#anyway idk sometimes you want to like a movie for more than just vibes alone lol
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Lisa Frankenstein is the newest movie that lumps me in with cishet white men who just didn’t Get It bc i committed the cardinal sin of wanting the movie to be a little better
Like sorry I thought it could use some work, sorry I didn’t like Barbie, yes I’m a tumblr girlie who loves camp and aesthetics but that doesn’t mean I can’t ask for a more tightly written script 🫣
#lisa frankenstein#barbie 2023#uhhh whatever else idk#like it looked nice#some parts were funny#i rewatched Jennifer’s body the other week and was also like ……#like it’s alright but damn#now I’m scared to rewatch Juno lmao bc I remember actually loving that one#anyway idk sometimes you want to like a movie for more than just vibes alone lol#girlie cannot live on aesthetics alone#my thoughts#angel watches stuff
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(Some of) My other ships
Now, Reylo is my OTP. It is what I consider to be one of the best fictional love stories of all time.
I mean, look at them?!?With that being said, however, I wanted to make a post about my other ships. None come near Reylo, but I just wanted to gush a bit. I wonder if we have any other ships in common So here in no order, is my list:
Bunnydoll- Amazing Digital Circus
Okay, I know it’s confirmed we’re getting no main romance from this show. And I know Jax is supposed to be an ass no one likes. With that being said, they were lowkey cute in the episodes shown so far.
The look he gives her when he says “She (Pomni) still thinks this is a dream.” Or when he calls her Dollface 😫😫😫😫 (I’m whipped for pet names) there’s even like a live zoom call between the cast posted on YT where Jax’s va says “I love you Ragatha” at the request of a fan and it’s so cute 🥹 I also got parent vibes from them in the pilot when they were showing Pomni around.
It’s giving strict mom and idgaf dad.
Ik it’s probably not gonna be cannon and I don’t care that much if it is (does not hold the place in my heart that Reylo does) but I think there’s potential there. Maybe I enjoy their fannon a bit more than cannon, idk 🤷♀️
Felix and Tamora - Wreck it Ralph
Now, they are so wholesome like 🥹
He’s so whipped from her from the very start. I love their love story in the first movie. Felix is so whipped for her from the start, and she doesn’t trust easily due to her trauma.
Yet, Tamora warms up to him steadily and eventually realizes that the two have fallen in love- and it’s okay that she’s learned to love again, she’s not betraying her original love and that just because he went out horribly doesn’t mean Felix will.
I also love how Felix is patient and respectful towards her. When he learned their term “dynamite gal” triggered/upset Tamora, he never said that again. He resorted to other names (lady love, Tammy, etc) and I love that. He’s not perfect, and he was clearly a bit tone death towards Ralph in the beginning of the movie, but he really is a great guy. I sorta get the nice landers- I’d wanna be his friend too if I was in a video game tbh.
They’re wonderful, I love them.
Buzz and Jessie- Toy
Them. I had a Jessie, Buzz, and Bullseye doll when I was little-
(I was also Jessie for Halloween one year)
Anyways, I’ve always loved them. Again, opposites attract. Jessie has extreme trust issues from being abandoned. She still gets anxiety from being in tight spaces.
Buzz knows how to calm her during panick attacks, he always reassures her she won’t end up alone, and he’s who taught her how to trust again.
Even when he’s switched by Lotso, he still finds her beautiful 🥹
Jessie also brings out a different side to him- even got him to Spanish dance in front of everyone at the end of 3 ☺️
They always steal the show, and I can’t wait to see them in Toy Story 5 (Yall can tell Iove Toy Story, right?)
Chilli and Bandit-Bluey
Okay, as of right now they’re probably my second favorite ship. Like I’ve even written fics about them (not nearly as much as Reylo, but a few) and I could go on.
What I absolutely LOVE about Chilli and Banditis the fact that they give something fresh to cartoon. Most tv parents are either toxic or they simply exist as parents and not a couple. Like not toxic per se but they exist to raise the protagonist.
But Chilli and Bandit? They are still so in love and they have a relationship outside of being parents. They disagree sometimes, but what married couple doesn’t??? They still make time for each other despite their busy lives, and they allow each other to still spend time with their friends and go out.
