#anyways ^_^ gender swag for them so true

[casinoquartet]

ash agender transmasc swag and red doons genderfluid he/she swag . btw

[beesmygod]

the funniest thing that the true dumb dumbs of dark souls will feverishly insist is that gwyndolin, whose clothes item description describes as being “raised as a daughter”, is a “he”. the vast majority suffer from gamer brain but some will, in good faith, will point out that the game itself uses “he” (and they wrote the game in english first, so there was no pronoun confusion during translation)

which like, cant argue with the last one, but i have a hard time subscribing to the idea that someone who arguably had their gender forcibly imposed on them by their dad for moon magic reasons would continue to maintain it after their dad has been extremely dead for literally thousands and thousands of years. esp when gender presentation in the souls universe is a trivial affair and mostly seems to influence

otoh, yorksha calls her “brother gwyndolin”. maybe gwyndolin has nb swag. any pronouns. or maybe yorksha is transphobic and just rude (GAME THEORY).

anyway idk. presents as a girl. uses girl magic (apparently). owns ring that makes you a girl. i studied at gender school for 100 year and i have determined her a girl

[personishfive]

can i ask for your thoughts on all of the phantom thieves ?

i feel like im being interviewed lol... and well i've completed p5(r) 3 times + i'm starting my 4th right now so clearly i have a lot of thoughts so i don't know how to boil it down into a sensible easily communicated response to a tumblr ask haha...

basically i love everyone...um. in short (p5(r) spoilers):

joker: the most trans in any direction character, stylish, fun, mostly-silent swag. i love protagonists. joker can hold multitudes. insert the behind the mask lyrics. i think about 3rdsembadend a lot. also "canon" names wise i prefer akira by a fair amount if that matters. keeping them unnamed in my comics is a deliberate choice though haha

mona: people need to stop being mean to him he's literally a cat. my brother loves him :) little guy... yeah okumura palace sucks but most of the others have shitty moments too...lol. he's literally a little guy what more do you want. ask me about my thoughts on his gender

ryuji: my best friend!! i think i enjoy him more and more over time he's so ride or die. just a swell dude. such a bro. simple in a good way. aftermath aside his moment in shidopalace is so iconic of him

ann: my second favorite 5 character i love her so so so much. maybe her relevance drops hard post-kamoshida but do i look like i care. she makes me happy :) and also she will forever be iconic for the whole "he can't suffer if he's dead" thing. there are types of characters that i like.

yusuke: okay. confession. the reason yusuke's barely showed up in gomics (he was in the background One time) is because i'm bad at drawing him and worse at writing him (i'm aware the standard of writing for these things is low (lol) but i just can't channel his vibe. being an artist and Like That doesn't even help). i love him though!! he's so funny and his confidant rules. etc. one of those characters that i don't think of 24/7 but when i do think about him it's like. explosion

makoto: she'll figure things out.

futaba: little sister obtained...!! she's my everything. like...dude. i don't know how to put it into words to be quite honest she's just so real. so real. so real!! her palace was good :') she's really fun and resonates so well emotionally... mental illness represent and stem kid solidarity (i do not have the capability of hacking into the government). iconic that they gave her the male velvet suit.

haru: she really needed more screentime i know that's not a new thing to say but it's true she gets overshadowed SO bad. i adore haru... it's. um. the like. reservedness? like she's been holding things back. and strength. and the "i am no longer your subservient puppet". it's interesting how she doesn't get proper resolution for her palace-related troubles like the others (read: dad got assassinated)...and yeah the gap moe of her capacity for violence also. #girl

goro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yeah. um. he's my favorite. anyway

sumire: i like her a lot, just more in theory than in practice if that makes sense... why did they put her hair back up and steal her glasses... i think her inclusion in sae's palace is kind of nonsensical but i get it i guess it's for returning players and all. love the cinderella thing she has going on. she's sweet. she has so little time to really shine which is a bummer. i like her. she's a good contrast to the other two in 3rdsem and funny also.

