#anyway yeah they also like sorta keep their relationship on the dl

[boycow69]

can i just talk for a minute about this stupid fucking crackship that has me by my SPINAL CORD bc i cant talk to my irls about this cuz they wouldnt get it.

so. the ship is ectoplasm/snipe and like i found it in a chatfic and it somehow??? wormed its way??? into my brain??? and settled down??? (bitch dont even pay rent ://) i literally have not been able to think about anything but Them for literal DAYS now. i don’t have the motivation to write anything about them but mildly coherent rants (like this one) and rn im just trying to get my thoughts in order.

and like if you think about it its actually really fucking sweet? as a ship? like snipe from what we’ve been shown is literally just Southern Charm + Cowboy and ectoplasm is the Actually Very Dangerous Math Nerd and idk about you but cowboy and math nerd is just a wholesome dynamic period and i hc snipe as being older anyway (like 39 MAYBE 38) so like the ship is basically middle-aged men in love? which is literally just my favorite already so. yeah. but also they just seem like domestic people, like they’d bring each other lunch at work if he forgot it at home, they’d go on walks together with snipe’s their dog named after some country singer (my favorite is thomas rhett so in my head the dogs name is rhett but my favorite song is ‘somethin bout a truck’ by kip moore so i like to think they have two goldens one is named moore and the other rhett). but like ecto would give snipe straws so he can drink through the mask in public and snipe would remind ecto to put his glasses on when he forgets or remind him that they’re on his head (cmon, we’ve all done it).

AND. AND. AND. YOU MIGHT ASK, BOYCOW69, HOW DO THEY KISS? ECTOPLASM DOESN’T HAVE LIPS AND THE ANSWER IS THEY BONK. like when a cat pushes its head against your hand ecto will just,,, take snipes face in his hands,,,,, and they jus,, they jus bonk. they put their faces together and just fucking enjoy the moment and FUCK man does the thought RUIN me. like they just HOLD each other and push their faces together because they LOVE EACH OTHER and im SOFT AND GAY AND CANT HANDLE IT.

and you bet your ASS ive got headcanons on their relationship and how long they’ve been together and how they got together in the first place and imma bout to fucking tell you. snipe and ecto are about four years apart, meaning they would’ve just barely missed each other in school unless ecto’s birthday was after the school year ended, which is how i hc it. they met in highschool and became friends instantly despite ecto being a third year and snipe being a first year (no, they arent dating that happens after snipe graduates and turns 18). something about the chaotic cowboy just struck a chord in ectos strict math nerdness and similarly to aizawa and mic they became fast friends (though more willingly on both ends. none of that tsundere shit hes just kinda like iida). they stay friends even after ecto graduates and they slowly start developing feelings over those few years until snipe turns 18 and shows up on ectos apartment door step with beer and a boombox (he’s already drunk, he needed the confidence) and playing ‘save a horse ride a cowboy’ and ecto, to this day, doesn’t understand why he said yes to a date in that moment but he also knew then that by agreeing to that date he was agreeing to so much more (a life with the guy, keep ya minds out the gutter). he agrees to the date (snipe refuses to move until he says yes or no) and pulls him into his apartment to turn off the damn music before he gets noise complaints and help his cowboy sober up so he can tell him yes properly.

snipe ends up telling him later (YEARS later) that he meant to play a different song but forgot when he got drunk and his plastered brain thought that one was better (he was gonna play ‘die a happy man’ by thomas rhett instead (shut up im a country fan and he’s literally a cowboy okay)). and, in turns of when he said yes to a date, ecto proposed on the spot. this led to a happy about 13 year marriage (in my brain they were dating from snipe-18, ecto-21 to snipe-25, ecto-28 when ecto proposed and they get married about a year later (26/28) and they both apply to work at UA two years after that (28/30), then to start of canon events where they are 39/41).

and thats probably about it for my rant but like GOD i love them and the BONK AND THE LOVE AND THE DOMESTIC SHIT AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE PEOPLE JUST BEING IN LOVE THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

[the-madame21]

So I was reading angsty fanfic last night and that got me wondering, what would've happened if Reiji had let Yui die instead of saving her like he promised Reina he would and Karlheinz's punishment for letting Yui die had been forcing Reina and Shuu to get married? How would that affected all of them as people? I'm really curious what you think they would've done in that situation.

