#anyway. no way to know bc its been almost ten years and my memory sucks oops

[gaystardykeco]

very vindicating to discover that a show i stopped watching in 2014 genuinely did get bad after i stopped watching it like hey maybe fourteen year old me did have some kind of taste in media

[rouge-the-bat]

OOPS I HAD STARTED THIS THEN SAVED AS A DRAFT TO FINISH LATER BUT THEN FORGOT SO ITS. BEEN A BIT SINCE I WAS ACTUALLY TAGGED FOR THIS LMAO

ANYWAYS i was tagged by @skayforrest :'33

Rules: Please make your own text post when answering these to avoid long posts. Highlight/bold what applies to you!

for me to make it easier for me to read im going for:

bold: definitely me :3

italics: kinda me!

strikethrough: not me at All

(subscript parenthesis): my comments! (bc im very rambly lol)

also changing // between different phrases to ♡♡ to make it easier for me to distinguish between phrases too owo

♡  Appearance ♡

I am over 5’5 ♡♡ I wear glasses/contacts ♡♡ I have blonde hair ♡♡ I prefer loose clothing over tight clothing ♡♡ I have one or more piercings (my ears!) ♡♡ I have at least one tattoo (i want to get one of a drawing ive made soon tho!) ♡♡ I have blue eyes ♡♡ I have dyed or highlighted my hair (its p much back to normal now tho- and i want to dye it pink someday) ♡♡ I have gotten plastic surgery ♡♡ I have or had braces ♡♡ I sunburn easily ♡♡ I have freckles ♡♡ I paint my nails (not super often but i have fun doing it occasionally owo!) ♡♡ I typically wear makeup (i rarely do and usually its just lispstick, with maybe eyshadow and/or eyeliner) ♡♡ I don’t often smile (i can be really smiley sometimes but i dont interact with others much (esp irl) so i tend to not emote a whole lot) ♡♡ I am pleased with how I look (im cute round n chubby!!) ♡♡ I prefer nike to adidas (i literally dont care) ♡♡ I wear baseball caps backwards

♡ Hobbies & Interests ♡

I play a sport (i play... wii sports and real life bowling sometimes at most :'3) ♡♡ I can play an instrument (its been a really long time but i learned clarinet from school band) ♡♡ I am artistic ♡♡ I know more than one language (id like to learn some tho, like japanese, french, and/or korean maybe?) ♡♡ I have won a trophy in some sort of competition (never a Literal trophy :O) ♡♡ I can cook or bake without a recipe ♡♡ I know how to swim ♡♡ I enjoy writing (i like to but school has made me anxious anytime i try now ;w;) ♡♡ I can do origami ♡♡ I prefer movies to tv shows ♡♡ I can execute a perfect somersault ♡♡ I enjoy singing (exclusively for singing along, i dont really ever sing on my own lol) ♡♡ I could survive in the wild on my own ♡♡ I have read a new book series this year ♡♡ I enjoy spending time with my friends (who wouldnt!! esp with my friends, theyre amazing :'3) ♡♡ I travel during school or work breaks (id like to travel more..) ♡♡ I can do a handstand

♡ Relationships ♡

I am in a relationship (my girlfriend is so wonderful 🥰) ♡♡ I have been single for over a year (been dating my gf for almost 2 full years now!) ♡♡ I have a crush (fictional crushes count right? bc i have a million of those lol) ♡♡ I have a best friend I have known for ten years ♡♡ My parents are together ♡♡ I have hooked up with my best friend (thats meaning sexual right? bc im sex repulsed and so is my gf whos my best friend so, absolutely not lol) ♡♡ I am adopted ♡♡ My crush has confessed to me (im p much always the first to confess lol) ♡♡ I have had a long-distance relationship (hopefully someday tho it wont be long distance :'3) ♡♡ I am an only child (dear god no i have. 1 full brother, 3 half brothers, 1 half sister, and 2 or 3 step brothers gjkxjfk) ♡♡ I give advice to my friends (im not the best with advice but i try when i can!!) ♡♡ I have made an online friend (all of my current friends are online!) ♡♡ I met up with someone I have met online (GOD I WISH)

