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[baddestbittyontheblock]

alessia russo fic recs (2)

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𖧷 favorite aunty alessia russo x reader

-your supporting less in australia for the world cup on her days off you meet her at her hotel and walk for hours around the cities you’re in, both adamant on bringing zel with you since her family is not there and being her “siblings she never had” anyway your brother his wife and your niece fly over to support lessi aswell, both of your families obviously being close but since you only speak to your brother, only he is around. watching less score the winner in the semi finals was a dream for all of you, listening to your niece ramble incoherent words about how ‘auntie lessless’ is her idol.

𖧷 lucky alessia russo x reader

-boyfriend lessi on holiday in Ibiza just looking after you when you have too much to drink and both of you just having a great holiday

𖧷 bambi alessia russo x reader

-we know how Alessia is clumsy right? Imagine if the reader is just as bad if not worse, the two of them are a right mess when near one another. And her and Alessia are both so oblivious to their feelings for each other that the team just have to deal with these two lovestruck clumsy idiots who tip toe around their feelings until eventually something pushes them to realise and confess

𖧷 cuddly lessi is best lessi alessia russo x reader

-bf alessia blurb about how she is your personal heater? she looks so cuddly

𖧷 childhood sweethearts (7) alessia russo x reader

-part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six

𖧷 unexpected meetings alessia russo x reader

-The reader forgets Alessia's team bonding and bursts into the room, her teammates don't know about the reader

𖧷 enemies alessia russo x reader

-alessia x reader where r plays for an opponent team and they sorta get into it on the pitch because they’re so passionate playing

𖧷 23 weeks alessia russo x reader | fluff, pregnant!reader, wag!reader, caretaker!alessia, protective!alessia, future milfs

-alessia has become very protective of you ever since you got pregnant

𖧷 iced coffee alessia russo x reader

-reader annoys lessi like this while she is trying to order at a drive through for us

𖧷 the feels alessia russo x reader | a tad bit of angst and a lot of tooth-rotting fluff & comfort

-five times you and Alessia soft launched yourselves on social media, and one time you two hard launched your relationship.

𖧷 wag - part 2 alessia russo x reader

-the past two years with alessia have been the best years of your life - apart from the years you had your daughters - and you couldn't be happier.

𖧷 childhood sweethearts (6) alessia russo x reader

-part one, part two, part three, part four, part five

𖧷 reckoning alessia russo x reader | angst/comfort, swearing

-lessi’s first game against united

𖧷 winner winner alessia russo x reader | a little spicy

-alessia’s first wsl goal has you both celebrating on and off field

𖧷 i licked it so its mine a.russo x l.williamson x reader

-katie’s story of “I licked it so it’s mine”, inspired a funny crack blurb with Leah x Less x Reader

𖧷 hands off alessia russo x reader | some jealousy, some possessiveness, a little suggestive

-alessia doesn’t like people touching what’s hers

𖧷 she's somebody's daughter alessia russo x reader

-reader is Jonas’s daughter

𖧷 keep pretending pretty girl alessia russo x reader

-alessia is adamant that shes straight, she just likes kissing you sometimes, and she just likes holding your hand, and she only likes it when you talk to her

𖧷 book love unc!alessia russo x reader

-alessia loves how different the two of you are, despite everyone's teasing

𖧷 we'll write history together alessia russo x reader | fluff, angst, a little suggestive. A whole lot of everything tbf

-being in relationship with a teammate is all fun and games, until it isn’t

𖧷 shut down alessia russo x reader

-jealous bf less who KNOWS she shouldn’t be jealous, and she’s just gone quiet bc she doesn’t wanna say anything. and then that creates a whole thing with r who feels like maybe she’s don’t something wrong. and then it all blows up and leads to a guilt confession from less about why she was quiet

𖧷 as long as i’m here (no one can hurt you) alessia russo x reader | hurt/comfort, mentions of anxiety & self loathing -this gets dark so please read at your own discretion!

-your heart’s in your throat and you don’t know how it got there. your heart’s in your throat and the world around you’s dark.

𖧷 passenger princess ficlet alessia russo x reader

-Y/n actually buying a car or she’s makes Alessia think bought one. instead she rented it out for the week and Alessia hates the fact that she doesn’t have her passenger princess. And instead she becomes one for the week and girl tease her about to.

𖧷 seeing red alessia russo x leah williamson x reader

-leah x alessia x reader where less gets a yellow card in a match and y/n isn't best pleased about it so leah tries to get them to make up with eachother

𖧷 it was late at night (you held on tight) alessia russo x reader | hurt/comfort, slight mention of heavy topics- read at your own discretion!

-some nights were good. the type of good where breathing came easy. where the air was light, the stars bright. nights where friends felt like family, a house a home. 

