#anyway the day further derailed because godkid 1 & 2 got into a fight
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kvetching ahead, topic: godkid’s school.
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BRUH my godson had his first parents’ day and i went along coz he wanted me to and the review his white teacher said was so ?????
problem 1 - he can’t communicate in straight english, I.e. there’s always a word or two from another language mixing in. my colonizer brother, the kid knows FIVE LANGUAGES. he’s FIVE YEARS OLD. i doubt the teacher could speak a language other than English???
my friends (the parents) were livid. the teacher was basically saying that since my godkid is half-brit (and not even white, god forbid) only, then of course he’s gonna have a hard time with language and we were like ??? he has no problems speaking any of the languages he knows, and we’re not in ENGLAND. this is a YOU problem. ofc the kid is going to know the local language and it will mix in. he’s FIVE. oh my god???? the racial undertones were rancid.
problem 2 - he can read fine but they’re not sure about his comprehension re: what he read. my friend was like, “yeah WE taught him how to read at home but isn’t it high time YOU also do your jobs?” lmao. the other kids in the class don’t even know HOW to read, and they come at my godkid for this? he should be put in an advanced class at this point.
this is not a cheap school. this is an international British school where expats send their kids and the quality is just so shitty oh my god esp given the insane tuition yall have to pay per kid.
#anyway the day further derailed because godkid 1 & 2 got into a fight#coz 2 threw a pillow and it hit 1 in the eye straight on#needless to say there were lots of tears and we each had a kid to handle lmao#coz 3 is crawling and putting everything in his mouth#I��m so tired HAHAHA I can’t even imagine being the actual parents#I’m just an extra pair of hands and arms trying to keep these kids alive#personal#godkid chronicles#i talk about these kids a lot because I’m with them a lot#since they live so near my office 🤣🤣
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