#anyway this was for funsies bc shes perfect in every way and i wanted to gif her omg

[chrisbangs]

Chugnha .:. STRESS MCountdown [250213]

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

charlie stealing the wings off adam's corpse for herself and vaggie thinks that's hot AU, blame @a-cold-day-in-pentagram-city for this not me

the cannibals eat the rest of the first dude but dont wanna deal with plucking out feathers so charlie and vaggie scoop up all the wings left over from the dead angels in their front yard, shoving them in a side room of the new hotel

after a bit charlie's like "Should we.... send his wings BACK up there? For burial or something???" and vaggie's like "We could I guess." and charlie's already stroking the wings "Kinda pretty aren't they? When he's not wearing them anyway." which makes vaggie actually look at the wings charlie's petting and go "You know. They ARE kinda the same gold color as your hair...." and they both stare at the wings, and at each other,

and then charlie's in front of a full length mirror checking herself out as Vaggie holds the wings up behind her and they're giggling a little bc really this is so SO morbidly disrespectfully silly but DAMN does charlie look gooooooood with her mom's ex's fancy wings- in fact she looks so good and feels so smug about it that her and vaggie get a little distracted and

charlie drags her dad aside the next morning "Dad I need wings it's important don't ask why but can you please help please" and shapeshifer luicfer's delighted like "OH YOU ENJOY CHANGING YOUR LIVING FLESH VESSEL TOO?? GOSH GOLLY THIS IS ANOTHER PERFECT FATHER DAUGHTER BONDING MOMENT!!!" charlie stops him right there "Dad no I don't want to grow the wings myself there's already a specific pair I want" which has lucifer doing the supportive but confused "??? Okay char-char? What... what wings did you had in m-" charlie holds up the limp wings of her mom's ex / her girlfriend's shitty ex employer "These ones. Don't ask." - "Wh.. why those ones-" - "DAD PLEASE I SAID DON'T ASK."

he doesn't ask. he tries not to think about it either. after all it's a fun chaotic creation request from his daughter and tbh the idea of her having rubber ducky colored wings is very cuuuute to him so it's pretty easy not to think any further past it than that

until he sees a thrilled charlie on her way, leaping and almost crashing out the nearest window before her angel gf swoops in to catch her. seeing chaggie together reminds lucifer of him and lilith, like always, and he sighs in wistful happiness, like always- until he freezes in a cold terror, shaken to the core by the sudden knowledge that he might someday have to explain to his estrange wife why their daughter is flying around on the wings of the dead guy his wife rejected once and who sent murder angels down to kill their people every year for funsies

... on second thought, lilith might be the MOST excited about that of anyone. Or, almost anyone, if the emotionally scaring sounds of chaggie fliting mid air are anything to go by

[berrymeter]

Tell me about the pope??? I am intrigued

looks off into the distance ... the pope... okay let me switch my music maybe there's better fitting music for this. freak music works better. oh btw this is exceedingly long sorry it took me like a year to respond i had to fact check every other word bc imagine understanding this & retaining it

ok so .

she! um. ok there is a lot going on here but the way i can simplify it is that she was a human who got merged with the univ.ersal will (an entity from the source code of the universe created by some guy to try & aid humanity to thrive but it misinterpreted shit & wants to erase humanity now), & then the some guy i just mentioned ended up Also ended up being absorbed by her except at this point he was fucked up & sick & twisted not necessarily evil but he causes problems on purpose for funsies. btw he's not just "some guy" he's one of the... three? smartest humans ever recorded but like that doesn't matter rn we're talking abt ar.iels. ummm anyway she fucking hates humanity & wants to destroy it ofc thanks unive.rsal will very cool. it's also fun bc she's the pope so she does evil shit & everyone's kinda like "oh yeah let's go along i mean she's the pope we can't argue". well until she gets her ass fucking kicked i guess. she's currently in jail & we don't know what's up w the unive.rsal will BUT the "some guy" is not with her anymore as of rn maybe he took it with him? who knows. hold up where even is cha.os *goes to check* oh right he was just sitting on a beach last we know ok cool. feel free to ask about cha.os as well ........ if i can explain

anyway so now that u haven't understood any of this bc believe me i'm barely keeping up with this myself at any point in time ari.els manipulates a lot of ppl into doing awful shit making them believe she's doing it ~for humanity~ or for their personal goals. like

contacting bedm.an to enlist his services as a hitman bc "oh don't worry we're gonna create an ideal world where you can bring your sister back to life & also every person you kill too! i just need you to kill these ppl & follow my orders first teehee!" then, as he's about to die, tells him she's been using him the entire time & he almost killed her in response but died right before he could do so. ask me about bed.man for more detail . he's one of the most ...... characters ...

