#anyway jisung hottie

[honeybinnies]

hey guys, it’s been a while. i feel like i need to explain myself for the sudden pop-ups and disappearances lately, so i’m gonna make a full statement here before i forget about it. 

while part of why i’ve been disappearing lately is because of the upcoming school events our school has prepared, i’ve begun to feel a tad bit insecure about my content here in this blog. maybe it’s because of societal habit, or maybe because my smuts are too soft for the community, either way, it’s what’s stopping me from making these blurbs ever since 2020 started rolling around. 

other than that, the dashboard’s been very overwhelming to me for reasons i won’t state, but i felt like i needed to get away for a moment, hence the reason why i’ve only been visiting every once in a while. it was only through a deep conversation with @starryjoongs (js i love cara so much shes literally the only person i can rely my entire self to :((( ) that made me realize that i didn’t need to feel so insecure about my works. we figured that we would just have to keep on doing things our way, and we intend to keep it that way until we can’t handle it anymore. 

so when i came back to the blog today, i was shocked when i saw explosive reactions to some of my blurbs, some of which i feel very insecure about because it didn’t gain much notes back then. your reblogs and tags to my blurbs made me very happy, and i appreciate that you enjoyed reading them! thank you so much for the love, you guys. your words made me feel more confident to post here more often, and even though i’m shit at taking requests, you still support me either way. i thank you every time for that. 

here’s the bad news, however. from the start of 2020, i’ve talked it out with a few close moots of mine, and i decided that by the end of the 2020, i won’t be writing for honeybinnies anymore. don’t worry, i won’t leave you guys just yet. it’s just i have a future ahead of me that i really cherish and look forward to, and if future interviews want to look up extra info of me, i wouldn’t want them figuring out that  write smut, and of idol members. i hope you all understand that my future means so much to me, and i wouldn’t want it to me ruined because of some teenage fantasy crafted out of peer pleasure. 

here’s the good news! after more talking, i’ve decided that i would NOT delete this account. instead, i’ll make it an archived account and move to a more secretive account, one where i have a whole different persona. i’m not ready to stop writing blurbs and scenarios of my faves, so i wanted to settle into something more anonymous. i’ve already created the account, and i’ve been hanging around there recently. you can try to find me if you want, but i doubt you can ever find me lmao. 

that sums up pretty much about what i wanted to say for the future of this blog. thank you so much for the support and love you have given me so far, and i will continue to do my best with this blog so that it doesn’t go to waste when i archive this blog. i’ll be back soon with some satisfactory content, so until then, see you guys around :) 

[hanjisungz-archive]

😊🎉

[levhanter]

curiosity tag !! <3

i’ve been tagged by the lovely @hyukaheart​ <3 thank you angel !! so i tried my best :

which artists make you instantly smile when you hear their laughs?

jisung, felix, chan, changbin <3

what’s a song you’d like to recommend to the person who tagged you?

here, have some free serotonin <3

which artist/s have your favourite voices?

doyoung (nct), keonhee (oneus), chanhee (tbz), renjun (nct) have the prettiest voices for me !! and also jisung <3 (fun fact : my alarm is sunshine by skz so jisung’s voice wakes me up every morning !! talk about being whipped...)

what are some sets from the wonderful ccs here that you find yourself thinking about often?

[warning : there’s gonna be a lot (a lot) of han jisung]

this pretty set that @hyunjinz​ made for me !

these sets of jisung being a cutie and a hottie made by @jjsungie​

and the iconic choco chip by @skzflix​

literally every set from @chrisbangs​

bonus : jisung pretending to be felix on the phone by @hyunjinify​

if you could steal (affectionately akcnjd) an idol’s pet, who’s would it be and why?

berry !! she’s so cute (and her dad is kind of a cutie too)

which artists that share your star sign do you like?

the cancer squad <3 : taeyong / taemin / keonhee / san / and i share my birthday with lia (itzy) and aisha (everglow) !

do you have any favourite photoshoots that your ults have done?

