#anyway. mmhmm

[k20spock]

[ID: The first image is a full body digital drawing of Marina Ida from Splatoon in a motorcycle racing suit with black boots and gloves. The suit is mostly black with bright mint green accents. There are patches with octopus symbols on the shoulders. There are big zippers on the front of the jacket and sides of the shoes with a cut out eight symbol. She stands with one hand on the back of her head and a motorcycle helmet tucked under her other arm. She tilts her head to the side and grins. The background is white with a horizontal pale green rectangle behind her head. The signature "squidthusiast" is written on the rectangle. To the left is a small headshot drawing of Pearl blushing and staring at Marina with wide eyes going "ouhhh~"

The following two images are screenshots of Tumblr tags that read "Pearl can't see over Marina on the bike so she gets a small side car attachment like in Wallace and Gromet" and "she should have a bike with a sidecar for pearl".

The next image is a digital drawing of Marina on her motorcycle and Pearl sitting in a sidecar attached to it. They are both wearing motorcycle racing suits with the shoulder patches described in the previous drawing. Marina is wearing a helmet with her tentacles poking out from under it, and Pearl is wearing goggles. She is smiling. The drawing is not fully colored, Marina is colored turquoise and Pearl is colored pink while everything else is gray.

The final image is another drawing of the two of them on the motorcycle. Pearl has her fists raised and is excitedly saying, "So cool!" Marina is looking down at her and gripping the handlebar tightly. Behind her is a drawing of herself crying and clutching her face with the words "WHY IS SHE SO CUTE I'M UNWELL" next to her. End ID]

I think we as a society need more Marina in motorcycle gear

[alshaverpressbox]

what is it about those extra minutes that brings out your game? ah, I don't know, it's just. I think it's just. Feel a little better when you play more, your legs more hard, your body, you know? And you're just. More in the game.

kirill kaprizov postgame, minnesota wild @ columbus blue jackets, 19 october 2024

[sideblogdotjpeg]

so. admittedly these probably wont make a lot of sense out of context but ! anyway i came up with a little dream-walking au (?) and my good friend and cool guy @stone-stars wrote fics (MULTIPLE!!!) for it so. i made these little drawings!

edit: HERE IS THE FIC EVERYBODY READ IT RIGHT NOW

[thiswildernessismyhome]

Naomi flirting her face off @ Drummer

[princeofsparkles]

Blatantly reposting this without OP's very self-righteous condescending language that sure would alienate anyone I know who's on the fence!

More than 100 Arizona Palestinian, Arab, Muslim, and progressive Democrats and community leaders have signed a letter making the case for those reluctant to support Kamala Harris against Donald Trump.

More than 100 Arizona Palestinian, Arab, Muslim, and progressive Democrats and community leaders have signed a letter making the case for those reluctant to support Kamala Harris against Donald Trump.

“We know that many in our communities are resistant to vote for Kamala Harris because of the Biden administration’s complicity in the genocide,” the letter, published Thursday night, reads. 

“Some of us have lost many family members in Gaza and Lebanon. We respect those who feel they simply can’t vote for a member of the administration that sent the bombs that may have killed their loved ones,” the letter continued. “As we consider the full situation carefully, however, we conclude that voting for Kamala Harris is the best option for the Palestinian cause and all of our communities.”

The letter describes an “awful situation where only flawed choices are available.”

“In our view, it is crystal clear that allowing the fascist Donald Trump to become President again would be the worst possible outcome for the Palestinian people. A Trump win would be an extreme danger to Muslims in our country, all immigrants, and the American pro-Palestine movement,” the letter states.

You can read the letter in full and add your name to those who have signed.

[itagakimizuki]

HIBIKI 響 (2018) dir. Tsukikawa Sho

[tiredassmage]

Okay. The stars might be aligning today. Something might be working out in my favor and, perhaps, I can finally bring y'all in on. the absolute shenanigans that have finally taken shape between Alucren and Tyr.

Incredibly strong urge to ID him as 'the bastard man in question,' but. look, he is. I wouldn't exactly be wrong.

Anyway, in an attempt to be brief, Alucren is recruited to Imperial Intelligence when the class story's already kicked off. He's maybe three years older than Tyr and I need to establish now that that does not mean he's the older sibling. This will make sense in a minute. Perhaps.

