#anyway thank u Ava but also fuck u I can’t believe u write such masterpieces

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HOLD UP HELLO HE R E EI AM LONELY AGAIN AT 2 AM IN THE MORNING SCREAMING GASPING THROWING UP WHEEZING FIGHTING BLEEDING LOSING !;&:£3&3@3

ITS THE WAY I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA SLAP THE MOMENT I SAW HERODOTUS’ NAME ON TJERE ever since I played assassins creed odyssey I’ve been obsessed with the Greeks and their mythology and my man herodotus NEVER MISSES !!! also he was very cute in the game AVA PLAY IT 1!1!2!

OKAY ANYWAH BADK TO THIS I’m literally such a massive fucking history Whore so seeing this paired w the Greek and Roman mixture of themes I was so on it I NEEDED to inhale this !!!!

okay so first of all WHY DID U START IT SO ANGSTY TF (!;!;&; I WAS LIKE HELLO WHAT DID MINHO DO TO YOU ,!&;;& no but it was so haunting to have him explain what an impression the mc left on him wowowowow

mc tryna get away from him 💀💀 she really said average dick energy 🤒 BUT IT WAS SO SAD SEEING HER SO INSECURE AND AFRAID THAT MINHO ONLY LUSTED AFTER HER 😭😭😭 big time emo hours I came here for cock and left W tears

ALSO I KNOW U DID THIS ON PURPOSE THE PUN IS SO GENIUS

Aside from that tho the atmosphere ??? The setting ???? Ur so GOOD with establishing a place which is so unlike the modern times like I’m instantly transported to another historical period and when I say I WANT !!! THIS !!! ESCAPISM !!!! PLS !!! Like every reference to the Greek gods too when mc mentions “Eros’ arrows striking her heart” LYRICAL GENIUS METHINKS 😋😋 eros when are u gonna do that to me and chan I’ve waited long enough 😐

The OLD PRIEST CARRIED OMFGGGGG OLD MAN GETTING A PREMIUM PENSION HOME FOR HIS MOVES !!!! his kindness towards mc and him smirking and shit about the future king KNOWS they were meant to me !!!

Also speaking of minho and mc meeting did u know that I’m a WHORE MY GOD 😭💧💧😭 MINHO DIDNT HAVE TO BE SO HOT MY GOD IM JEALOUS OF Y/N IM JEALOUS OF MYSELF

when he helped her 🥺🥺 take off her jewellery 🥺🥺 maybe I don’t hate 🥺🥺 all men 🥺🥺

HE WAS SO GENTLE BYE and then it 😁😁😁 became not so gentle 😁😁😁😁 ahahaa aha a a😁😁😁😁😁😁

WHEN U DESCRIBED AS MINHO BECOMING EROS PERSONIFIED I LITERALLY £:83&393@39383&33 WOWOWOWOW APHRODITE IN SHAMBLES HER SON IS A FLOP NEXT TO MINHO WBK 🤕🙏🏼

okay but you do not understand ava

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THE SMUT .

THE FUCKIGN SMUT TENSJSJ;£:&:‘ I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO WORKED UP OVER SEXUAL CONTENT IN WRITING I THOUGHT I HAD BECOME IMMUNE BUT U HUMBLED ME SO BADLY

it’s the detailllllsssss man like over describing shit makes the smut boring but YOU !!!! RIGHT DESCRIPTION AT THE RIGHT TIME EVERY KISS EVERY TEASE MY GOD I WAS HOLDING ONTO MY BED SIDE FOR DEAR LIFE

This fucked W me so badly good fucking hades

But then u went fucking FURTHER IT KEPT GOING AND THEN U DROPPED THIS FUCKING PARA AND I HAD TO EAT MY FUCKING FIST

Like ,!&;!;&: MY GODDESS ,!;&:’e TO BE MINHOS MYLITTA ;!&;:’dne

I FELT IT I FELT IT SO SO BADLY

when the orgasm was so hard i nearly flew off him 🤒🤒🤒 pogo stick outta his cock 🥴🥴🥴