getting the conclave to revive jus.tice because uhghgghh shaping the world however they want. idk i don't think wanting to ahve the power to reshape the world is like Good so yea the con.clave were kept in the dark on some things but also like... they were not good ...

she started replacing the vaccines the japanese colony were getting with placebo vaccines. um. the whole deal with this is certainly something too but basically japan is gone from the surface of the earth & the survivors were put in colonies "for their protection" a century ago (it was really a quarantine bc genetic modification was being observed so the UN were like ohhhh that's kinda fucked up stay away). japan vanished due to a mutation a bunch of them were afflicted with that turned them into living bombs & also they were in a lot of pain & as a result That Man (that's what they called him) just fucking. blew up japan. a.. ask me about... detail........

uhhh the val.entines. basically she's creating ppl based on like... Another Girl Who Is Also The Mc's Dead But Not Anymore Girlfriend. they're created to run her errands basically but also even if they're created as emotionless they always end up developing them anyway? ram.lethal is a valentine! her & her sister el.phelt! though they're technically all sisters kinda, ram & el were created at the same time & both given emotions but kinda went in opposite directions w them. anyway they're also to be used in the plan to reshape the world bc ar.iels wants to merge either el or ram with ju.stice to 'create the first True Real Perfect Human' & go from there with the whole reshaping the world thing. uhhh btw jus.tice is? a gear... um... ask me about her too if u want ....... there is a lot going on here but i swear it all makes sense somehow ......

i can't think of anything else to add except that she cosplayed gam.zee when she revealed that she's actually trying to fuck everyone up lmao um. dont miss it! juggalo pope!

[quinnie28]

Hello! If you’re still doing matchups, please do a pjo one for me

I’m am entj, bi, nb. Im 5’7 with long wavy red hair. I like fashion, watch me turn into your Pinterest gf & your tiktok bf at once bc gender. I do divination, paint, am in a band and write. Also I make plushies for fun. Heard I'm intimidating. I try to be nice and polite though. Sure I can and will fairly beat you up, that happens, but I swear I'm not unfriendly. I’m social, stubborn, optimistic, bossy, vain, confident and altruistic. Sort of a mom friend/leader? And empathetic though idk where that came from since Im a narc. I'm also rly ambitious, I like the responsibility and power equally. Not just for the funsies, taking care of others makes me gen happy too. Esp kids, they r lovely. Would hate to be taken care of though, I prefer to get space if I'm unwell. If we r dating you can go off do ur duties, we can eat dinner together or train that's enough quality time. Speaking of my partner - I prefer equally (or more) driven people, they motivate me & we can push each other further. They can get a bit unhinged as a treat. Also someone who can make me smile sometimes. Idc how, be rude and unpleasant for all I care, as long as it's amusing. I can be nice for both lol. My type Is people/characters that were made to be disliked.When I confessed to a guy and my entire friend group was like stop,, hope he doesn't feel the same way please don't get together. Im a Percy (hp) apologist and my favourite character from Luca was Ercole which says a lot. I like to be affectionate. Giving gifts is a must even if I'm broke. My fav God is Apollo but I think my mom would be Venus?

kins: sasha waybright, amity, daphne blake

Thank you for doing this

-💎

Hi love!

TYSM for your ask, every single one brightens my day.

Anyways, quick story before we get into your matchup. So I was lying awake at like, 3am, thinking about your ask, and I couldn't figure it out! I went to go get a drink of water and that's when it came to me. I think you'd be perfect with Clarisse La Rue!

★ I headcanon she's bi or pan, so she's very intrigued by your *gendermess* [please excuse me if that's not the right term]

★ I mean, she's a daughter of Ares... sooo... yeah, she's pretty driven

★ EVEN ARES AND APHRODITE ARE A COUPLE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAYYYYYYY

★ The entire camp loves you when get along, but if you fight, they're all hiding in Bunker 9

★ She won't take care of you, but secretly loves to be fussed over

★ Also, Clarisse is a bit softer when it's just you two, but she projects a very tough exterior

Anyways, hope you enjoy love!

