#anyway yippee! shes been Lightly Toasted!

[organised-disaster]

"PROFESSOR - [coughing] OH, JESUS CHRist - [Ahem]. Professor Sylvia Maxis, two-three oh-one two-six-oh-nine. I have discovered two very interesting things. One. My left hand is apparently mechanical. Two. The basement door is electrified. What a fun, fun sequence! [crackling, whirring]. My hand doesn't want to work very well anymore, so I've been poking at it a little. I had... sensation in it before. Which is odd, because it's clearly not part of my body. Obviously, there must be a lot of my hand left, because it wasn't even a little delayed before, and I could control all the movements just fine. Haha. Maybe it was stimulating the nerves it was responding to? Which would mean I can't take it off. Right? Because it'd have to be properly wired into my arm in order to do that. It'd be awesome if I could, you know, take off the bloody hand to fix it. If I try to move it, it just sort of screams at me? Hmm. [high mechanical whirring, crunching, cracking] Oh. Shit. That's not good. I can't even feel it and I know that would hurt.

Anyway. This really might not be my bunker. Who the hell would electrify a door inside a very locked, very secure building? And - and not just the door! The [static] lock! I can turn the handle just fine, I can f-fondle the door all I w-want, but the sec-sec-second that damn key gets anywhere near the lock, it's 'screw Sylvia's cool robot hand that she has no idea how to fix, nor does she want to because that would involve pulling the weird charred skin stuff off, which is frankly incredibly gross!' [huff, sigh] It's frustrating.

...

It's like everything here is just trying to stop me from -"

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