𖧷 the awakening alessia russo x reader | injury, but nothing too specific

-reader and alessia plays for arsenal and are best friends, but when in one game reader gets tackled really badly alessia gets really protective and realises her feelings for reader

[james-silenthill]

3 6 and 24 for succession let's GO

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

THIS IS THE ONLY PROOF I HAVE OF IT BUT OHHHH THIS ONE. this fucking one:

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There was an era where all of my based on my likes was t*mgreg and not to hate gay people but I just dooont fucking care about it. It's funny but the entirety of the ship is tom projecting onto a statue because he can't talk to his beautiful wife. Anyways this made me pissed off because. I wonder why tom was handling this better. I fucking wonder why. That's not his dad!!! His lawyer mom didn't die! Shivs ceo dad did! Her dad! I hate the centering of tom on shit that really shouldn't even include him. And by proxy gr*g. He's handling it better because that's not his dad that was his father in law that was his boss and he Wanted logans position so. What the fuck ever. He was freaking out because Logan was the only guy in his corner because he fucked everyone else. Fuck off there was no way he was mourning logan in even the same way shiv was

which ship fans are the most annoying?

I shan't say... it falls too easily into the prev reply... but it's literally true. There was a time in s4 where I couldn't escape r*mangerri either but my eyes just kinda glazed over whenever the gifsets showed up. I'm perfectly ambivalent on rg idc about it but it's not like a tomgr*g situation but it's close to it. Like people were starting to ignore the weird sex thing he had with her and started just making her fully mommy 2. Shes not a cloth mother shes barely even a wire mother. I think gerri is a fun character but shes not a main character its okay if shes to the side a little bit. Which focusing on the mommy 2 thing to me is weirder than focusing on the weird sex thing even taking into account the problematicness of them two together. Not a r*mangerri btw I just see a lot of it for better and worse. Also addendum actually rg is a lot like tg in the way where roman/toms relationship with their side pieces are extentions of their main issues. Tom with his capital S Shit with shiv + roman with his runt of the litter livelihood. I'm not a romangirl I just believe their beliefs so lmk if that read is wrong but you must agree that the milf is Not his Main Deal his relationship with her is used to highlight his other shit

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

Despite everything I was really on the sidelines in succsesh so I need to think about this... I think one thing that personally pissed me off is the 'does logan love his kids' thing. Idk how controversial this is [if it is at all] but tbh. You can love your kids without liking your kids and you can be abusive despite the love. And saying that he Loved his kids isn't excusing any of his actions either? He loved his kids he viewed them as His they were like. Fucking collectors items. A genetic legacy. He loves them but he can't stand them. It's not really 'rancid' takes but I think it's insane when people say conflicting emotion or feelings can't coexist on the show where everyone is feeling conflicting emotions and feelings. Like saying that Logan loved his kids doesnt excuse the fact that he was abusive. Sorry for stressing that ive just seen takes that think love and abuse are exclusive concepts. I love you but I can't fucking stomach you yfm that applies for all the Roys all at eachother

[kalofi]

a comprehensive list of all the jojo milfs

part 1

erina

well im mad she didnt get much of a personality but she is so cool and pretty

she was at sea and had to take care of two babies wow!!! :O

she put up with joseph all those years.. go grandma u r so strong <3

part 2

lisa lisa

AROOOOGAA HUMINA HUMINA *tongue flops out of mouth and begins to drool*

she is so hot good lord i love this woman

she is 50 going on 22

so good at hamon fuck araki for screwing over her battle with kars and making joseph come to her rescue. we couldve had it all. 2 milfs fighting but joseph had to ruin it

honestly dont understand how some1 as ugly as joseph could come from some1 as hot as lisa lisa

mrs kars

must i even explain this one. ok i will explain just because i love kars

has been in a happy marriage for thousands of years and is loyal

just so sexy in general

literally did nothing wrong. didnt deserve to be shot into space >:(

suzi q

shes so fuuuuunnnn like i wanna have a girls night w her or go to the mall or smth. we would be bffs

a lil clumsy but its part of the charm

... married joseph :( but she's my friend so i respect her decision ig -_-

part 3

holly

i think she shouldve gotten her stand. strength isnt only physical and she is so strong for basically raising jotaro on her own and keeping a positive attitude

i think she is a very good mom. jotaro agrees with me he loves his mommy

she is so beautiful inside and out she just wants the best for her family

glad to know joseph's ugliness didnt pass onto her <3

there r maybe other milfs in part 3 but i cant think of them

part 4

tomoko

HOT HOT HOT

literally love everything about heeerrrrr wahhhhh

did the dirty with joseph :/ kinda cringe but i still adore her and she raised josuke so she's instantly epic in my books

doesnt even have a stand yet was able to smash a guys head into his car door and literally CRUMPLE the car door. how fucking strong is this woman

shinobu

fell for kira which is also v cringe but cant deny she is hot and pretty

gave birth to hayato. i love that kid. kinda mad she didnt rly take care of him tho >:( or maybe she did idk i cant rly remember

she is milf married to tomoko now :D

killer queen

killer queen is just a cat kira didnt even deserve her pspspspspps come here ms queen

in a relationship with the world they r just in love

i love killer queen. not much of a milf but i just wanted to talk about her bc she is so epic

part 5

bruno

bruno is an honorary milf because he takes care of all those kids and also his haircut is total milf material

that titty window.... :eyes:

moody blues

aaaahhhhh mrs bluuueeesss

thigh high boots ass out to the whole world

literally a hottie!!!! mista thinks she's hot but is embarrassed to admit it

double cheeked up

i dont know anything about parts 6-8 sorry :(

if im missing some points feel free to add on