♡ Aesthetics ♡

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell ♡♡ I have watched the sunrise (many times, after being awake all night bc im p mych nocturnal lol) ♡♡ I enjoy rainy days (god i love rain so much) ♡♡ I have slept under the stars (iirc im p sure ive slept in a tent for going camping before ??? but my memory sucks so im not sure if that happened or i just always wanted to gjkdjg) ♡♡ I meditate outside (maybe i should try that sometime..) ♡♡ The sound of chirping calms me ♡♡ I enjoy the smell of the beach (ive been to a beach just a couple times.. i dont remember what it smelled like) ♡♡ I know what snow tastes like (i eat snow EVERY time it snows here, esp to make snow cream) ♡♡ I listen to music to fall asleep (on occasion! always instrumental stuff, sometimes meant for relaxing or sometimes just a comfort song from a game i love) ♡♡ I enjoy thunderstorms ♡♡ I enjoy cloud watching ♡♡ I have attended a bonfire ♡♡ I pay close attention to colors (ofc ! i love colors and graphic design is my passion- but like Actually, im not quoting the meme lol) ♡♡ I find mystery in the ocean ♡♡ I enjoy hiking on nature paths (would REALLY need to be in the mood for it) ♡♡ Autumn is my favourite season (close ! i love the chilly air and aesthetic of autumn as well, but winter is my ultimate comfort season <3)

♡ Miscellaneous ♡

I can fall asleep in moving vehicles ♡♡ I am the mom friend (mom friend mode can activate on Occasion, but usually im silly bastard friend) ♡♡ I am involved in extracurricular activities (im not in school) ♡♡ I enjoy mexican food ♡♡ I can drive a stick-shift (i still havent learned how to drive yet owo;;) ♡♡ I believe in true love (probably not in a typical sense?) ♡♡ I make up scenarios to fall asleep (oh no, i make up scenarios constantly in my head throughout the day, i get way too invested in them so they usually keep me up if i think about them when trying to sleep) ♡♡ I sing in the shower ♡♡ I wish I lived in a superhero movie (i def wanna live in some fictional worlds, but superhero movies arent things im usually into) ♡♡ I have a canopy above my bed ♡♡ I am multiracial (im not super familiar with my ancestry rn, so idk. would like to know sometime tho) ♡♡ I am a redhead ♡♡ I own at least 3 dogs/cats (rn i have 2 dogs and 3 cats!)

and uhhh ill tag @spiiderbiites @miphelda @kipokin @queerplyke @ameila if yall wanna do it :3? (if yalld like i can go thru n supply a version of this without all of my font edits and comments!) AH WHOOPS I GOT A URL MESSED UP BUT XENOLEAF U CAN DO TOO IF U WANT

[batwake]

i might be dreaming (i might be dead)

[photonconductor]

i dont have an ao3 but shout out to my homeboys

once upon there was a gay on th e moon bc of a really lovng alternate au idea where elc turened BAD and klaus had a 1000 year nap and it'd take too long to fucking explain this so just roll with it ok. this gay--its elcrest btw hes also a Bad Boy now; he rly likes hot topic and thinks those t shirts with sarcastic sayings are actually rly funny but we all know they aren't--was feleing emo bc he couldn't see his bf xen o bc he betrayed him. so he stayed in his room whining abt how fgay he was until eve showed up

"hey whats wrong elc mother is here for u" even tho shes like 5000 years old and looks like shes 2 and also a rock (but im not rockist guys i promise). elc looked at her with his optics shining in the pale argentate light. good thing hes the seme here bc otherwise he'd start crying. in reality he rly wanted to fucking bone xeno bc obviously they had a lot of gay sex b4 they tried to kkill his mom once nad staring at rocks all day kinda sucks.

a;so burnign alive but hes kind of over that phase.

"im sad my bf left me for 1000 years can i pls go back to earth my raging hard on can't be satisfied bc rocks. my dicks not a jack hammer even tho im jacking it all the time (thats what guys do right bitch i dont know)" eve was so offended she put her hands on her giant rock self thats not just herself. its rly fucking complicated shut up u came here for the gay sex not instructibles on how physical forms manifest.

"we dont say ROCKS in this household young man!!!!"

