#anyway uhh i wuv him very much

[neriyon]

Cloudserver test bunny-Azem! Very yellow lighting but I wuv him ♥

Bonus shots under cut

Honestly I understand Emet now, I'd turn evil even faster than him if I'd lose both my beautiful pink malewife and this cute gremlin during the same traumatic experience.

Anyway uhhh povs for "you promise him to come along to the next adventure", "you are Emet-Selch and said no" and "Eleos gets censure worthy ideas after being told 'no' by at least 10 Convcation members", in that order.

Also 2 battle pics since I like his eyes on these

[the-fiction-witch]

30 days: Sammy

MOVIE: PHANTOM HALO COUPLE: SAMMY X READER RATING: SMUTTY

Day 1:

I smiled as I finished the washing up and hurried out to the patio where Samuel stood with his head in his car so I went over drying my hands cuddling him tightly running my hands up his oil covered white shirt "Hey Sammy" I smile nuzzling on his back "Hummm hey baby" he smiles giving my hand a kiss as he finished up whatever he was doing wiping his hands and he turns to me wrapping his arms around me sitting his hands on the small of my back giving my lips a kiss "what where you after little y/n?" He smirked kissing all over me making me giggle "I just wanted a cuddle" I smiled "Just a cuddle? I know you better then that baby" he smirks slapping my arse making me jump "come on" he smirked trying to drag me into the back of his car "Sammy, no" I laugh pushing him away "What... Come on baby" he pleads "No, it's actually what I came to talk with you about" I smile "Ohh?" He asks a little worried "Since your dad has taken off the door on our room... I had an idea" I smile "Oooh, I had some ideas to, the shower, the back of my car and we could try in the laundry room but I'm not sure how we would do ontop of the washing machine" he says "No what I was thinking Sammy" I laugh "Then what y/n?" He asks "No sex... Just for a month we how it goes" I smile "You mean...at all?" He asks very worried and I nod "but baby" he complains "I have rabbit hormones" he complains almost jumping in this standing place "I need sex, I'll go crazy without it" he says "No you won't" I laugh giving him a kiss "one month" I smile "Oww ...fine" he sighed going back to work on his car "No jerking off either" I add "What!" He yells trying to stand but banging his head on the car bonnet "owww" he complains holding his head "y/n? You can't be serious" he says "Of course I'm serious Sammy, no sex, no masturbation and no foreplay" I tell him "For a whole Month?" He asks and I nod "are you trying to kill me?" He asks "No Sammy, I just wanna try, come on we've done it before" I laugh "No we haven't, no sex and no foreplay maybe when we first started dating but I was masturbating three times a day" he says "I haven't gone that long without an orgasm since before I knew how to touch myself" he explained "Well, you have to try" I smile giving him a kiss and going inside

Day 7: I smiled as we cuddled up sweetly in our bed "Come on y/n... Come on baby, my dad and Becket are out" he smirks between little kisses running sly fingers up my arm "It's day seven Sammy I haven't forgotten about our challenge"I smile "Dam it" he complains "hummmm.... It didn't say anything in the rules against grinding baby" he smirked starting to grind his hard cock against my arse "Grinding is fine but you cum I get to burn your comics" I laugh "Owwww fine" he complains laying on his back and crossing his arms

Day 12:

"Come on baby" he begs as he cuddled be from behind as I make dinner "come on Becket's at his girlfriend's and my dad is at the casino... Come on baby, just a little attention" he begged trying to grab my breasts but I hit his hand with the wooden spoon I was sturring dinner with "oww!" He complains "fine...I'm going to the bathroom" he sighed "No your not" I laugh holding his shirt so he couldn't go "I'm not allowed to piss?" He asks "You can but you keep the door open" I tell him "Why?" He asks "oh my god you don't trust me enough I won't masturbe with the door shut" he complains "No I don't" I smirk "Dam it" he sighed sitting in the table "I'm alot smarter then you give me credit for Sammy" I laugh giving him a kiss on the cheek "I know you are... I'm just mad I didn't think of that earlier" he sighed

Day 15:

