#anyway less ‘what if’ more 👀😏 ‘and what then?’

[daisychainsandbowties]

What if your spider crawls inside your ear or like other orifices😳🫣 spiders are terrifying, not to me tho im just curious if ppl with pet spiders have these thoughts

i know that this is a valid fear but you’re asking the spider freak if i worry about a spider crawling into my mouth, like i wouldn’t be having the absolute time of my life

[hp-hcs]

Can maybe request some slytherin boys with gay awakeing trope? Maybe headcanons or shorts

gay awakening headcanons — mlm! slytherin boys x male! reader

hella short cause of some ✨personal stuff✨ going on, but i just wanted to get something out 🤷‍♂️

me? blame my shitty writing skills on my current health problems? what no never

❕not proofread❕

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mattheo

immediately has a mental breakdown

identity crisis anyone?

i feel like he would have that panicky gay moment where he realizes that his friend is actually his More Than Friend, ykwim?

like, you just do something innocuous like sling your arm over his shoulders while walking to class and babyboy just FREEZES

the second that happens, he immediately drops out of your life while he freaks out gets his shit together

like, homeboy just deadass vanishes

doesn’t show up to any of his classes

doesn't show up to quidditch practice (draco threatens to kill him for that, cousin or not)

meanwhile you’re just there like 🧍 “what did i do?”

because my lil darlin mattheo cannot healthily express any emotion ever, he would “solve” his problem by just like, purposefully running into you in the halls and kissing your cheek, then just full-on 🏃💨 SPRINTING 🏃💨 away without a word

theo

also has an identity crisis, he’s just better at hiding it

gotta save face, amirite?

but anyways-

you weren’t even doing anything out of the ordinary, you were just hanging out with him in his room and ended up lighting his cigarette for him

that’s it. homeboy is already whipped for ya.

like, straight up simp.

i feel like theo’s a “i’m definitely going to have a panic attack over this at two in the morning, but for now i’m just going to not think and enjoy 😌💅” kind of mentality

just flat out says it

“you know, you look really hot today.”

y/n: 😳😏………..💏💋😘

draco

have you ever had a friend that was so clearly Not Straight but they just kept denying it for years before finally coming out?

well that’s draco <3

you were at a party and agreed to join some kind of kissing game

like, spin the bottle, seven minutes in heaven, post office…

(does anybody actually still play post office?)

and obviously, you both end up having to kiss each other duh

homeboy is not doing well

but not in a “what?? i don’t know what’s going on!!” kind of way

in a “ah shit my friends were right every time they called me gay, fuck” kind of way <3

immediately start dating after the party and everyone’s like 🤨👀

blaise

i feel like blaise already knew/suspected, but just didn’t have the vocabulary to describe his sexuality, ykwim?

i’m getting pansexual vibes frfr

could not give less of a fuck

is just like “shit alright, d'you wanna make out then?”

i mean……..it’s not like you’re gonna say no

this man. tHIS MAN. he’d be such a gentleman omfg

also i’m not gonna say sugar daddy but sugar daddy

would absolutely buy you anything you even looked at. you looked at a ten thousand galleon wristwatch in a luxury store? it’ll be on your bed waiting for you by the time you get home

if anyone was homophobic or wtv, he wouldn’t beat them up per se, but he would do something unnecessarily extra, like wear a dress and makeup just to be like “wdym? we’re a straight couple, obviously”

(he would tell his friends about the homophobe though, and they wouldn’t be quite as composed and respectful as him 👊😠🩸😵😵‍💫)

enzo

this man seriously does not care

like, he’s just like “oh i’m queer? hahah that’s crazy”

this man has no qualms about asking you out in the middle of class in front of everyone

like, in the middle of potions or smth he’d just be like “y/n, wanna go get dinner sometime?”

and you’re like “…aren’t you straight?” 🧍

enzo: “who knows? not me! does saturday at eight work?”

he’s so silly goofy i just love him sm

this boy would be a hella fine kisser, i just know it

WOULD ASK YOU TO THE YULE BALL 🕺🕺

AND WOULD GET YOU GUYS MATCHING BOUTONNIÈRES 💐

regulus

“ah shit i owe the boys twenty galleons, fuck”

resigned, more than anything

he can’t even come out, either cause like, what would that even be?

“guys, i have to tell you something……i’m gay”

“yep. what do you have to tell us??”

you asked him out cause you thought he was gay

and he was just like 😳🤨🤷‍♂️🙂👍

you guys went to fortescue’s!!! 🍦🍨🍧

(he’s def a mint chocolate chip kind of guy i’m just saying)

y’all end up being like, the it couple at hogwarts i don’t make the rules

[fandomfluffandfuck]

*Timidly raises hand* ✋️ I think I have a new kink 😵 I want my mouth fingered 🫣🫣

P.S. I'd kill for you to write about any of the boys as the drooly bottom having his mouth fingered 😵‍💫😵‍💫

related to this

I'm always happy to help with some good old fashioned self discovery 👀

And maybe it's how clear my recent memories are, maybe it's just my desire to submurge myself in those recent events, or maybe it's even the urge to further explore, but, whatever the reason, you made it impossible for me to not think about this...

So, how about some pussy Buck? He was the first, sweetest boy who came to mind, and something tells me he's who'd enjoy this the most 😏

(Beware of: somnophilia/soft cnc, dumbification, generally filthy pornographic things, etc.)

Hmm.

Steve sighs to himself, growing bored with the flickering light filling their living room as it eminates from their TV. This movie isn't as good as he hoped it'd be. A weekend of no real happenings has further bored him. He's a man of action. He doesn't like to lay out often. He moves, no, plows forward. And now he's restless, searching for something, anything, to capture his attention. Although, it doesn't take any effort to find something so worthy, barely having to search, drawing his eyes easily from the uninteresting show, and dragging them down to find--

What, oh, what do we have here?

Steve's lips curl sharply into a cunning yet fond grin, the playful and dark feeling of mischief unfurling in his broad chest, beating in time with his heart under his hairy pecs.

As it turns out, somewhere between the engaging opening of the movie and this low lull, Bucky--his sweet, sweet boyfriend--has fallen asleep with his head of silky chocolate hair pillowed on the rounded muscle of his chest. The front of his body is pressed against the back of Bucky's. They're melting into each other in the late evening, Steve's legs straight out on the end of their L-shaped sofa, his back upright, and Bucky is draped like a blanket over him. Both of Bucky's long, shapely legs have fallen between Steve's widely spread ones. But, the position of Bucky's body at large is of much less interest to Steve than his head and face specifically.

His head is resting on his chest, tipped back there rather than on his shoulder because he's slouched down in his sleep, curling up, sweet as ever. His neck, to accommodate the position of their bodies, is arched, exposing the pale column and seducing his jaw into falling open just so. Ever so slightly open. At once, it's precious and filthy; his little pink rosebud mouth gaping around nothing, the petal of his fat lower lip gently unfurled to soaking up the sun--if the sun were trapped in their room. And who knows, maybe it is, Steve is starting to feel the heat of it all over his body.

Every gentle inhale and exhale comes with a whispered sound, rolling off his soft lips like morning dew.

Steve doesn't think he just does, reaching out to find the damn clicker and turn off the movie. He couldn't give less of a fuck about it suddenly. Everything that comes out of Bucky is precious. He'll know and memorize every gasp and dreamy murmur.

Startled into quick, fluid movement once, the momentum of desire sweeps Steve up further, spurring him into a caress of Bucky's pillow soft cheek. Bucky doesn't stir. Steve can't stay away, the warmth of the sun building inside him, he'll gladly be burned if it comes to that. He's going to stay here, exactly here, with Bucky. Bucky himself isn't immune anyway, as Steve draws his thumb over the sharp line of his jaw, pressing softly against that sweet bit of baby fat he's never lost under his equally precious cleft chin, Bucky is turning more pink.

Steve admires the landscape of his sunrise colored sunburn. He is gorgeous. He is totally irrestiable--

Steve has to tease the pads of his fingers, feather light, back up his cheek, around the other side of his face, and feel the high point of his pretty cheekbone. He touches the vulnerable, delicate skin gracing his eyelids, colored with veins, so near the surface. Steve's fingers skim the slope of his nose, hopping off to find the tempting cavern of his mouth.

Those soft, pouty lips...