Not to mention, they show their daughters what they should want in a relationship someday. They’re still affectionate despite their gross (yet typical) tendencies, they take the L for each other (Bandit eating Bingos special so she feels important and Chilli doesn’t have to suffer/ Chilli telling the girls to lay off Bandit when they’re mad about moving despite agreeing with them), they’re gentle with each other when the other is triggered/upset (The Show/ Stockbrid) and overall, they know how to balance parenting, their love, their work, friends, and family all while being so damn cute.
The fact whenever Bluey or Bingo pretend to be a married adult and use the term “bahbe” implies that Bandit speaks like that to Chilli 🥹 (honestly cannon because we see their sweet talk all the time)
They’re just so sweet, wholesome, healthy, and they’re honestly my favorite part of Bluey.
So there’s my other ships. I wonder if we have any in common 🤩 If you want a part two I’m down for it, but don’t worry this is still a Reylo blog and that will still be my main content :)
#Reylo#ships#otps#buzzxjessie#jessiexbuzz#felixxtamora#tamoraxfelix#jax x ragatha#ragatha x jax#the amazing digital circus#wreck it ralph#Toy Story#banditxchilli#chillixbandit#Bluey#ship list
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Hi! I'm autistic, I'm not interested in sex because I'm tactile defensiveness. (I feel really uncomfortable being touched during interactions, including sex. I'm very anxious because we live in a society which is based on sex.) Sex is everywhere : in magazines, movies, songs, people often talk about it... People say to me "You're weird to not like sex, everybody likes sex!". How could I accept me as I am ?
Hey anon, I'm on my ~Sorry This Has Been Collecting Dust In Our Inbox~ rounds, so sorry about that.
It can be so hard accepting sex repulsion or aversion in our society, and it's not a linear path. I think it helps to know you're not alone though, even if it feels like it a lot of the time. Making friends with people who feel the same way is really valuable, because even if you're having a shitty day and feeling bad about *gestures vaguely* everything, and especially your aversion, you can vent to people who get it and won't try and change your mind or talk you into it.
To be honest, I tend to tune out most oversexualised media these days, it just doesn't register to me, but I still find myself wondering if there is any way to be chill enough with touch and vulnerability that I could have sex if I wanted to. Which really sucks, and I'm fully secure in my asexuality, and I have people who understand and feel the same, and yet the things that get to you still get to me (and I'm aro so I get the double-whammy of all this but with romance too). It is easier to tell that shitty part of my brain to fuck off these days though.
If you can surround yourself with people who don't disrespect your feelings that's a good step. So is finding media that isn't about/doesn't involve sex. You gotta curate your own experience, don't just let The Algorithm tell you what the world is like, sex isn't the only thing in the world, so if you're being told it is, you just need to find a space where you're not. Easier said than done, sure, but sometimes self acceptance is easier to come by from the outside, hearing that there's nothing wrong with you from someone else might stick more than telling yourself.
So! There's nothing wrong with you anon. Sex is boring and honestly not that great most of the time, and even when it is good, it's not the only good thing in the world, and anyone who thinks it's the best thing ever clearly doesn't have many hobbies. You're not weird for not liking sex- it's not the most usual thing, obviously, but it's just like not liking coffee, or chicken nuggets, or dogs, or like. idk taylor swift? i feel like she's up to a lot at the moment,, anyway- some people are gonna be shitty about it, but that doesn't make them right.
Sending positive vibes, and hope you're doing okay.
- mod key
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FAST X: Pastor Dom
The world is a pie. It's been placed in the oven. It's got all kinds of goodness in it:
apples, what else do y'all like?... banana pudding? - sure, maybe some walnuts, of course the milk and eggs and stuff... what's that? - you like meat pies?... idk if that's gonna work... but sure, it doesn't matter, um... got some... BBQ pork up in there as well... imagine whatever goodness you want. We are all baking inside of this goodness pie at 350 D's. But, the main ingredients of this pie are pain and disappointment. What a twist, right?? Makes it kind of a crappy pie. Maybe there's literal crap in the pie as well.
That's what life can feel like at times though, right?? You walk outside and look at life, and say to yourself "Wow, there are a lot of sad and angry people out there." And perhaps more times than you're willing to admit, you're one of those sad and angry people.