[none-of-your-biscuits]

*transes your blorbos for my personal benefit*

Cat duo au

Nonbinary (They/them) Adrien and genderfluid (he/she) Juleka

Juleka has been pretty androgynous most her life, so once he realize he preferred to be perceived certain ways it wasn't that big of a deal at home. That being said, she had experience in in presenting himself as a genderless entity.

Adrien lowkey gets gender envy from Juleka.

When Juleka learns about Adrien's identity she's really laid back about it and Adrien is like "????" because they are having a crisis.

Juleka does his make-up differently depending on how he's feeling, but its usually never picked up by anyone other than Luka and Rose and later Adrien.

When Juleka can't tell if its a boy or girl day she'll ask Luka (or Adrien if they had a sleep over) to flip a coin and decide for him.

Juleka doesn't teach Adrien how to do their makeup, instead watches youtube tutorials with them. I feel like Adrien has some prior knowledge of makeup because of modeling but they don't fully grasp the process or how to make it look a certain way.

Adrien tells Juleka the crabby patty secret formula to altering the super hero suit so she can look more masculine if she feels like it.

Juleka gets a slight undercut that is very visible when he transforms because her hair is in a ponytail. When Adrien knows Juleka is feeling more masculine they will call him tiger instead of tigress. Some fans catch on, some don't.

Rose likes to pet Juleka's undercut.

When Juleka realized she was genderfluid he was also praising the universe that Rose was panromantic.

Anarka: "Oh, daughter o' mine-" Juleka: "son" Anarka: "Oh, son o' mine-"

Natalie, walking in on Adrien cutting Juleka's hair while in a skirt: "... you're going to clean that up..., right?"

Also, once Chloe joins their sleep overs, deep late night talks lead her to realize she might not be entirely cis. They also lead Juleka to believing he has the power to steal people's gender.

Adrien never really comes out. Once Marinette and Rose pick up on Juleka only ever using they/them for Adrien they both start doing it somewhat subconsciously. After that the class catches on.

Chat has done patrol with the nonbinary flag around their shoulders. Same with tigress, but the genderfluid flag. (I almost typed Panthera instead of tigress)

Anyways, I think I'm done with asks for the night.

G'mornin/G'night.

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JOKES ON YOU!!! I ALSO TRANS MY BLORBOS FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT

Ur so correct for this actually

Juleka gender fluid is so real and true. Also I planned nb adrien so long ago and just never said it get out of my head

(Ps. I also always say Panthera and then just redo it into tigress. Panthera has a grip on a specific group of people that will never leave)

Also. Chloe has demigirl swag I will not accept any contradictions I am correct

ALSO JULEKA UNDERCUT canon. Like I'm pretty sure I can dig up a convo with cap I had abt that when crocoduel came out Bc we are deranged

I also

physically wheezed from krabby patty secret formula to changing the suit

Pov. I accidentally ignored all my asks yesterday because I was listening to the Magnus archives season 1 for the first time and playing Minecraft

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#5

Watch "Spongebob did WHAT???!!!!!????" on YouTube

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#4

*strums ukulele* forgetful lucy your lips are so damn juicy

Me when I'm Henry Roth the Hawaii native who opens the movie by writing in dialogue about fucking various women who are all individually out of my league and then I smash my balls on a speed boat owie fuck oww

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#3

Also based on what I've seen of your blog so far you have fantastic vibes and true (transgender?) swag. A++. You seem like someone I would see in the supermarket and want to be friends with but not have the confidence to approach and say those cursed words, "I like your shoelaces." Anyways I hope you're having a good day. Do you like receiving asks like this? If not I won't send them lol ^w^

HOLY SHIT I FINALLY GOT AN ASK AFGER LIKE 80 YEARS HELLO NEW FRIEND PERSON IM TED also yes I love asks send them! And my blog is mostly just jokes about having a stomach ache and dracula memes so get ready for alot of that 😔😔but thank you that's awesome of you to say