OK BUT WHY DID U ADD ANGST(!;&;’ AND FLUFF !;&;’d WHAT WAS THE REASON,!;&;’

this was so cute fuck u MINHO BEING CUTE AFTER COMPLETELY REARRANGING MY ORGANS IT SHOULDNT MAKE SENS E E E E EIMNSO HURT

When mc tried to slip away I wanted to die THEYRE CLEARLY IN LOVE W EACH OTHER ,!:&:’dn HELLLOOOOOOOOOO Minho searching for her broke my heart I hate angst I hate u I need a refund 😐😐😐

SEUNGMIN 💀💀💀 carried the whole fic in one line WHY WAS HE RUBBING SALT ON THE WOUND SVREEAMING G GG. but guess he helped 🙄🙄🙄 maybe I’ll give him all my coins in the next festival

DAW G THE REUNION 👁💧👄💧👁 HOW TO EXPRESS INTO WORDS IT WAS SO SWEET HIM CONFESSING TO HER THAT ITS REAL LOVE AND NOT SOME CASUAL LUST WOWOWOWW MINHO HAS MY WHOLE HEART I LOVE ONE MAN ONLY CHAN DOES NOT EXIST

this .!:!:’s THIS !;&;’dn SWEET AS FUCKKKK

When the wedding happened bye I was GIGGLING 😐😐😐😐 I WAS SO HAPPY FOR THEM

this had no right cockblocking me in such a way UR A MENACE

The end tho 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 ahahahahah don’t be shy send the cut scenes I know u got them locked ahahahahahaa 😁😁😐😐🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼

OKAY BUT THAT WAS SUCH AN EMPTIONAL SEXUAL ROLLERCOASTER (!;&;’r OVERALL AN AMAZING FIC WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG TIME AND ONCE AGAIN UVE PROVEN THAT UVE OUTSOLD STAYBLR ‼️‼️‼️

Ritual

Pairing: Lee Minho x Reader (fem)

Genre: smut, romance, angst, fluff; oneshot; historical!AU, magical!realism (?), soulmates! (you’ll see…), Deus Sex Machina; 18+

Word Count: 11.3k

Warnings: swearing, explicit sexual content, unprotected sex, outdated gender and sexual norms/attitudes, sex as ritual.

Author’s Note: Alright, everyone - the premise for this fic needs some serious backstory, so here we are. Back in simpler times, I was a huge Classics nerd, and one man whose work you can’t escape in Classics is Herodotus, the “father” of Western history. One of his anecdotes that I found fascinating is a tale about a supposed ancient Babylonian religious custom - where every woman is required, at least once in her life, to have sex with a stranger in the name of the Goddess of Love. Historicity aside, I’ve always wanted to use this as a trope (of course, with modifications to deal with issues like consent and power differentials); that’s what I’ve done here, but with a twist…

I definitely played fast and loose with mashing together ancient Greek and Roman traditions here (yes, the Greeks did have gongs!) - so history nerds, don’t come at me!!

I owe massive, immense, unfathomable amounts of thanks and gratitude to @sunnyville36​ - Ray, if it hadn’t been for you, this fic would have been languishing in my drafts, uninspired and unfinished. Thank you so much for your thoughtful feedback, your genius brainstorming skills, and for all the compliments I don’t deserve 💕💕💕 Can’t wait for you to bless us with more of your writing!!

As usual - reblogs, engagement, and feedback are desperately desired and always appreciated!! 

Summary: “Your lover, the person you’re going to meet…it is said that the Goddess puts them in your path – that the two of you will be bound together by threads of passion woven by Mylitta herself.”

Cold. 

That was the first thought that popped into Minho’s head as he slowly faded back into consciousness. It was cold, goosebump-inducingly so, and he could swear it hadn’t been like this when he went to sleep. In fact, he remembered being exceptionally warm, cozy even, all wrapped up under the thick blankets with – 

His eyes snapped open.

You.

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