So, he's designated Cipher Eleven and, largely, he knows Tyr by reputation as Cipher Nine, but they don't. really interact directly until they're some of the limited survivors of ImpIntel's fallout and Alucren becomes Tyr's Class-A Nuisance in Sith Intelligence. Eleven fucks with Nine because somebody's gotta see the guy loosen up, he argues. Which is hilarious because out of the two of them, Alucren is the one with the largely unbending loyalty to the Empire and the Sith.

[Everyone be thankful he wasn't the main subject of the Imperial Agent storyline. I don't think he'd survive the winter. Definitely not with his pretty aviator sunglasses in-tact about the galaxy and how it works, at least.]

The code I've cracked about this is that it is a largely one-sided mess fueled mostly by a lot of insecurities on Alucren's part. He's the only son of four children, and as loving as that family set up was, he still feels a responsibility to his family's name and legacy [and they have quite a long one in service to Imperial domestic interests; sidebar, Alucren's kind of a walking encyclopedia of Imperial history because of this. Let him take you on a museum date and tell you historical fun facts. Enrichment!]

And Nine has a whopping reputation as being one of the best Ciphers Imperial Intelligence ever trained. Of course, Alucren isn't... in on how much that also essentially turned Tyr's life inside out and wrung it out like a dish towel, but, hey! Details! And Alucren is, in a word, stubborn. And maybe a little competitive. And not all that certain of his own position in the service.

So, what's a guy to do but develop a homoerotic, one-sided rivalry with his essentially boss given Tyr's sort of right-hand man status to Lana? It's totally straight to think, "yeah, bet if I kissed him, that'd shut him up," right? Right! According to Alucren.

[oh honey you got a big storm coming, son]

Tyr is, largely, either willfully or just blatantly kinda... not on the same page about this. At least in Sith Intelligence. Alucren's whole attitude bit is a little grating, but Tyr's a professional and. mostly can afford to set aside the inconvenience of dealing with Alucren's smartassery to get their respective jobs done.

And then, in really short summary, the plot keeps happening. Alucren may or may not develop a bit of a crush on a Sith he starts serving [a smoking hot certain Wrath of the Emperor belonging to @hyrohkaah] (congratulations on the bisexuality Alucren!!!). It takes. a while for Alucren to really sus any of this whole Deal out about himself because he's very image-oriented. He has a Presentation to maintain about himself. Luckily for him, Tyr's a perceptive little shit and. eventually also not above throwing some of his stupid shenanigans back at his face.

Ultimately, there isn't any romantic attraction between these two fools, but Alucren still likes to take Tyr's patience and control for a spin around the block for the thrills and Tyr occasionally yanks back just as hard for the amusement. Sometimes this looks a lot more like indignant siblings arguing over their LegoCity build that's taken up the basement floor and sometimes it means are they flirting or fighting and the answer is yes.

And I'm also going to say Alucren's loyalty becomes... a lot more interesting for that sort of healed relationship between him and Tyr. :3 Alucren's a man that will always call the Empire home, so he'll probably end up serving it the rest of his life. But he also knows Nine is not a man to do anything by halves, and he does nothing without extremely good reason. And it'd just be a shame if I made them confront the possibility of shooting at each other. I mean. >.>

Spoiler alert: Alucren's probably not anywhere near as certain of his ability to follow through with that threat as he'd like to be. It'd surprise both of them, honestly. But you didn't hear that from me.

Anyway. He's a bit of a loser, actually, and I love him. Insultingly and affectionately. He's just.... a little like my pathetically sopping wet greasy alley rat. Unfortunately, he's adorable. And if someone punched him, he'd probably still deserve it.

And that, my friends, is the insane Tom & Jerry shit that has consumed me in the last two weeks or so about Alucren and Tyr. I'd usually say thanks for coming to my TED Talk, but this man's ego is already the broadside of a Destroyer in size and we just don't need to encourage that.

[sailermoon]

I got my bangs trimmed and got wispy bangs this time and they came out sooo pretty and look so nice with my face shape I feel so vain but I can’t stop peeking at myself in the mirror like

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

men can slick their hair back and look cool, but when I, a girl, do it, it looks greasy and stringy? there is no justice in this world

[umanta]

i am possibly selling out by attempting to write things on linkedin for money

[dsvoid]

ive started arcane….. oh god….

[crashthegates]

church rummage sales are the greatest thing ever and i will die on this hill. they've got the cheapest shit i've ever seen in my life AND you get to catch up on all the gossip you don't care about. kurt cut janice out of the will. barb is thinking about moving in with dennis, now that her poor john (god rest his soul) has been dead for five years. andie's grandson had triplets. AND they always have random star trek books. you cannot beat this shit.