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My #1 post of 2022

Hi everyone its me!!!! And I'm taking a bath cause I'm a dirty lad!!!! doo da doo!! Woah that rhymed.... OK thinks are getting too silly I better slow down and get back to scrub a dubbin

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[rammy]

insane double feature for the ask game incoming but tell me about either n gin or charles offdensen or both IDK

IM DOING BOTH. HI

n. gin first (wife privileges)

sexuality and gender i thinj hes bisexuals with like kind of a male preference. His gender is unknowable like honestly he's got some kind of .. Genderous Swag .. to him in a way I cant describe. and is one of those characters where literally any gender headcanon i've seen I've just been like "yea I can see that"

my OTP with n. gin is with MEEEEEEEEEEEE no but actually i'm like at least a little endeared when people draw him with n. brio ig. I don't know if i'd call what is happening with him and cortex a Ship not even in an "I dislike this" way i'm just like Woah. That's Crazy. N. Gin so freaky. Like it's beyond my perception of a normal Ship they're not even a Divorced OTP like cortex/brio they're just. Involved in such a strange way. But my selfship is the one true romance relationship I am invested in with him honest to god not even kidding that's my wife

BROTP idk I think its cute when he's like nina's designated batshit insane babysitter for the day. I liked seeing them kill ppl together in tag team racing when you played it. maybe i'm biased because I also love nina (*cortex voice* MY DAUGHTER)

NOTP i'm sorry him x n tropy is kind of nothing to me but maybe that's because I'm not that interested in n tropy like idk he's blue and British. it's not bad though i'm just like Eh

Random headcanon idk i like the idea of his palette change in twinsanity and eventually the radical ent. games being that he's like basically undead and all corpsey but he's still kickin like all the crazy shit done to him like the missile life support system is no matter what happens still. SUPPORTING. the hair color change is unrelated he just realized he's goth so he dyed it. I like how he acts like such a 2000s mall goth XD random wafflez no preps type of guy at his old age. cute.

my overall opinion on this character is that we're married

CHARRRRRLEEEEEEESSSS TIMEEEEEEEEEEE

Gender and sexuality headcanon honestly for the most part for years i've been on board with him being a trans male and gay but the more people posting about butch cfo the more it starts to embed in my brain. it's inspired.

OTP umm I enjoy seeing nathan/charles content it's cute i know I have my nathan/pickles bias but idk.. it's cute.. plus I've seen people make nathan/charles/pickles content before it was cool. also just pickles/charles i see very little of but I do kind of see the vision. all the Charles x dick knubbler fan art i've seen is pretty cute too

BROTP I loveeeeeeee when people draw charles and abigail and knubbler being dethstaff friends. bonding over those stupid assholes they work for. i understand why they went with abi leaving to like. Live her own life away from the inherent fuckedupness of working for dethklok but in a world where there were more episodes and they got the chance to like. Write her more as a character and give her more content then i'd like to see her bond with at least the dethstaff I can see it more than her palling around with actual dethklok to be honest. Also Im sorry I have to say it I want more cute dethstaff art with edgar included HE'S WORKING THERE TOO!!!!!!!!!! COME ON. anyways.

idk if I have a "NOTP" with him I mean I've seen him and magnus as ex lovers(?) which i guess I haven't been sold on enough. I've also seen him shipped with fucking idk melmond MELMORD THATS HIS NAME IM TOO USED TO CALLING HIM ARIN HANSON.

Random headcanon idk does me thinking he's autistic count

My opinion on charles offdensen is that his butch swag is what brought him back to life

[frostbite-the-bat]

ok one note i take that as a yes

usually it's said without 'frostbite' but for the fullest part i had to mention it. one way to shorten it is dr. guzma cathal spades spamton gender. t

he shortest most common way is just guzma spades which is a common username i use in games and sites if im not frostbite the bat or just guzma or cathalbravecog.