But, FEAR NOT, there are plenty of ways to cope (and it's all about the coping) : faith in God, cute animals, booze, guns, strippers, pills, dark magic, robbery, murder, chocolate, etc.
But, one of the best ways I've found..... you guessed it -
Watching Fast & Furious movies.
This man, right here... my emotional anchor...
VIN DIESEL
There's something about him isn't there??
Vin is rocking his most beloved character - Dominic Torretto, leader of the... "FAST GANG". Is that what they're called? Doesn't matter. I love this guy! When I saw the trailer, I smiled big, and said "The bullshit IS BACK!" And I meant that in the best way.
It's been over 20 years of this nonsense. 20 years of fun, racing, ridiculous acts with cars, thievery, Coronas, and FAMILY.
ANNND probably killing. No one ever wants to talk about this, but they've caused a lot of property damage haven't they? - and within that damage, there has more than likely been a rising body count. The damage alone may have ruined lives! BUT, they're such a cool group of people, and VIN... those flex poses?? - C'MON :)
You can't help but love him.
This time around Dominic is seeing the end coming. He tells his lovely wife (Letty, played by Michelle Rodriguez):
"How long can we keep doing this shit? We've got a kid. We've got a nice home. I'm making all of this Marvel Money ("I AM GROOT"), and dishing out hot singles “Feel like I Do”
(real song - check it out).
We can get out. We don't have to live this life of sexy, dangerous racing anymore."
The problem is, when you've spent 20 years stealing, and probably killing, you make some enemies.
In walks Jason Momoa (Dante), dressed like Prince.
He's our villain who doesn't just want to race Dom, doesn't just want to kill him, but wants to make him and his team (sorry, his FAMILY) suffer. This is why we need to chill and be kind to one another. There's already so much sadness and anger, then you add assholes to your life, like this... But, Momoa don't care, he wants revenge cuz Dom killed his daddy. To be fair, Dom didn't mean to kill him. He was driving 1000 miles down the highway, while stealing his daddy's money, and shit happened. Plus, Momoa's daddy was a criminal, so... you know... the real offender here is karma.
But, here we go anyway.
Jason Momoa had a blast making this movie. You can tell that he had a lot of fun.
Dante's a fun character, but also kinda confusing. Sometimes, he acts like The Joker, sometimes like a super villain from... a show like “The Power Puff Girls”, and sometimes he's serious gangster revenge guy. Idk. What in the world did the director whisper into Momoa's ear as motivation? If the director whispered the words "cartoonishly evil" , perhaps he nailed it.
The movie is pretty much Dante chasing Dom's family around with Looney Tunes gadgets, guns, and at one point a giant rolling bomb, that was on fire.
YES!
Now, I don't think this installment is as fun as some others, mainly cuz there's no real mission here. You normally get the vibes of Ocean's 11 meets The A-Team, but it feels more like Dom and the Family getting chased for 2 1/2 hours.... cuz that's what it is. Some actual acting star power up in here:
Brie Larson
and ONCE AGAIN, the underrated, yet GREAT Charlize Theron.
whom I still don't understand why she's a part of all of this (being a real actor), but she works. They finally got her hair right tho.
Trust me, that's an improvement.
That's her not long after getting her ass BEAT, and she still looks amazing. Those UFC people must be doing something wrong.
I love this franchise! I get it :)
It's just not quite as good. And the dialogue, which has always been bad, but... c'mon y'all. There's been talks within this current Writer's Strike of protection from writing scripts with AI action like “ChatGPT”. People will say "Well, that won't happen, and even if it did... it wouldn't be any good." And then I saw this movie.... Not only could AI have def written this film, but it would have been 10 times better! I'm not sure how the strike will affect the next movie or two that come out for this franchise, but... honestly, it might be an improvement.
Ludacris and Tyrese are old.
Not that they look old, but their act is old, you know?? Like, they're still cool for their age, I guess, but they're not "young people cool" anymore. Sorry, fellahs. It happens to everybody. Just part of the pie we're all baking in :)
BUT, all in all, lots of laughs (even though I was the only one in the theater laughing at the absurdities) Good, solid, destruction porn. An AWESOME fight scene between Michelle Rodriguez and Charlize Theron.
