#anyway. i want his 5'7 ass so bad. he just looks like he KNOWS

[bluinary]

Suddenly understanding the Jeremy Allen White thirst

[obeyme-and-myfics]

Hi!! May I request a continuation of short!MC with the side characters? I love your writing! 💖💖💖

Yes, of course! I took a little break from posting on the internet so that's why it took so long for me to respond. Also thank you! I try to write as well as I can. (●'◡'●) Some side characters are gonna be missing from this cuz I'm not quite comfortable writing for them yet.

I haven't met Raphael, Mephistopheles or Thirteen(I am planning on making their own parts when I do tho!) in anything other than events. So I'd like to apologize in advance because if I remember correctly one of your favs is Mephisto o(TヘTo) (I hope this doesn't sound weird since we've only met briefly on the discord server /gen)

Anyway onto the actual prompt (￣y▽￣)╭

Part 1| Part 2(here)

Prompt: How Obey Me Characters react to a short MC/Y/N

Characters: Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Solomon, Luke(/p)

Headcanon List

CW/TWs: Teasing for your height,

Diavolo

I don't think he'd have much of a reaction seeing as most people/demons are a lot shorter than him

This man is easily 7ft I don't think he gives a fuck, everyone is puny to him

He'd definitely say something by accident, something he doesn't think would bother you

He's a himbo and oblivious to this shit

He'd probably say some shit like

"You're quite small for a human" or something like that

Crouches/Bends down to talk to you sometimes

Only when he really feels like it

I swear he's not trying to be rude

He'll pick you up only if you ask

For any reason too, he adores his small human

He respects you and doesn't want to help you like that unless you want him to

If he sees you struggling to grab something he'll get it for you

Gently reminds you that he can help you and you don't need to struggle with these things while he's there

Worries about other demons taking advantage of your small stature and hurting you

So he checks in on your wellbeing more often than he would if you were taller

If he knows you're around, he's making sure he doesn't accidentally run over you

I'm so sorry! to be fair he's probably gotta do that with bitches 5'7 and below

He'd probably enjoy holding/hugging you too

Like you ask for cuddles this man is cradling you in his arm

Maybe even rocking your ass to sleep

Barbatos

Man has nothing to say about your height

Like he couldn't care less about it and has the foresight to not say shit if you're a little insecure

Not that he would even if you weren't

If he sees you struggling to get something off a higher place, he's helping even if you don't ask/don't want him to

That's just kinda how he is

If you request he stop that he will but you need to communicate your wants and needs

If he sees you getting bullied(/lh) for your height and you look distressed he'll give to culprit a bit of a scolding

Depending on how bad it/Who it was it'll be harsher

Of course he'd like for you to defend yourself at least a little bit

When you do he can't help but smile a little to himself.

He likes to serve the ones he cares for so if any difficulties arise due to your height he'd be happy to attend to them

That is to say its only if you ask/he has the time to

He is still the butler of the future ruler of the Devildom after all

Barbatos also wouldn't treat you any different than how he would treat some one of average height or taller

Solomon

He makes the occasional comment about your height to your face

Giggles about it in private on occasion LIKE A BITCH

It's only occasionally that he does this tho

Overall its not that big of a deal to him

He's been alive long enough that he doesn't really care

Will absolutely help you with things your height hinders you from doing

If you're being bullied about your height he'll give you a chance to defend yourself before jumping to your defense

Will pick you up and carry you sometimes just for shits and giggles

Other times he picks you up and carries you away to hang out or aid him in another one of his magical endeavors.

and now we have Nightbringer /j

He's not doing anything to talk to you on your level Slay, king Solomon. Slay

He thinks its mildly entertaining to watch you struggle to grab something off the top shelf/anything out of your reach

He's a bit more careful with you than he normally would be with others

Has offhandedly suggested making something to make you taller if you'd like it

you gonna whoop his ass or should I?

He enjoys watching you stand up for yourself despite your height

It can be intimidating when people who are much taller than you pick on you and he understands that

or maybe you're not intimidated in the slightest and just wanted to unleash a can of whoop ass on some assholes who've been picking on you Period. Slay honestly.

He understands that too, and enjoys watching it go down

He finds it satisfying

Simeon

Won't comment on it most of the time but he does think its really cute

Only makes a comment when he's asking if you need help getting something higher up than you can reach

and its normally something like

"Oh! MC did you need help? It looks like you can't quite reach that."

