#anyway if i have any hs or college age people following me: DRINK PEDIALYTE | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

demigodsanswer · 3 years ago

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The Percy Jackson books are like PediaLyte. Yes, I know it's for kids. I had to go into the section of the store for kids to buy it. But, you know what, it made me feel better when I was a kid, and it still makes me feel better at 25. Sure, the reasons I feel bad in the first place are wildly different, but the PediaLyte helps nonetheless.

#by transitive property the percy jackson books should prevent and cure hangovers #now in my experience they do not do that #but im holding out hope #anyway if i have any hs or college age people following me: DRINK PEDIALYTE #fuck water chug pedialyte before you go to bed #or coconut water an potassium tablets #and EAT SOMETHING #this is all the advice i have #don't take any other advice from me #im getting a phd in theatre im USELESS

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