#anyway. i could get into the Weirdness of how when it comes to m/f iterations of this trope it’s always like.

[snowberry-pie]

i do not want to see anymore heterosexual beauty and the beast retellings unless the woman is the beast and the beauty is the man and/or it’s a shrek situation and im so serious rn

[youmeandwords]

The Mortician

In the chilling spirit of October...I wrote this along with other K-idols short stories in mind; I hope you enjoy.  

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Reader

Genre: Smut

Rated: M+

Summary: Working at a morgue gets a little chilling when Taehyung encounters on this Boss’s late night work hours.   

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“You have beautiful hands, it’s no wonder you were a pianist. Such a shame that I never got the chance to hear you play.”

Dani delicately paints on a clear polish coating on the finger nail. She converses with the corpse. “You’re right I can always check youtube, I definitely will check it out. Promise.” Dani pinky swears with the corpse. She takes off the latex gloves and calls in her assistant to finish up dressing the corpse.

Her assistant steps into the lab room all gowned up. “Kim Taehyung, she looks good doesn’t she? Sleeping beauty. Anyways is our next patient ready?” asked Dani. “Yes, he is.” Taehyung replies and starts to clean up.

Dani steps into another lab room, sees a fairly young male corpse laid upon the cold steel bed. She picks up the board chart and reviews the patient’s medical info and personal family requests.

Dani holds the recording pen in her hand and states the following, “Patient is male. Age 28. Height 5’8. Weight 140 lbs…” Dani pulls down the white sheet to reveal gun shot wounds along the torso.

“Patient has 3 gun shot wounds to the torso on the 3rd quadrant of abdomen.” Pulling further down, Dani smirks at the decent size of the patient. She turns off the tape recorder. “Note to self, patient is gifted with nice family jewels…” 

Late at night Taehyung drives back to the Morgue due to forgetting his school usb; luckily he had a spare key to enter from the back door. After getting his usb chip Taehyung noticed the lights were still on in the last lab room, he thought that Dani probably forgot to turn off the lights but he was in for a surprise.

His eyes lost in translation at the sight of his Boss, bare naked on top of the corpse. Seeing Dani naked sent a chilling charge to his groin. She had candles lit around in a circle with a pentagon star drawn with white chalk. Some kind of chant was being performed that Tae could not understand.

Dani dipped her finger into a red paste and marked a cross sign along the corpse’s abdomen. She continued to chant and gyrate her hips. Tae questioned himself why was he feeling a certain way; he should be grossed out. Her breathless moans echoed within the lab. Taehyung breathlessly walked himself quietly out the morgue and headed back home. 

The following afternoon, Taehyung sees Dani dressing up the male corpse from last night. The red mark was no longer there.

“Tae, are you ok? Are you sick by chance? Need the day off?” Dani questioned Tae. Tae shakes his head. “No, just up late studying that’s all. How…late…were you still working yesterday? I could of helped some more…I mean, because we are busy.” Tae replied trying to hide his memories of her naked body.

“Till business hours only. Thanks for the offer but you are still interning, I don’t want to take you away from your study” Dani replied. She lied to Tae, she didn’t want him to know how she was performing a black magic ritual to seal the spirit from coming back evil.

Dani finished tying the silk tie, her hands cascading down to the corpse’s chest. “You got a nice chest for a dead guy.” Dani smiled and glanced up at Tae. Tae awkward laughed along as Dani had weird quirks to her personality.

“You want to know the difference between a man and a dead man?” Dani questioned Tae.

Tae responded, “What?” Dani smirked and ran her hands down the body and twirling her fingers around the groin area.

“A dean man won’t argue back…get it? Oh, never-mind it’s wasn’t that funny huh?” Dani replied and signed off the release record of the corpse to be taken to the funeral home.

“Was that suppose to be because he’s dead?” Tae replies and lightly laughs. The two watched as the Funeral manager drove off down the road with the body. 