A bit more careful with you than he would be normally

Though he's gentle by nature most of the time Sadistic Simeon has me in a chokehold fr fr

He won't get down to your level or do anything to demean you

not intentionally anyway

He doesn't say anything about your height for the most part but he will slip up every once in a while

It's nothing bad he just lets it slip he thinks your height is cute

He encourages you to stand up for yourself but has no problem sticking up for you or stealing you away if you're being bullied too much.

Happy to help with anything your height makes difficult when you ask

Other than that he doesn't treat you any differently due to your height

Luke

He's just happy he's not the only short one here.

If you're shorter than him he doesn't comment on it but he is excited to not be the shortest there.

He would make a few comments about it but you just gotta tell him to stop and he will

He doesn't want to make you upset with him

Sweet baby just wants to bond with you over the others making fun of your heights

Doesn't hesitate to yell at anyone making fun of your height and calling you names because of it

Makes sure you're okay afterwards

He's getting made fun of for this though

The brothers would take to calling him your guard dog

He barely gives you a chance to defend yourself but will back up if you defend yourself before he can

He borderline clings to you like a sloth

Comes to you every time he needs to vent about everyone bullying him for his own height

You're his favorite human now

If he's taller than you, he will do his best to help with things you can't reach.

He's happy to help out his friend

[vanillawurld]

༊*·˚ Novacane

✧.* Pair - Keigo 'Hawks' Takami x Fem! Reader

✧.* Tags & Warnings - Smut, Established Relationship Kinda, reader is quirkless, Making Out, Also Established Job Ig, Voyeurism, Jealousy, cunnilingus, ass eating, teasing, fingering, (Y/N) is a creamer, P in V.

✧.* Summary - After taking a break from hero work, Keigo shows up at his sweethearts place, a smirk on his face and mischief in his eyes. Letting the tension build, he wants to show (Y/N) how much he's missed her.

✧.* Extra- I LOVE FRANK OCEAN ignore the fact Keigo is like 5'7

✧.* Word Count - 1457

Being born quirkless in a world full of quirks was difficult, but not for (Y/N). She didn't care about having powers when the most powerful thing in the world was the human mind. Growing up, she knew she wanted to become a dentist. (Y/N) didn't realize how difficult it would be to study odontology, but she pushed through it anyway. Three years into her dental education and there was no way she was turning around. The days were long, and the work felt longer.

After a long day of practice training on patients, (Y/N) gets home to rest. She takes off her scrubs and gets naked to take a shower. She didn't realize it, but a certain someone was watching her from afar, admiring her and her body. It was Keigo Takami, more famously known as Hawks. He was watching her through her slightly opened curtains and saw as she walked to her bathroom to take a shower. He flew to her balcony and used one of his feathers to unlock her sliding door.

As Keigo waited for (Y/N) to finish showering, he looked around her apartment room to see if she added anything new. He noticed a couple new photos of (Y/N) and friends, but that was about it. Seconds turned into long minutes as he sat on her bed and waited. Keigo always admired (Y/N). He admired her goals and what she was doing to achieve them. Being a dentist didn't sound an ounce of cool to him, but it was what (Y/N) wanted and he respected that.

Keigo heard the door open and saw a small amount of steam fall into the room. He watched as (Y/N) walked out with a soft pink towel wrapped around her body. (Y/N) finally realized who was in her room and jumped a bit. "Oh my God, you scared me," she said.

Keigo got up from his spot and walked over to (Y/N). He turned her around and walked her waist from behind. "It's been so long since I've seen you, beautiful," He semi-whispered. (Y/N) scoffed and pushed him off a tiny bit. Keigo chuckled, "What did I do this time?"

"I don't know, go ask that one side-kick. What's her name? Sirius?" She said with an attitude.

Keigo rolled his eyes. "What are you talking about?" he asked.

"I don't know, you tell me. You seem really friendly with her," (Y/N) answered.

Keigo hugged (Y/N) from behind again. "Awww, are you jealous?" he waited for her to answer, but all he got from her was a scoff. "C'mon. You know I only have eyes for you. Besides, we were just on a mission together and the paparazzi managed to get a weirdly suspicious photo of us laughing," he said.

(Y/N) just let out a simple 'mhm' in a sarcastic way and slightly pushed him off of her again. Keigo wouldn't budge. He hugged her one last time to tease her. "What are you even doing here?" (Y/N) questioned.

"Isn't it obvious? I've missed you," he answered.

"Do you miss me or miss our sex?" she retaliated.

"Is it bad if I say both?" Keigo said in a joking term.

(Y/N) rolled her eyes and let out a chuckle, " At least you're honest."