LETS START WITH THE HORRID COLOR CODING

Dr. Guzma 'Frostbite' Cathal Spades Spamtongender, the Spade Catboy King/God/Cog of Chaos, the Ultimate Swagbeast

Dr. - Because I have 12 PHDs in evil fucked up science. me saying '12 phd's' is a reference to stanford from gravity falls

Guzma - That's my name!! I'm named after the Pokémon character!

'Frostbite' - My fursonas name! I also go by this name, rarely, usually in-character

Cathal - Like Cathal Ray Toby Bravecog from Toontown Corporate Clash

Spades - Like the suit symbol! ♠♠♠ It's been my symbol since forever - first as a tie to me being asexual, but later because of Deltarune!! It started as a small tie, but when I got hyperfixated on Lancer/Spade king, the use of 'Spades' became more frequent. If I had to choose an actual only last name, it'd be this

Spamtongender - Spamton G Spamton Deltarune and gender what else can I say? This functions as a second last name

'The Spade Catboy' - Well, before I began using 'creature' on myself more often, I was just catboy, and I still am. I am a SPADE catboy. but in a fucked up gender neutral alley cat way i will yowl at 1 am

The Spade Catboy is tied to the next ones !

King - Like king! It ties to Spade King from Deltarune!! Making the title 'The Spade (Catboy) King of Chaos'. His fight theme is Chaos King!! Chaos also ties to my personality as a whole - chaotic as hell.

Also if I rarely draw myself as a human sona which I don't like doing, I also draw myself with a crown

God - Like god of chaos! That's me but in a totally non-religious way i'm just a creature of so much chaos it's godly

Cog - Like Toontown Cog! In TTCC you can't say 'god', so many say 'cog' instead. Anytime I'd say my name I'd have to use 'cog' instead. And it's true me and Frostbite 'Toon' are lil' Cog creatures

'Of Chaos' - I am all of those things above... But of CHAOS! Also, I suppose The King of Chaos (the king of pain!) can reference to Chaos King the (not) Musical, one of the few lyrical adaptations I can tolerate

'The Ultimate Swagbeast' - If you thing this is Danganronpa related, PLEASE EXPLODE! Though I suppose the song this is referencing IS referencing DGR itself, so... ANYWAYS. SWAGBEAST! THAT'S ME! I AM THE SWAGBEAST!! Swagbeast is also the name of my second sona, who has a bigger importance to me than just being a second sona but I'm not getting into that, just know I'm a creature ok :3

And well it's also a reference to The Ultimate Swag which I see as my theme song

also btw all the god stuff can tie to my OTHER sona named frozen spade. they're both a gravity falls and deltarune sona oc thing technically. they're also a weird shape dream demon like bill. they do whatver the fuck they want and cause chaos. theyre a (frozen) spade. based on dreams i had with bill cipher in them where one of my eyes went black on two separate occasions! the oc design references it.

This name will be expanded upon good luck remembering all of it i love being transgender

who wants an explanation of my full name that being 'dr. guzma 'frostbite' cathal spades spamtongender, the spade catboy king/god/cog of chaos, the ultimate swagbeast'

[infxrity]

The Art of Eye Contact

Summary - Tsukishima Kei didn’t believe in love at first sight and for a good reason too, that reason being it’s stupid, but your eyes were very pretty (Wc: 946)

Pairing - Timeskip Tsukishima Kei x Gender Neutral Reader

Genre - Fluff, Love at first sight

Warnings - None

a/n - sorry if this seems rushed 👨🏾‍🦳 I wrote it at 4 am and I wanted to hurry up and finish or if it seems ooc anyways reblog’s are very swag

Tsukishima Kei didn’t believe in love at first sight. The concept was stupid to him. It’s not often he stressed on the topic of love either but sitting there in the library he couldn’t help but scoff at the trope that appeared in the book he was currently reading.

“The heroine looked up and was immediately greeted by the gaze of her. She was undoubtedly beautiful, everything about her was in fact, from the expensive dress she wore to the enchanting color of her eyes. Maybe he had finally gone mad but he swore that she was smiling at him and in that moment he couldn’t help but fall in love.”

Yeah no. This book wasn’t for him.