Ok, first of all, *screams* because no one has talked to me about Masks in like years. Second of all, this is a great fucking question for a bunch of reasons. It totally fucks up all the dynamics and I absolutely love it. It also becomes super interesting when you consider Pyres of Arcadia cuz that’d end up all fucked up too, but especially so with Champagne and Chicanery, which naturally ties in even though we haven’t gotten to these particular parts there yet. Anyway. This answer is gonna be long and maybe I put too much thought into this alternate ending so I apologize in advance lol.

So the first reason this is so awesome is because after Reina “dies” then Reiji goes and grabs the sword but instead of slicing his own arm he’d just stab it right through her heart. Which is obviously awesome like fuck yeah, go Reiji take your revenge! Naturally, everything happens rather quickly after that. Shu would have like war flashbacks since now he’s lost two people who are close to him and he couldn’t do anything, Reina will wake up and Ayato will be freaking out and the moment Reiji sees her awake he’s like caught between elation and dread. 

Cuz he fucked up and he knows it. 

But then best of all Daddy shows up, clicking his tongue and being all condescending af. I will say this though despite everything Karlheinz has a bit of a soft spot for Reina. Daughter he never had or whatnot. Plus she’s his best friend’s (arguably only friend’s) kid. And he’s nothing if not a gentleman. So he’d help her up, probably, push Ayato away and help her stand. Reiji standing frozen, still holding onto the sword that’s leaking Yui’s blood and Shu curled up in a corner somewhere having a mini meltdown. 

Still though, this fucks up Karlheinz’s plans. And he ain’t happy about that. Plus Shu is all broken right now so he’s essentially useless. Everything from this point on would basically be driven by Karlheinz, since everyone else is sorta too shell-shocked to do anything else. We all know whatever Karlheinz says goes but that’s especially true for Reina since she feels so indebted to him and all of that. Plus her sense of duty is like wayyyy high. And as much as Karlheinz likes her, she really doesn’t have anything special about her, other than she comes from a strong bloodline. 

At this point I think Yui’s body would be too far gone to be resurrected in any way. But demon hearts are sort of resilient. So. Reina gets herself a new heart. 

“You mother will get her wish after all, my dear.” 

Ok so this is where it gets sort of interesting because after that then like everyone will just be beyond detached. Like Reina will have essentially lost herself because she’s not even really a vampire anymore, since she’ll have this new demon blood flowing through her. Shu will be as distant as ever, if not more, despite the fact that now they’re still supposed to get married according to Karlheinz. Reiji can’t get his head out of his own ass–really just a mess. I don’t think his relationship with Reina would really be a possibility given the time frames of everything. So he’d just be beyond a broken man. Which is super depressing. And they’d just all be…yeah. 

The Tsukinamis would probably never show up and if they did that means they’d kidnap Reina instead. Which is super trippy because she’d actually have demon blood so Carla would have been cured right away. Idk how that’d work out. Karlheinz maybe would step in again. 

Also with this timeline, Karlheinz never dies. Like that’s insane. Not by Shu’s hand, anyway. Ayato might do it. Or maybe he finally convinces Reina to run away with him, I’m not sure. That’d be kind of fun. But I feel like Karlheinz would always find her. And like he’s super into the whole “continuing the race” or whatever right? So I feel like if Shu didn’t give her a child then he’d just do it himself. 

She’d finally be a Queen. Henrietta’s actions (which we haven’t gotten to) would finally have come full circle. But I really don’t think that’s what was in anyone’s best interest. 

I think though (since I love happy endings) given enough development and all, Reiji could be the knight in shining armor again. He’s got a strong sense of duty just like Reina so I feel like he’d definitely want to atone for what he did, after coming to terms with it, and after seeing how absolutely fucking depressed and broken Reina is. So with the strength that comes from rage, devotion and a one-sided love, Reiji would kill Karlheinz, become King, take Reina as his wife and keep the child since if he got rid of it Reina might just kill herself. So he accepts his half-brother/son and he and Reina rule the demon world together. 