[starlitflowers-secretgarden]

Here goes!

Do you base the time princess on yourself, make up a character, make them similar to the MCs of each story, or do something else entirely?

so like my avatar i do base on my appearance irl. As for how I play I originally started playing with the intention of making the most destructive choices possible for funsies, but Queen Marie was such a fun and charming story I started playing it more like i thought the MC would the way it was written or to like rewrite history and anyway i eventually make all choices to get 100% completions in the long run.

Favorite cat name! Do you keep the defaults or do you name them?

Cheese is my favorite I’ve seen so far. I usually keep the defaults but once I get a full fleet of 6 star ktties, I plan to give them all super deranged names like little bastarrt man and whatnot

Favorite piece of fanart

This one is soooooooooo lovely! https://www.tumblr.com/starlitflowers-secretgarden/670439332993286144/all-the-details-in-this-art-audwins-wedding This same artist also has a gorgeous one of the pumpkin night set.

Best and worst clothing sets

Best: Spring’s Awakening, Love’s Rulebook, Pumpkin Night, Bloody Mary, Secret Garden (the origin of my blog name—starlit flowers is the necklace in this outfit)

Worst: Ok I can’t choose just one, though Birthday Jingle is up there if I had to choose just one. Probably unpopular opinions, but also I hate Sweet Cowgirl (ugly) Lynx’s Dream (ugly) and both Kisosen sets (appropriation).

Best and worst story

Best Story: ahhhh so many good ones. Queen Marie and Gotham are some well developed ones, and I still love them. My most controversial love is Swan Lake. It’s got the lowest ratings, but it’s one of my favoritesssss

Wrost story: Helen of Sparta is absolute trash and I hated every second of it. The clothes are pretty though, and uh they shure did make Aphrodite sexy

Any you’ve been wanting to play but haven’t yet?

The perfect storm looks so fun! Also, I’ve had Little Women downloaded for so long the companions are approaching level 10 even though I haven’t played it yet. I want to read the book first but i keep getting sidetracked by other books.

Favorite minigame

Kitty Tea Party

Do you use the in-game chat?

Not often, since it moves so fast and is hard to follow. And the Code for New Players spam is obnoxious. But one time when the game was still only a few months old and chat was less overwhelming, I hopped on and a bunch of us all ended up helping a young one through her first period while her mom was at work bc she didn’t know why she was bleeding and was freaking out about it and hadn’t been taught much about what to expect.

Do you read/write fic? Drop your recommendations 👀

I do! I post my fic on AO3 with the username semiprofessional_cheese.  Here’s my Time Princess fic that’s posted: https://archiveofourown.org/users/semiprofessional_cheese/works?fandom_id=55537905

 Also a great fic I’ve been reading through is Memoirs of a Girl Detective, which goes more in depth into the events of Gotham Memoirs, and you can explore the dating routes for Davis, Vitto, and my beloved Charlotte. It’s on AO3 here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29544153/chapters/72602403

Any other games you’re into?

I play Shinning Nikki. And I used to play PokemonGo a lot, but not as much anymore. That’s it for mobile games. In the console gaming sector, I play minecraft, stardew valley, and I’m excited about the upcoming release of Miraculous: Rise of the Sphinx

Who’s your favorite character?

Audwin! No, Charlotte! No Vitto! No, Akira! No, Ha Jin-Hyuk! No, Salvia! Can’t decide, but those are some favorites.

What kind of love interest do you tend to go for 👀

Usually, I go for the kinda villainous emo baby bois, or the badass best girlfriends.

Free space!

ILY Dove this was a fun one!!!! :3

Thought of a DUTP ask game! Anyone who sees this post is free to join and tag :3 I'm gonna post this as template and then rb with my own answers 👉👈

Do you base the time princess on yourself, make up a character, make them similar to the MCs of each story, or do something else entirely?

Favorite cat name! Do you keep the defaults or do you name them?

Favorite piece of fanart

Best and worst clothing sets

Best and worst story

Any you've been wanting to play but haven't yet?

Favorite minigame

Do you use the in-game chat?

Do you read/write fic? Drop your recommendations 👀

Any other games you're into?

Who's your favorite character?

What kind of love interest do you tend to go for 👀

Free space!