I laid almost asleep the house as quiet as a mouse as his dad was still out and Becket was over his girlfriend's again tonight I was laid in our bed on my side with Sammy spooning me as he often does he likes to sleep with me tight in his arms, o think it goes back to the fact his mother ran off abandoning him and his brother, so he keeps a extra tight grip on me at night to make sure I won't go anywhere without him knowing, I thought he was fast asleep but he sat up a little kissing my cheek I blushed a little but stayed still I noticed his breath hitch as he moved his arm that was draped over my waist up taking a grip on my breast "ummm baby" he muttered slowly gropeing me I smiled a little, alright I'll let him have a sleepy grope as we are halfway through the month he kept going for a while his little groans and grunts getting louder and more vocal as he was obviously getting close I could feel his rock hard erection on my back as his hand slipped away a moment down to my stomach tugging down my little shorts I sleep in i was curious what he was up to so I let him continue, he pushed my shorts down alot and pushed his boxers down holding his cold base a moment his tip meeting my pussy "What do you think your doing?" I ask making him jump back in shock falling out of bed with a loud yelp "You where awake?" He asks carefully poking his head from below the bed as I turned to see him and I nod "how long?" He asks "Before you even kissed me I was awake Sammy" I laugh "Please don't burn my comics" he pleads "I'll let you off, but this was you're one bit of leway mr, as we are halfway through the month anymore I will burn your comics" I warn "Thank you baby" he smirked getting back into bed and giving my cheek a kiss as he frustratingly pulled his boxers back up.

Day 21:

I laid in bed reading my book with just the little light on the bedside table on, Sammy was reading his comic, his arm around me as we read. I smiled a moment as I got to a new chapter turning and giving him a kiss. "Aww, what was that for baby?" He asks "Because I wuv you, very much" I smile "N'aawww I wuv you too" he smiles giving my head a kiss and returning his attention to his comic's I read my book for a good long while till I glanced at Samuel and I noticed his arm was around me and the other was... under the covers holding the comic on his knees a little "Sammy..." I warn "where's that hand going?" I ask "Hu? Uhh knowhere, I had an itch" he says moving his hand out from the covers and returning it to his comic "Yeah an itch" I smirk "I believe you" I said sarcastically "You never believe me," he sighed "I think your doing pretty good at this challenge" I smile "I'm in my own personal hell" he answered "Why?" I asked cuddling him tighter "Because, I've got you living with me now y/n, I see you every day, when your in your little one making breakfast, when your in your little towel just out the shower, and when your snuggled up in bed with me and... It's hard y/n really hard when I'm used to fucking you on a daily basis" he explained "Well not long just nine more days" I smile "If I hadn't died by then" he sighs "You wouldn't die" I laugh "I might, I'm literally a bunny, baby." He says "all I want to do is bounce, eat and fuck" he explained "Humm you are a little bunny Sammy" I smile giving him a kiss making him blush a little as I return to my book for a while again when I spotted out the corner of my eye he put his comic down again resting it on his legs still reading it clearly his hand spilling under our duvet and slyly under the elastic of his boxer shorts I could tell by his movements he was touching himself slowly and carefully as to not attract my attention his grip on me tightened a little as he got progressively faster do I smirked putting my bookmark in and laying my book on the side table and grabbing his wrist making him jump a little. "What is this little hand of yours up to Sammy?" I ask "I uhhh I uhh I ummmm" he says so I pu his comic in my side of the bed pulling his covers down instantly showing his hard erection and his hand holding it under his boxers but I pulled his boxers down anyway to leave him naked below his waist blushing hard with his hand on his hard cock dripping with pre cum "So? What are you up to?" I asked "Jerking off" he blushed "That's-" I began "I know I know! I couldn't take it anymore" he whines "How long?" I ask "The last three or four days, while you've been sleeping." He admitted "Alright, come on" I laugh "Really!" He asks very excited and I nodded climbing on his lap.

"Can we never do that again?" He asks "Ohh it was fun" I giggled "No it wasn't, come on baby your not going to admit you missed me?" He asks as I laid on him just having finished our third sex of the night so far "I did, but maybe weeks off a month is far to long" I smile "Agreed baby" he smirked kissing me sweetly and tipping me over as we kissed do he could be on top again.

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Not really a huge development, but a random thought about the undeveloped wild dragon mom rpg idea thing!

I had a cute concept for an ally dragon and/or love interest? I dunno, I haven’t decided yet how rare the dragon species is gonna be. Like, if there’s gonna be multiple potential eligable batchelor draigs then that could be cute. it could be kinda nostalgic like in the oldest harvest moon games where there was barely much dialogue and it was just like Here A Gift Of A Cheese. Win over your potential mates wiv one (1) interestingly shaped rock and some groovy dragon danceys! Tho I feel like if this other character was instead gonna be the ONLY other dragon npc, then it’d be a total waste to just use that plot thread on the same old ‘literally no chemistry except we need to repopulate the species’ thing that’s been done a bazillion times. mebbe jus b friendz!

