#anyway the fact that it set the sensor off was impressive. mabel literally doesn’t set the sensor off most of the time
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fingertipsmp3 · 1 year ago
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Somebody’s cat just set off the security light and scared the absolute shit out of me lol
#for a little clarification; our light is pretty hard to set off lol#sometimes mabel going out to pee doesn’t set it off and i have to stand on the step and wave my arms so she doesn’t have to pee in the dark#the neighbours’ light will come on if a leaf moves but ours pretty much requires somebody who is 6’+ to be standing right in front of it#so i saw our light come on and i was ready to fight. literally knocked the ottoman over in my haste to get up lmaoooo#only to see this fucking GIGANTIC cat on top of our fence; causing the fence to sway with the weight of its body; looking at me#with the goofiest expression i have ever seen an animal make#and then it just fucking vanished into the night like something in a gothic novel#when i say ‘gigantic’. i feel the need to clarify that this was not a british big cat situation. this was not el chupacabra#this was not even a wildcat or anything. it was just a maine coon or maybe a crossbreed of such#anyway the fact that it set the sensor off was impressive. mabel literally doesn’t set the sensor off most of the time#and she is a dog. a terrier admittedly… but she is kind of tall for a terrier#she weighs 12kg. is that anything?#anyway. if you need me i’ll be closing the curtains because i don’t need the mini heart attack again#i was so ready to brain a grown man with the flycatcher lantern thing that doesn’t work#and instead i get an enormous cat testing the structural integrity of my fence. i mean it’s definitely better but also…… why#personal
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