Keigo started kissing her cheek to be cute. He continued kissing her until (Y/N) turned around and kissed him on the lips. She placed her hands on his cheeks and deepened the kiss. Their lips were moving in perfect sync. Keigo started sliding his tongue on (Y/N)'s bottom lip. (Y/N) responded by sliding her tongue along his. Their tongues were moving around eachother, drool was started to form and slowing fall from from the sides. Keigo's hands started falling to (Y/N)'s ass, making him squeeze hard.

(Y/N) started moaning in response. She let one of her hand's fall to the belt holding his pants. She started pulling it slowly until Keigo stopped her to do it himself while still passionately kissing her. (Y/N) let her towel fall to the ground, exposing her body. Keigo hugged her waist tighter, letting her pussy fell the tent in his pants.

The couple both pulled away to look at each other. Both of their cheeks felt hot from the tension. Keigo smirked and grabbed (Y/N)'s wrist, pulling her to the bed. He made her bend over her bed and got on his knees. He started kissing the back of her thighs, slowly making his way towards her pussy. (Y/N) started moving around, impatiently, but Keigo's hands forced her to stay still while he was kissing her. Finally, his tongue made contact with her pussy. He started messily eating her out, making (Y/N) moan.

His tongue was like magic to (Y/N). The more he started eating her out, the more (Y/N) was squirming under his touch. Keigo started inserting two fingers as he was moving his tongue towards her asshole. He started rimming (Y/N) in a sloppy manner. (Y/N) couldn't stop her moaning. The overstimulation action of her pussy getting fingered and her ass getting rimmed felt like heaven to her.

(Y/N)'s arousal and Keigo's saliva started running down (Y/N)'s thighs. The fluids were all around Keigo's lips, he was enjoying himself. Keigo started pulling out his dick from his pants, jerking himself. He was getting impatient. He got up from his spot, making (Y/N) whine.

"Tell me how much you want it, baby," Keigo said.

(Y/N) whined, "I need it badly."

Keigo laid his chest on her back and grabbed her chin, forcing her to look at him, "Say it again, beautiful."

"I need it so badly, please. I want you so badly," (Y/N) said in a desperate voice.

Keigo was satisfied with her answer. "That's a good girl," He said while' slowly inserting himself. (Y/N) let out a moan in response. Keigo started moving, slowly, teasing (Y/N). He loved watching her squirm and whine, but that didn't last long since he was impatient himself. He started going faster, watching himself disappear and reappear. He watched as each move, his dick started getting white because of (Y/N)'s arousal.

"You're making a mess for me, baby~" He commented. (Y/N) moaned in response. Keigo grabbed (Y/N)'s wrists and held onto them, restricting her hand movements.

"Oh, fuck~" (Y/N) moaned out in response. Her eyes started tearing up from the pleasure. She loved the feeling of Keigo fucking her. The more Keigo slammed into her, the more tears started forming.

Keigo slowed down for a moment and laid his chest on her naked back. He grabbed (Y/N)'s chin and made her turn her head. He connected his lips to her. She was still able to taste herself on him. (Y/N) moaned into his mouth, still feeling him moving inside of her.

"Fuck, I've really missed you, dollface," He said while pulling away from her lips. He got back up and continued his previous movements that made (Y/N) go crazy. His heart was beating faster each minute. He knew he was going to cum soon.

Keigo slammed into (Y/N) faster and faster. He closed his eyes and started focusing on the pleasure he was receiving. (Y/N)'s moans getting loader and loader, making Keigo's focus on pleasure enhanced. "You feel so good, baby. I love the way you feel~," He said out loud.

"I love you, I love you so much~" (Y/N) said out of pleasure. That was the final cherry on top for Keigo. He pulled out and jerked himself s couple of times before cumming all over (Y/N)'s ass cheek. He watched as his cum started falling down her thigh and smiled in satisfaction.

He grabbed the towel that fell to the ground and wiped the cum away. (Y/N) turned around on her back, and saw how sweaty and tired Keigo was. She smiled and positioned her self on the bed correctly. She patted the spot next to her and watched as Keigo laid down next to her. (Y/N) grabbed his face and softly kissed him on the lips. Keigo smiled and pulled her close to him.

"I feel so numb," (Y/N) said.

"Did you inhale too much Procaine, today?" Keigo said in a joking manner.

(Y/N) could only smile at his corny joke. She kissed him on the forehead and closed her eyes, enjoying the moment before he had to leave for hero work, again. She enjoyed the feeling of his touch, the sound of his breathing and heart pounding.

˖◛. *. ⋆ Vanilla Speaks

I lowkey hate writing smut but whatever and i think this was bad UGH

also i dont care if i made spelling errors but pls lmk LMAO

[internetremix]

If you guys could be any non Legendary Pokemon, what would you be and why?