And so much star power... though I think they might have to beef-up the villain star power in the next one.
Go after some other respected actors: see if Angela Bassett and Jake Gyllenhaal are doing anything.
Grade: C+
I really think that Dom would make a good pastor.
Perhaps once he's truly done with the stealing and killing.
He's good with people. Very accepting. He's always got that mood music in the bg; perfect for his sermons.
I feel like Vin could keep his congregation focused on the goodness in the pie, not just all of the crap. Plus, his churches would be filled with sexy people. Church is not all about sexy people, but it helps.
And the best part is, he can solve any of the world's sad/anger-inducing problems with racing.
Rising Homelessness - "Let's ride!"
Climate Change - "Let's ride!"
Crippling Depression - "Let's ride!"
Sign me up for that church!!!
#FastX#johnpraphit#praphitproductions.com#VinDiesel#MichelleRodriguez#Praphit#FastandFurious#JasonMomoa#ActionMovies#MovieReviews#Family#Corona#BrieLarson#CharlizeTheron#Church#comedy#inspiration#LifeLessons#endurance#faith#racing
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1. what's your first language? are you more comfortable in it than english?
- gujarati, and tbh i speak in a mix of both anyways because sometimes i can't remember the gujarati words for it lol so ig no im not more comfortable in it than english and im sad about that :(
2. which state are you from and do you like it?
- well my grandma is from gujarat, my dad was born in maharashtra and my mom is born and brought up in tamil nadu but all of their mothertongues are gujarati so idk what to consider lol. i don't particularly hate or like maharashtra and gujarat, but i do love tamil nadu [partially because my mama's (mom's brother's) house is there lol].
3. favourite indian city?
- MUMBAI MERI JAAN
4. an indian language you don't speak but would like to learn?
- tamil
5. favourite indian classical dance form qnd why?
- kathakali because the costumes are SO COOL, and also because it includes ancient indian martial arts techniques which i think is impressive.
6. favourite holiday destination in india?
- jim corbett national park
7. favourite festival and why?
- holi!! it's just such a colourful festival and you can never be too old or young for it.
8. favourite tradition (or superstition) and why?
- eating on banana leaves with your own fingers. idk why exactly but it's just so fun.
9. something that makes you glad you're desi
- THE CLOTHES OMG
10. if you weren't born in desi countries, where would you have been born?
- i mean i actually was born in the united states so idk how to answer this question?? but i guess if i had the choice maybe the netherlands because it's so queer friendly.
11. have you ever thought of leaving you country?
- yes, for better education opportunities because as hard as it is to admit, the universities in india currently aren't the best in the world and i feel like i'm very career driven so i want to get the best opportunities i possibly can.
12. favourite indian singer and song?
- favourite singer (and composer) is ar rahman and there's 2-3 songs i really like, chaap tilak by namita choudhary, shubhaarambh by amit trivedi and a lot of other people, and kabhi kabhi aditi from jaane tu ya jaane na.
13. favourite film?
- i know it was a completely flop film but shandaar is so fucking hilarious😭😭 it's by karan johar and is also a spoof of a lot of recurring elementa in karan johar's movies and it's so completely stupid that you just have to laugh lmao.
14. a core desi memory
- so this was when i was like 8 or 9 and my mom had allowed me to go play holi at a friend's house alone and it was the first time i'd ever played with pakka colour and when i came home my mom was horrified but my dad was just laughing. (listen i know pakka colour is bad for your skin blah blah blah but if you haven't played with pakka colour even once have you even lived??)
15. favourite person from your extended family?
- definitely my cousin on my grandma's side. he's my grandma's brother's son's son. we don't text much but when we do meet we just vibe so hard.
tagging @nayak-nahi-nalayak-hain-hum @people-wxtching @mxtthew-fxirchild-apologist and whichever other desi wants to do this!!
