#anyway yay i get to see babygirl law

[animelover20]

Guess who's up to episode 900 of op😃

Me bitches and I'm so happy to see bbg law and the heart pirates again. Despite the fact that Wanos definitely gonna be a bitch with how long it is💀

Sorry for the shit posts or lack thereof. Life has just done it's thing and I've been a bit depressed.

[heathenarmyimagines]

Title: Laws of Beyonce

Summary: You take Alex to Red Lobster for the first time.

Pairing: Alex x Reader

A/N: So this was originally posted by @sparklemichele but I just had to write this out.

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So tonight was date night and your night to plan it.

Last week Alex had taken you out to a really nice Danish restaurant and you two had a really good time; with him telling you his favorite dishes and telling you stories of getting kicked out of the kitchen for snacking while his mother cooked.

You wanted to take him to a place to try some food he’d never tried, but still something he’d like, but seeing how he was such an undercover fatty it was hard to find anywhere he hadn’t eaten already.

Finally you just gave up and decided on your fave restaurant since you hadn’t been in a while.

‘Red Lobster?’ Alex asked as he parked.

‘Mmhmm.’ you nodded as you took off your seatbelt and went to open your door, only for Alex to pop your thigh in scolding.

He got out the car and walked around to open the door for you like he always did on date nights.

‘I’ve never ate here.’ he said as he took your hand in his own.

‘Really?’ you gasped.

He nodded.

‘I can’t believe that, how can you have never been here? It’s literally in a Beyonce song and you eat everywhere.’ you said.

‘I never got around to actually going.’ he said as he looked at the building.

‘Well yay because I had just about given up on giving you a new experiences. You’ve done and ate everything.’ you smiled excitedly.

‘Hey babe you’re taking my ass to Red Lobster?’ Alex asked.

‘Yes.’ you answered with a smirk, already knowing where this was going.

‘Does that mean I fuck you good?’ he grinned.

‘Very good.’ you smiled before you both entered the building.

‘Hello.’ the hostess smiled at both of you.

Immediately Alex looked over at the lobster tank.

‘Isn’t this supposed to be in the kitchen?’ he asked.

‘Nope, they let the customers see them so they know that they serve fresh lobster only.’ you told him before you walked over to hostess.

‘Hi, sorry about him, it’s his first time here. I called earlier for a table for two, under the name of (Y/N).’

‘Yes right this way.’ she said before leading you to a table and letting you know that a waitress would be on their way to take your drink orders.

‘So...how do you like it?’

He looked around and smiled.

‘I love it, happy to finally say I’ve eaten here and with such lovely company.’

‘Well I try my best.’

You both looked over the drinks for a moment before the server came, you asked for some berry cocktail while Alex just got a beer.

The server left and gave you more time to look at the menu a little longer.

‘What are you thinking?’ he asked.

‘I love the steak and lobster plate, usually with the scallops as a appetizer, but I don’t want to be too full so I’ll skip the scallops.’ you said easily.

‘You already knew what you wanted didn’t you?’ he accused.

‘Yup. I know this menu like the back of my hand.’ you boasted.

‘Well Miss Expert why don’t you order for me.’ Alex said as he sat aside his menu.

‘Of course Mister Noob.’ you teased.

The server came back with the drinks and you let him know you were ready to place the food orders.

‘I’ll have the steak and lobster, steak medium rare. I would like the Caesar salad without croutons and I’d like the side to be broccoli. And he will have the Yucatan tilapia and shrimp...extra pineapple and jalapeno.’ you ordered.

The man wrote down the order on his little notepad and smiled politely before he went to put it in, leaving you and Alex alone with your drinks.

‘I do love when you take charge like that baby.’ he smirked.

‘Outside the bedroom too?’ you asked with a raised brow.

‘Well, I like it more in the bedroom to be honest.’ he laughed.

The two of you went on drinking and talking about whatever came up; his work on Vikings or how your personal assistant job was going.

You had been in the middle of explaining how your boss had been an idiot again this week when the waiter came back and placed the bowl of cheddar biscuits.

‘Thank you so much.’ you said thankfully to your server.

‘You’re welcome ma’am, your food will be out shortly. Would you like some more drinks?’

‘Oh yes please.’ Alex spoke up.

Again the server left, this time taking your empty cups.

‘You have to try these biscuits.’ you said as you eagerly took one up.

Taking your word for it Alex grabbed one as well and took a small bite before he nodded.

‘Cheesy, hot and delicious.’ he commented before he took another bite.

‘Just like you.’ you teased as you ran your foot up and down his leg under the table.

He looked at you with mischievous eyes.

‘Food and sex? You really know the way to my heart don’t you baby?’ he said with his voice lowered.

‘Who said anything about sex? Did I promise you sex tonight, I thought I only agreed to dinner.’ you said smugly.

Before your boyfriend could reply the server returned with the food and behind him there was another server with the drinks.

‘Here you go please enjoy your food and drinks.’ said the server before both he and his little helper went on their way.

The two of you began eating your food, well Alex did anyway.

You were too busy being a freaking weirdo watching him eat and try each thing on his plate, trying to see how he liked the food.

‘You don’t have to stare, I like it.’ he assured.

A sigh of relief escaped your lungs before you began eating your meal as well, soon the conversation was just as it had been before, this time him talking about Vikings and what shenanigans he and Marco got up to on set.

The night was a complete success; great food, great drinks, and like always great conversation. At last the server came to take up the empty plates and dropped off the bill.

You and Alex reach for it but you slapped away his hand.

‘Back it up buddy, it’s my night.’ you said firmly as you pulled out your card.

The meal was paid for and Alex insisted in at least tipping the server like he usually did, he could never just let you treat him and while it made you roll your eyes you secretly love it.

When the server came back with your card and Alex had given him the twenty dollar tip you picked up your purse and scoot out of the booth.

‘Now it is time to get you home so you can do your part.’ you said as Alex stood up as well.

‘My part?’ he asked.

‘I took you to Red Lobster. According to the laws of Beyonce you have to fuck me good now.’ you winked before you eagerly pulled him out of the restaurant.