i don’t really keep up with photoshoots honestly... (can’t handle the handsomeness ig)

what songs do you always get stuck in your head?

my pace (skz), asap (stayc), valkyrie (oneus), the stealer (tbz), rollin (brave girls).......

who are your favourite dancers in kpop right now?

i always have a soft spot for dancers oopsie :3

danceracha, especially minho (he is so strong and powerful but so precise at the same time like ??? insane) / hwanwoong (please watch this you won’t regret it)  / ten (let’s all agree he is the dance machine of kpop) / taemin (no need to explain haha taem king) / jimin (i like the contemporary dance vibe he has if that makes sense) / san (competing with hyunjin in the category “dances like rent is due tomorrow”)

are there any photos of your ults that you find yourself thinking about a lot?

certified 100% soft and uwu

which artist/s do you feel you can see yourself in?

han jisung <3 i could be wrong but i feel like his loud moodmaker personality is a facade for his insecurity and need for validation. sometimes i’m scared that he tries too hard to impress people but actually feels kind of lonely inside. also he makes a lot of references to feeling anxious/depressed in his songs but idk ! maybe i’m projecting too much of myself on him ! anyway *insert bgm* i am youuu, i see me in you <3

who’s rapping do you always find yourself vibing with?

i’m a 3racha supremacist so obviously them !!!! also ravn from oneus

are there any artist/s who’s talking voice you could listen to forever?

not to sound like myself but obviously jisung (btw babe what r u waiting for to go on vlive ?), chan, minho, felix...

is there anyone who always manages to give you gender envy?

yes ! a lot ! taeyong ! ten ! yeonjun ! xion ! felix ! some more that i can’t think of rn (it happens pretty often tbh)

and finally, what idol do you thing the person who tagged you is most like?

idk why but you give me sunshine felix vibes <3

so i’m propably missing things but that’s what came to my mind atm ! i’m tagging some moots but please don’t feel pressured at all to do this ! love u <3

@sunook​ @kingleedo​ @bowieisworried​ @childofthecycle @pastelette​

[staysuki]

i only simp for fictional characters :">> bc i would nt take interest in a creepy ass dude who low key radiates pervert vibes (he leg8 stalks pls , he appears out of nowhere outside the ladies bathroom !!!!!!! ) SRSLY HE S FKING WEIRD SLC FELIX IS RED FLAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG but since it s, as i said, fictitious ,,, i will simp to my heart s content 🤩

"I agree tho the idea of Han being the bad wolf would be something no one expects" that s exactly why i m preparing myself if ever jisung comes out as a bad boy 😎 just so that my expectations of him being innocent doesn t shatter.

LMAO CAN T YOU DELETE THE ASK?? 😭😭😭 my perfectionist self is shaking knowing full that your inbox will never stay empty :">> AND DOESN T LOVEGAME ANON ALSO KNOW THAT?? read her "why is everyone simping for yandera Felix 😭✋🏼" ask, i know you know which paragraph i m referring to, hopefully 💀 IDK IF SHE ALSO DOESN T KNOW OR SHE S BEING mapang-asar ✨ too 🤔

so jisung s going to be a love threat huh 👀 i love this. rip lackeys 1, 2, 3 ☹ even though none of us knew your names, you will be forever remembered. anyways, i m keeping jake 😎 [could’ve gone way worse] -> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THIS WAS THE SCENE tHAT I WAS WAITING FOR ALL THIS TIME 😭

🌺 SAMEEE ,, if i encounter a person like felix irl i would ve canceled him immediately :// we stan fiction armour <333

neways, ASHHH YOU SHOULD PROB LINK UR MASTERLIST IN YOUR BIO (??) OR SMTH JUST SO THAT NEW COMMERS WILL SEEEE IT !!! then, yes, pin the latest fic you posted :333

i m reading the haunting tomo cuz i need full brain capacity since, i quote, includes clues and various metaphors/symbolism that indicate the future plot arcs in the second series heh.