Maybe he’d just put it back, but before he could even get the chance he looked up and saw you. You both held eye contact for a brief moment, both looking up at the same time. He didn’t know why but it flustered him, all he could do was quickly look back down at the book and stare at the words, not really reading them.

Well he’ll never be seeing you again. That's what Tsukishima thought to himself walking home that day, but he was wrong. You came to that library pretty often actually. Did he never notice you before or did you just recently start coming? It didn’t matter, now he was pretty aware of your presence. Sometimes you’d sit at the same table as him and it was way harder to concentrate on the book he was reading. And the book he was reading, well it was that book. The book he picked up on the day he first “met” you. The very same one he thought was lame. He still does and he never takes it home but he does pick it up whenever he visits. Why not he was already there, and he might as well read a few more pages to see if he truly dislikes it.

—

Despite all this Tsukishima Kei never approached you. He didn’t have to surprisingly, you approached him first. He didn’t understand what was going on at first. Maybe he accidentally fell asleep and this was his dream.

“Hello?” He blinked. You were still there, repeating your previous statement. “I just happened to notice the book you were reading. It’s one of my favorites. Do you like it as well?”

Tsukishima looked at the book then back at you. “No, not really”

Now it was your turn to be surprised “Then why are you reading it? You made a lot of progress too” It was true that he was pretty far in. A bit more than halfway to be exact, but he didn’t exactly know why he was still reading it.

“What’s your point?”

“..Nevermind, but when you change your mind i’d love to hear about your new favorite book...Mr?”

“Tsukishima Kei” He laughed a little before sliding a book over to you. It was his actual favorite book currently, his own copy too but he didn’t mind lending it to you for a little while “Well then if we’re talking about good books i’d love to hear about your new favorite book after you read this” You smiled taking the book “Will do, and i’m [name] by the way” and then you left, leaving Tsukishima there himself thinking about the quick interaction and a bit anxious of what you'd think of the book he suggested. But why? Why did he do all of that? Why’d he give a complete stranger his name that easily and on top of that one of his own personal belongings.

He’s pretty. That’s the first thing you thought when you saw him. It was only a glance. Afterwards he looked back down and you returned to your book as well although distracted. Why was the slightest bit of eye contact flustering you so much? You were overreacting. You already knew that however it didn’t stop you from trying to approach him. That was a challenge within itself though, he didn’t come to the library all that often and he seemed like a pretty reserved person. Nevertheless you were still determined. Sometimes you attempted to walk up to him but ended up walking past him instead and leaving the library. Others you’d successfully sit at the same table however you still struggled to make conversation. Your friends knew him as “library boy.” The whole situation was amusing to them but they were still cheering you on. Well you had news for them today, not only did you get “library boys” name but you also had a full successful conversation, and two days later you met him again at the library and ranted to Tsukishima about one of your new favorite books.

—

Tsukishima Kei didn’t know he was in love. No, more like he wouldn’t admit to himself that he was in love. A few months after your first interaction and you two still kept in touch. It turns out he did enjoy the book he initially thought was lame. The one you said he’d like and you made sure to constantly remind him of that. And so you kept recommending books to each other, feeling extremely proud when it turns out they liked it. Somewhere along the way you exchanged numbers and you two texted pretty frequently. He enjoyed the random lighthearted arguments about stupid stuff, the late night deep conversations you had out of no where, and even the dumb text messages you sent him while he was busy. And the biggest advancement, tomorrow you had a date. He wouldn’t say he was excited but he was looking forward to it.

© infxrity don’t steal my work Tris and Bambi are watching

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[sabaku-no-livna]

Is your oc a Mary Sue ?

Okay I created this test back in 2016 on the french fandom, for the french fandom but its still so funny so if you want to try that test, please do. Don’t take it bad if your oc has several points doesn't make her Mary Sue and again these are only the clichés I noted, doesn't mean I got the absolute science on how to make a good OC and that my OCs does not correspond to these clichés or arn’t Mary Sues. Beware this test is full of sarcasm and second degree. Anyways ! Enjoy !