"ＢＵＴ ＭＯＯＯＭＭＭＭＭ sorry i forgot to turn off my seme voice lemme adjust my mic it happens when my dick is hard" elcrest coughed twice "ok sounds good, BUT MOM I RLY NEED TO NUT. YOU KNOW NUT I'M SAYING... ITS ALL OR NUTTING BUT MOSTLY NUTTING IN XENO'S SWEET HOT BUNS"

"stop talking abt nuts u disgusting boy fine, god, if u leave me alone u gaylord"

and then eve punched him so hard in the dick that elcrest landed on earth in a giatn crater. how hes still alive is bc he still had some continues left like in mario even though this is a srpg game. once elc recovered he struck a pose and laughed evilly while twirling his mustache.

"finally...... I have RETURNED for xeno's hot man breasts! the world cannot stop me now!!" he cackly cackkled and quickly ripped off the fake mustache he put on just for this one scene. then elc went on a quest to find where klaus was and bc the author is too lazy to write any tansitional scenes.

elc found him chilling in his bed reading a book that was called Sweets and You: Do sweets make u inherantly Gay? elcrest made the PFFT noise. ofc they make u gay, fuckiing idiot book. he could write better than that author. in fact, elcrest was gonna do that when he got home bc obviously if this trash is published any shit elc wrote would be good.

NO! he had to focus! but he couldnt stop staring at xenos man boobs and felt his dick get hard again. elc got a nose bleed too bc thats what happens in anime right. i played persona 4 i know what im about

"damn u xeno." elc said thru his nosebleed and klaus looked up bc the author cant fucking rmemeber who is klaus and who is xeno and was surprised i remmebred his name but could not remember remember the 5th of novemember

"what"

"XENO IT IS I" since h e was caught red handed he just kickflipped through the window anyway. he did a sick flip then stood in the middle of klauses room. klaus made a gay gaspp

"alto! what are u doing hre!?" klaus said, bc in this AU that was his codename. elc wanted to be currently doing that but eve said no. fuck his mom. except please dont bc i know you sick fucks are thinking abt it.

"I HAVE COME TO BRING YOU BACK TO THE GAY SIDE, XENO WE HAVE COOKIES. bc i really miss that bammin slammin bootilicious sex we used 2 have and you are in fact bammin slammin bootilicious. also have u heard the word and gospel of our savior mother" elc said gayly

"dude no please stop preaching in my house im a changed man now" xeno pirouetted out of bed

"cmon man im ur seme u cant refuse we made like a yaoi blood oath u cant go back on ur word" elc pushed him back on thebed bc he'd have his ass yet anyway so no real use getting up. bc what is consent anyway hes Bad

"o shit really huh" klaus paused in thougt and bad elc laughed evilly. his plan was working!! all he had 2 do was the final touches! i mean besides touching xenos dick or whatever we're not yet. sorry u have to suffer for ten more paragraphs for sweat boy on boy. elc then turned around an produced a kitty keyboard from the recesses of his coat tails. xeno made the :O face and elc sat down bc playing while standing rly fuckin g sucks

"i wrote this for u on the moon so you'll be hypnotized by my sick beats" then he pulled the mic out of the keyboard and made a sick beatbox noise. No i dont know what the fuck it sounds like just google it. klaus blushued and made another gay gasp and elc made the >:3 face

then be started to play the piano keyboard. he was playing cruel angel thesis, their theme song that they had decided at 1am while xeno was drunk af.  it was their theme song despite none of them speaking fucking japanese but they just felt it in their SOULS. it was rly gay. elc was going so fucking hARD that his hard on was getting 40 hard ons. and thats four tens the hard ons. and its rad.

except the ebst part was it was all in meows so it spoke 2 klaus' furry soul.

klaus nyaed softly in surprise and suddenly all his memories of being xneo were restored!!! he gave into the desire that he craved in his soul and opened his big man arms bc for some reaon everyone thinks dudes are thirsty af. dont ask me why

"elc1!1 pls take me!! but be gentle my ass hasnt been ravaged in 1000 years (sick reference to hilda and altos magical wedding night by sorunort like, comment, subscribe for more sick referneces like this one)" xeno mewled like afucking furry and elc nodded once. xeno walked up to elc an touched his man boob sensually even tho xeno is like 60 feet taller than elc just imagine it ok

elc now has sunglasses just bc i think its a funny image

"xeno...... lets do it" elc said softly

"o h elc senpai......." xeno meowed

"and i'll keep my sunglasses on bc i hate the sun #moonlifeforever" and xeno gayzed into his emotion shields sensuallyier. then elc kissed him passionately and their tongues battled for dominance but we all know klaus is a fucking bottom bitch as stated in hilda and altos magical wedding night by sorunort paragraph 17 and 18 bc it was a dialogue.