God, the prettiest fucking pink Steve could ever imagine. Not to mention the goddamn wet dream red they turn when they're plundered by Steve. Bucky begs to be claimed. Bucky moans and cries and get so fucking spacey and sweet with the right touch--the roughest touch. He likes it. He likes having this mouth--this mouth right here--not just claimed but fucked.

Defiled.

Violated.

He's not happy until he's dizzy and his lips are swollen, glistening wet with his own smeared spit and ruined to a candy red.

Steve shivers involuntarily, thinking about how dirty his sweet boy is, and it jostles his body enough to leave Bucky murmuring. Something useless and incoherent underneath a chest-expanding sigh.

Steve licks his own lips, watching Bucky's lower lip pout out just a touch more with that exhaled breath. He smears his thumb over the plush surface of Bucky's lower lip, catching it just enough for it to bounce back into place. God. Steve can't help the way a growl builds deep in his chest, the heated pressure growing, but he can swallow it down. He'll keep that down, he'll keep it down. He's not done taking Bucky in yet. He's so pretty like this.

Sleeping.

He's beautifully slack and vulnerable. He can't stop Steve from doing a damn thing. All he can do is absorb it. Take it. He's a pliant little sponge, soaking up Steve's body heat and any bit of pleasure Steve offers up--anything he wants to place on his tongue, he can.

Steve caresses the perfect bow of his lips--both of them, upper and lower, touching every part of them, leaving nothing un-teased--before daring to sneak in and place two fingertips on his tongue.

His tongue is surprisingly wet for cat napping with his mouth agape.

Steve shuts his eyes in pleasure, savoring the searing hot sensation of that wet muscle. All smooth and soaked. Steve, just a little, thinks about doing the same with his other hand but lower, diving between Bucky's legs and finding out if he's wet down there, too. It wouldn't surprise Steve if he was. He's so sensitive, just a little bit of touching, petting that's not even too heavy, and he's panting like a dog, starting to drip into his boxer briefs, hips twitching every now and again, sharp and jerky, like he's just aching to grind against anything.

Sweet Jesus, Buck.

Steve loves him so much it hurts. Steve's so deeply in lust with him that it'd be embarrassing if anyone but Bucky knew. He's wrapped around his daintiest finger, always thinking of sticking his cock in him, or, hell, not even his dick, thinking just like he's doing right now--

Pushing his fingers into that lush mouth and feeling around, curling his fingers as if he's searching for his sweet spot. Bucky's eyes, if he's awake when Steve's doing it, that is, even roll like he's got one in his mouth. A sweet spot for a sweet boy. Well. Maybe two sweet spots, one somewhere on his tongue, pressing down hard enough leaving him shuttering, and the other in the back of his throat, hitting it and watching him gag, eyes instantly saturating with desperate tears that beg Steve to go deeper.

Fuck.

Steve wants to bury himself alive in his sweet, tight little throat.

Steve wants to lay him out, limp and helpless, on the edge of the couch, his head hanging off, and shove right in to bulge his throat. Steve wants to curl his fingers in his mouth until Bucmy cums as if he's three fingers deep in his pussy instead. Steve wants to try and fit his fist in there, forcing his jaw wide, making Bucky drool all over himself, wet like he gets when he squirts for Steve. Steve wants to shove a gag in there, not to shut him up, not to muffle him, but to please him, he loves to see how cloudy Bucky's eyes get and how far away Bucky's smarts get when his mouth is stuffed full.

Steve wants so much. He's a hungry, bad man. And like this-? All Bucky can do is give. So, Steve takes.

Plunging his fingers in and in, Steve is wickedly thrilled to learn that Bucky's so deep in dreamland that his tongue doesn't even twitch, and it especially doesn't curl around his fingers and suck.

The novelty of nothing happening when he sticks part of himself in his eager boy's mouth turns Steve on more than it has any right to. He's not doing anything, and that's precisely it.

Take it.

Steve explores, stomping around. What? He has every right to. Bucky's his. He can scrub his fingers against the flat, wet muscle of his tongue, scratching his fingernails tantalizingly light across his tastebuds. He can push his fingers between his teeth and lip and find the sweet, delicate spot where the ever-so-slightly tougher flesh of his bottom lip melts into the smoother, wetter, softer inside of his mouth. He can find each and every arch where tooth meets gum. He can travel back farther, darker and deeper, past just his mouth and into the top of his throat. Two fingers. Searching deeper. Feeling the slick velvet of his throat and just teasing the clutch of a deeper part, his body foolishly trying to keep Steve out. Too bad. He can--

But, god, is it ruined in the most perverse, arousing way.

Then. Exactly then. All at once, Steve's private, uninterrupted time with Bucky's body is ruined.

It's totally fucking worth it.

Bucky launches into action, flailing uselessly as his sweet, hot throat suddenly spasms, clutching like a vise around his plundering fingers. It's exactly fuckin' like when Bucky can't hold on any longer and just can't hold himself back from cumming, his pussy squeezing so painfully tight, wet and hot, around his rock-hard cock, shoved deep into him.

Steve overwhelms Bucky no matter what hole he sticks it in. His pussy. His mouth. His ass. Bucky once squealed, near-sobbed that he was pretty sure Steve was hitting his cervix while he fucked him, but he'd kill him if he stopped, so full and fuckin'-fucking full.

Yeahhh.

This is just like fucking his tight little pussy loose.

He's deep in his throat, two fingers deep, hitting his upper esophageal sphincter, but rather than squealing, Bucky's choking.

It's still a useless, obscene little sound made of pleasure. Of course, it's pleasure. Bucky's choking on air and spit and Steve's fingers but as soon as he's been awake for just a second he's rasping out jagged moans, too.

There he is.

That's Steve's boy.

Jolted into consciousness by invading pleasure and taking it. Just taking it. Adjusting to it so seamlessly. He's an undeniable slut who likes filling. Fucking. He likes everything.

And his enjoyment is painfully obviously in the way he chases Steve's fingers, arching and straining his neck when Steve tries to pull his hand back. He's not just moving his mouth, though, moaning, desperate to suck on his fingers and have his throat fucked, but he's moving those pretty hips, too. Squirming around in an uncoordinated manner that really fucking works for Steve. He's too horny to try and be cool. He can't be smooth. He's just needy, so beyond everything else.

Steve just barely gets a hold of him, hand tight on his hip, biting bruises into his precious body for his own good. He'll get there. He'll get to his achy, throbbing pussy squeezed between his legs. He will. He's just not done with his other hole yet.

His chin is already slick, but he wants to see how wet he can get him. He wants his pussy soaked by the time Steve finally splits his legs and paws at his swollen, wet slit, teasing up to flick his clit and make his shriek. He doesn't want to be kind.

Yeah, he's wet, so fucking wet he already knows, but he could always be wetter. Messier. So, he sticks his fingers deep in one of his holes--his mouth, of course, just a hole that was made to be fucked--and curls them hard. The same way he does when he's got his thumb on Bucky's clit and his fingers inside him, pressing hard, knowing he's gonna squirt everywhere. His messy, dumb boy is so easy to play. He's so easily reduced to nothing but a popsicle, sticky and sugary, soaking their bed in the summer sun, flushed with his bright red sunburn.

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

Talk to me about False God/‘this the damn season

‘Tis the damn season is one where I relate to it on such a personal level that I have trouble understanding it in the context of Taylor 😂

“This is why everyone loves Canadians” so true blondie 🫶😂

First of all: my condolences for the deep personal connection to the song, I think 😂

The theme is: Activities 👀😏

LOL looking at my blog on that night, I called it the “when all else fails we still have sex to delude ourselves into thinking we’re fine” mashup 😂

I think it can be summed up by: We’d still worship this love, even if it’s a false god, cause we could call it even, ‘tis the damn season.

I think listening to it now, I think it’s less “when all else fails we still have sex,” but more about returning to someone over and over again in spite of maybe knowing why you won’t work, because the pull and the familiarity and even love is so strong. It’s like the pipeline between “we were crazy to think that this could work” to “we could call it even, you could call me ‘babe’ for the weekend” to “the only heart I know I’m breaking is my own, to leave the warmest bed I’ve ever known— but we might just get away with it.”

I actually find the transition between, “I can’t talk to you when you’re like this […] I still do it for you babe […] we’d still worship this love” to “if I wanted to know who you were hanging with while I was gone, I would have asked you” suuuuuuuuuuuper interesting narratively. (Almost like… coming back together after a break. Or something. Never mind.)