Sort of fucked up but hey–that’s DL for you~

[olivcrisms-blog]

hiya everyone !! i’m lilac, she/her, 19, and hail from the desolate timezone known as aest (rip). just a lil bit about me - first up ,what’s my my fave band… what’s a 5sos. i also like twd and peanut butter cups, in that order. anyways, enough with my lame ass, below i’d like to introduce you to my lil bean, oliver !

♦ * ⋅ ⋆ — looks like「the ROSE COLORED GLASS」or as most would call HIM, OLIVER ELKS, has just enrolled at gmu! some would say the NINETEEN year old looks a lot like ASHTON IRWIN. truthfully, they can be AWKWARD, but also WHIMSICAL. more than anything though, i wanna know WHAT MADE HIM SO OPTIMISTIC? i heard HIS GRANDPARENTS RAISED HIM WITH LOVE AND TOO MANY FAIRYTALES. i also heard that they sometimes KNIT SWEATERS FOR DOGS. wonder if i have any classes with ‘em. [cismale]

alright below i’m just going to throw around a bit of info about oliver !! nothing too complicated (or interesting lmao), but oliver is a recently revived muse of mine so i apologise if everything isn’t sorted out yet. :) okay now to the fact mobile

MY MUNCHKIN

MY BEAN

MY DARLING

oliver is of a dying breed, the chivalrous gentleman. defs a boy-next-door type, he was raised with impeccable manners and respect and with too much empathy bottled up in one human tbh 

this is partly due to oliver just being a sensitive person to begin with, but also bc of the traumas of his childhood

tw: death & bullying - oliver was always the smallest kid in class, had a weird last name, and an easy target for bullies. he was bullied constantly, to which his parents constantly reaffirmed him and told him they loved him always. but still, he got picked on a lot. things only got worse when his parents passed away when he was 7 years old in a tragic accident caused by a gas leak. oliver lived with his grandparents after that on the outside of town.

the events from above didn’t harden him, they softened him ??? like, his mind became nearly expunged of everything negative and retained an optimistic outlook of the world (sometimes, to a fault). he can be a lil too trusting or naive, but his intentions are always pure. the bad things that happen sorta just fly right over his head now. most of the time this is a blessing, but sometimes it’s hard to be real with him bc he’s too busy just trying to put a positive spin on something that should be accepted for what it is y’know?

relating to the above, a lot of insecurities and harrows from his childhood have gone unresolved bc he just refuses to talk about it,,, like, if something’s not good, he just won’t acknowledge it. it’s part of the reason he’s taken to drinking a lil too much, and partying more than he should (part of this was bc he was late in his teenage rebellion, also due to the fact he just finds them,,, fun. he loves being happy and watching others being happy too).

also fun facts oliver’s dad was australian and so when he was 15, he spent a summer with his australian family bc he hadn’t seen them since his parents’ funeral basicaly and he kinda nevilled ™/archied ™… he went over as this tiny morsel of a kid and returned not only bigger physically, but his features had filled out more and his ears sat right and his teeth suited his face and basically… he got hot.  but the best thing that happened to him over that summer was he finally became a lil more confident !! 

he’s also a pure ROMANTIC. he watched too much disney as a kid and both his parents and grandparents had the most touching love stories. oliver has always wanted this. bc of this he has a tendency to ‘catch feels’ waaaay too quickly, but he’s not here for any of that ‘netflix and chill’ stuff. he panics when it comes to that sort of thing tbh, it’s actually sorta adorable lmao.

on that note, his sexuality has been something he hasn’t actively thought about, and he doesn’t like to label himself. he could fall in love with anyone really, it all depends on what type of person they are to oliver and such. but yeah, it’s not something he talks about v often, if at all. he’s not a labels sort of person 

he’s a psych major at gmu bc he wants to spend his life helping people (would have been a doctor or vet, however he’s scared of operations and things of that nature). he works part time at a pet store, lugging dog food and the like. he has a pet fish, but not an actual pet, which is something he laments on every day.