- ␈

hey 😭✨ maybe he was just coming from the men’s bathroom y’know~ coincidences and whatnot idk. or maybe he just loves hiding JSHWJSHSH. but yes, walking red flag slc felix is only a hottie in a fictional standpoint 🚩 i bet if this was a movie nobody would like him either 💀💀

JSHWJSHHSS ya’ll really sussing jisung out huh LMFAO its so funny pls.

BUT I DONT WANNA. I WANNA ANSWER IT

and we’re just talking in non-spoiler ways, that’s why

no, i changed my mind, jisung’s not a love threat anymore. he will be a leader of a secret syndicate gang called the southwing snakes, he’ll start wearing crown beanies that he can’t stop wearing because he’s a ~weirdo~ and he has a dog named lord hotdog the third. you guys did this.

rip lackeys 1, 2, and 3, you will always be remembered. not by hyunjin but you will be.

fuck the newcomers 🤧 JKJK. i’m too lazy. linking stuff on tumblr bios is so hard for no reason. the halloween fic will only be there for a few days anyways idk.

JSHAJSHS u don’t need to theorize. u can enjoy the fic in itself 😭

[luvknow]

skz as characters from kdramas/kdrama male tropes

woojin : ji-hong from doctor crush aka the super smart & successful hottie who looks our for you and is emotionally available at all costs & doesnt understand how hot he is 😐

chan : dal-geon from vagabond aka the super passionate and hit headed and diligent man who has zero skills in talking to women and talks too much

minho : tae-o from my first first love aka the naggy best friend who wont shut up when you hurt yourself but he will always care for you and is tsundere

changbin : any role played by kim woobin LMAO young do from heirs comes to mind aka the rich buff dude who's kinda scary and kinda emo and just wants to be understood 🥺

hyunjin : minhyuk from strong woman do bong soo aka the fashionable and flirty ceo who has trouble understanding struggles but always listens anyways and is over protective even tho you're probably stronger than him 🥺

jisung : in-ho from cheese in the trap or joon hyung from weightlifting fairy kim bok joo 😭 aka the goof ball who needs to watch his potty mouth & falls in love too easily and is the crowd favorite

felix : ji hoo from boys over flowers or shin woo from you're beautiful aka the sweetie pie side piece that YOU JUST WANT HIM TO GET THE GIRL BUT FOR SOME REASON HE DOESN'T CUZ THE MAIN CHARACTER IS STUPID. ALSO THE CROWD FAVORITE

seungmin : i can also see him as joo hyung tbh?????? or any role played by nam joo hyuk lmao

jeongin : ok hear me out...... joon young from uncontrollably fond aka sweet and playful and a lil dangerous LOL as a bf but like if you ever do him any wrong he gets really hurt and closed off and emo and silent but once he sees you still love him he will give you his ALL and his drama would be an emotional rollercoaster because you wanna laugh and fall in love and SOB BECAUSE HE IS ILL

[peachyhyvck]

nct as things my coworkers have said;

so! I work at a sports bar/restaurant, and my coworkers tend to do/say some pretty hilarious shit!! so I figured - why not turn it into an “nct as…” post??

taeil: *walks into the kitchen looking both confused and disturbed*

“I accidentally spilled some beer on this dudes lap, and when I tried to help him wipe it off, his dick got all hard!!! and honestly, Im not sure if I should be honored or weirded the fuck out…”

*goes on to get tipped waaayyyy more than necessary by that same guy*

johnny: *makes “hand binoculars” to stare at a hot customer through the window*

*gets caught staring with “hand binoculars” by that very same customer*

taeyong: coworker #1 (taeyong): “i had waayyy too much coffee today, and i have to shit so bad that my asshole is literally on fire”

coworker #2: “then go shit? it’s not even that busy - you’ll be fine”

coworker #1 (taeyong): “I can’t! I can only shit when i’m at home and my dog is sitting in the bathroom with me!!”

yuta: *puts his number in a hot customers hat while he’s outside smoking*

*not even 30 minutes later, 3 more hot customers come in*

coworker #2: “you should’ve waited to give your number out cause the guys at table 3 are fine as hell”

coworker #1 (yuta): “girl, I’ll throw my number out like some damn confetti! shit, I don’t care - I’m just tryna fuck”

doyoung: coworker #1: “go ask the hottie at table 12 if he’d smash or pass me”

coworker #2 (doyoung): “wtf - no, why would i do that??”

coworker #1: “well you’d think after all we’ve been through that you’d help me out by asking this guy a simple question!!”