Tagging some mutuals off the top of my head (sorry if i forgor U also no pressure!!) @slugluvvr @math-turbation @felinaszsz @loraculis @battleaxeproficiency @nevereacheaven @mistymaples @maddsmallow

[thedegenerateasexual]

just for funsies i checked the air dates of the seminal episodes 3.19 Letharia Vulpina and 3.22 De-Void and they are february 17 2014 and march 10 2014

with that knowledge in hand here are some fun facts, come down nostalgia lane w/ me:

i started shipping this stupid thing on march 10th 2014 and i can feel nice and superior about being here ALMOST from the get-go

prior to 3.19 only SIXTEEN ENTIRE FICS for that pairing had been published

when i got on AO3 immediately after the ep aired to look for derek/chris there were 23 fics published

there are now 158, but most of them have kn*tting or other ships/tropes i don't like, so i'm STILL #suffering

i've now read the first Ever derek/chris fic and it's not actually too bad! tho i prefer them set after allison dies just to spare her the trauma

less than one short month later i got distracted by some whackjob named barnes and his pretty blonde wife which is probably why it took me this long to get around to writing this shit

speaking of that shit i wrote, i sighed longingly about wanting to catch up on some Bad TV back on may 1st, and had the entirety of the show on my HD by may 3rd

on may 10th i confessed to reading some Bad TV Fic (i'll be honest, i tried some st*rek furst because they write a good derek, but...i can’t deal he’s a MINOR so eventually i went back to looking for fic of my Real Preference. sadly there was very little)

i half-heartedly began an outline file of the fic i sorta-kinda thought about writing on may 30th, but it was just a list of bullet points about my particular interpretations of their characters, no real plot other than "catch kate together"

on june 12th, while making a sandwich, i was ruminating on chris argent and trying to decide if i could make him more interesting to me since currently his main role was just being kind of horrified at his sister and a good character that does not make, when Suddenly i had an idea about a story he tells in season 1

i immediately flew to my computer, messaged @marcusanthotius, and said something like "emily can i tell you about this idea i just had it might be a little bit of a text wall sorry" and she was like "sure" and then i told her and over the course of the conversation she went from "damn that sounds neat" to "I'M SO MAD I DON'T EVEN GO HERE BUT I REALLY WANT TO READ THIS NOW"

i know it was on june 12th while making a sandwich because i saved the conversation for future reference so i wouldn't lose the idea and i said "suddenly while making a sandwich my brain threw me this idea" and she said "it's always mid sandwich or laundry isn't it" which is a very correct observation

(completely forgot until i reread it that one of my points of beef with chris's first version of the story came from someone nitpicking wildlife facts on tvtropes, which i had been reading the previous night - not only do bats that bite not live anywhere near but that's not actually how rabid dogs act; the story was probably done that way to make an obvious comparison to werewolves, factual shit be damned. considering how the show always points out otherwise when the wildlife is acting weird, like when wolves or bioluminescent fireflies show up where they aren't supposed to)

(spoilers: it worked & he’s pretty interesting to me now)

anyway she was like "not to be a bad influence but you should write this" so i made my story doc on june 12th also, but it stayed empty for five days because i was busy perfecting my outline and pacing and shit

on june 18th, 3 years, 3 months, and 9 days after 3.22 De-Void aired, i started writing thing. talk about playing the long game

i poked and prodded at it off and on until june 21, which was my birthday, and got distracted by other things (presents!) and kind of half-gave-up on it because Sex Scenes Are Hard To Write, Okay

on july 9th the 6B trailer dropped. the very last thing i said before i watched it was "yeah i heard a rumor derek's coming back but i'm not holding my breath lol" which frankly is fucking iconic

im gonna take a small moment to send silent appreciation for those 5 seconds of derek hale footage in which i was truly, unironically, living my BEST possible life

NEEDLESS TO SAY i was pretty fucking excited bc my wordcount for that day was 1800

(started this blog on july 14th which just goes to show you im incapable of writing something without also blogging about it, posted this gem one week later on the 21st which goes to show i’m bad at having a secret ship, though i guess keeping it a secret for 3+ years isn’t too bad)

& the rest is history i wrote over 1k for nearly every single day between then & aug8, which is when i finished my rough draft, posted that shit 24h later

which means from conception to posting it took 71 days but from the time i wrote the first word to the time i wrote the last one, 51 days, just under 2 months, and if we don't count the piddling done prior to the 6B trailer it's more like 31 days

anyway those were the best 31 days i've had all year, wouldn't trade 'em for anything