I wonder if one read of the mashup is romanticizing this ill-fated, long-lost love from your youth, if you take TTDS as the core and False God as the context. Like, you keep getting drawn back to them when you’re thrust back into your childhood home, when you’re a totally different person than the cynic you are back in LA, and when you’re in this bubble, you let yourself believe that this is the real deal, that actually, this is where you’re meant to be and you can totally see yourself here forever, because in the moment this feels right. Then of course, the holidays are over and you have to go back to your real life and you realize that, no, you won’t get away with it, because it’s a moment in time— or is it?

But then a sort of related but slightly different read I have on the mashup story is what I alluded to earlier: being drawn to someone over and over again, in spite of all the reasons telling you you shouldn’t be because this won’t work. That’s kind of if you take False God as the core, and TTDS as the “why” that fills it out. Like, you’re crazy for thinking this will work, yet you’re trying anyway. We were stupid to jump into the ocean separating us, remember how I’d fly to you? And I keep doing that because you’re the warmest bed I’ve ever known. And even when I leave, everything always leads me back to you. They’re kind of two sides of the same story.

Also, it strikes me that “I won’t ask you to leave if you don’t ask me to stay” is kiiiiiiiiind of the same vibe as the pre-chorus of False God— I can’t talk to you when you’re like this, staring out the window like I’m not your favourite town/And you can’t talk to me when I’m like this, daring you to leave me just so I can try and scare you [which to be fair, she didn’t include in the mashup, but it’s an interesting addition haha]. Like, two people who just can’t fully communicate what they really want with each other so they let the sex do the talking for them.

As an aside, it’s really funny again that this could be a really sad/fraught mashup, and she’s singing the whole thing with a big smile on her face haha. She was just having a lot of fun! “The road not taken looks real good now,” indeed!

Did that help at all 😂

[boolger]

For lapdog on a farm I keep daydreaming abt when the boys start warming up to princess…. And imagine her getting spooked by something and bolting and getting lost 🥺 and the boys are like sick with worry bc they know she doesn’t have any sharp teeth or claws to defend herself

Or them hearing her yelp and coming running to find a wolf hybrid (maybe graves or marakov 😏) trying to take her away bc she looks pretty and breedable 😊 and maybe all three of them bite the shit out of him. Or Maybe gaz runs to get price, soap takes care of their babygirl, and Simon has to fight the wolf (classic trope of the most standoffish and mean one being the one who’s actually insanely violently protective!!!!)

Or imagining if princess was previously a show dog— and price regularly getting offers to set her up with a breeding partner. Which he tosses to soap so he can tear them to shreds.

Or someone moving into a property down the road and visiting with their own hybrid (maybe König as a mastiff or a malamute or wolfdog). And bc he knows how to behave as house dog, princess takes a liking to him. And the boys don’t like it at all. They keep coming up with reasons why he’s no good for her and doing things to try to take her attention back.

Anyways let me know if you like hearing the products of my sick mind lol bc…. I think about this story so much man. 🏆 u da best!!!

Aaah trust me,I love hearing thoughts like this!! And getting asks like these 🥰

I will reveal that our sweet lapdog might bolt a little, crawl over the fence in order to avoid the men - and then run into Ale and Rodolfo’s new hybrid 🥰 and the boys get all upset, knowing they’re not allowed to leave the property heehee.

The idea with being a show dog though 👀 maybe another fic could have that focus. I actually imagine Princess’ backstory to be a lot darker or, well, sad, hence why she has been declawed and such. Being a pet for the wrong people, hurt unnecessarily you know?

Which is why she is aggressive towards Price in the beginning and then turns all sweet when she finds out he isn’t going to let her go. And then bc this fic needs a plot and she is a dog hybrid, she takes it to the extreme and gets unruly and doesn’t want to follow orders any more. ((Trauma can make people react differently. Let it be known that this is a fictional humanoid creature and that dealing with trauma should be taken seriously in the real world and not berated or anything like that. I hope you all know (or I will make it more known) that I’m a big supporter and believer of therapy and love. Despite all the dark fics I write.))

However, she might get an offer to breed with another hybrid, now that you put the idea in my head - she is a full blood cocker spaniel after all.

It could be interesting if someone other than Ale, Rudy and Valeria visited, I suppose. I will consider it, but I’m not sure. For now, my focus will probably be on getting the hybrids to hate each other just a tad less. Maybe.

Something something going into heat.

As a treat, I gib you a little snippet of my upcoming chapter (that still needs editing and rewriting, ssshh)

“My my,” the voice almost appeared out of nowhere and you turned slowly, afraid of what you would see, “what are you doing here, perrita? On my property?”

You knew Alejandro and Rodolfo had gotten a hybrid, but you had been too swept up in your own nightmare to ask about her; now, as she towered above you, seeming more wolf than dog, you would rather have one of the mutts on your own farm. A scared little whimper escaped you.

I give you a forehead smooch, my sweet sinner💋❤️

[justwritedreams]

Hello can you do something with Sehun? I had this idea, i think this can be a good story.

He and the reader had feelings for each other,( she’s also a singer/actress) but she went on a big hiatus (because she had and accident) and lost contact with Se, then we she makes a comback,…. What would Se do?🤔👀 that’s up to you

Thanks

OH OK HEAR ME OUT

You debuted almost at the same period as Sehun

Being at the same events, same awards, following each other's careers

You knew who he was, and he knew you

You attended exo concerts in secret because you were always a big fan and never hid that

And he did the same

Going to your concerts too, especially with Chanyeol

Every time you said how much you admired their work, the first thing they asked was who your bias was

You never answered directly, but you always had a specific person in your mind 😏

Cof Sehun Cof

It didn't take long for the internet to explode with theories about the two of you

Exactly like Suho and Irene from Red Velvet lol

You officially met when you debuted as an actress

Antagonist in a film that one of the exo members starred in

He was in the premiere and it was the first time you spoke without any kind of script as MC's or anything like that

Surprisingly you got into a lively conversation

And eventually you've become friends

I feel like Sehun as a friend must be the most annoying person in the world 🤣🤣

But not in such a negative way

I mean, he must be a very present person

That cares about every detail you do

With every story you tell

So it became very difficult for you to get used to living without him

And it became even more difficult for the friendship not to become something more

But did either of you two say anything?

Of course not!

And ruin the friendship, the same old cliché? No way!!

The accident caused you to have a very serious injury at a time when you would begin to dominate the top of the world

So to ensure your physical and mental recovery, you decided to spend time at your parents' house

Exactly at the time when Sehun was too busy with tours

So it was impossible for him to be by your side the way you both wanted 🥲

You even exchanged messages, but that was it

With his busy schedule, contact between you became less and less frequent

And you both missed it 🥹

Everyone was waiting for you to come back and you wanted to do something that meant a lot and consolidated your career once and for all

So you hid it from everyone around you

To make a surprise

Your comeback would be both on stage and on TV

You composed the music and would star in a promising series

But let's talk about the day it happened!!

The show you were performing in agreed to keep everything a secret

Not even the idols of that day knew it was you who would perform

So when Sehun heard your voice on the TV in the dressing room

Mixed with a classic melody but in the best kpop style, the shock was so big that his neck made a noise when he turned to look at you

He didn't even care about the makeup artist doing her work on his face 🤣

And let me tell you he felt more in love with you at that very moment

Everything about you was magnificent and it was as if he saw you for the first time

Were the boys teasing him? No doubt

But the only thing he could think about was seeing you backstage

And he did, before you could go to the dressing room

He found you in the hallway

And his hug 😭 oh god

You felt like a teenager in love

But of course you didn't have enough privacy to talk in front of everyone in the hallway

So after he complained because you didn't say you were coming back, he pulled you into the dressing room where he was

And he were angry because the members came to talk to you, interrupting your conversation 🤣

I can totally see his sassy face LOL

Jealous and pouty Sehun? ✅

I don't think he would let you go anyway

"I need to change"

"You can do that here when it's our performance. We have a lot to talk about since you've isolated yourself from everyone, including me."