Creating Desi asks because I have nothing to do
1. What's your first language? Are you more comfortable in it than english ?
2. Which state are you from and do you like it ?
3. Favourite Indian city ?
4. A Indian language you don't speak but would like to learn?
5. Favourite Indian classical dance? and why?
6. Favourite holiday destination in India?
7. Favourite festival and why?
8. Favourite traditions (or superstition) and why?
9. Something that makes you glad you are Desi?
10. If you weren't born in desi countries which country would have been born in?
11. Have you ever thought of leaving this country?
12. Favourite Indian singer and song?
13. Favourite film from any language?
14. A core desi memory?
15. Favourite person from your extended family?
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Fuck Boy
Summary: Things with Chris were complicated. Once a fuck boy, always a fuck boy.
Pairings: Fuck Boy!Chris Evans x Thicc!Black!Reader
Warnings: minors dni, smut, daddy kink, rough sex, degradation, dirty talk, oral sex (female receiving), unprotected sex, public touching, dry jumping, choking, slight exhibitionism (I guess idk)
(A/N: hi. Like, follow, comment, and reblog 💜 ✌🏾)
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He has to be doing this shit on purpose, right?
Chris didn’t exactly have the best reputation. Everyone around here knew what kind of guy he was and yet in still all the girls in your group still thirsted after him. Not that you blamed them or anything.
He was hot. Like dangerously hot. With his tattoos and general aura. Sometimes he’d be there looking all good and because of the circumstances you didn’t wanna make it obvious.
It wasn’t like he didn’t know what affect he had on you. He had to. Every time he hugged you like he did, all close and warm with his arms snug around you. Then he’d do this thing where his hands would smooth over your back. You’d get goosebumps and your face would feel all hot. He’d be all up in your ear going, ‘hey, girl. Where you been hiding from me?’ And you’d fucking melt.
Then like the menace to society that he is he’d settled those arms around your waist so he could raise you up. Pushing your hips up so he’d rub into you. Forcing your face into the crook of his neck. Fuck he smelled so good. Mouthwatering even. This man drove you crazy.
At first you were more than sure that Chris did not think of you that way. Why would he. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. You were the last woman out of all women that he was supposed to be getting close to. You knew too many of his dirty secrets. Knew what the hell you’d be getting yourself into. And yet it was so easy to forget all of that.
You’d talk about music and movies and whatever else. You could listen to him talk forever. Something about his voice made you feel gooey all over. It wasn’t like you’d meant for any of this to happen. Hell not like anything real had even happened aside from those hugs.
Even when it came to how the two of you had started hanging out it wasn’t like you’d done it on purpose. How were you supposed to account for the creepy dude that wouldn’t leave you alone at the gym. On the occasion that you’d see each other, you’d say hello.
Things had been awkward since the breakup anyway, but it wasn’t like you were barred from speaking to him or anything. So when he’d stepped in that day it was kind of nice to know he still had your back. Then he asked if you wanted to take a break, maybe get some coffee and that’s when you fully gave into thirsting after your best friend’s ex.
It wasn’t technically your fault. You didn’t even know he was gonna be there tonight. You just wanted to have a good time. You hadn’t been expecting for him to get all touchy feely when no one was looking.
Sure you’d seen him with different girls, hell tonight was no different, but he always seemed to get next to you. You really no business all up in his space. Sure you and her weren’t friends anymore, but being into her ex was kind of a low blow.
Besides you’d seen way too much. He was definitely not an innocent party. Neither was she hence why she was a former friend. This wasn’t about her though. As much as you hated it his whole vibe kind of added to his hotness for you. Sure he’d moved on kind of quick pissing get off as he flaunted all the women he’d been fucking.
God he was such a dick about it too. Always managed to know exactly where the two of you would be on a night out so he could hook up with one right there. They’d argue. You’d have to tear her away. Then she started trying to get back at him and only made you feel like shit in the process. No matter how much she wanted to deny that.
It wasn’t that you felt bad. It was more like an aftermath issue cuz she’d been texting asking to catch up and you are not in the fucking mood. Something about Chris right now was just really getting to you because of it. You really wanted to care that you’d seen him send pictures to his ex with just the top of girls heads too tell her he was busy.
Her being awful doesn’t make him any less awful and yet at least when you’d think about all the ways he was awful it would just make you wet. You knew you shouldn’t have trusted those eyes. Or that smile. He just knew how to play the game. You’d seen it first hand and if you knew better you would not want that for yourself.
But as he rubbed himself against your aching ass, hiking up your skirt passed your ass as best as he could with no one looking, you really weren’t sure if you did.