he takes photos of everything. he’s obsessed with capturing every moment, and bc of this, his instagram is LIT (and yours would be too, he’d happily spend 30 mins helping you getting that perfect shot). he also loves the outdoors and plays a lot of sports, however he competed in swimming carnivals since he was a kid. (he also plays guitar on the dl, but that’s not common knowledge)

don’t feed this man sugar, he’ll be hyped for days

as oliver grew up with his grandparents (who are quite a bit older bc oliver’s parents had him later in life via ivf), he has a lot of quirks he’s inherited from them. he literally loves knitting ?? it’s such a calming thing for him, and he’d happily knit you a scarf or something if you asked. he’s also quite a good gardener and sometimes he may just wear a flower behind his ear or whatever and like agiuhagsdaf he’s my sunbeam

he kinda wants to travel and see the world, but he needs to stay for his family ??

this boy has 19 years of baggage manifested inside him. it takes a lot to get him angry, but if you happen to be the lucky one that does,,, oh boy. oh boy.

how do you end these things ?? halp. nah i’ll just end it here bye

…

sike i’m not done rambling, i also i have a few wanted plots !! (this can be added to the 3 pre-existing relationships if it works !!)

a person who friendzoned oliver in high school, lmao 

maybe someone who really wants to sleep with oliver (bc who are we kidding, he’s hot) but oliver is just really not digging it ?? like just imagine him being all “um no thankyou i don’t want to have the sex, let’s play uno instead !! :D”

a toxic friendship or relationship !! oliver keeps seeing the good in this person and hopes this person would change, but they keep hurting him, and everyone knows the two are on the road to misery but oliver doesn’t want to give up on them ??? just angst and gdjsdnfs

also here are oliver’s bio/headcanons/stats and plots pages, but defs hmu if you wanna plot !! i have so much muse and my whole heart to give (to the highest bidder, preferably) and both oliver and i would just love to have you !!

[btsburgh]

Chapter 1

How exactly Kate met BTS and began dating their lead dancer is still a mystery to this day.

But that’s exactly what happened and it sparked the wonderful and perfect power couple known as Kobi. They are 100% the best couple out there and are untouchable and won’t be breaking up through out this story for any reason so don’t even think about it.

Anyways.

That’s how this all began.

They kept it quiet for a little while. Jung Hoseok was pretty famous and fans never seem to take well to finding out their idols are dating somebody who isn’t them. Since Kate is a really wonderful and understanding person who loves Hoseok very much, she agreed to keep quiet about their relationship for a little while. At least until they felt as though their relationship was a bit more sustainable.

It even became a little apparent to her room mates and friends that Kate was seeing somebody but she wouldn’t talk about it. Partially because she isn’t a very open person but mostly because she was a top secret bitch who was good at keeping things on the DL.

That was until one weekend when Tawni and Kristen rolled into town. They had come to see Set It Off performing at Stage AE and everybody had tickets, but unfortunately, Stage AE, like every other venue in Pittsburgh, randomly collapsed despite the fact that it was only 7 years old.

Upon hearing the news, everybody became very sad since this meant that the show was pretty much cancelled. Although PromoWest invited people to come see a small acoustic set outside of the ashened remains of their venue featuring The Clarks, nobody wanted to go anymore. Instead, everybody decided that it would be best to drown their sorrows in booze.

Initially they were going to make Lauren be the designated driver, but she had to be up at 2:55 AM to stretch before going to the CrossFit gym to wrestle bears, so another driver had to be selected. They decided the only fair way was to draw straws.

Unfortunately, Tawni ended up with the shortest and became DD for the evening.

And so Tawni, Kristen, Kate, Jordan, and Bria set out to the best bar ever: Steel Cactus.

———

“The estrogen level is hella high in this group.” Jordan complained, throwing her long fiery hair over her shoulder like she was Rachel McAdams.

“I’m gonna name my first born estrogen.” Bria commented.

“Oh there’s a spot!” Kristen pointed from the passenger seat to the side of the road.

“No way in hell am I parallel parking tonight.” Tawni responded, driving right past a perfectly good spot.

“I can fix that.” Kate noted, “I mean, I can fix the estrogen level. Not the parking thing. That’s on you guys.”

“This is why I hate Tawni.” Kristen sighed, pointing to another empty spot that Tawni promptly ignored.

“How can you fix the estrogen level, Kate?” Jordan followed up.

“I know a guy.” Bria answered for Kate who was too busy catching her 18th Dragonite of the day on Pokemon Go because she’s a Pokemon Master and has the highest high score on the app out of everyone in the world.