Even in a joking tone, you knew he was serious

So you had nothing to do but wait

And when I said he wouldn't let you go, I meant it

He would find a way for you to go to a quiet place where you could make up for lost time

And this time he wouldn't keep what he feels for you hidden

After all, he missed you so much

I think he would confess

Like "I missed you, it felt like I was dying"

"Me too "

"I know you can't live without me"

"You can't live without me."

"Took you a while to realize, huh."

"WHAT"

I think it would become a contest to know who started to fall in love first 🤣

But you wouldn't leave there just as friends 😏

[little-paperboat]

Through Shadows To The Edge Of Night (3)

Here we goooo! Final chapter of "Through Shadows" is out, one day earlier than planned! 🧡 I'm super excited, it was so much fun to write! It's over 6,600 words too!! Twice as long as my usual chapters, which I didn't expect initially, but during the editing process I chose to merge the ending dialogue with another one that I had written for a later chapter, as I found it made more sense.

I'm glad that Tav and Rolan are finally having more interaction... and a little misunderstanding I was craving to write since the beginning, including that *one* scene that I imagined all those months ago and made me want to write this fic 😏

I hope you'll like it! The next part of the series will finally bring us to Baldur's Gate and to Sorcerous Sundries, and well, who knows what will happen then 👀 I'm planning to release it on next Saturday. You can follow the tag "series:forbidden fire" here on tumblr to not miss it when it comes out 🌸

And of course, I'm so grateful for all the comments, kudos and support! The Holy Rolan Empire is truly a gem, you guys are wonderful and it's super heartwarming to be part of such a kind community with so many talented artists and writers 🥹 ❤️

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Read Part 1: Wild Winds Are Death To The Candle (2/2)

She took a step towards him.

“Rolan?”

This broke him out of his stupor, his eyebrows perking up, frowning, and finally coming closer. Had he always been this tall?  

“Tav,” he replied sternly. 

Her name rolled off his tongue with ease, and something surged within her; wishing that he’d say it more often, whisper it against her skin, his lips caressing the shell of her ears— Wait, what? No! She had done so much for him, against her better judgement even, and he had been nothing but rude and a pain in the ass. No: she wouldn’t be so easily swayed. The ball was in his court, and her expectations were high. She wouldn’t be distracted by nonsense. 

She crossed her arms, unimpressed, trying to appear as nonchalant as possible.

“You brought them back,” he said finally, his eyes finding hers, a hint of hesitation colouring his deep voice. Once again, she found herself hypnotised by the golden flames dancing against the moonless sky of his eyes. “I thought my entire family was dead, and you… you brought us back together.” His voice was soft, almost emotional. She didn’t even know he could speak like this.

“Don’t mention it,” she croaked out. What was wrong with her? Gods, she needed to get a grip, now.  

“You have no cause to be humble. You did the impossible and you went out of your way to help us when most people would’ve left us to die - or worse.” 

Maybe she liked it better when he yelled at her, after all. At least it didn’t make her heart beat so fast. 

There was a pause, but before she could speak, he continued.

“I’ve lashed out at you, drunkenly and otherwise, and you helped anyway.” She fought back a smile, biting the inside of her cheeks to physically stop her lips from stretching. “You didn’t deserve that. I’m sorry. And, thank you.”

Was this real? Was this really happening? She tilted her head up at him and wished that she didn’t imagine his own gaze flickering to her lips. 

“Why are you being nice?” she asked in a hushed voice. 

“Because you were. I still don’t quite understand why you decided to help us - to help me, but you did.” He seemed to remember something, and handed her a small purse. “It’s only right that you get something in return.” 

A bag of gold sat in the palm of his hand, heavy and full. She paled, suddenly ill at ease. Was he giving her his savings? 

“Rolan, no. I can’t accept it.” It was absurd. Actually, it was offensive.  

His eyes darkened. 

“No? Is that not good enough for you?”

“On the contrary, it’s way too much. Really, I… I don’t need gold. I don’t, I swear.” 

She didn’t know how to explain to him that the sum he was handing her was probably less than her weekly allowance as a teen. 

Not that she was the kind of selfless person who refused to be paid for her services. Quite the opposite, actually: half her life so far had been dedicated to finding ways of getting and spending money, without any concern in the world for those who didn’t have any.  

But, well. Being catapulted in the middle of a refugee camp without any gold piece to spare had somewhat altered her perspective, and now she did feel bad about taking money from people in need when she knew her own coffers were still overflowing at home.

“I don’t need a reward,” she continued. “You keep it, for you, and Lia and Cal, for when—” 

“Take it, Tav.” He cut her, annoyance sharp in his voice. Clearly, he would obviously feel beyond insulted if she refused it, but at the same time, she really didn’t need it. Although, it could benefit the group, if only temporarily…

She chewed on her bottom lip, indecisive, before reluctantly taking the coin purse from him, swearing to herself that she’d find a way to give it back somehow. Her obedience seemed to please him, and he gave her a satisfied smirk that ignited a fire in her belly, a violent desire coursing through her veins. 

She wanted to know how his lips would feel against hers, how his body would react to her touch; to see pleasure etched over his handsome features and to hear him say all those nice things again, and then some. To see him happy, pleased; to make him lose his composure and show him how good it would feel to not be a stuck-up prick.  

She wanted to kiss him - she really did. 

And she wanted it now, even if he hated her. 

She had dealt with worse than that. 

“I didn’t tell Cal and Lia about what happened,” she said instead, inching just a bit closer, batting her eyelashes just so - giving him that one sultry look that always got her tangled in bedsheets under an hour. 

“I know,��� he said with a strained smile. 

“You’re welcome,” she teased.   

He let out a breathy laugh.

“I thanked you once already. Don’t be greedy.” 

A glint of mischief burned in his eyes and she felt herself smirk, the flames of desire burning brighter. Oh, she was greedy alright - all she needed was a sign that he wasn’t just being polite, something, anything to let her know that he was also curious about her, and she would show him exactly just how greedy she could be.

— Read the rest on AO3 :)

(c) divider by saradika

[was-theoretically-theo]

Twenty questions that he has to answer.

How is your sleep schedule like? Don't mess with Theodore's. I annoyed him for a year about it and finally he got it right. Tho I am sure he got it right because of someone else. (Aka you) 😏

What are your friends like? Explain in brief. Treat this like a three marks question.

What is your ideal way to spend weekends? Will you take Theodore to museums or not? Will you stay in and cancel your plans if Theodore doesn't feel like going? Without blaming him?

Do you know your love language? Do you know how to convey it? (You don't have to tell me what it is just say yes or no)

What's your favourite thing about dating my best friend? Treat this like a three marks question too.

What are some things you and him have in common?

Will you give all your chocolates to him if he asks?

What's your favourite movie?

Favourite way to relax?

Will you say sorry after an argument even if it wasn't exactly your fault? I believe that saying sorry doesn't mean that you are wrong it just means that you care enough to keep your ego aside and take accountability.

Do you like Spiderman/Percy Jackson? (Very important question)

Hobbies?

Any new hobbies you want to pick up?

Will you read a book just because it is Theodore's favourite?

Favourite poet, if any?

Will you get Theodore roses?

Will you help/ask whether you can help Theodore with his chores without him having to ask you?

Extroverted or introverted?

Most played song on your playlist?

If you could master any instrument than which one?

