#anyways i love dottore and i love kaeya so why not love them. together

[iwant-fuitgummi]

guys i have a confession i have been Thinking about kaettore. my two faves kissing what could go wrong

[mochinon-yah]

I just realized we all technically have the power to ask any questions on this site, and I never got to doing it. So....

[Points S.E.E.S evoker at you]

Who are the fictional characters you ship your mutuals to? Doesn't have to be necessarily their self-ship. I am deadass curious. Spill the tea, Imbibitor's lover—

We can lower that down, brynn- no need to get all aggressive now-

*cough* ANYWAY!

I'll list them down below, and if they're not accurate or you're actually gonna fight them rather than making out with the characters that i chose then yeah, that is probably my plan 😀 /silly

Oh and! I'll mostly be using genshin and hsr characters because yeah-

@beloved-brynn -> heizou and ratio. NGL, YOU + HEIZOU, OR YOU + RATIO, OR EVEN THE THREE OF YOU WOULD TOTALLY BE SO FUNNY AND CHAOTIC 😭☝️ they can counter your wild statements while also being the (somewhat) saner one but could also say smth wild as well. I could see you and one of em (possibly ratio) be like "oh yeah, the other day, i was eating my lunch while watching that gorey movie-" "what." "yeah, i was hungry at that time, so like why not yk-" (this is based on my real experience guys, guess which dialogue is me lmao)

@meimeimeirin -> hmmmm, koh zhongli maybe? Okay, let me tell you the reason why... it's simply because she NEEDS someone who can pamper her! I don't know where that conclusion came from, but yeah. Anyway, if we're talking about other characters, then i think welt, or even zayne from lnd could fit. Basically: "I need someone older, just a little bit colder." lmao (oh, mochi, did this conclusion came up because you know rin's the youngest in her family and now you ship her with men older (and more experienced) than her? whaatt... ofc not, haha-)

@leftdestiny-posts -> absolutely cannot see them with anyone other than dottore. Cute and kind but is secretly crazy "i want to watch the world burn" x The human version of the word 'crazy' "as you wish, my love" would be their dynamic, i suppose...? WAIT OH! I can actually see shiro with ayato or maybe sunday! I bet they would like such a cute, innocent-looking darling to control, but then they would get so surprised and maybe super interested into trying to control the darling despite how crazy the darling actually is- (shiro ily, if ur crazy then we can be crazy together 💐)

@navxry -> arlechinno, and maybe black swan. Yeah, that's it. No explanation needed.

@jessamine-rose -> hmmm, would it be weird if i say capitano? I don't know why or how did i get to that conclusion, but yeah. And maybe blade? IDK WHY I'M PARTNERING HER WITH CRAY CRAY MEN- SORRY JESS, I (subconsciously) THINK YOU CAN LIKE CALM THEM OR SMTH AJFIAWOF-

@stardust-for-your-soul -> funnily enough, i can see her with aventurine. They'll say sweet words that probably have a double meaning and also probably have a teeny tiny bit (maybe a lot lmao) of 'enemies to lovers' moment. (wow, cherry, your new bf is a gambler- /smack). But anyway, i could also see her be with march 7th who is so bubbly and sweet, and i'd think cherry would love to tease march hehe

@teabutmakeitazure -> ACTUALLY NGL DAN HENG????? He would listen to her ramblings and also help her write her fics. It just sounds so cute in my opinion lol. Other than dan heng (who is obviously the best choice), zuri would probably look into red flag charas, like... yeah, aventurine- but still tho, dan heng! But i get what zuri is thinking tho, red is such a sexy color- /smack

@harmonysanreads -> ngl alhaitham or kaeya would be cute if paired up with her! Idk where did kaeya come from, but when i thought about it, instantly "cute!". I think, harmony has this really 'weird' calming aura that could make those two charas just fell in love with how comfortamble she can make them feel. BUT LIKE IDK THO-

@fishanonishere -> Albedo...... i think? Fish, i know what you are- i mean like as in how chaotic and just how 'what in the world is this person thinking???' you are. With how calming and 'would jump into any interesting topic' he is, i think fish and him could be such a cute duo. Fish's ramblings and their drawings are some of the things that make him really interested in fish

[kae-karo]

Sorry for the weird ask, but thoughts on dottolone(dottore x pantalone)?

NOT A WEIRD ASK AT ALL AND I LOVE THEM DEEPLY literally we get, what, ten seconds of each of them talking in the fatui trailer (x)??? and i'm already in love with them both individually and??? slap them together and i'm just 😍😍😍

(also i am so sorry in advance but i straight up cannot refer to pantalone as anything other than pants i can't believe they called him that i mean i get why ofc but still)

they are every brand of fucked up together. i've already seen some 10/10 hcs about pants paying for sex with dottore. multiple dottores x single pants. fucked up experiments funded by pants for dottore's enjoyment. they make each other worse and enjoy every fucking second of it like they're in an eternal honeymoon phase and i literally love them

i really like pants as this outwardly sweet, almost kaeya-esque character who is worlds of fucked up behind the scenes. manipulative and enjoys seeing his manipulations come to fruition, i could go either way on whether or not he actually enjoys witnessing the negative effects his manipulations might have on other people. he deeply and genuinely enjoys watching dottore do his experiments, but i think he prefers not to get his hands dirty himself unless absolutely required (he looks extremely hot covered in blood tho, dottore can attest)

dottore sounds rather cool and collected in the trailer but i think he gets bratty (a la his clone from the manga) and pants loves pushing his buttons. i think dottore is the extra fucked up kind of fucked up that comes along with being fucked up for a very long time, like just this massive disconnect from reality and morals and pants definitely encourages that. likes having opportunities to pull the strings and get dottore everything he needs for his experiments. yes, he is a sugar daddy i don't make the rules i mean he's literally the sugar daddy for like the entire fatui lmao

if u haven't seen them yet, i highly rec checking out @/darksideofkira on twitter bc they're already feeding us with that sweet dottore x pants content (x) and i know they have a whole batch of doodles of them as well that will probably make it around to their twt soon enough (it's on patreon now tho if u sub to them!)

anyway: thoughts on dottopants in summary: yes. extremely yes.