*coworker #1 walks away annoyed*

coworker #2 (doyoung): “well I mean, I didn’t really wanna ask my boyfriend if he’d like to bang my coworker - but he wouldn’t even go for your nasty ass anyway, honey! sure, he’ll be smashin’ tonight, but it ain’t gon’ be your sorry ass - so I ain’t even trippin!!”

ten: *sees a hot customer*

very short coworker #1 (ten): “he’s hella fine, but too short for me”

coworker #2: “HE’S too short for YOU?”

coworker #1 (ten): “yeah, I like to climb my men like trees so they’ve gotta be of descent height”

jaehyun: *walking upstairs to seat an older couple*

old man: “wow! these are some pretty steep stairs - i don’t know how you continuously climb those all day”

coworker (jaehyun): “oh, they’re brutal! I would’ve quit here months ago, but the repeated stair climbing has really tightened my glutes, so I thought it’d be best if I stuck around - for the sake of a nice ass”

winwin: *on the clock - greeting a new table*

customer being greeted: “oh! you’re our server? I had no idea - you look so young!!”

coworker (winwin): *forced smile and awkward laughter* “yeah, I get that a lot”

*off the clock - leaving the bar after finishing shift*

dude who’s walking in as coworker is walking out: “what the fuck are you doing in a bar - you look like you’re 7 years old”

coworker (winwin): “i’m 18 years old you piece of shit!!”

mark: *woman, (sister of the birthday girl), comes downstairs to warn us that she’s on her way, and reminds us to tell her that the party upstairs is for MARY (a relative), and not SUSAN (the actual birthday girl)*

coworker (mark): “alright, got it!!”

*not even 5 minutes later, susan shows up*

coworker (mark): “hi, are you here for susan’s party?”

customer (susan): “um, i’m susan… did you mean mary’s party?”

coworker (mark): “oh, uhh… listen, I can’t lie to you - that’s your surprise birthday party up there, but I kinda fucked it up for you, so you’ve gotta act really surprised when you enter so they don’t know you know! here, let’s practice your shocked face before you go up!!”

renjun: *gets handed $50 by the boss for doing a good job during a busy night*

*starts crying because of the nice gesture*

jeno: *exhausted and extremely out of it*

*everyone in the restaurant starts screaming/cheering when our city’s MLB team scores a run*

coworker (jeno), frightened by the sudden noise: “whY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING!!!!!!!”

donghyuck: *ranting about this one bitch*

“I swear to god i’d beat the shit out of her if i didn’t already have an assault charge on my record…”

jaemin: *arguing with a very intoxicated, very angry customer*

drunk guy: *throws a punch*

coworker (jaemin): *ducks out of the way, so the guy behind him gets completely nailed in the face - instantly falling to the ground*

coworker (jaemin), to the dazed, bloody stranger: “oh shit, dude, you alright???”

chenle: *bringing a cocktail to a table of 6 adults*

one of the women, talking to the man who ordered the drink: “ooh that looks really yummy! can I try some, daddy?”

coworker (chenle): *has to go in the back and take a minute cause he can’t stop fucking laughing*

jisung: *walks by a couple sucking each other’s faces off and whispers under his breath*

“jesus christ - get a fucking room”

*guy stands up, appearing much larger than he looked while sitting down*

angry dude: “what the fuck did you just say!!”

coworker (jisung), scared shitless: “i-i said I have to get a broom!! someone spilled popcorn and i-“

*runs away, forgetting the broom*

[jewel-s-blog]

about me + bias list

 hi there, I’m jewel :)

she/her/hers ・ 20 ・ kpop (writing) blog

Yes, Jewel is my real name although my parents admit I was supposed to be named elizabeth but changed their minds last minute after I was born how cute and I’m currently in university. I study political science and japanese for those wondering (because yes, I am japanese and it’s helpful when you live in hawaii to have that degree yk?). If any of this stuff is even mildly interesting and you have any curiosities, pls feel free to ask me!