That's it. I guess. Hope you have a wonderful day, take care of yourself and him. Also, nice to meet you, I am Eleanor. Theodore is my best friend, I am his casual friend. I am from India. Eleanor is not my real name but that is what you can refer to me, for now. Any queries? Message me. Take care of my best friend for me. Give him hugs from my side. Time to time, lots of hugs. Theodore, give him a handshake from my side. Thank you.

passing the phone to him

Shalom!! Eleanor (can I call you Ellie?  Oo or even Elea ~pronounced Ella??~ if not that’s groovy too)

I’m very excited I’ve heard lots about you! All good don’t worry babes)

I try to sleep about seven hours a night but sometimes I sleep 8 but I couldn’t do anything less unless absolutely necessary I physically could not lose a day of beauty rest of it would ruin me

Friends….all pretty diverse actually and there are several different personalities.. I’ll give you my ride or dies so okay we All went to an alternative school not because we had disciplinary problems but because we had different problems that made normal schools challenging. Like I for example have dyslexia and ADD. Anyway my best friends and I sorta bonded over this and I’ve been friends with Elton since grade five and we still keep in touch even now but he decided to go to college and I did not he’s a literal fashion icon and the sweetest smartest cinnamon roll you could meet but if he’s not doing his work you need to get on him because he procrastinates like crazy. So now we only see each other on weekends. Kaleb on the other hand went overseas and we FaceTime every morning except Sundays because of church and she’s really into anime and I can’t tell you much about that stuff except the seven deadly sins is better than demon slayer and bleach is something Kaleb rewatchs every few weeks so you best expect that it’s going to be playing when you visit but my life really doesn’t have interesting drama thank goodness. (No offence starshine👀)

I love to spend my weekends exploring I used to hike a lot but Arc is not a fan of the outdoors though we’ve found he has a knack for gardening and does very good on the family farm he just really doesn’t see the point and I don’t really blame him I suppose it’s not for everyone and I know Arc is more of a moon person. Yes actually we do go to museums and no I wouldn’t ever get mad at him for that we all have our off days

Yes and yes but ours is not the same so it’s good to keep of communication in our relationship so we stay afloat. We really haven’t had any problems though as words of affirmation is something Arc is good at unknowingly because of his poetry addiction and I’ve always been a really touchy person

My favorite thing about dating Arc is his ability to express himself though body language for example we’re at a party I don’t have a ask in front of everyone if he’s tired from all the human interaction he just shows it with expressions or posture..or whatever he chooses to convey but I never have to ask. This can be a problem on the small occasion that I can’t see him because I cannot rely on him to tell me because I usually know.

We’re people pleasers and that’s one of things we sorta bonded over when we first met we feel horrible égéen if the thing wasn’t our problem or responsibility because it made whoever upset. We don’t have very good people skills I’m overbearing and him not enough which has lead a lot of people to sorta stay away unless of course you’re also like us. I’ve found that we both share an appreciation of art mine is more in fashion design and makeup while his is writing and visual sorta stuff

Without hesitation(I’m not a huge fan of chocolate)

Geek charming (I’m not sorry)

Meditation.

Yes because I will feel bad for making him upset though he’s probably right anyway as he’s more logical than me…but one cannot always choose mind over morals so maybe I might be right on the off occasion

Not really l…sorry..but I think wonder woman is cool if that’s the same fandom? 

Crocheting, sewing, working out, and I love to sing but I’m not very good at it despite what Arc says but I do want to get into photography 

I would if he asked me but I don’t really read them because he likes to tell me about them and I love hearing about them…he also probably wound be very happy at my reading for him because he knows reading is a struggle for me

Oh this is a good one! Probably the Edgar guy I like when Arc recites them especially Anabel Lee

No because he prefers Aster white aster to be exact..

Of course! Most our chores are mutual so we don’t have it set on who does what but if he’s doing something I’d definitely help him finish whatever it is

Extroverted

Teenage dirtbag by weetus I honestly have no Idea how I’m not tied of it yet and a close second is  in this shirt by the irrépressibles which I listen to while designing 

Definitely guitar it’s just so pretty but Theodore might get me into piano he plays like a dream

I do Hope your next three days go spectacularly well and this was really fun I definitely might consider this app or the website at the very least thank you.

[theflyingfeeling]

a high school Olli/Allu AU in which they're both fuckboys... 😏 (just the idea, not actually gonna write this, but you may look 💅)

as a former high school teacher I can barely bring myself to read high school AUs let alone write them but !!!!!!! y'all, this one that I just came up with would be the cuteeeeeeeessst high school AU 🥺

so we'd have Aleksi as the bratty snobby rich boy hanging out with his fuckboy buddies (let's say Arttu Lindeman and Isac Elliot 🤭 Robin would be his actual best friend since kindergarten though, but he goes to a different school)

and Olli would obviously be in his own emo fuckboy friend group 🥰 (except Porko is maybe less emo and more...twinky 😅 and Niko with his bisexual bob... 🤔 jesus, how come they ALL looked so fruity when they were teenagers?! 😂 even Joel looked kinda awkward and trying too hard to appear heterosexual (and failing))

anyway! at school they'd pretend to hate each other's guts, or just ignore each other the very least, but they go to the same chemisty class or something, which none of their friends took because it was the super early Monday morning one, but Olli had no choice because he needed that course and all the other courses clashed with his bass lessons, and Aleksi couldn't fit the other options in his schedule either because of his...twinky fuckboy lessons? 😂 idk I'll come up with a funky hobby for him later lol

yeah, anyhow, perhaps they're even lab partners and low-key crushing on each other, although they'd never ever admit it to anyone, because to Aleksi's friends, Olli is a stuck-up loser emo kid, and to Olli's friends, Aleksi is a posh douchebag showing off daddy's money, and they both have no choice but to laugh along with their friends (because that's what teenagers do to fit in), but during their shared early morning chemistry classes Aleksi has noticed Olli is actually super sweet and funny and that his "bitchy" appearance is due to him just being sort of socially awkward with people he doesn't know yet, and Olli soon figures Aleksi is more friendly and down-to-earth than he leads on 👀

I am yet to decide how their relationship would develop from then on, but I suppose they find a way to spend more time together even after their chemistry course ends 🤔 maybe they take the same optional music class (jazz or something none of their friends would be interested in) and that's when they finally realise they have more in common than they thought, and so their secret friendship deepens 😌 and now this is the part where I'm asking you to imagine them having exchanged phone numbers (because they're sure they couldn't follow each other on social media without their friends noticing, and if they did they'd never hear the end of it, and right now neither are ready to deal with stuff like that), and yeah, imagine them hugging and giggling into their pillow in their bedrooms respectively while texting each other in the evenings 🥺💞 first they just chat about school and the music project but eventually about other stuff too and they feel all 💞💓💕 because they feel like they've finally found someone who truly understands them 😭

and maybe one day after the music class they stay behind to voluntarily clean up the classroom or perhaps to practice together, and Olli is blushing and 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 when Aleksi asks him to help him out with some bass/guitar stuff, and of course they need to be standing quite close together for that (okay maybe they don't need to but they absolutely want to), and then they look up at each other and realise just how close they are to each other and... 💕💓💞💗💖🥰

and that's how they figure out not only that they're both fuckboys, but that they both also...fuck boys 😌

(but no, they didn't do it in the music classroom (...at least not for the first time 👀))

(also included in this AU: a Joel/Joonas/Niko love triangle, with both Joel and Niko crushing on Joonas, and Joonas happily loving them both lol, and Tommi just...doing everyone's math homework I guess 😂)

[williamrikers]

Thai BL Favorites List

@recentadultburnout tagged me ages ago, and i finally got around to answering 🙈 thank you for tagging me 🥰

Favorite Thai BL:

kinnporsche, hands down. no competition there. second place is more difficult to determine, however... if be my favorite sticks the landing on friday, it might win out against moonlight chicken for me, which was firmly in second place until bmf started airing 👀

Current Obsession:

be my favorite. laws of attraction. only friends. (does watching the trailer several times a day count as an obsession even though the series hasn't actually aired yet?? i think so)

Favorite Pairing:

oh boy. that's a difficult one. i'm inclined to say vegaspete. other s-tier pairings: akkayan (not counting the our skyy 2 episode 😫), guncher (ESPECIALLY counting the our skyy 2 episode 😏), seanwhite, tiwpor, palmnueng, pisaengkawi. if we're talking non-canon pairings then definitely khathachan and runzero (yes, zero had less than a minute of screen time. yes, i want him and run to fuck nasty. shut up.)

Most Underrated Actor:

book kasidet. ever since i watched abaab i've been like, why the hell are people sleeping on this guy?? he's absolutely fantastic and i am hoping and manifesting that only friends is going to be his big break-through. he's going to to be acting opposite of heavy hitters like first and khaotung, and i believe with all my heart that he's going to hold his own AND THEN SOME. my biggest wish for only friends is an emotional firstbook scene because i truly believe they'll be able to make magic together.

now, if this category were most underused actor, i'd say nodt nutthasid. GIVE MY BOY SOME ACTING ROLES!!!

Favorite Character:

oh. vegas kp? kawi bmf? cher abaab? gun msp? por msp? tiw msp? tinn msp? sound msp? every one of the msp kids??? idk

Favorite Side Character:

por msp. again lmao. he's my son and i love him.

Favorite Scene in a BL:

moonlight chicken episode 5 part 1/4, alan and wen at home before and after their breakup. i regularly rewatch that scene, it's one of THE absolute all-time highlights of television for me.