When you came out tonight, your friends had promised to cheer you up. Things had just been so weird lately. This guy you were talking to turned out to suck. You hadn’t had sex in forever for one. So you admit you were a little wound up.
Then when you thought you were going to get laid the guy did not have the kind of hardware he claimed he did. You don’t even get why guys lie. You’re gonna find out that they have a tiny dick at some point. God it was a good thing you could get a preview before actually having to physically do it.
But since then you’d just been so needy. You had been single for forever and had ended things with your fuck buddy so long ago. It was torture but Chris was here. Standing behind you so fucking close and being the biggest tease after he’s just hugged you like that. 
You just. You needed it. Fuck you hated it.
The two of you had never been this close before. When you’d been invited you’d just wanted to go with the flow. He was here with his new girl or whatever to make matters worse.
So even though he was there with her he was right there trying to get close to you, he was really there with someone else. Fuck it was just like then. When she’d call you screaming about how much of an asshole he was. He’d cheat then she’d react. Not that you minded when she cried to you about it. Hell for a long time you hated him. It wasn’t until you started putting pieces together that you realized she was definitely trying to pull some sneaky shit behind your back.
And even though it had made everything all fucked up, that didn’t mean you could just go around sleeping with peoples ex boyfriends. That meant war. You weren’t sure you were ready for that. It’s just Chris made that so fucking hard to do. And it had been so long. Besides he was just trying to protect you right now. You were scared.
“It’s okay,” he whispered in your ear. “I got ya.” He said after you’d screamed after something had jumped out at you. Holding you close all over again. Dick to your ass.
You swear things had never been like this before. You would never ever do something like that. Even to her. But he’d been so hot since. Has started working out. Something had just clicked and you were feeling him. Hard. No pun intended.
It’s not like it was you. He was the one touching all over you and everything. It’s not your fault. Sure you liked that he wanted to comfort you but it’s not like you planned for any of this.
He’d been like this, the whole time. Choosing to comfort you as if the girl he came with wasn’t just as on edge. You knew he was so bad for you.
So you’re all there stumbling around, still a little drunk from the alcohol you and your friend snuck in with Chris still behind you. It wasn’t even twelve yet and as far as you know you weren’t leaving until closing.
“You good?“ He asked, rubbing your back.
You nodded even though you were pretty sure your heart was going to explode out of your chest. While at the same time wanting him to go back to what he kept doing to you as soon as the lights went out.
Fuck he was working you up. “Mhm,” you hummed.
Then he pulled you into another one of those hugs. This time not pressing into your hips. Can’t say you blamed his date or whatever for shooting you daggers with her eyes when he scurried back to her. Ugh typical.
“Where to next?” Your cousin asked as she tore herself away from her man.
“I was thinking we could probably ride Jurassic World before going to The Exorcist. I think we could fit it in.”
The perks of having Chris around. Front of the line passes. For some reason he’d delegated what your group was doing tonight to you and her. Anytime you asked him a question he’d say something about trusting your judgment. That was nice to know because you damn sure didn’t.
Sure he wasn’t big yet but you knew it was coming one day. That’s why she’d be so into him. Wanted to get it before he got too hot. You were pretty sure she’d just barely missed out.
It’s just funny how things worked out. For a long time you hated him. Seeing the way he’d do the things he did then come back to her like a wounded puppy. And she’d fall for it every time. You liked to say she was addicted because she was she even then you understood. While Chris had gotten hotter it’s not like he hadn’t always been hot. It’s just he’d been a lot less of a douche bag these days.
There was one time where she did accuse you of flirting with him though. God that was weird. You hadn’t even known what the fuck was going on and there she was screaming at you for flirting with him. You knew you weren’t back then, but the way he was acting was making you second guess. Then it was like who cares. She wasn’t your friend anymore.
“So,” she started, “what’s going on with you and Chris?” She asked, taking a glance over at them as he and her boyfriend talked.
You scrunched up your face, shaking your head. “No idea what you’re talking about.”
“Bullshit.” Monica chuckled. “Wait, we should probably eat before.”
“Ohh yeah I’m starving. Jurassic World than food?”