“You were a good one…Good bye.” Dani replies as she blows off a puff of smoke from her vape. “You saw it didn’t you?” Dani questioned Tae.

“Saw what?” Tae coughed and started to walk back inside. “Last night. Be honest with me.” Dani mentioned. Tae nodded in silence. They ended back in the same lab room to clean up, when Dani approached Tae with a long pair of scissors.

Tae backed up to the cool steel bed. “I promise I won’t tell anyone. Don’t kill me!” Tae blurted out with a pinky in the air.

“Are you scared to die, Taehyung? Tell me.” Dani asks while running the tip of the scissor from Tae’s neck down to his chest. She cocks her head to the side and sees a black figure lurking near.

“Yes, who wouldn’t be?” Tae gulped. “A dead man wouldn’t be afraid.” Dani iterated again to which Tae nodded obediently. “What do I have to do to make you believe me? I seriously won’t squeal about your kinks or whatever your into…sexually.” Tae pleaded. “Meet me here at 12am. Don’t be late!” Dani ordered as Tae nodded his head. 

Soon the time would come for Tae to meet Dani. He was nervous about the situation; usually things like sex would be nothing but in this case, Dani was a weird person despite being good looking.

Tae walks into the lab room, Dani is dressed in a black robe. The room was lit in candled like that night he saw her.

“Take your clothes off and get on the table.” Dani ordered Tae. He does as he’s told, the cold steel table made him shiver as he covers his groin area.

“Shy now are we?” smirks Dani as she lays a white sheet over his privates; impressed at his length Dani winks at Tae. Tae re-evaluates what he thought about Dani. Did she NOT have sex with the corpse after all?

“You must of thought I was having sex with that corpse that night…Yes? No?” Dani replies as she removes the black robe. He gulps at the holy dark sight of her in black lingerie.

“Truthfully…yes, I had thoughts of it. Were you not?” Tae questions. Dani seductively crawls up to Tae and sit directly onto of his cock.

“Sooo...You have those kind of thoughts about me...I’m flattered. Jokes aside, I was performing a black magic ritual to seal the soul away.” Dani replies as she takes the red paste and marks a cross along Tae’s broad chest all the way to his belly button and down to where the “V” ends.

“What is this? Blood?” Tae cringes at the stench.

“A little blood never hurt anyone.” Dani smiles.

“Are you serious?” questions Tae.

“It’s just beet juice mixed with raspberry…kinda tangy, sweet.” Dani gives it a taste and winks at Tae.  Dani gets a surprise poke as she feels Tae’s cock twitch.

“Excited, are we?” Dani chuckles as she starts her chant.

“You’re crazy you know that? Are you going to take my soul? Please don’t…I still have many things I want to do.” Tae pleads as he sees a knife in Dani’s hands. She rises her arms up and starts her mantra chant and feels her spirit astro travel.  

Tae feels her gyrating along his groin, it was hard to contain the sensation of her riding him. His hands grip along the table edge. Soon Dani stops and pours the red paste from her head onwards. Tae watches her from above as her hands lather the fake blood along her breast down to her body.

Dani spreads the paste on Tae’s face, his eyes watch her intently. He feels her hands slowly sliding down his neck, chest, abs, and stops just before his rising sun.

“I’m sorry about him.” Tae awkwardly replies. Dani looks at Tae with a dark intent.

“Should I take care of him?” Dani asks.

“You don’t have to. I’m so embarrassed.” Tae replies but soon he is eye glued on Dani taking her bra off in front of him.

“I’ll help you…just this once.” She knelt down before Tae, as she pulls the sheet down to reveal quite the girth. Dani took Tae’s cock in whole. Tae mutters in his moan, trying to hold it in.

“Does it feel good?” Dani asks as she playful licks the tip of his cock. “Yes…yes it does.” Tae breathlessly replies but winces at the squeeze of Dani’s grip. “If you want to stop, just say stop.” 

Slowly she jerks Tae’s cock. “Do you like what you see?” Tae nods yes. “Do you want to me to fuck you?” Tae feeling shy inside but nods yes to Dani. She positions herself and slowly slides him into her moist walls.