Favorite Line in a BL:

"love for our bodies, love for our minds." (bmf episode 8)

this line gave me fucking therapy. if i'm lucky, one day i will be able to put into words just what this line means to me.

Most Anticipated BL:

only friends of course. but i'm also looking forward to dangerous romance, i feel you linger in the air and man suang. i'm just hoping the movie's going to be available in europe in some way shape or form 🥺🙏

Healthiest Relationship in a BL:

this is a very weird category. why does a fictional relationship even need to be "healthy"? isn't it more important to be fun to watch? (my personal "most fun to watch" award goes to kinn and porsche.) anyway, i'd say tinngun msp.

Most Toxic Relationship in a BL:

third and khai on theory of love. also pat and jeng on step by step. and yes, i'm still salty about both of those.

Guilty Pleasure Series:

i don't feel guilty about pleasure, i'm not catholic. that said it's definitely kinnporsche 😂😂

i'm tagging @burnsuncomet and @sparklyeyedhimbo 😘💖✨

[fanficapologist]

Hi Blue! I read this earlier this morning but couldn’t type out a proper reply as I was at work :(( But anyway, things are now moving in Aemond’s POV! I was about to protest when he said he secured a marriage pact with the Baratheon girls then I remembered, “oh yeah, that didn’t go through”.

I liked that you included his conflicting emotions when Lucerys died. I think it’s natural for him to feel both satisfaction and dare I say slight vindication and guilt - the former because, really, Luke just got away with slashing his eye and while I don’t think taking out his eye is appropriate, I don’t think he was made to actually ruminate on his actions. Hence the smirking at the pig, just no accountability and doesn’t even feel the slightest guilt. But then again, for him to meet his end at Vhagar’s hands when he was actively retreating, not to mention Aemond’s obvious advantage in terms of his physicality and dragon, well it’s a bit cruel.

That said, I see it as human nature and it’s not always easy to paint it black or white. Which is what I love about people in general.

So we finally got to see him arrive at Harrenhal. I’m reading while cross-checking his explanation to Maera to see if he filtered anything during his time with Alys. And so far, his story checks out. So far. I mean, he was right when he said her head was on the chopping block but she mentioned “the Lady Maera” I also like to think that Aemond’s longing was so great that even if he wasn’t actively thinking about Maera, Alys was able to sense it, thus use it to her advantage. It also struck me as, Aemond misses Maera but refuses to reconnect, and so instead of talking with her even through letters, he does the less confrontational thing and keeps tabs on her. I mean, I would have done the same too, to be honest. I’m not one for confrontation 😬

So far, all I’m getting is Aemond’s not in hot water, yet. I suppose we’ll find out how Alys got him to lie with her. I also want to know how Aemond felt during that time, like did he think it was a necessary evil? Or is he the type to think “might as well enjoy it” because I remember Aegon taunting Aemond at the Council when he said he thought Aemond might have missed going back to Harrenhal. This implies that his uh, one-time affair with Alys was of so significant news that Aegon was under the impression Aemond took her as a mistress. We’ll see hahaha

Oh, question! Will the next chapter be Aemond’s POV? Or Maera’s?

Hope you enjoy the rest of the week!! ☺️

Hello doll! 🖤

Tell me about it 🤣 I’m having to go back and remember shit that I wrote months ago!

Yeah I wanted to mention about Lucerys. The way Ewan Mitchell portrayed his reaction was just *chefs kiss* as I know in post they were not sure to go with a remorseful shocked Aemond or a ruthless book!Aemond. Either way, Ewan nailed both! And I’ve said in a previous anon answer, that’s what a love about this series, it’s not as simple as good and evil, they’re all very complicated characters.

Alys be a shifty bitch 😏 and Aemond was so stubborn he didn’t even write to Maera 🤣 he was just like “yeah fuck you, I hate you now, you’re dead to me” but was still eager to hear updates from Helaena like boy what???? That is not hate, my guy!

So it’s about two more chapters till we see Alys and Aemond lying together and it’ll be…interesting to say the least 👀

In terms of chapter upload, it’s whatever one I finish first because I’m writing both at the same time (madness I know, but I’m currently hyperfixating so I’m rolling with it 🤣)

Thank you for your support as always 🖤

[fandomfluffandfuck]

u may or may not be familiar with tayte hanson (he's been part of a few stucky porn lookalike threads I've seen and also might have got you jailed for a little while a few months ago when I sent pics of his stuff [sorry😞]) but I can't stop thinking about him.

this is maybe less stucky related and more porn rec related but I had to share bc he's been my go to for inspo for weeks now and I'm in a giving mood... I hope this is okay, ignore it if not lol

(his voice in this particular video makes me weak btw😶)

I am not familiar!

(And don't worry, no hard feelings, I'm sure it would've happened at one point or another anyway with what I post, lmao)

I can see why you can't stop thinking about him, though 👀 that voice especially and his lookalike potential, good god

Thanks for the rec, I--and other people, too, I'm sure, lol--appreciate it. I will have to do some of my own research when I have the time 😏

[beevean]

isaactor hecula isaacula for the bingo? for fun, trevor/grant too

👀

Isaactor:

The divorsties 🥰

I got in an Isaactor mood again after picking up my old WIP, which is funny because the chapter I'm working on is mostly Hector bashing Isaac like the bitter ex that he is :P but yeah. They have a relationship. Not sure what kind of relationship, but they definitely have one. I wish at least one of the prequels fed me more than the smallest of breadcrumbs.

... I'm just weak for that "we're fundamentally incompatible and we are toxic for each other and we are using each other for our deepest selfish needs and yet we are so close that we're part of each other and I can't imagine my life without you" thing that is rotating in my head. Then you add the divorce, and you have a beautiful mess <3

Hecula:

"It's not my OTP," I say, as I squee fangirl-style everytime I see someone fall in hell with me, or even better draw fanart/talk about it. I may be in denial :P

Anyway, yadda yadda, it's abusive, it's gross, it's Problematic™, it hits those very nice tropes that make my brain rot faster than fruit in summer (age gap, abuse of power imbalance, mentor/protégé, manipulation...), IMO it enriches Hector's character arc of finding freedom and agency in the human world, I am utterly fascinated by how Dracula's feelings for Hector are described in Japanese, it's Lenector done right.

(I was about to tick "it would never work in canon but", just to get that bingo, but I can't lie. After all, it's canon and I have proof :P although I admit there is a lot of heavylifting to do here since we know very little of what Hector thought of Dracula pre-betrayal)

Isaacula:

The mirror opposite of Hecula. Isaac adores his Lord and would nullify himself for him, and Dracula is, at best, only mildly amused to have a dog at his beck and call, but won't grant him the Special Treatment that Isaac craves :P I still rotate in my head various possibilities on what Dracula does to Isaac, from completely ignoring him, to only feeding on him but pretty much for necessity, to also using him as a toy but without any sort of fondness, just a way to manipulate him and keeping him happy and compliant.

Sidenote, I find somewhat amusing that Isaac is "merely" Dracula's loyal servant in canon, as in one that simply didn't even think of betraying his Lord, but it's just so, so easy to imagine him as being utterly, selflessly devoted to the point of self-destruction. It's because of the collar and tattoos. Because Isaac has a fantastic character design that tells you everything you need to know about him without anyone explaining it to you. (and personally, I've always loved his line "if you have a good weapon, you use it, don't you?", which just. says a lot about him. my broken boy <3)

And second sidenote, I honestly wonder why any combination of Dracula/Hector/Isaac seems to be so unpopular, even back in the day when people were far less picky regarding ships :\ (N!Isaactor is quite popular, but I haven't found anything for N!Isaacula and N!Hecula. The latter sucks so I understand, but idk, are people really afraid of some good lord/servant ship even when positive like in the former's case?)

Gravor (?)