Anyway, the idea was that this dragon (preemptively named Roger) would be more based on that extra tiny caterpillar with the brown fluffy catflike face. Lil kitten churro! Lil fluffle mc hug! This would be a valuable pedigree breed from a human perspective. So we have a group of human poachers as a very rare enemy around the jungle, and you’d be able to meet like The One Good Human who keeps this lil dragon pal as his secret pet while all his commanding officers are trying to skin them for their valuable scales. Roger would basically be like a pampered dog, and it’d be a super surreal experience from the perspective of the wolf in this scenario. Why are you sitting on that human’s lap?? What’s that jingle bell around your neck?? WHAT EXACTLY IS A ‘ROGER’??? I’m thinking Roger isn’t 100% oblivious about wild life tho, since after all he’s just being kept at some guy’s wilderness habitat, and he was ‘rescued’ from the wild in the first place. Tho its been so long that he’s lost a lot of his survival skills, and he’s absolutely terrified of returning to the forest. I suppose that’s natural when he was the only one that survived the poachers attacking his nest. Even if he had to survive by becoming a coward and living in servitude to one of the same poachers :( So his sidequest would be a lot of you both learning about each other’s different way of life, and trying to figure out if this human named ‘Owner’ is really the one human who isn’t as evil as sin itself. And Roger has a lot of tales to tell about the mythical ‘Apartment’ land, somewhere across the ocean, where you can sleep in a warm indoors forever and try amazing foods that come out of steel cans! He’s kinda a bit like a cult member sometimes... And.. like.. he’s not even really domesticated or anything, he’s literally like if you stuck a collar on a wolf. One that’s been mentally broken might be able to be obedient to some degree, but they’re still a wild animal that’s potentially dangerous and living in this environment is potentially dangerous to them too. Not to mention he’s probably always almost blowing his human friend’s cover cos he doesn’t know how to stay quiet. “Uhh.. yeah boss... someone ate all the paperwork... it was me. I was sleepwalking.” *muffled yelps of something moderately dragon sized hiding inside a duffel bag* Possibly a sidequest or two could be you sorta helping this human figure out how to take care of Roger properly? like, the human camp doesn’t have any meat rations so he’s completely malnourished. Or he accidentally eats something that’s poisonous to dragons. Or he gets a claw caught in the fence and everyone’s panicking trying to get him out before the seargeant sees him, and then roger is like ‘THIS IS AN OMEN! This is what i get for trying to follow you back to that scary forest! I BELONG IN THE DUFFEL BAGGGGG’

So there’d probably be a choice in the end of whether you wanna prematurely end your story here and let yourself be tamed by this human too, or if you manage to convince Roger to leave. And either way could go good or bad, if you try and force Roger out of his safe home against his will then he’s not gonna magically realise you were ‘right’ as soon as he gets in the wild, he’s just gonna be depressed as fuck and never trust you again. It’s more about making him realise that he’s being delusional about the housepet life being 100% safe, and about it really being what he wants. And hell, you could even help him work through his past traumas while coming to the opposite realization about yourself, and deciding that living with humans is actually where you’re meant to be. Orrrrr you could decide to go with Roger before actually talking out all these issues, and you could end up being dragged into this paranoid worship of humans and never feel safe again for a single day of your life even as you tell yourself its the safest place on earth. ‘They won’t kill me cos I’m useful, I have to stay cute forever’ is a pretty messed up way to live your life! Oh, or you could just get a version where you chose to dislike all the stuff about being a pet, yet went along with it anyway cos Roger Wuv, which ends in the absolute opposite of all cheesy romance endings because seriously yo don’t give up your entire life for your man!