“Oh.” Kate said off hand, effortlessly catching her 19th Dragonite, “I actually know a couple guys. I think they can make a pit stop on their way through town.”

“I love men.” Jordan asserted, “Call them.”

“THERE’S A PARKING LOT!” Kristen screamed, “WITH ONE EMPTY SPACE TAWNI HIT THE GAS!”

“HELL YEAH!” Tawni screamed louder, slamming on the gas pedal and peeling off into the East Carson parking lot.

———

The bar was pretty poppin’ for a Sunday night.

They all grabbed one of the extra large booths and squeezed in, hoping that the guests Kate invited wouldn’t be taking up too much space. Some gentle banter went around the friends as they ordered chips, queso, salsa, and drinks.

“I need to go.” Bria said with a sigh, “There’s a convention for left-handed clowns tomorrow and I have to go hand out rape whistles as part of my internship.”

Everybody made little awwww noises and bid Bria a farewell as she closed out her tab and walked out the doors, disappearing into the cool night air and probably just teleporting back to her home or something. A few more minutes of Tawni and Kristen giving each other sass passed before Jordan stopped texting her friends from Scotland and looked up.

“So when are your male friends coming?” Jordan asked.

“Oh.” Kate checked her messages after catching a 20th Dragonite, “Right now.”

Just then somebody waltzed through the doors of the establishment. He was honestly the most handsome man on the planet with cute cheeks and dark hair. Obviously of Korean descent as well. He met eyes with Kate and gave a cheeky grin as he waved at her. He then motioned to a black van idling in front of the bar and six more men filed out after him.

The one approached the table and slid into the booth next to Kate, getting a little closer than a friend should. I mean you should all know that this is J-Hope by now and that they’re in love so I’ll just skip that, but yeah. Anyways.

After that came a smaller guy, but an older one. He had a cute round face and dark short hair. This one opted not to sit down when he got to the table. He was followed by one that was dressed in a sweater and looked pretty young. He was followed by another young one that instantly struck Jordan as attractive and beautiful bc he’s Jimin. A tall one came next that turned the heads of every single girl at the bar. He blew them a kiss as he walked past to the table. The next one to come out was very distinct looking and also quite blond. He had his hands in his pockets and goofy smile on his face.

This seemed a bit strange to Tawni but she didn’t say anything until the last one walked in the door. Perhaps the tallest of them with dark brown, almost black hair. He strode in on a cloud wearing nothing but a white t-shirt and jeans paired with a light tan pair of tims. His hair was parted in just the right way and Tawni’s jaw nearly hit the floor as she locked eyes with him.

Once all of them came to the table, Kate motioned towards them.

“These are my friends.” Kate said, “My boyfriend Hoseok. Then Yoongi, Taehyung, Jimin, Jin, Namjoon. Oh and Jungkook on the end there.”

“Jungkook.” Tawni repeated, wiping some drool off of her mouth.

“Jimin.” Jordan repeated as well, doing the same.

Kristen nodded and smiled, “It’s nice to meet you all. I’m Kristen.”

They all nodded and it was kinda awkward, but after a round of drinks everything was better.

“We’re actually in a boyband. We’re touring the US right now. Just stopped here on our way to Chicago.” Jimin explained.

“Please. Tell me more.” Jordan asked, her head in her hands as she stared at Jimin longingly.

Kristen raised a concern, “Katie, how did you meet a korean boy band?”

Kate shrugged, “Uh, just sorta happened.”

Hobi nodded in agreement and that was the last that was ever brought up because I don’t really know what to do with that plot point at all.

“Well I should go.” Jimin announced, “I have to get up at 4:30 AM to work out, so I’ll leave you all to it.”

“No.” Jordan whispered, reaching out for his beautiful face as he slipped away from her forever.

“I’ll go too.” Yoongi said.

Jin nodded in agreement, following the two as they went.

While Jordan was dramatically reaching towards her long lost love, however, she managed to knock over a beer that was sitting in front of Namjoon. It landed on the table and splashed out all over both of them, leaving them a sticky hoppy mess.

“Oh shit!” Namjoon exclaimed, standing up, “Come on let’s get some towels.”

