#anyway tl;dr asbestos tummy is now a real condition. i’m coining it | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fingertipsmp3 · 2 years

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In some other news, I’ve come to the conclusion that while my mom got asbestos hands (can pick up hot things and doesn’t care) and my grandma got an asbestos mouth (drinks tea that is actively boiling), I have an asbestos tummy

#reading reviews of my new heat pad that are like ‘it burned me!’ and ‘setting 3 is way too hot unless you lay material between the pad #and your body’#meanwhile i had the thing on setting three and directly against my skin and was like ‘fucking… this is not hot enough’#like don’t get me wrong it’s HOT but i’m the type of bitch who loses her hot water bottle covers because she doesn’t use them #if i don’t have red welts on my stomach has it even worked #the heat pad is fine though. i like how portable it is and how fast it warms up. i’ve got to remember to keep it charged though because #if there’s ever a time i need this and it’s dead i will also be passing away #the thing i really don’t like about hot water bottles is waiting for the kettle to boil and then worrying about scalding myself while trying #to pour (which i’ve absolutely done before when i’ve been dizzy and nauseous)#either way i’m just glad i have another option. like what if i had a friend staying with me and we were synced; or she was cold in bed #and i had a back pain. these are the things i think about #my old flatmate did actually borrow my hot water bottle for like 3 months straight and i was kind of okay because it’s not my sole pain #relief method; but then i had a really bad time and i was like ‘girl i need this back’ and she was like ‘okay :(‘#she was mostly using it because she was cold. she ended up buying a winter duvet. i don’t think anyone explained english winters to her #but that was a whole thing and i don’t want to repeat it tbh #anyway tl;dr asbestos tummy is now a real condition. i’m coining it #personal

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