I try to write some things when I can, so feel free to take a look at my masterlist. I also read A LOT of fics on this site, so also peep my recs if you feel like it. Warning: its mostly fluff and angst and almost always includes smut but there’s some really good stuff worth reading still! 

Feel free to talk to me :) i don’t have any kpop friends irl :( all my friends are locals smh 

I try my hardest to be active as much as possible but it’s taken me over a year to finally get used to tumblr lol marklee and i both struggle with complex technology i guess Of course, there are times when I get busy with college and will probably seem to drop off the face of the planet exam season kills but now that I’ve been in quarantine for a month, I figured now is the best time to start building an active tumblr routine. 

That’s all for now! Keep reading below for my bias list :)

xoxo, jewel <3

Bias List 

Before I begin, I will warn that this is basically a giant NCT shxtpost. With LOTS of hyperlinks for educational purposes and absolute crackhead-ery. I’ll eventually make a separate list for other groups I stan, but this blog is mainly NCT and this is already so long so I’ll leave it as this. Enjoy!

Biases are bolded in the beginning of each unit, so you can skip everything after if you don’t wanna see my ramblings following it.

A/N: After biasing nearly every member in NCT/WayV I’ve settled for now on my biases for each unit. This will most likely rotate fairly regularly as I literally fall in love with a different member every day cited here. solo stan? I don’t know her.

ULT

Jaehyun  *ahem excuse me i mean* 

Johnny Suh, it’s official. Don’t know how to explain, but I love everything about him. In the end, it’s always him. damn i sound like y/n thoughts but istg it’s true From SM Rookies to NCT Life to MV behinds, he’s the one. But I’ve also come to realize that I find myself most relatable to him as a person and I think that’s why no one else can trump him wow narcissist much jewel It’s kind of just my gut feeling. It also helps that hes the fluffiest tall, muscular tight booty hottie on the planet. See this black on black dance practice for further scientific explanation even in this jaehyun trying to wreck me so badddddd

Not gonna lie, I HAD IT BAD FOR MARK LEE still do and yet Johnny overcame that. If mark lee were my first love, johnny is my soulmate.

UPDATE! 

Lee Jeno has officially been added to the ult list. *See the entirety of my april activity on my sns accounts if you would like to see how this happened haha :)

NCT U  

im in love with him bc he literally reminds me of my boyfriend -- i like chill guys ok

Taeil is my little teddy bear who looks great in red hair and has a voice form heaven. Evidence? Here you go. He didn’t stand out to me much in the beginning because I was either deaf or blind but after Chain, the game was OVER. +moon taeil in shorts?? serve them thighs honey. Love you bebe tomato <3

BUT Doyoung is the #1 bias wrecker here because have you seen his cover of beautiful on masked singer?? have you?? if not, let me educate you. Also his collab with Sejeong?? Literally the cutest MV ever, perfect for Christmas, listened to it every year since it’s release.

Listen to Coming Home - NCT U for further scientific evidence that NCT has top vocals in the kpop industry.

NCT 127

THE Jung Jaehyun. For reasons that need no explanation. but ill give it anyway smh

After watching the performance of herin and jaehyun singing a whole new world I knew that was it for me. (I still watch it once a month for my jaehyun-related health and to honor SM’s biggest loss, seo herin and ji hansol but thats for another conversation) back to jaehyun His vocals are unique in NCT and bring a nice color to their songs, the man looks good in literally anything, and I’ll probably say this about every member, but I love his dance style--body rolls for days sis. Definitely my ideal type, which my boyfriend is 100% aware of; no secrets in my relationship ofc which explains the wreckage. Pretty sure 81% of the fandom gets wrecked by him daily, so I think I’ll stop here. 