2This one ended up VERY LONG so discussion below the cut:

Kristen: Um. Oh no this is hard. My kneejerk reaction to these is always Mew because Mew is my favorite Pokemon. Smol kickass pink cat, excellent.Phill: Bidoof. Easy. Hands down objectively best PokemonKristen: I'm just imagining Bidoof with a Phill beard now. Amazing. BUT I CANNOT PICK A LEGENDARY POKEMON SO. Uh.  Um. I mean Charizard is super cool and then I could be a big badass dragon but like I CAN'T BE A BIG?? THAT WOULD BE HARD I'd probably be super clumsy and burn shit. ...So I also can't be Fletchling cause then I'm also gonna burn shit on accident. Dragonair is super neat but like THEY LONG I feel like I'd get tangled up. Espeon and Umbreon are cool?? Uh maybe an Espeon?? They seem too cool for me.  I'm bad at this, I haven't played Pokemon in like a million years and I get self conscious every time I pick something cool cause I'm like "no I'd fuck up being cool". Slyveon maybe?? My fiance just said I'd be a Plusle but I don't accept it.

...fuck it Espeon. Espeon is neat but also it cute fuck it live ur dreams to be kinda cool.Atwas: It's okay Kristen. Charizard is only 5'7". But I guess even that would be a massive jump in height. :^)Kristen: ListenAtwas: :^)Kristen: RudeUprising: idk what i would BE, i know my favorite pokemon but thats chepap. my brother said shiny alolan ninetails bc it is pink, white, and has flowy hair so that sounds accurate.Alex: My favorite pokemon is magikarp but i would probably be exploudKristen: And now I'm just imagining Magikarp with Alex's hair.Jojo: ugh. why do you have to ask me this. now I have to get out my list of literally every pokemon... Either Eevee, Dratini, or Chatot. OR RIOLU! riolu is a goodie. I have  a feeling Scott would be a Buneary but that's not my place to say.Kristen: Good choices JoojJojo: /);w;(\Split: Kristens a torchic that never evolves lmaoKristen: NO ...maybe.Jojo: I actually thought about it. I have the perfect pokemon for youKristen: ...alright, hit me.Alex: Ok.

Kristen: OW! Alex why? ;A;Alex: You said hit me.Split: PffffhahahaJojo:  #742, Cutiefly.

Kristen: ...I mean. It is smol and blonde, which I currently am.Split: Yep. It you. Congrats.Kristen: SIGH I mean. It’s very cute.Jojo: By the way I think that’s it’s actual size.Split: LMAOJojo: OH MY GOD IT’S LITERALLY KRISTEN

Kristen: NOSplit: I call being the trainer of this band of misfitsKristen: I’M SMOL BUT NOT THAT SMOL!Jojo: You are that smol.Split: Joj shes like an inch or two shorter than youJojo: NO?? SHE’S LIKEKristen: HA!Jojo: SHH! THAT’S NOT TRUEKristen: IT’S TOTALLY TRUEAlex: "The wild Kristen eats approximately ten times her body weight each day"Split: If only.Jojo: ohmygodkristenI found your other one

Kristen: NOSplit: Joj that ones youKristen: He's right it's smol and blueAlex: yeah that's youJojo:  NO IM A RIOLUSplit: Which one was thatAlex: babby lucarioJojo: That boy

Split: But are you sureJojo: YES THAT'S MEKristen: Why do you get to be the cool oneAlex: i still think dratini is best choice for jojKristen: I agree.Split: Are you baby martial artist or baby huggy bearJojo: I AM STRONG YOU FUCKAlex: huggy bear it isSplit: But do you fightJojo: YESSplit: BullshitJojo:  DUKE UP YOU CHEEKY POPPETSplit: AightKristen: I can't believe Jooj is a huggy bearJojo: NoOooOo IM DRATINISplit: Thats the snake one right? The long blue dragon snake.Alex: 

Jojo: yeSplit: Oh yuh thats also joj. I still think huggy bear but ill settle for dratini.Jojo: even looks like my fursona holy shitSplit: Secrets outJojo: MOTHERFUCKER YOU HUUGGY BEAR. it's not really a secret anymoreSplit: It never wasssssKristen: I can't believe Jojo gets to be a fucking dragon and I'm a tiny fly that eats 10 times its bodyweight. Oh it's bug/fairy. I guess that's interesting.Jojo: hehehefairyAlex: real talk i based it on the math that an average human eats 2.5 kg of cooked food per dayKristen: Huh, interestingSplit: We gave you so many options other than the .4 inch bug thing kristenKristen: ....I mean I can see Cutiefly, Fletching or Torchick tbhJojo: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT

HIS NAME. IS BUZZSWOLE.Kristen: lmao that looks like a Digimon. Is that real?Walrus: He is real. And he will punch your spirit.Kristen: SOUNDS FAKE BUT OKAlex: you question the might of our lord and savior buzzwoleJojo: no he'll punch everything and then literally use your spirit as a sweat rag! LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN JOJO ASS CHARACTER!Split: It took me a whole 2 seconds to realize you meant the anime and not yourself(edited)Alex: our joj does have bizarre adventures to be fairSplit: You right you rightJojo: :,)Split: I could just hear your soul crackJojo: I'm glad. anyway look at this other kristen pokemon.