then elc ripped off his clothes bc hes fucking JACKED and jACKED OFF and xeno gay gasped forlike the third time in this fic. elc was fuckign shredded. legends told of his abs but this time it was real. almost like the fact that shaved ice flavors dont actually exists the syrup is just food coloring.  his dong dangled in the breeze and xeno was turned tf on so he took off his clothes too bc hes not a god damn animal god whats wrong with u elc.

except elc didnt take off the sunglasses like he promised so those were still on dont worry readers i got you covered.

"get on ur knees dude and give me a wet willy but like on my dick" elc demanded

"wtf no"

"dude u cant say no its a smutfic"

"ok yeah i guess i kinda do like sucking dick or somethign"

"PREPARE TO EAT YOUR LAST DICK, XENO" elc cackcled and then xeno succed his dick like no tomorrow. elc practically creamed right there bc he couldnt get his rocks off on the moon for 1000 years (hahaha no im not gonna stop makign rock jokes). also xeno has no gagreflex bc he succed dick like a thousand times. once that was over elc just punched his dick in xenos hot cross buns and xeno meowed again

"why are u still a furry after 1000 years" elc asked but continued to Ravage The Promised Ass

"do u nyat like it erucu-kun???" xeno purred and elc shook his head

"no ur still banging its ok"

NUT THEN (i wanted to write but but i typoed and decided to keep it its funnier this way) xenos ass started 2 glow with a new holy light

"WHAT tHE FUCK" elc yelled

"my ass was actually the only way we could turn u good again! the more u fuck me the gooder u are!" and elc gasped gayily! no! his plan was working against him! he could alredy feel the goodness (haha get it bc fucking is hot i guess) turning him good! he had 2 pull out but found he couldnt. xeno was just too bammin slammin bootlicious

"HOW DARE YOU TRICK, I, ELCREST THE CONDICKTOR" he roared and xeno was tuned on again bc roaring is prolly a furry thign im not a furry im sorry

"it was for ur own good elc bc i love you!" xeno dokied so hard there were shoujo sparkles and even elc got shoujo sparkles. his azure optics glew like stella glow and u could almost see constellations in them. except there were sunglasses so u couldnt actually see it but the reader can. xneo was right. he was his tru  love..... not the Mother..... his mom was lame anyway all she did was talk to rocks

"xeno.............." elc said wiwstfully before bangin xeno harder. their bangin was so intense everyone could hear it in the kngihts barraks. it was so loud that even ana in her coma woke up for like a second to be like The Gays are At It Again. soon enough the banging was sucessful. elc glew in a beautiful magical girl ligtht and he was become good again. xeno shed a single tear but licked it away

"im cured! xeno ur ass did it! plus that was hot" elc smiled and im pretty sure xeno cried bc look at that man. hes so beautiful. please take the $2 from my purse. they embraced in a gay way. it was cute and xeno did a thumbs up and ana's face appeared at 20% opacity in the bg and she was also winking

"elc i am so glad u are back and i love u" then they made out. for a rly long time too bc theyre so fucking GAY good lord how could stella glow keep this under wraps. then they decidd they had to punch eve in the rock bc she was a dickw hile elc was being emo and stuff. BUT FIRST, xeno got porked lke 80 more times b4 then bc 1000 years does a lot do u.

the end remember to like, comment, subscribe for more fics like this one, seeya

[sutterbabe]

#2.5 Connor McDavid [Part 2]

HIIII CAN U PLEASE DO A PART 2 OF THE MCDAVID IMAGINE? ITS SO GOOD

Song suggestion: Push off by The Palms bc its a #jam

My whole aesthetic is connor mcdavid being an awkward dork bc same

“Hello?” you questioned as your facetime call connected to show you nothing more than the ceiling of what you assumed to be Connor McDavid’s hotel room. You were prickling with nervous energy as you prepared to pull off the greatest surprise ever (you may have been overselling it a bit, but ‘a pretty good surprise’ just didn’t have the same ring to it’).