NCT Dream 

Renjun.  why? i just think he’s neat but no really, it was this performance (ok actually this got me ALL SORTS OF WRECKED) and this fancam that had me falling in love with him but were gonna ignore the fact that I get bias wrecked DAILY by all the other members  GOd-tier vocals, personality for daysssssss, variety KING HUANG RENJUN. Safe to claim that I go into renjun feels about 3x a week. Check my twitter for proof. +dnyl renjun was a blessing and I sometimes cant believe that it actually happened. How do I explain?? He’s literally the best boy, but when he gets all worked up....let’s stop there before I have to go to confession again.

But for fun, lets list why I have biased every dream member at some point shall we? (in no particular order) Dream might just be my ult group, songs always bop, members at star quality 

mark- yes i am including mark bc he was the reason i even started stanning dream dreamies leader since mmc days, mentor, A1 rap skills, ad libs go crazy, unparalleled dancing style, hardest worker, cutest watermelon advocate ever, all around amazing person can you tell he used to be my ult? + he’s a good christian boy and my catholic *ss has to confess my sins for being a simp for him 24/7

chenle- vocal GOD, most steady live vocals in kpop, laugh to die for

jeno- i cannot resist his eye smile i wanna cuddle and onstage charisma-2:54 “let’s goooooo” and i alskfdfjlkdldkfa. 

jaemin- “other than my members, i don’t have any friends” and yet he’s literally the most caring and wonderful little puff in existence fight me pls dont im a pacifist 

heachan- idk why but donghyukie feels like he could be my best friend and also cant stop staring at him in their dance practices his body proportions are unreal and his vocal ad libs?? don’t even get me STARTED on heachans vocals

jisung- he is my son, but also my son’s vocals?? MWAH that voice got me second guessing if he’s really my son 

WayV 

Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul another member where it kinda just....happened? In the end I was like “damn, when did you sneaky bugger get in my heart?” He’s got a similar vibe as Johnny AND DO NOT COME FOR MY THROAT FOR SAYING THAT THATS MY OPINION Like Johnny, I see myself in Ten. There are so many reasons why I love Ten, so I’ll make it simple and provide them to you. 

Reason 1 - Performance/dance  he just hit different, he’s THAT good. Reason 2 - vocals the amount his vocals has improved?? UNMATCHED. Reason 3 - INTELLECTUAL (still trying to find the clip of him talking about different kinds of love) Reason 4 - multi-lingual KING ok so this vid is him struggling in mandarin, but imagine, you speak thai and english and learn korean to debut and all of a sudden your agency says “ok learn chinese now.” MANDARIN IS ONE OF THE HARDEST LANGUAGES TO LEARN. Reason 5 - bad b*tch he just radiates bad bitxh energy in everything he does, and I appreciate a bad bitxh

BUT I love wayv’s chaotic energy and chemistry so much that I literally love them all dreamies watch out 

+special shoutout to xiaojuns vocals in Love Talk

+kun being a dimpled zaddy (jaehyun&kun type CONFIRMED)

+lucas holding binoculars like THAT @ 1:10

+yangx2 doing THIS (prepare to be blown away)

+hendery being a the best teacher 

+winwin BEING WINWIN THE DANCE GOD 

+winwin AGAIN and with Ten here i don’t even think i have to say that i tweeted about this everyday for a month and im still not over it. This specific dance really allowed winwin to shine even though ten is my bias. It really allowed others to see the fruit of his classical training even in modern dance which he never trained in. Not gonna be repetitive and SCREAM  say that he’s underrated, because we all know that already. Just show winwin some love, ok? thank you.

And so finally, we’ve reached the end. Phew, this took me almost 5 hours to put together because I definitely got carried away. For those who made it all the way to the end, thank you, I love you. It’s so messy and I don’t have the mental capacity to do anymore editing but I hope you got something from this massive post <3 Feel free to let me know what you think! xoxo, jewel