[fluffylino]

no nut november with minho 🍮

you realise eating pudding is his way of controlling himself...

-contains suggestive themes (plz he's pudding boy)

you think minho is great at holding out.

its november and from the very first day of the month, he grumbled about how stupid the whole idea was.

accepting the challenge when you tell him you made a bet with jisung for fun.

both of you being full of pride could not possibly lose to jisung, who you were sure would end up jerking off on the 2nd day of november.

to your surprise, he had faithfully vowed to practice no such actions.

minho, on the other hand seemed to get through his days fine. a little too fine, because even you found it difficult to not drool over your boyfriend.

you know him to the extent that you know how he sticks to challenges.

there is no way he would ever let y'all lose against jisung. just so he could rub it in his friend's face about being the winner.

he does the normal things he does. washing up, sitting with his head on your lap after a long day, eating pudding with you.

lots and lots of pudding.

dozens of them stacked in the lower shelf of the fridge.

its the 26th of november and you have to admit its getting harder and harder. for you atleast.

"min, whatcha doing in the fridge?"

you walk into the kitchen, finding him crouched down. he had been there for longer than five minutes.

"mmhmm" is all you make out with what he's saying.

"huh?" walking over to him in confusion.

"m' eating pudding" he tries to say more clearly. and you peek over the fridge door to see three empty glasses of pudding.

"didn't you just eat pudding like two hours ago?"

and he blinks at you extremely slowly.

still seated on the floor with a glass of pudding in his hand. keeping his eyes locked on yours as he feeds himself another spoonful.

in defiance. like a cat doing something its not supposed to do but would do it anyway to prove that its not listening to you.

"you're an addict. i swear, you're addicted to pudding!"

you laugh. patting his head even though you know the risks of doing that.

"a man needs his pudding to keep going"

minho mumbles while going as far as to tipping his head back to lick the inside of the container clean. it does something to you and you mentally slap yourself.

if he was so good at keeping himself sane, you were sure you could do it too.

"theres caramel on your nose pfft"

the thick sugary substance painting the tip of his nose. theres some more on his chin and...

"minho, you have it on your cheek too!"

it was getting funnier. and he glared at you, clearing his throat.

"i was hungry." he mutters, packing up the other puddings. you notice his eyebrows furrowing in discomfort when he stands up.

typical old man behaviour.

"give me a hug" you whisper, wanting to actually hug him.

maybe being close to him would make your unforgiving sex deprived mind shut off for a while.

"no" closing the fridge and placing his hands on his hips.

"minhooo give me a hug, please?"

standing on your tip toes to peck the tip of his nose. he turns his head away, trying to control his expressions.

you take the chance to catch him off guard, jumping onto him to tackle him into hugging you. he playfully matches your energy until he freezes in your hold.

"ah-"

a small moan escaping his lips. his eyes widening while he bites down onto his bottom lip. stopping any other noise from leaving him.

your mouth dropping open in shock when you feel his hard-on pressing against your thigh.

"did you get a boner-"

"no."

he whispers, masking his surprised expression with faux annoyance. you squint at him with a glimmer of mischief in your eyes.

"were you eating pudding to distract yourself?"

"...no."

placing his hands on your shoulders to lightly push you away. creating some distance between your bodies.

"im not that deprived, trust me" minho mumbles quietly. your lips pursed together.

"what if i say its getting harder for me..." you mutter, moving closer to him. he doesn't stop you.

"really, baby? can't live without my dick for a month?"

you stay silent. looking away from him sadly. you're not embarassed anymore.

because now you know how he copes when he gets horny. pudding!

"...can't live without you either" and you smile. happy that he admits it.

he groans, throwing his head back dramatically. squeezing his eyes closed.

"god, i can't stop imagining you crying my name when i push into you. its haunting me. for fuck's sake"

minho grumbles, groaning when you hug him again. his arms wrapping around you.

"and i can't stop thinking of you pushing my head down into the bed while you fuck me from behind"

you pull your phone out of your pocket hastily when it buzzes nonstop.

"its jisung..."

"what'd he say?"

"he...LOST!"

you shriek. practically jumping onto minho. trusting him entirely. he picks you up with no struggle.

"does that mean..."

"yes. im fucking you. right now."

"but november isn't over!"

"jisung lost. our opponent lost. that means this stupid no nut shit doesn't apply to us anymore" he grumbles. you catch onto him tight when he practically darts to your shared bedroom.