Kristen: No, I am drawing the line, no. You can't keep googling "what's the most harmless looking dust mote of a pokemon" and then say IT'S KRISTENJojo: NOO THAT'S NOT TRUE I'll tell you what. if you were a legendary pokemon you'd be Jirachi. that mf is p o w e r f u lKristen: Aw gosh. Wait didn’t we say MG would be edgy jirachi?Alex: her original character a jirachi-darkrai fusionJojo: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT DARKRAI or a very smol GiratinaKristen: I do not know enough about this pokemon to comment.Alex: Giratina is Pokemon Satan.Kristen: Ah. Okay. Of course. Of course Pokemon Satan is a thing.Alex: 

Kristen: ...Oh it’s MG.Split: I distinctly remember pokemon satan ending up being a good guyJojo: so was darkraiKristen: I can't believe you just spoiled DMP and now I gotta cancel it.Alex: Satan: He's An Alright Guy!Split: P sure darkrai killed kidsKristen: ...it's fine don't worry about itAlex: Movie Darkrai was alright I thought? There are a whole lot of child murderin' pokemon out there to be fair.Split: Oh movie darkrai was futily attempting to stop the collapse of the universeIf i remember rightJojo: he also became attached to a childSplit: Big shrug on that sub plot its been yearsAlex: we have one hundred percent abandoned the original question. welcome to internet remixKristen: Yeeeep. Getting back on topic, I think Split would be Absol or Houndoom.Jojo: OOOOHHH I didn’t even think of AbsolSplit: Nah im the trainer

Alex: but consider: girafarigSplit: What isAlex: mostly i chose it because "aesthetic"

Kristen: PFFFT HAHAHASplit: Nah. Meanwhile, Kristen callin out my favorite pokemon as a kid. Regardless ive already grabbed a hat, tell tale sign of any trainer. Ive started walking the path every 13 year old must walk in their livesKristen: Pretty sure trainers start at 10?Split: Nah i mean im leaving my region for new boundsKristen: So brave. Anyway I’m trying to think of others. I'm trying to think of others. My brain keeps telling me that Alex is Entei. Tol and floofy and can burn things. But that's a legendary.Jojo: oooo I think he had a good pick of  exploud. Buuut I also think he'd be an Ursaring. 

Dawn: For me I tried to think of literally any water pokemon for me but lets be real here

Alex: I mean.Dawn: b0rfJuno: If I could be any nonlegendary mon it would be Golurk1) Giant Robot2) Can fly with rocket boosters3) Causes earthquakesTex: Umm. Hm. Something that was a mix of fire, dragon, and psychic. Like I know u can't get three. But listen.Walrus: w-walrein exists. so i meanJuno: MY TIME HAS COME

Walrus: HAHHhhhhWHEN THE FUCKHUHWHATI FORGOT OR DIDN'T SEE THISHONAtwas:  YO that's so fucking cool! To answer the prompt, I'd probably be a Zoroark.Kristen: Good choices.Scott: Could BE a non-legendary?Jojo: Hold on wait. let me guess: bunearyScott: No, that's what I would want to HAVE. Hm. This is actually tough. Maybe Altaria? It's a flying Pokemon that sings beautiful melodies and has a relatively average speed.I don't know. I'd want to be a Pokemon that was kind and graceful with musical qualities, if at all possible. So yeah, I guess AltariaKristen: I can see that.Juno: Also you're fluffyShyner: Hooooly shit there's a lot of stuff hereI feel bad about adding to this massive wall of content but I'm just putting down for the record that I would definitely be basic bitch eevee. I'll change my form for you, just please love me :,)Kristen: ;A; I LOVE EEVEE JUST THE WAY EEVEE ISJuno: eevee... babey

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Note: I have been very lucky to have a lot of sex with a lot of beautiful women, so I wanted to document some of these experiences. If you are looking strictly for the sex part, scroll down awhile. The atmosphere was very laid back, and a really fun group to work with. They are all 100% true (except names).