I see them as fire-forged besties (or "besties" 😏), but I can absolutely see the romantic appeal! Also their relationship is underrated in general because Grant is underrated in general :(

[baileys-writing-desk]

Animal Crossing: The Group Chat

The squad uses their NookPhones to make a group chat. Characters in the tags :)

Rep. McAllister created “the GOAT squad”

Rep. McAllister added bailey rose to the chat

bailey rose: First

Rep. McAllister: SHIT

bailey rose: ✌️

Rep. McAllister: I will DISOWN YOU

bailey rose: is this supposed to be a group chat??

bailey rose: because there’s only 2 of us

Rep. McAllister: IM WORKING ON IT HOLD ON

Rep. McAllister: im gonna add guilliver

bailey rose: you spelled his name wrong

Rep. McAllister: GODDAMMIT

Rep. McAllister added Gulliver to the chat

bailey rose: Gully, hoi

Rep. McAllister: Answer your phone Gulliver

Rep. McAllister added Wilbur and Orville to the chat

bailey rose: YOU ADDED YOUR EX TO THIS CHAT????

Rep. McAllister: SHUT UP WE’RE STILL FRIENDS

bailey: you haven’t talked in 4 months

Rep. McAllister: SHUSH

Wilbur: What’s up electric hair dryers, it’s your local leg warmer!!

bailey rose: Wilbur what are you on

Wilbur: I don’t do drugs.

bailey rose: ….

Wilbur: Hold on. I’ll grab Gully for ya.

Rep. McAllister: 👍

bailey rose: :)

Gulliver: What’s up, Skipper?

bailey rose: HOYA GULLIVER

Rep. McAllister: HIIIII BESTIE

Gulliver: wait….why are we goats

Wilbur: You don’t know what GOAT stands for??

bailey rose: WHAT????

Gulliver: IM SORRY I DONT KNOW

bailey rose: Greatest of all time

Gulliver: Ahhhh……I’m gonna cry in the corner from embarrassment.

Wilbur: Gully don’t.

Gulliver: 😭😭😭😭 I cri

Rep. McAllister: Nooooo guys, we made Gulliver cry!

Gulliver: Don’t worry, behind this phone I am not actually crying.

Wilbur: Phew.

bailey rose: guys why do u type in complete sentences this isn’t an english essay

Wilbur: Because that’s what I want to do.

Rep. McAllister: It’s professional. I am a leader.

Gulliver: yuo cna speel wurds ayn wey yoou watn adn stlil red teh stenence

Rep. McAllister: Gulliver, how much sleep did you get last night?

Gulliver: …..

Gulliver: At least five hours.

Wilbur: It was less than that.

Gulliver: NO! DONT CALL ME OUT!

bailey rose: 👀

Rep. McAllister: You were playing that snake game on Orville’s computer again, weren’t you?

Orville: WHAT??

Gulliver: I WAS TRYING TO BEAT MY HIGH SCORE!!!!!!

bailey rose: hi orville

Orville: Gulliver, I told you to go to bed by eleven.

Gulliver: I am adult now. I make the rules.

Orville: GULLIVER NO

Gulliver: 😏

bailey rose: gulliver you’re like always passed out, how do you function with less than FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP????

Gulliver: Coffee.

Wilbur: I just KNOW Gully is yawning in his room right now.

Gulliver: 😠

Orville: WAIT THATS WHERE MY COFFEE WENT

Gulliver: …..

Gulliver: oh no

Orville: I want to be mad at you, but I can’t because you’re too nice. So, no coffee for the next two days.

Gulliver: WHAT??????

Orville: You need to sleep more. And don’t steal my coffee.

Gulliver: I’m so sorry Orville, I was really tired this morning during my shift and I needed my coffeeeeee!!

bailey rose: this is fun to watch

Rep. McAllister: Agreed.

Orville: Wait…Allie is in this chat?

bailey rose: Bro Allie created this chat. 😂

Orville: …..

Orville: So anyways, I am a dumbass!

Gulliver: Me too!!

Wilbur: Me three!!

Rep. McAllister: Should’ve named this chat the Dumbass Squad.

bailey rose: don’t do that

Rep McAllister: you’re on thin ice bailey

Gulliver: Should we add Ketchup to this chat?

Rep. McAllister: I’m on it laddie!

Rep. McAllister added KETCHUP THE POP STAR to the chat

Gulliver: Wait what if we made a group chat with like the entire town????

Wilbur: Gully, that would be too many people for one group chat.

Gulliver: 🥺

Wilbur: Don’t puppy dog eyes me, Gully. That is Too Many People.

Gulliver: Fine. 😠

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: WHATS UP FELLAS I JUST GOT BACK FROM DANCE PRACTICE!!!! I AM GONNA BE THE BIGGEST POP STAR IN COZY BEACH JUST WATCH ME!!!!!! WHEN I’M FAMOUS IWILL

bailey rose: hi ketchup

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: I WILL GIVE ALL OF YALL MY AUTOGRAPHARAMA AND DIP OUT FOR MY PRIVATE JET AND GO OUT ON STAGE WITH BRIGHT LIGHTSAND D PARTTTYYYYYY!!!!

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: How are y’all doing????

Gulliver: Just fine, skipper!

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: Gulliver is in this chat? Awesomesauce!

Gulliver: I am indeed.

Wilbur: Gully has something to tell you.

Gulliver: NO! NO! DONT TELL HER

Rep. McAllister: Gulliver stayed up too late playing games on the computer again.

Gulliver: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU.

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: Again?

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: So this wasn’t the first time?

Gulliver: It happened one other time.

Wilbur: It was more than that.

Gulliver: How DARE you??

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: GULLIVER GO TO BED TONIGHT.

Rep. McAllister: Yeah Gulliver, do it.

bailey rose: if we can get gulliver to go to bed at a reasonable time, we will get him cookies tomorrow.

Gulliver: COOKIES??

Gulliver: Hell yeah.

bailey rose: and gully if you stay up on the computer tonight, i’m gonna add tom nook to this chat.

Rep. McAllister: IF YOU ADD TOM NOOK TO THIS CHAT I WILL BREAK YOUR ANKLES

Tom Nook: Hello, this is Mr. Nook speaking, yes yes!

Rep. McAllister: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Rep. McAllister: HOW DID HE GET HERE?? I DIDNT EVEN ADD HIM!!!!!!!!

bailey rose: I DONT KNOW!!!!!!

Gulliver: o-o

Tom Nook: Is there a matter in which you need my assistance? Construction, perhaps?

Rep. McAllister: Hello, Mr. Nook. I apologize for our craziness in this group chat. I don’t know how you found your way in here, but all is well.

Tom Nook: I see. Do you want to build a bridge? Or maybe a new incline?

Rep. McAllister: I don’t want to build anything right now.

Tom Nook: But McAllister, I have striking new deals! 50% off on all bridges for two days! Normally a zen bridge would be 228,000 Bells, but now it’s 200,000 Bells!

bailey rose: …

Rep. McAllister: That’s not 50% off.

Tom Nook: Now, listen up PUNK.

Gulliver: oh-

Tom Nook: You want that bridge or not?

Rep. McAllister: Mr. Nook, you never call anyone a punk.

Wilbur: Guys, Orville’s been awfully quiet…

bailey rose: so have you, wil.

Wilbur: Besides the point. Orville isn’t in this chat anymore.

Gulliver: WHAT???? He left?? NOOOO, TOM NOOK KICKED HIM OUT!!!!!!

Rep. McAllister: Wait a second……

bailey rose: ……

Rep McAllister: That’s Orville! He changed his name and profile picture! You sneaker!

Tom Nook: Yes yes, I assume you don’t want that bridge.

Tom Nook has left the chat

Wilbur: That was Orville 100%. Nice job, y’all fell HARD.

Rep. McAllister: Ok, Wil, you don’t have to EXPOSE all of us now!

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: GULLIVER

Gulliver: Yes?

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: IF YOU GO TO BED TONIGHT I WILL DO A DANCE FOR YOU

Gulliver: I thought we already established that I am going to bed tonight?

Rep. McAllister: And he’s getting cookies.

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: I WANT A COOKIEEEEEEEEEE

Gulliver: Those are for me. But I can save you one.

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: YEEESSS I EAT THEM ALL

Gulliver: I said 1. ONE.

KETCHUP THE POP STAR: I EAT *IT*

Gulliver: 👍

bailey rose: can i have one too

Gulliver: Okay. Everybody gets ONE EACH. and the rest are for me.

Wilbur: Got it, Gully!

Rep. McAllister: Woo hoo, I get a cookie!

bailey rose: what about orville

Rep. McAllister: We’ll save him one.