I. The design  of the OC  For your OC to be shitty, appearance is primordial. Therefor, I made you a list of clichés that you can try to cumulate to create a perfect Mary Sue. Are you ready ? At the end we’ll count the M.S points of our own Oc.  ღ Spiky hair, must be long, more likely black, red, yellow, with two colors that MUST be extra saturated ! You can take your favorite color if you want, it will work. Why thinking further ? xD  If you put two colors, make sure they clash with each other. Your hair style must be edgy, emo, so 2012 fashion with some bangs in front of the eye, nothing original please. Its weird to be original. AND WE DON’T WANT THAT. 

ღ  Piercings and tattoos are SWAG. But not any piercings or tattoo ! The labret is swag, the septum is swag, the eyebrow is swag, the belly button is swag but NEVER on the nostril its’s a golden rule of swag. Sorry. Have you ever seen an oc with a piercing in the nostril ? Nope, then don’t do that. Don’t try to invent new things. Originality is weird. 

ღ  About the body type, you got to stick to the canons : Huge breasts, large hips and butt, narrow waist (so narrow you don’t know how she can possibly bear her own weight). 

ღ If you REALLY don’t have any design ideas it doesn't matter. Make a gender-bend of Naruto or Sasuke. IT WORKS. 

II. The back story of your OC

For your OC to fit in the story like some shit falling on top of carbonara pastas, your backstory must be as CHEATED as possible. It must affect the main manager plot a maximum, just to enhance your oc. NEVER FORGET IT : Your OC is the center of the world. 

ღ Lets start by the beginning. For the name of your OC take some name that sounds Japanese. You can even invent one, as long as it sounds Japanese its perfect. To do so, insert some “ki” “ko” “su” “shi” “mi” et you got a name ! 

ღ Here is one of the supreme principle : Your OC is the most gorgeous, intelligent and strong. Its legit ALL THE MEN IN THE PLANET are desperately in love with her. 

ღ Your OC must be paired, or have had an affair, with at least one of the canon characters (better if its a main one) of the anime. Leave Shoji and and all the other Rock Lees for the ugly ones, YOU got Sasuke and Naruto waiting for you in your bed. So here’s a list of decent crush for a Goddess like your OC : 

Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Kakashi, Neji, Gaara, Madara, Deidara. Others are for the ugly ones. Don’t touch it, may have diseases ... :/ 

ღ  As your OC is the strongest, she must have super badass jutsus and have a chakra of ALL TYPES AT A TIME, she must master ALL the technics, and the must is her having an demon within. If possible a demon with tails (we don’t know why it wasn't mentioned in the manga but WHO CARES ?) that would be stronger than all the canon demons combined ! OR she can cumulate all the demons. Another SWAG thing is to have special pupils. If you don’t have the creativity to invent some, just use the sharingan/byakugan, or directly the rinnegan. OR you can cumulate them. Do like Sasuke ! This guys was clever. He knows the secret of success. 

ღ  Your OC must FUCK the game, so don’t hesitate to make her a princess, a vampire, a Rage, or even a Goddess. SHE IS TOO HOT TO BE HUMAN. Regular shinnobis are for people with no ambitions. 

ღ When you have to describe her personality always indicate this : “sweet, shy, friendly, cold, mysterious, choleric, courageous.” How is it totally paradoxal ? WHO CARES ? It doesn't have to be accurate in your character in her story anyways, that’s just for the presentations. For your OC to be really obnoxious she has to have a shitty personality. She has to clash every canon characters, be a burden for everyone else, OR, the opposite, a fuckin’ Deus Ex Machina ! Your girl she would have kicked Madara’s emo ass in a sec ! 