Just as a point of reference, I am often told I look like Vin Diesel (though I don't see it at all)-I am 6'1, 210, shaved head, blue eyes, tattoos, muscular build, late 30's, live in Florida. As I got to know my coworkers, I was surprised at how many beautiful women there were. I quickly integrated with my new coworkers, and found myself very comfortable. I made a conscious decision to do what I have always done and not date anyone employed there. My company was acquired and as part of the agreement I had to stay on with the firm for a period of three years. I will try to answer any and all questions! Then one Monday I was asked to interview a potential intern. But damn, at this office that was a challenge; it was a young team and they partied as hard as they worked. When Rachel walked in I was floored. After getting through the typical get to know you questions, we began to delve into a deeper discussion where I learned she graduated fifth in her class from one of the most prestigious schools in the country. Fast forward a few years and I had kept that promise, and was promoted and given an extension to my soon to be ending contract. One Thursday, the office through a Happy Hour at a local bar and as you would guess, Rachel was there; and looking beautiful I might add. I gave my input that she would definitely be big black dick porn an asset and she was hired. Rachel didn't work in my department so my interaction with her was minimal (thank god), but whenever we did bump into each other the conversation flowed freely and we found that we had lots in common. They gave me a nice executive title and placed me on their Board of Directors, I was actually quite surprised at how much I liked the new company. She had dirty blonde hair, green eyes, and small boobs (which were perfect). I did my best to keep away but eventually she approached me as I leaned against the bar. She was about 5'7, 110, with really toned legs and ass, accented by the heels and tight skirt she was wearing. I immediately felt a flash of heat; and knew I was in trouble. I was impressed when she ordered a Scotch (neat)- same as me. As I walked away, I said to myself "don't look back, just keep walking"- but I turned back and found Rachel's eyes locked on mine. Before we realized it, we were talking for probably 20 minutes or so; I excused myself explaining I needed to 'work the room' a bit. So, now, i am not only an executive at the company she is interning at, but I am also old enough to be her Dad. Rachel said she needed a ride back too. As the three of us were heading to my car all I could think about was fucking Rachel but knowing it would be career suicide if I did. I had carefully navigated the shark infested waters of corporate America by not doing stupid shit. I truly tried to find a reason why I couldn't take Rachel back, but couldn't think fast enough; probably because all the blood had rushed to my cock. As we talked, I found out I was 18 years older than her. Anyway, as we approach my car, Rob decides he wants one more drink and will find another ride back. As we were driving, we made small talk about sports. Another 5 miles and I would be in the clear. As the night slashdot.org wrapped up, I asked one of my coworkers, Rob, if he needed a ride back to the office to grab his car. I was determined to drop her off and simply go home and jerk off incessantly. This would undoubtedly qualify as stupid shit. She pointed to a parking spot and told me to pull in. I put the car in park and told her to get in safe. I swear I said no, but five minutes later I was sitting on her couch with a glass in my hand. I thought to myself that we had a 'chaperone' so it wouldn't be a problem and told her no problem. Before I knew it she was really close; our faces were a few inches apart and I weakly said that we can't do this. She said that she knows. She asked if I wanted to come in for one more drink. But then she kissed me. that's when Rachel said that she felt like she was probably too drunk to drive and would I mind just dropping her at her apartment. I should have pushed her away. As we approached her complex I had predetermined that I wouldn't walk her to the door which I would always do for any woman I drop off. Again, I honestly said no we can't. I was still determined to drink my drink and leave, but I just couldn't bring myself to go. I pulled her to me, and within seconds she was