“Yeah, I’m here. Give me two seconds!” Came your boyfriend’s slightly muffled reply. Plonking down on the bed beside his phone Connor muttered a couple of swear words as the phone bounced off the bed. Picking it gingerly off the floor he was greeted by the sight of you smothering your laughter. “Whoops.” he murmured. “Hey,” he greeted softly, a small frown flickering in his features.

“Hey there, Birthday Boy” you replied with a grin, making his cheeks tint red. Taking note of his solemn expression, you pouted. “What’s up?"

He shrugged, running a hand absentmindedly through his hair. “Just nerves, I guess.” he admitted. He was silent for a moment and you could practically see him debating wether or not to give you specifics. “We really need another win.”

You nodded quietly, knowing where this was going. “You had a great one last night.”you told him, smiling as you remembered the giant grin it had put on his face.

“But I had you there.” he replied quietly. “lucky charm, remember?” you smiled a little at that. Despite the fact that it was nice knowing he wanted you there, you didn’t like seeing him so anxious. If this got much worse you knew you were going to crack and spill the secret. He sighed gently. “I just wish you could be here.”

you nodded knowingly in agreement. “I know, Connor,” sucking in a silent breath, you continued with. “if I could, I would.” Which seemed like a safe statement to go with. Truthfully, you were actually in the arrivals section of the airport waiting for your bags to come out. You’d told Connor that you had to go back to your hometown for a 'family thing’ and couldn’t even be in Edmonton for his birthday (which didn’t matter since he’d started a road trip anyway). What he didn’t know was that you were lying though your teeth and were going to see most of the away games he was playing on this road trip.

“I know. It just sucks.” he replied truthfully. “This road trip thing is really putting that million year promise to the test huh?”

you rolled your eyes. “It’s practically impossible to hate you, Con. Is it so hard to accept the fact that I love you?”

He huffed. “I just…I don’t know"

You frowned, hating that he was already beating himself up about a game that hadn’t even started yet. His perfectionism was both a blessing and a curse. “Look, Connor, you won last night,” you said, smiling again at the memory. “I’m sure you can do it again.”

He smiled half-heartedly at your optimism. “you know it’s not that simple.”

you sighed, “I know but just…I don’t know channel your positive vibes into more wins.”

Despite himself, Connor snorted. “Channel my positive vibes?” he questioned incredulously. “have you been reading all those self improvement articles?” he asked jokingly.

you rolled your eyes, attempting to keep as straight a face as possible. “Yeah, I run a spiritual yoga blog.”

He snorted but caught sight of your expression, which you had managed to hold by some miracle, and quickly turned serious. “you are joking, right?”

“Kumbaya” you hummed, finally cracking with a snort of laughter which set Connor off as well. It was a few moments til you could compose yourselves. You smiled softly, seeing that you’d managed to get Connor to loosen up a bit and he didn’t look nearly as antsy as before. “Anyway, you keep that winning streak going for me then. I like seeing you happy, especially on your birthday.” you informed him.

Connor chuckled. “Anything for you, huh?"

“Sounds about right.” You agreed teasingly, with a fond grin towards your phone screen. You watched as he smiled back, before running another hand through his troubled hair. “And happy birthday, gorgeous! I can’t wait till you get home!” you added. He flushed gently again, glancing down slightly.

“Trust me, I can’t either.” he mumbled, making you laugh.

“I’ll talk to you after tonight’s win, yeah?” you agreed. He shook his head gently with a small smile.

“You’re hopeless.”

You laughed. “I love you!”

“I love you too.” he replied warmly before you need the call.

You hope he fell for it.

You straightened your McDavid jersey as you walked slowly into the arena, home-made sign in hand. You eased your way down to the boards where you found yourself beside three of the cutest kids, each in oilers jerseys.

“You’re an Oilers fan too?” one of them, a boy about eight, asked you excitedly. “Aw yeah! I told you we won’t be the only ones.” he told his sister triumphantly. 

She poked her tongue out at him. “I didn’t say that, I said maybe.” she retorted indignantly. She didn’t look much older than her brother, maybe ten or so.

“Is McDavid your favourite?” You glanced down at who you presumed was the youngest of the three. You chuckled a little, watching as the other two watched for your answer. For added effect you leaned down as if telling them a big secret. 

“He is, but don’t tell him that.” you whispered with a laugh.

They stared up at you with wide eyes. “Why not?”

You giggled, “Because I told him that Nuge was my favourite.”

“You know Connor McDavid?!” they questioned excitedly.