ღ  Her relationships with the canon characters are VERY IMPORTANT. Try the hidden blood binding. It’s SOOO original. Incest is not to provide, we all love what’s forbidden by the law and morals ! But always use main characters first, and don’t hesitate to put your character in a canon team, even if you have to kick off Sakura to do so (after all who cares for her ?). And for secondary but popular characters such as Itachi, Gaara and Neji ... Well as long as they are canons and popular ! Its better if they are in the Akatsuki or Kages though ! The best thing would be to be the hidden maleficent twin of Sasuke and have an affair with him OR Naruto’s genderbend paired with Itachi. The really SWAG clans you can put your OC into if you got no creativity to create an over powered shitty clan are : Uchiha, Uzumaki, Namikaze and Otsutsuki, and Hyuga only if there is no more room in the previous I quoted. 

ღ  Your OC must have a tragical backstory, horrible and complicated, incoherent or completely empty and lacking of depth cumulating all the best clichés of the fandom. 

In the first case your OC is broken by her past traumatic experiences, which gives her a dark side, a madness within, an emo vibe. She must be complaining all the time about her misunderstood pain. 

In the second case, your OC must be cheesy, always smiling and enthusiastic for no reason, and be a little stupid. Okay VERY stupid. But well ! She has big tits at least ! So its fine. Her biggest trauma must not exceed in terms of violence her little brother finishing the Nutella. 

ღ  Or, you can also try having a SUPER weak OC. Because with Mary Sues you are either TOO strong or TOO weak. No nuance please. It would make your character too credible. AND WE DON’T WANT THAT. Your OC must be rejected by everyone, hated and underrated (#victimlol) only her One True Love will see the light behind her shaggy hair. 

ღ If you are a bit CrAzY you can invent a country where she’ll be on top, but the best is for her to come from Konoha. Stay on the right track. 

I think I gave you all the best tips I had to make an OC perfectly obnoxious. ♥ To illustrate my own sayings, let me introduce you, my own Mary Sue : 

Suskiki Uchiha ! 

Name : Suskiki Uchiha

Age : Immortal 

Team : 7 (who cares about Sakura anyways ? Lol) Family : parents : Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha / big brother : Itachi / twin brother : Sasuke / cousin : Naruto (yes its possible) Personality : Has big boobs Love interests : Sasuke, Naruto, Itachi, Gaara, Deidara, Suigetsu, Kakashi, Peter Pan, Edward Cullen and Jon Snow Story : Suskiki is the hidden sister of Sasuke. Not so hidden bc she is in team 7.  For real she is the princess vampire of and has the power of emo. Her childhood was so terrible you cant imagine. What was it ? Idk you cant imagine i said ! She supports Naruto since childhood bc they were both rejected. Why ? Bc she was too beautiful duh ! She has in her the demon Nyan cat dragon of darkness the most powerful of all ! She has both sharingan and byakugan for no reason (maybe her mom had an affair ?).  NOW LETS TRY THIS QUIZZ : 

Does your OC have : 

1)  Spiky or flashy hair ? 2)  Piercings/tattoos ? 3) Big breasts ?  4) Is she the female equivalent (physically) of a canon character ? 5) Was her name picked randomly because it sounded Japanese  ? 6) Are several canon characters into her ? (3 and more is yes).  7) Is she paired with one of the decent canons quoted before ?  8) Has she got a demon ? 9) Has she got special pupils ? Is she from a SWAG clan ? (if not you suck) 10) Does she have a special statut ? (princess, vampire, kage ...) 11) Is she “ “sweet, shy, friendly, cold, mysterious, choleric, courageous.”  at the same time ?  12) Does she have any blood binding with one of the canon characters ? Marriage doesn’t work.  13) Incestuous with one of the canons ? 14) Is she part of one of the main teams of the Naruto gen ? 15) Has she got a tragic back story ? 16) Is she bad at everything/super powerful ? 17) Was she rejected ?   18) Does she come from Konoha ? 19) Does she look like the  character she is paired with ?  20) Was she part of the Akatsuki or did she join Orochimaru ? 

So now you can count your points and it will give you a grade over 20. The closer you are to 20 the most Mary Suish your OC is. I personally tested it on Yukiko she got : 6 points. And you what is your score ? ;)