They left the booth that I now decided is a table because let’s be real it’s annoying to have everybody get up so a couple people can leave so yeah they just stood up from their chairs and went over to the bar to ask for some cleaning supplies. This just left Kate who was intently speaking to Hobi, and the two room mates with Taehyung and Jungkook.

However Kristen was like five shots in right now and she brought up her cats as usual. This immediately drew Taehyung to her and they began to speak about cats in length. Just sharing stories about their cats. They were now like best friends.

“Hey.” Jungkook addressed the waitress, “Can I just get something on tap.”

She nodded, “I’ll need to see some ID.”

“Of course.” He pulled something out of his pocket, “Will a passport work?”

“Yep.” She affirmed, taking the passport out of his hands and reading it over. After a few seconds of deciphering the Korean’s passport she furrowed her brow, “Uhm, sorry, but we can’t actually serve you here sir.”

“What?” He looked puzzled, “Why?”

“Well …” She handed it back to him, “It says that you’re 19 here. In the US you can’t drink until you’re 21.”

“Ha!” Hoseok pointed a finger, “You may be cute but you’re too young to drink.”

“Okay, cool it hot stuff.” Jungkook waved him off before thanking the waitress and hanging his head in defeat, “Sometimes they let you get away with it because you’re foreign.”

“Not here. America takes that shit seriously.” Tawni responded, “But I’m sober too since I’m driving so we can be miserable together.”

“Sounds fun.” He said softly.

“I’m going to go check on Namjoon.” Hoseok said.

Kate patted him on the arm as he got up and left the table. Hoseok disappeared, leaving Kate to catch 250 more dragonites and break the Pokemon Go app so hard that she was awarded for her valiant efforts. When he returned he looked like he had seen a ghost.

“Is he okay?” Kate asked.

“Yeah … He’s great. Fine.” Hoseok said, sliding into the booth that is a booth again because I do what I want.

“He and Jordan are making out aren’t they?” Kate asked.

He nodded, “Yeah.”

“Hey.” Jungkook paused his conversation with Tawni, “Do you want to go to the roof?”

“It’s Sunday. The roof isn’t open, is it?”

“When you’re famous, everything is open.”

And so they went over to the stairs, telling the waitress that he was Jungkook and she of course let them go all the way up to the roof unsupervised.

Once they were up there, Jungkook leaned against the side of the building, looking out over the mass of drunken people stumbling through the streets of south side like little lost ants looking for their appropriate uber home.

His hair was gently blowing with the breeze and he smiled, pulling the corners of his lips back into tight dimples. Tawni was in awe of just how perfect he looked, leaning up against the side of the building like that.

For a second or so, he looked as if he was going to say something, turning his head slightly to look at her, but shying away almost immediately from it. Instead, he kept look out at the buildings of South Side. It wasn’t exactly a pretty sight, but everything looks a little bit cooler at night.

Tawni spoke up in his stead, “Thanks for being sober with me tonight. I couldn’t handle drunk Kristen. Last time she drank this much she convinced herself that there was an Amityville Horror 2.”

“I … don’t know what that is.” Jungkook admitted, glancing back over at her briefly.

“Well there isn’t a second one. That’s all you need to know.” Tawni assured him.

He chuckled, finding the way she spoke kind of funny. It had a sort of intensity to it like she really cared a lot about whether or not there was a sequel to Amityville Horror. He paused, “You guys are fun. I see why Hobi likes it here so much.”

“Well, thanks. I guess.” She responded, pushing her bangs back into place.

“Do you want to get coffee tomorrow?” He asked suddenly, turning his body towards her fully.

“Uh … in the morning?�� She asked, “Aren’t you guys going to Chicago?”

“Yeah we are, but if we get it sorta early then it’ll be fine.” He nodded.

“Okay then.” Tawni agreed, “It’s a date.”

Just then Kobi as a unit came up the stairs. Hoseok addressed Jungkook, “Hey, we could use a sober friend bail out. Jordan and Namjoon are a wreck and Kristen won’t stop talking about somebody named “Mama” and Taehyung is too enthralled by her stories to say anything about it.”

“I got it.” Tawni sighed, “This is my speciality after all.”