And then like The True Route would have Roger’s human owner finishing up his redemption route, basically. He’s been doubting his boss’s orders and he hid Roger as his pet to protect him, but he hasn’t been brave enough to actually try and stand up and stop all of this. Him and Roger are very well matched in fear! So ultimately if you do everything right he’ll be inspired by your beautiful tale of small animal romance to go forth and protect you, even at the cost of his own life! The ending would play out the same as if you get Roger to leave him, but instead the human seemingly abandons him and vanishes overnight. After a few weeks of sorrow, he actually comes back... along with a giant fleet of more human soldiers! Aaaa, is it an invasion?! but for some reason these humans fight off the bad humans and take them to ‘arrest’ for ‘illegal smuggling of dragons’ and you don’t understand any of these words but OK something is happening I guess!! And it’s all yay, but then Roger’s human has to leave again, this time for a much longer time. he went back home and told the authorities about the smuggling operation, but that meant confessing that he was part of it too. So he’s got a long sentence to carry out... And then depending on whether you sided with the pro-wild or pro-tame philosophy, your lil family’s fate is different. The good guy humans might just set you free into the wild again and promise to protect your forest from this ever happening again. (Tho you get a weird tag on your back foot and some vaccinations for rabies.) Or, if Roger never managed to adjust back into the wild, then the human scientists conclude that you’ll never survive on your own now, and the humans need to take responsibility for what they’ve done. So you don’t get to stay with that one particular human, but you get rehomed to a wildlife sanctuary and get even more snuggles from even more nice people. ^_^ And then it could be kinda bittersweet cos dragons live very long. From your perspective you thankfully didn’t have to wait too much until you could see your first human friend again, but you barely even recognise him cos 20 years in prison does a lot to a person. Oh, and in the version where you stay in the forest, he’d actually join with the wildlife conservationists after he finishes his sentence, so he’s finally able to see you every day! 20 long years and seeing his lil pet Roger again was his only reason to live. And now he can meet your whole big ol cuddly dragon family!

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HELLO GHOSTCRAFTER PLEASE BRING ME YOUR FINEST GHOSTS

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW WARHAMMER NOW DOES FANTASY? GUESS WHO JUST FOUND OUT WARHAMMER DOES FANTASY

seriously ive like Always wanted to do tabletop games as a hobby, but i was never socially confident enough and also Warhammer In Particular Requires Money

But i just Took A Risk And Dived Into The Store and then the cashier was really helpful AND also it turns out the series has changed a lot since i was a kid! Now there's multiple scenarios including a fantasy one, instead of just the grungey edgelord sci fi! Sure its grungey edgelord fantasy too but fantasy is better cos fantasy can have GHOSTS!!! man i wanna learn more about the rules cos yo can you mix and match stuff? Could i have ghosts AND zombies AND vampires??? Do i really have to restrict my monster wuv...?

Oh and also NO BIGOTRY ANYMORE which is always a plus! There was only one female faction in the space thing back then, and they were creepy bondage sexy ladies who stab themselves and use their orgasm power to fuel their magic or something. Like it just said "magic fueled by suffering" but uhh..when theyre all skimpily dressed and doing O-faces it uhh..DOESNT SEEM LIKE THIS IS PUNISHMENT TO THEM. I cant believe people reccommeded that to me as a 12 year old just cos it was the only "girl one".like i mean i know the definition of the gane is gonna be violent and Dark but like you should still categorize some stuff as maybe Even Darker And Perhaps Not Sell To Smol Childe. Having green blood on your axe is a bit tamer than goddamn fifty shades in space! So yeah glad that's not the only option now and i can have a wonderfully ghoulish lady ghost who's like a bedsheet spoop but a wedding veil and then there's a skeleton underneath it. Mmmyeah thats quality monster! TRULY WHAT ALL WOMEN ASPIRE TO BE

Oh and yeah the ghosts just look SO GOOD! they have a great design aesthetic of floaty smokeyness but also skeletal zombieness. And the smoke colours are very Aesthetic to make up for the fact you cant actually have translucent plastic. And they all have super dynamic poses swinging all.sorts of cool.weapons on chains and sticks just so they had an excuse to spice up an otherwise ordinary figure. And then MAN when there's the ones that are dynamically posed AND also have a really unusual design?? God my heart just explodes. I looooove these spoops~

And man i hope i can work up the courage to go back and ask the cashier more questions next time! I wanna know the specifics of the rules and how creative im allowed to get with them. How different can i paint them? How am i allowed to mod my figures? Can you mix and match figures from each faction? Do you just have to rp as the plain army description for each faction or can you make up your own division of the ghost dudes who are Not Tormented and Not Ruled With An Iron Fist and instead have a Nice Boss Who Takes Them Out For Milkshakes? Also can i put little top hats on them?

