#anyway..shes always saying shes never gonna date cos her parents r too strict like she thinks boys r cute sometimes but she’d never
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#theres this girl in my college..shes a yr above me n shes rly super perfect like smart nice funny beautiful u know. the works#anyway..shes always saying shes never gonna date cos her parents r too strict like she thinks boys r cute sometimes but she’d never#ever actly go for them cos no ones worth d trouble so like the running joke is that it’s actly cos shes into girls and shes always like#NEVER OMG I WOULD NEVER which like. not to sound conceited or assume anything but like. she acts like shes a little in love with me chsjdjdj#LIKE ok we never talked before until we were at d same party n she got drunk and came up to me and started calling me baby#and beautiful and hot and sexy cjsjddu and literally could not keep her hands off me LIKE she was kinda feeling me up#anyway omg so she kept calling me baby n i didnt know what to do so i called her mom and she got so fkn happy n then RLY WENT FOR IT n like#the next day of school i saw her in the hall and she didnt say hi to me when we made eye contact djshd but i felt awkward n ended up saying#hi mom and i saw her fkn burst SHAHSH like she rly started like beaming and was like baby !!!!! and started like i guess more innocently#feeling me up i guess and shes like her drunken self w me now like every time i so much as see her in the hall#when we actually talk or whatever she makes sure we sit in the same chair and like..idk spoons me or somerhing and like will literally just#keep touching me and calling me baby or now babe and to anyone who will listen she’ll say look this is my baby shes mine and like#she literally doesnt let anyone else touch her like she gets mad when she gets touched but will always pull me into her wherever we r#and like still gets so happy when i call her mom idk if im like unintentionally playing into some mommy kink she has or what but like.#writing this out. holy shit i didnt realize this has gone so far HCJSUDUSSU#i..forgot where i was going with this ....#but im going to dump this here ..my god#delete later#we had dinner tonight w a bunch of other ppl also n like when she left she hugged me so like gently like arms arnd my waist and idk so fkn#TENDER or whatever like she rly held me with so much like care and in this super soft low voice right in my ear she says bye babe#and was gonna leave right after like#my friend tried to go for a hug and this girl the upperclassman just high fived her outstretched hand and was like bye everyone ! and left#DJSJDHSHSI#before that today we had a meeting and i was far from where they were drawing and couldnt see well so she called me over#and then spread her legs and told me to sit there for the rest of the TWO HOUR thing and literally. the whole time jus did what she always#does. hold me call me baby then tell all the people sitting next to her that im her baby and then proceed to literally. rub my stomach#and call me sexy to alternate between baby like.#how did i not think this has gotten out of hand before writing this out#is it me or is this a lot ???????#IM LAUGHING SO HARD REREADING THIS
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