"admit it...you missed it, didn't you"

a huge smile on his face. a glimmer of pure happiness in his eyes. like how he'd look at his favourite pudding.

"have you ever seen me this excited before-"

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pudding boy lino. i watched his whole live and then ate pudding🍮

[supercool-here]

I've just always loved fox and universal

[archangeldyke-all]

Now hear me out Angel-

Sevika sitting on your face while she still has the strap on? Her cock is resting on your face and it looks like you’re sucking on her balls and I hdhsnbdfhhffggggggg

good lord...

men and minors dni

sevika has every intention of fucking you the second you get home.

you know this. you're the one who suggested she wear the strap out on your weekly grocery run.

you both woke up needy and wanting each other-- but with the holidays coming up you've got way too much shit to get done before you can fuck. you suggested she wear the strap as motiviation-- something to keep the two of you from lollygagging in the aisles of the markets.

but... now that you're home and sevika's got you pressed against the wall, her tongue grazing yours as you make out, the strap pressed against your hip...

and really all you want to do is go down on her.

"s-sev." you sputter, pulling away from your wife with a gasp. sevika just dives down to start kissing and sucking at your neck.

"mmhmm?" she asks against you. you take a shaky breath.

"fuck, i know we said we were gonna fuck but-- will you lemme taste you first?" you whine, your mouth salivating at the thought.

sevika's eyes dilate impossibly wider, and then she's dragging you into your bedroom. you giggle the entire way.

"get on the bed." sevika demands as she strips herself.

you eagerly flop on your back, arranging a pillow under your neck and making grabby hands for your wife as she gets naked.

she goes to pull the strap off and you gasp. "n-no! keep it on. you're gonna be usin' it on me the second i'm done with you, anyways."

sevika just grins, before she starts crawling up your body.

she stops in a hover above you, grinning down at you where you wiggle in anticipation. "hi, love."

"hi, sevi-bear." you whisper, puckering your lips in a silent request for a kiss. sevika giggles and gives you a quick peck before she sits up straight.

"you'll pinch me if i start hurting you, right?"

"yes, dear." you giggle, rolling your eyes at sevika's endless worry about suffocating you like this.

"don't roll your eyes at me." sevika huffs. you grin up at her.

"gonna do something about it?"

sevika straddles your face. you sigh happily, soaking up the sight of her bright purple strap and her soaking wet cunt.

"open your mouth." sevika's voice is rough and deep.

you spread your lips, and sevika presses the tip of her strap into your mouth. you groan, bobbing your head on the silicone, blinking up at sevika with wide, watery eyes.

she groans, one of her hands cupping your jaw as she helps you take more of her. "there you go baby, fuck."

"mmm." you moan around her. sevika shivers.

"fuck. fuck, lay back down." she demands, pushing you back down onto your pillow with a hand to your forehead. you giggle excitedly as sevika reaches up to grab the headboard for balance, before she sinks down on your face.

this might be your favorite thing in the world. sevika tastes fucking delicious, and she smells devine, and the noises she makes when she's riding your face always make you squirm with desire.

and now, with her dick still on, there's a whole new level of desire added to the mix.

"looks like you're s-suckin' on my balls, baby." sevika groans. you giggle, nuzzling up against her purple cock with your tongue firmly planted on her clit. sevika growls. "fuck you're so hot." she whines.

sevika starts to grind against your face, taking control of the moment, desperate little sighs escaping her as she fucks herself on your tongue.

you know she's close, because there's a river of arousal dripping down your throat, and sevika's been reduced to a series of pathetic squeaks.

so, in an effort to make your wife cum her brains out, you reach up and start stroking her dick in time with your licks and suckles.

sevika squeaks, and you open your eyes to watch in glee as she falls apart on top of you with a whiny, shaky, "fuck!" escaping her lungs as she cums.

sevika stays sat on your face for a few seconds as she catches her breath, and then she collapses onto the mattress, huffing like she just ran a marathon.

you giggle, licking up the cum on your face as you reach out to grab her hand. "good?" you ask.

"oh, fuck off." sevika laughs. you grin. "'m not gonna be able to stand to fuck you, baby."

you just shrug. "that's fine. gimmie a second to catch my breath and i'll ride you right where you lay."

sevika's hand squeezes yours and you blink over at her. she's smiling at you with sparkles in her eyes. "you're the sexiest person i've ever met."

you burst into giggles, flopping over to cuddle against your wife as you wait for your second wind.

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