And maaaaan seriously i already have so many ideas for alternate plotlines for these guys!! Its SUCH A WASTE! the short summary mentions that you become a ghost if you're "not good enough for [warhammer equivelant of heaven] and evil enough for [warhammer equivelant of hell]". But then ALL OF THEM ARE JUST EVIL ANYWAY. "Not evil enough" but still every single unit description is "he was an executioner/hunter/serial killer/world's worst criminal ever/he has so style he has no grace t t this stabman stabs u in th face." Like seriously where are my actual morally gray dudes who did bad stuff for good reasons or good stuff for sinful reasons or straddled the line between redemption and temptation or like MAN THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS OF PURGATORY PERSON! Like why not bring up all the completely good people who might get unfairly sentenced here if this world's angel faction has as many corrupt priests as the real world? Ghosts of unwed mothers, unbaptised children, lgbt and other minorities the church is bigoted against, people falsely accused of crimes by corrupt pastors, peope whose mental illness is blamed as 'demon possession', teenage brides who didnt accept their 'holy' arranged mariage to a man twice their age, poor people who just didnt donate enough to the church caddy, etc. Or even just plain normal people? Like if you don't believe that humans are inherantly good you might damn Ol George Farmerson for "not doing anything with his life". Norse mythology had a "bad place" like that, everyone went to Helheim even if they werent evil, just for not "dying a warrior's death". And a lot of the worst child abusing christians twist the scripture to claim that all children are born sinful and have to work off this goddamn debt they gained through no fault of their own.

So yeah i was thinking of having a Nighthaunt faction division where i replace all their weapons with stuff like gardening tools and etc. Farmer of doom! Librarian of death! Single mother of pain! Kindly grandpa neighbour of ultimate power! Just all the lost souls of people who weren't super evil dudes. Maybe even theme it like theyre all from the same village? Maybe the entire place was damned for the sins of one man. Just generally criticize the hell out of the way all these dumbass gods organize their damn afterlife.

And then i could have a warden/general character who's Actually Nice and Actually Tries To Help These Ghosts Work Off Their Sentence. Kindly support worker type person. Treats it like voluntary work and extracurricular classes for people recovering from illness. Does all this paperwork and arranges little art classes and weekly walks around the park for all the grandmas. "Let's do the five-point recovery star to help plan our goals for the future!" Support ghost is here to help u accept ur new damned existance, and help progress up the employment ladder of hell~!

And then i was also thinking SHAMELESS CHARON CROSSOVER! i mean itd be so cool to have a ghost dude who's been damned for being a corrupt tax collector or something. And if he was all hunched over and grumply with some claw hands. And if he was this physically weak type due to his crimes not really being of the fighty sort. And if he was a grandpa. And small. I AM ABSOLUTELY JUSTIFIED IN SAYING CHARON WOULD FIT PERFECTLY INTO THIS WORLD!! Also it woukd actually be cool if i could mix and match units and i just had one single holy creature in this army of doom. Like a lil pixie type thing like rotom! An innocent barely-sentient angel glowybab, who's inexplicably latched onto this motley crew of spoops and seems to see a spark of goodness in them. Like the whole "youre a punished ghost cos you suck but you did One Good Thing so here's a small chance to escape your fate" myth thats common to a lot of cultures. And the dude usually ruins his one chance by being greedy again, blablabla. That would really fit Charon! So like i dunno maybe this rotom-equivelant lil celestial fairy could be the soul of a baby or a cat or something that he saved when he was alive? Like i dunno his final heist went catatrophically wrong and he accidentally knocked over a lantern and set the place on fire. And he could have been able to escape if he'd just been as selfish as usual, but he heard a kid crying from inside the burning building and he ran back inside to try and save them. And uhh.. He still failed. They both died. And now he's stuck on afterlife death row but this lil angel still comes to visit and cheers him on. And a bunch of other redeemable and/or falsely accused non evil ghosts all ended up becoming his buddies too and now they're all fighting together to find a better future~! (Charon: I'VE NEVER HAD SO MANY FRIENDS! :'D ...what is their resale value)

SO YEAH IN SUMMARY I LOVV GHOST AND ADDING GHOST MAKES ALL UR GAMES MUCH MORE BETTER now plz let me be nice to ghost, srsly it sucks that their whole deal is "theyre all being tortured constantly and not even their boss gives a shit about them". I dont wanna play as a ghost torturer!! I BOUGHT THIS GHOSTE BECOS I LOVV THIS GHOSTE