Rep. McAllister added Orville to the chat

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Broo leave Ravi alone about Eddie 😭😭

Especially because he either drank more than usual or is less drunk that you xD

Wild lol

Did you park where you shouldn't have xD

Brooo

Lol

Poor Ravi 😭

Wild XD

Fair point Ravi

Yes he would 💀

LOLL yeah yes let's bring that up XDD

I gotta say Buck does need some time to be able to talk about it without being judged, but new friends (or old friends you ignored) shouldn't have to constantly hear about who they're "replacing" xdd

Anyway a little bit worshippy there Buck 😬

LOL finally one of you xD

Wild lol

Leave him alone

Yes fair lol

See he doesn't even want it he just wants to do something with you xdd 😭

The pitiful way Buck is slouched 😭 xD

Okay nevermind lol he will drink it

OUAGH

RAVI

DOESN'T KNOW

:OOO

:DDDD

NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HIIII MY BOY :DDDD 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳!!!!

Hi Tommy 🥰���!

Okay so I did know he was showing up but I thought he just WOULD not that Ravi would bring him over to ease the tension 💀

The FICS from Tommy's point of view there must be :DDD

STOPP he looks so uncomfortable, bro was forced over here xDD

Will Ravi just pass Buck off actually lol

Also poor Buck not your best luck for running into your ex xD

Okay I need to unpause SLFKFJKD

HE GRACES OUR SCREEN AGAIN Y'ALL!!

Okay phew anyway lol

Glad I got to him before I had to leave because I probably won't finish the episode lol (need to leave in an hour)

Okay I gotta go back a few seconds lol, fully appreciate this xD

Ahh and that look is Ravi seeing him lol

Okay not quite as bad as I thought Buck

AAHHHHH THERE HE ISS!!!

Hi again Tommy :DD :'DD 🥰🥰🥰🥹

STOPPP HIS LITTLE SMIIIILE!!

Buck like 👁️👄👁️ u h. Tommy 😶😬😳

And UNDERSTANDABLE LOL

My goah

Do NOT take a seat has Buck not been tortured enough 😭

I mean I want it to happen but xD

Though maybe Ravi is doing it on purpose lol

Maybe just a bit based on Buck's reaction but didn't know before that xD

Buck like "uhhh yeeah. Sure"

Does Ravi even know they dated XDD

Like you'd think he would but maybe he didn't pick up on it 💀

And you think if he knew he'd assume they're broken up based on like everything about this xD

STOPPP TOMMY ONCE AGAIN LOOKS SOO AWKWARD

He had some charisma helping him there for a second but he's back to looking 😧😨😳😬👀 (looking away)

Buck like: umm. . lemon. .

Ravi really said: okay here bye 🥰

STOPP LOL catching up to do xDD

LIKE DOES HE KNOW AND HE JUST DOESN'T CARE!!! XDD??

Ridiculous

Iconic Ravi I'm not gonna lie

Their facesss 😭😭😭 xD

HELP XDD

Bye Ravi LOL

HELP

WILD BUCK O.O 💀💀 LOL

And right in front of him

He deserves it though I'm ngl XD

Iconic go off lol

STOP that "how are things" oh GOSH I'm gone on them

And then one each other

And clearly Tommy is much better (at least at pretending anyway) at breakups than Buck

He seems like yeah it's awkward but he could get through this yk

Though in these 10 seconds (dig at me for pausing so much lol) Buck is doing better than I thought 🥰

Anyway UAAHHHH they're still so comfortable with each other like I thought he'd ask it in a "so! how are things 🙂🫠!" way but it was in a "how are things 😌😏 (not sexy but knowing)" kinda way

Like bro knows a little bit

Yeahh sure Buck lol

THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HIMMM 😭😭😭😭

Yeah lol O.O 💀 gonna tell him Eddie moved away xD?

I mean he might've seen it but yk lol

OOP TRANSITION OF YOU TALKING ABOUT MOVING IN TO Y'ALL GOING BACK THERE O.O 👀👀👀👀👀??

Okay sorry anyway

LOL yep o.o

The concern 🥺🥺🥹 xD fair lol

💀💀 GOSH THAT SOUNDS BAD

Yes the two things are unrelated XDD

Tommy's rollercoaster of facial expressions through that lol

Immediately telling him she's pregnant is crazy 💀 like this man can not keep any secrets as soon as he shows up xD

Not that it's so much a secret anymore but yk

Not connected lol yeah

Not the sister stuff I assume xD

IMAGINE TOMMY WAS GOING ON SOME IDENTICAL SIDE QUEST XDD

HONESTLY 911 MIGHT DO THAT LOL

Like I don't think they did but I wouldn't put it past them in general xD

INSANE LOL

Immediately dismissing it, asking about the 118 (the family he never got to have and had a taste of and lost it again because he blew up his own happiness - another TK I know behavior I'm not gonna lie) - you can't make me believe things are actually good 😭

And Buck isn't so yk xD

Oop yep, fair enough

Buck <33

Oh right it's the 118 we're talking about not just Buck lol

What you doing calling him Diaz xD

The shoulders of Tommy, tension xdd

Seee he didn't know xdd

Noo he didn't tell him o.o

Is Tommy about to confess to cutting him off in self sacrificing/sabotaging move after they broke up. . . 👉👈

And Buck like bro I didn't mean to take your friend with that (not that he did the breaking up with)

Nope he didn't 😬😬

OOOP EDDIE STOPPED SPEAKING TO H I M :OO :D!!

Yk what I love their friendship and rude Eddie 😭😭 but also I mean, seniority man xD sometimes you gotta support the homies lol <33 kinda go off Eddie

Also the look on Tommy's face there :((

THE LEAN IN!!

:OOO

AAAHHHHHH

UAAAAGHHHHHHHHH HE IS ALSO FIGHTING NOT TO CALL HIM!!!! WE KNEW IT!! WE CALLED IT!! E ARE WINNINGGG 😭😭😭😭🥹🥹!!!!

IDK FOR HOW LONG BUT I'LL TAKE IT :'DDDD

:OOO AAAAHHHHHH DRIVING BY HIS PLACE!!!

Wait what O.O

OH RIGHT LOL!!!!

WAIT STOP I SWEAR I READ A FIC OR A POST JUST LIKE THIS

MAYBE IT WAS A LEAK OR PREDICTION IDK BUT O.O WHAT THE FREAK!! Y'ALL ARE RIGHT

UAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Bro is confused lol

Okay good casual

Okay yeah chill chill :))

Meanwhile Tommy like cool so I was just driving heartbrokenly by some random apartment 👍 cool

I mean it could've been a couple weeks ago when Buck still lived there but xD

Soo how we gonna talk about the fact that it's Eddie's lol

Also Ravi setting them up like this was absolute iconic, of it works long time he is the absolute king and gets to hold it over their head forever idec

Oooop okay we're grabbing the beersss actually sitting down and having this conversation we're relaxing getting into ittt :DD

:O

UAGH

UAHHH :OOO

WHAAATTTT BUUUUCKK

Okay I'm gonna have so much to say here I'm just gonna record myself for prosperity's sake so I don't have to pause ever .3 seconds and then go back through lol

Because I KNOW this is about to be insane

THE FAAACEE

Okay one second lol

I'M GONNA DIE

[gonardo-writes]

“Okay,” Wim says as he pushes pause and gets up to sit at the small dining table. Jin places the food on plates and serves him some sake. Wim takes a shot and grimaces slightly at the burn but enjoys it going down.

“Pace yourself,” Jin warns.

“Do you take me for a lightweight?” Wim scoffs only for Jin to shake his head. “I’ll be a good boy.” He grins this time as Jin chokes on his own drink. Score one for him!

The food is delicious and filling, much needed. It will hopefully help with the sake that he drinks with his meal, and Wim plans on sipping on water later anyway. Soon enough they continue with the movie. With liquid courage pulsing in his veins, Wim places his head on Jin’s shoulder who looks at him briefly and asks if he’s feeling okay.

“Mm hmm. A little drowsy but not drunk. Besides I will drink more water,” he promises. Wim nuzzles in closer and sighs, his racing thoughts slowing down enough to where he’s content and less worried. It’s a nice feeling and one he wants to experience more often. Especially if it’s with Jin, and for once that thought doesn’t scare him, instead it makes him feel both bolder and safer. Is this what Phu or Cir feels like with one another?

Me: are they gonna kiss

Wim: maybe if I’m feeling nice 😏

Me: 👀

Ah the joys of writing