You chuckled at their expressions. “Just a little.” With grins like that, you were going to have to add ‘tell them you know Connor McDavid’ to your list of ‘How to make kids fall in love with you in under three minutes’. “But shh,” you told them quietly, leaning down again. “he doesn’t know I’m here.”

Their eyes sparkled. “You’re surprising him?” the boy questioned with a big goofy grin.

You nodded eagerly. “Do you think he’ll love it?”

They all nodded rapidly and you received a chorus of ‘yes!’, ‘of course!’ and ‘I love surprises!’. You grinned at them happily just as the players took the ice for warm ups. Connor was already in what you liked to call ‘obsessive focus mode’ which basically happened right before a game he was nervous for. He kept his head down and hyper-fixated on a drill or two. You could tell the rest of the team was picking up on it too because they were all stony faced and determined. Eventually Milan Lucic skated past to pass a puck to the kids, and when he finally glanced up and saw you, you were able to watch as a wide grin split his face. You grinned, pressing a finger to your lips, making him chuckle.

“Davo,” 

Connor glanced up as Lucic skated over to join him. “What’s up?” Con questioned, seeing the grin that his teammate was trying, a failing, to hide. “What?” he asked defensively as Lucic just kept grinning.

He shrugged. “I just saw some of the smiliest kids who can’t wait to see you.”

Connor shrugged. “Can’t hurt.” he replied, glancing back the way Lucic had come from. Instead of the kids, it was your sign that caught his eye. “No way,” he mumbled. Lucic chuckled, and clapped him on the back. 

You watched his jaw slacken in surprise, his gaze fixed intently on you but his expression was quickly replaced by an amused smirk as he licked his lips, shaking his head lightly in disbelief a small smile playing on his lips as he glanced down. You grinned, not failing to miss the not-so-covert glances he continued to send you throughout warm ups, the faint smile never failing, no matter how hard he tried to hide it. Eventually he found his way over to the glass beside you, waving a little at the ‘three musketeers’ as you’d dubbed them. You watched with a laugh as they almost died of excitement. He was grinning excitedly at you, pressed up to the glass opposite you. “Happy Birthday?” You tried, wiggling your sign which cause him to laugh.

“You’re here!” he exclaimed.

You nodded with a laugh. “Couldn’t miss your birthday could I?”

He shook his head in disbelief, banging his helmet lightly against the glass before skating off, which made you laugh.

“I think he liked his surprise.” One of the kids piped up from beside you.

“I think he did, too.” you chuckled.

That much was evident as Connor couldn’t wipe the grin off his face for the entirety of the game. Just the knowledge that it was because of you gave you warm fuzzies. Even the few choice words you heard being exchanged throughout the game didn’t seem to dampen his mood. Connor McDavid was delighted and his good mood seemed to be seeping through to the rest of the team. The Oilers came out with the win and you swore Connor’s cellys got even more adorable every game. Seeing him so happy was your favourite part about watching him play. You were so in love with him, it wasn’t funny.

After the game, you made your way down to wait for him by the Visitors’ locker rooms. You knew he’d be a little while because he’d be celebrating with the rest of his teammates and, of course, the press would want a piece of the action as well. Given all that, you had been fiddling around on your phone, not at all expecting him to be out for a while when someone raced towards you, you had just enough time to glance up before you were engulfed in a huge hug that almost knocked you off your feet. You giggled, your boyfriend was practically allergic to PDA but here he was pressing kisses to every inch of your face he could find.

“Happy Birthday, Con!” you exclaimed, giving him a little squeeze. “You were amazing out there!”

“I told you,” he laughed. “Lucky charm.” he squeezed your sides gently, causing you to squeak slightly and writhe beneath his fingers in an attempt to get out of his grip. He laughed, finally relenting and wrapping an arm around your waist. “Aren’t you quite the con artist, huh?” he continued. “had me thinking, you were all wrapped up by the tv at home with your family.”

You smirked at the thought. “Well, I had to get you back for that awful first date.” you joked.

“If this is what I get for bad dates, I might have to take you on a few more then.” He replied, leaning down to kiss you carefully. “But really,” he continued, sobering up. “thank you for coming.”

You smiled warmly and kissed his cheek. “Anything for you, huh?”

He hummed. “I like the sound of that.”

“I’m sure you do."