Tae moans at the sensation as she slowly grinds him. Dani leads Tae’s hands to her breast guiding him. Tae watches her moan, the beads of sweat rolls along her body. As Dani falls before him, she presses her hard nipple along his lips.

“Suck them, please…” He obeys and takes her breast into his mouth; sending her in ecstasy. “Fuck~ it feels so fucking good. Yes, just like that…I’m going to fucking cum at this rate of you in me.” Dani moans as she backs away from his lips. Stick hard and burning, Dani watches him squirm from below her.

“Do you want me to stop?” Tae shakes his head no. Now that he was atop of her, he ran his thumbs along her lips. He never knew how nasty she could be and after that night he could not stop thinking about all the wild shit he’d do to her. He didn’t have to tell her to suck his thumb, she sensually sucked and licked his finger. 

He thrusted himself into Dani as she breathlessly moaned, she felt like dying on this edge of bliss from his thrusts.

“You look so fucking good taking this cock…” Tae spits into his hand and slaps her aching clit. He continues to thrust into her, this time flipping her over ass up in the cold air. Tae slaps her ass cheeks leaving a pleasurable sting, Dani ooh’s at the touch of his hands roughly playing with her nipples; biting her lips.

“Fucking make me cum.” Dani pleads at the intense sensation. “Is this too much for you? Can’t handle this cock.” Tae’s deep voice resonates within the white laboratory, Dani’s chin held firmly by Tae’s large hand. She comes to an understanding of how it felt to be laying on this table, it was a different perspective watching someone from atop.

Tae lifts Dani’s legs up to one side and pounds into her deeply. Her mouth open wide, senses lost at the intensity, her moans mute at how good she was feeling.

“I’m gonna fuckn’ cum at how tight this position is…” grunts Tae as he eyes her intently watching her facial expressions. Dani feels Tae’s cock veins throbbing inside of her; he quickly pulls out and expels all over her tits.

“Fuckkkk~” he groans and collapses onto Dani. “I forget how messy this can be with cum, I never had to worry with the dead.” Dani replies as she grabs a glass petri dish to collect the cum from her breast.

“Be honest with me…What did you just do to me? And why are you collecting my sperm?” Tae replies breathless still on the table.

“It was a protection spell to hide you. As for this special collection, its for a face mask. They say sperm makes your skin young.” Dani takes a sample taste and nods her yes.

“Protection? From what?” Tae glances at Dani. “From the dead girl that keeps following you…They say the dead follows whoever is beautiful and famous, and if you’re not careful…they just might take your soul. You should be careful.” Tae gulps as he gets an eerie feeling from the back of his neck.

“Are you trying to scare me?” Tae lightly chuckles trying to not get scared. “I’m not joking it’s a serious matter. From the mark on your wrist, I wouldn’t be laughing.” Dani points to the hand mark in black along Tae’s right wrist. Tae feels a gust of chill along his bare back. 

“Is it with us?” Tae ask. Dani smirks walking up Tae and leans to whisper into his ears. “Did you want to see? She’s looking for you…” 

The End.

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(*_*)v Side notes: Growing up as a Hmong woman we have heard stories of spiritual identities that can latch and follow you. Especially if you are someone beautiful/handsome, talented in music or art, knowledgeable smart/wise, or being spiritually gifted: shaman healer. Newborns would be called ugly and marked with a black cross to ward of spirits from taking the baby.

These identities can replace your soul-self with inanimate objects like a tree log; basically your human shell will remain unless there is a skilled Shaman to call back your soul spirit to your body. Another way these identities can take you is by making you sick to the point of death.

Some ways to combat this is having a Shaman perform a spirit ritual to either hide you spiritually, change your name so that the bad spirit won’t find and take you. Unfortunately the real ritual won’t be smutty like my story, hehe. So stay safe and be spiritually aware this month; you wouldn’t want anything to follow you home~ haha.