#anyway now we gotta go fight the elder brain AND our toxic ex 😒 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cerealmonster15 · 4 days ago

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We are in the final stretch in act 3 of our bg3 multiplayer session!!!! Like for real the final area lol, and we had our messy toxic break up with the emperor lol. He AND orpheus called us out for having slept with the emperor and then defying him☠️ And I screamed when Orpheus said bc like. Why could he tell that much info by SMELLING IT ON US LOL 😭😭😭

#he said something like. u smell like illithid. and i thought oh ok he smells the tadpole in our eye-#then he was like. you’ve LAIN with one 😒 and I was like HOW DID YOU KNKW JUST BY SMELLING 😭😭😭#anyway I also started screaming when the emperor called himself our KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR #EWWWW LMAO BROTHER YOU ARE SO CRINGE FOR THAT #LITERAL WHITE KNIGHTING ☠️#and like. spoilers obviously. but when we chose to free orpheus he was like AFTER EVEYTHING WEVE BEEN THROUGH. OKAY IM JOINING ELDER BRAIN.#like bitch….. that didn’t take long at all huh……….#anyway now we gotta go fight the elder brain AND our toxic ex 😒#but also I was the one who did the free orpheus cutscene #and had the break up convo LOL #so now orpheus is my controlled familiar which STRESSES ME OUT I DONT WANNA BE IN CHARGE #TBH one of us should’ve just gone illithid since we are multiplayer anyway #i don’t think I’m gonna wanna do it in a solo game lol!!!#but we had orpheus do it 😔😭#but we are already talking about doing a new multiplayer with a dark urge player #so idk maybe one of us will do it next time lol

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