straddling me (difficult in the skirt she was wearing), and we were making out hard. She got non nude model images off of me- I was thankful, thinking she realized it was a mistake- but she quickly said lets big black dick porn go to her room. I guess she didn't know that both of my arms are sleeved (tattoos) as she studied them all, remarking that she loved the ink. So now I am shirtless, she is wearing her skirt still- which she slowly took off. She started to unbutton my shirt, before I knew it, it was off. She absolutely knew what she was doing to me and she big black dick porn loved seeing the guy that's totally in control, completely mesmerized. She started to gently nibble on my dick through my underwear which was driving me insane. She then slid those off as well and quickly put me into her hot, wet mouth. Rachel was sitting so close I could smell her hair, and it was intoxicating. She was all mouth, with no hands, and could really take me deep. I was surprised at how fast I felt like I had to cum and told her, she just went faster and faster until i exploded down her throat. All I could think about was that when I was 22 girls didn't give this good of a blowjob. This went on for a few minutes and the whole time I was thinking I have to stop but I was being betrayed by my dick. Every now and then she would take it out and rub it all over her face, and then quickly put it back in her mouth. She slowly undid my belt- all while making eye contact- and slid my pants down. You know how right after you cum you can think clearly again? As I got up and put my pants on, Rachel got on all fours on her bed (in a matching black thong/bra) and joked that how could I leave her like this. Well, I was thinking clearly and knew I had to leave. I quickly pulled my pants off, jumped onto the bed and started kissing all over her perfect ass from behind, before moving her thong aside to lick her pussy from behind. I chuckled to myself under my breath that at least I didn't fuck her; I was channeling my inner Bill Clinton! I alternated between the two and couldn't get enough of her. As I was licking her ass, I reached under her pubic bone and gently applied a little pressure. She swallowed it all, not spilling a drop and kept sucking until I was soft. It didn't take long before she started to moan and collapsed onto her stomach shaking. She straddled me and lowered herself, alternating between grinding against me and then bouncing up and down- all the while making out and a lot of eye contact. I had never tasted anyone that tasted better than her. I said I really had to leave. Before I could say anything, she had put my cock back into her tight hole. It was really hot, some of the best sex I've ever had. Who am I kidding, I wouldn't have said anything anyway. And I realize I don't have long. but now I can feel every bit of her slickness and every corner of her cunt. I came so fucking hard, I felt the contractions long after I was done emptying my cum into her. but here I was laying on her bed. Within seconds she jumped up, and grabbed a condom from her drawer and put it on my already completely hard dick. She said ok,but said she would have to play with herself, as she started to reach under her panties from behind and rub her pussy. I fucked the intern(which I could get fired for, I did it without a condom, and for added bonus I came inside of her without having any clue if she was on birth control(found out later she was). And she made eye contact the entire time. I told her I had to cum, Rachel put both hands on my shoulders and kept grinding into me, telling me to cum. She was nice enough to clean me off with her mouth before I pulled my pants up. We went at it like this for what felt like hours but was actually probably five minutes, until Rachel grabbed the base of my dick and as she slid up, she took the condom off. I wish I could tell you that I wised up and stopped fucking her. But just one bad decision after another. But again, now I have cum, so the reality has set in. And I know at some point this can and will bite me in the ass. but I knew this was spiraling out of control quickly. The next day at work I was determined to be business as usual- but by 11am, I was in the woman's bathroom with Rachel's hands against the wall and me eating her pussy from behind, before fucking her as hard as I could before cumming inside her again. That wouldn't be true.

