#anyways i bought a barbie nailpolish collab I bought three and they cost 24 DOLLARS so i thought that shot was going to be the most phenome-
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My life is like one big humiliation kink roleplay scene except I don't know the safeword and it just won't end
#don't ask#I'm a big failure#fracaso total#i got a haircut and i thought it looked cute and then my mama said I look like dumb & dumber 😭#i have zero bitches#negative bitches actuality#I'm bisexual and bimyself#if life could just stop cucking me just ONCE that'd be great#anyways i bought a barbie nailpolish collab I bought three and they cost 24 DOLLARS so i thought that shot was going to be the most phenome-#nal nail polish I ever used BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT SHIT WAS PATCHY A ALL FUCK#i just want one nice thing#one truly nice thing#but anyways#I'm going to the grocery market tomorrow I'm hoping to make stir fry#i like cooking its like having little missions for the week#the most joy I've had in the last few months has been playing papa's scooperia - baking - and having my weekly obsessive crashes on fiction-#al characters/celebrities#I've been trying to write again but I've been so busy lately and honestly in kinda a writing stump like I was write but i can't#but I'm hopeful i can hopefully write a little something something even if it's small#also#happy friday#i guess
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