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Masterpiece: *idubbbz voice* I'm Gay

“You’re the gay one, right?”, there it is bois. “Well, I am gay, but my name is Alejandro” he said like pls don’t just call me a gay boi or something like that. “Ohhh, such a nice name” Francis purred like mmm you turn me on fuck. ‘Fuck shit fuck’ Alejandro thought like is he gay, hUU, he’s very hot, if we were to do it, I’D BE THE ROCK BOTTOM, S M A S H M E B O I. But what about Ludwig, oh my god, I can’t cheat on Ludwig. While Alejandro just had a rush of thoughts, Francis slipped his slippery hands around Alejandro’s waist and pulled him closer like come here bby. Alejandro had a horrified expression on his face like fUCK. “Hmm? What is it? Am I not good enough for you?” Francis whispered seductively looking like a sly cat at Alejandro, while grinding their hips together. "No,,, I just" he tried to say shit, but like the little shit Francis was he didn’t give a single fuck, “So there’s no problem then” he said and just smASHED their lips together forcefully and Alejandro tried to get out of his grip but he just couldn’t so he just gave in. His hands went around Francis’s waist, while Francis’s hands just slipped around Alejandro’s neck. They were pretty much hardcore making the fuck out at this point, it was so intense they just fucking fell onto the ground and Francis made Alejandro’s hair look like a fucking bird nest. They f i n a l l y let go off each other and got their dose of oxygen, in the process Francis took the hoe’s shirt off like yessss reveal those almost nonexistent muscles, u need 2 work out more man,,,,,, ain’t nobody gon fuck u if u be lookin like that. But Francis didn’t rlly care, Alejandro was still pretty hot lmao. Ahem, anyways,,, he too, took off his shirt like let me show u what a man looks like, pussí. Ah yes, toned and a bit of muscles, just ppppperfect. You couldn’t ask for better, Francis is hot 69/10, u too wouldn’t resist him if he wanted 2 bang u. AHEM, BACK TO GAY PORN. Alejandro was lying down underneath him like the little bitch he was, still kinda out of breath bc like man, that make out session was wiLD. But that face right there, it turned Francis tf on like beyond the fucking limits, he was ready to fuck this bitch h a r d. He just attacked Alejandro’s neck like let’s get this shit over with so I can finally fuck you for real. He kissed and bit onto Alejandro’s neck with no mercy, this hoe’s neck gonna be covered in l o v e m a r k s. Because Francis was inpatient little sin, he slipped his slippery hands into Alejandro’s pants and grabbed his dick, which made Alejandro moan, plus he was already kind of a moaning mess since he was pretty sensitive on his neck that was being covered in bruises bc FRANCIS BIT LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ON HIS NECK, He didn’t care where The Spot™ was on his neck, he jUST WANTED TO CONQUER IT, HE WANTED PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT ALEJANDRO HAD SOME VERY ROUGH SEX. But let us not forget what Francis is ok, once he decided it was enough of biting, he just licked all over Alejandro’s neck with his “”“”“”“”“” smooth ’“”“”“”“”“ tongue, which Alejandro found oddly satisfying and moaned like the little submissive bitch he was, but no one knew bc he’s a 6'0 giant. And look, Francis is fucking 5'7, end me. Francis went over 2 Alejandro’s ear and whispered "Call me daddy”, as he just swooshed his own pants off bc who needs those hAHAHA. If Alejandro didn’t have his sex face on, he’d be looking at Francis with a 'no fucking way’ expression, but fuck man, the dude was hot af, may as well call him daddy. “As you wish, daddy” Alejandro said almost out of breath bc the moaning was draining him p much. But fuck???? It turned Francis even more on, ahhh hell yeah. Francis took out the hand that was in Alejandro’s pants and got rid of the pants completely. We do not need those rn. He kissed Alejandro once again bc they need 2 kiss, Blue says so. Francis was thinking of making Alejandro suck his dick first, but we don’t have time for that, Francis wanted 2 fuck him and cum into his ass so bad that he didn’t mind not getting a blowjob. “Turn, bitch” Francis whispered once they broke the kiss and Alejandro did that instantly saying “Yes, daddy”. He pretty much ripped both of their boxers off like tHOSE R UNNECESSARY. And he pretty much jumped, not really omg onto Alejandro and just shoving his 100% hard dick into his booty, whispering into Alejandro’s ear “Don’t you like being daddy’s little slave?”, since he was pretty much onto him, body on body, dick in the ass. “I love it, daddy” Alejandro moaned out quite loudly, people could hear him 20 meters away. Francis didn’t fucking wait for Alejandro to adjust or shit like that, no. Tonight, Alejandro was his bitch and he’s gonna do to him whatever the fuck he wants, so he didn’t start out slowly, oh heck no, he started out p fast and was only getting faster with each trust. But Alejandro was a hoe and he enjoyed it 420/10, hell yeah. “Daddyy” Alejandro moaned out, this was grand. This was gr8 m8. Now, Alejandro wasn’t the only one enjoying this shit, Francis was also enjoying it a LOT. He grabbed Alejandro’s hips, and Alejandro arched his back so he could get more of Francis inside him. Alejandro was moaning like the little daddy’s bitch he was, although he didn’t know if he should call Francis by his name to tell him to fuck him even harder, but he did it, “F-francis, harder,,” he managed to say in between all those moans. “Bitch, I told you to call me daddy” Francis hissed, “now, I’m going to fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk tomorrow”, and f u c k, he started trusting w a y harder then he already was and it was EXTREMELY pleasuring, judging by how Alejandro was now moaning e v e r y g i v e n s e c o n d. But yanno, the end must come, but he didn’t want to cum into Alejandro’s ass, he had a better idea. So he pulled out, which kinda startled Alejandro who turned his head to look at Francis. “Suck it, slut” Francis ordered and fuck man, Alejandro instantly went onto his job as he crawled over and took Francis’s dick into his mouth. He began to suck the life out of it because daddy deserves only the best. Man, this was great, Francis threw his head back like ah fuck yes. He grabbed Alejandro’s hair with his one hand and shoved his whole dick into his mouth saying “Take it all in, bitch”. At this point Alejandro was deep throating his dick and Francis hit his limit as he let his juices fill Alejandro’s mouth. “Swallow it, slut” Francis said before Alejandro could spit it out. But, yanno, gotta do as daddy says so Alejandro swallowed it all and let go off Francis’s dick. He sat up in front of Francis, looking him in the eyes. Francis gazed back, but that was over as he kissed Alejandro again and again. Which resulted into them cuddling up to each other. “Who’s daddy’s little bitch?” Francis asked softly, “I am, daddy” Alejandro responded, actually proud that he was his little bitch.