“Sounds good and don’t play innocent with me,” she snapped the conversation back. “I saw the two of you all hugged up.”
You shrugged your shoulders. “No idea what you mean,” you said in a sing song voice.
“Sure,” she teased.
“He’s here with his girlfriend.”
“Who? Heather? Yeah she wishes. They’re just ‘kickin’ it’.” She shrugged. “Well that’s what Derrick said.”
“You know guys. Their just kicking it might be a six month relationship as far as they’re concerned.”
“True.”
“Besides I don’t need anymore problems with what’s-her-face.” Or she who shall not be named.
Monica sighed. “True. She still bugging you?”
“Dude, I feel like I have a fucking stalker.”
“That bad?”
“She found my Twitter account. I don’t even have pictures up of myself on there I don’t even know… ugh she’s so fucking annoying.”
“Imagine if she found out that he’s your new best friend.”
You crinkled your nose. “Yeah I’m good on that one.
That’s how the night went though. After the ride he’d asked if you were cold and wrapped his arms around you. Was it a good idea to ride a water ride this late at night? Definitely not because you were freezing. Then he gave you his hoodie ugh. Wrapping you in it before kissing your cheek.
Then you’d look over at Heather and see her face. Scowling at you like she wanted to fight. Then it would snap you out of that daze. What the fuck were you doing.
For the last few months that the two of you had been hanging out it hadn’t started getting like this until recently. Starting with the hugs and then him whispering hello in your ear. The touching was new.
He’d made some comments about how good you looked one time. About how nice your ass looked. Tried to cover it up with a remark about how hard you’d been working in the gym. That all those squats were really paying off.
Even though nothing had ever made you feel guilty. At first it even felt like a fuck her kind of deal, but still you were very careful to not cross any lines. Then you’d look at him and think why. Like right now he was just wearing a gray t-shirt and he looked so good. Sure he’d been one of the people you’d vented to about that guy and his micro dick, but you’d just mostly laughed about it over beers.
It was like you knew exactly what he was like in a relationship. Why would you want to even deal with that, but he made it so hard when he looked at you like he wanted to eat you up. Fuck.
Every maze he’d do it. Wait for you to get scared and then grab you. Pulling you close to him so he could push your ass against him. Pressing his bulge into you. Fuck she’d always bragged about how big he was but feeling it was a different thing. Maybe that was the one thing she didn’t lie about.
And he managed to do it into you just right. Pressing his dick was seemed to be straining against his jeans right into your ass like he was wanted you to feel exactly what he was working with.
Hell you’d rather think about that then about how scared you’d been. At least he was there to keep you nice and safe and warm. Even if he’d go back to her every time.
You’d prefer to think about him than how scared you were. It was a way better deal. Every time a thought popped up about it the next one was about him.
You didn’t want to say that you were avoiding him, but there was no other way to put it. You’d even started going to the gym at a different time just so you wouldn’t run into him. Didn’t want any problems when the temptation of him was just too damn much for you. It just sucked that you couldn’t watch him lift weights for a minute.
You remember the first time you saw him there. You were still friends with her too. Had just started getting into fitness and had been going for about three weeks. When you told her she planned to come by and show him how much better she looked. Made you promise that you wouldn’t talk to him. See how far that got.
Then that day that some old dude was all over you happened. Chris came to your rescue and then asked you if you wanted to get something to drink to calm down. You’d walked there so a drive home would at least be nice. By then the friendship had been on its last leg. You were going through some shit yourself and unlike with her breakup where she’d call you in the middle of the night to scream and vent she wasn’t really around.
Sure you had Monica, but it was nice talking to Chris about everything. Before things had started getting really bad the two of you had gotten along okay. That’s why it had started to suck when things turned out the way they did. You kinda just fell back into it.
He wasn’t even the reason it all ended. You didn’t tell her until you finally told her to fuck off. Yeah okay was it your proudest moment but she had just made you so frustrated. You wanted a friend, you needed your best friend, and instead her ex boyfriend was the one to swoop in. And yet it felt like a weight had lifted off your shoulders.
And that’s why you couldn’t just stop going to the gym at the same time as him. You were positive that whatever weight had lifted off of your shoulders had been used to make his so fucking perfect. It only added to your workout experience and you. It didn’t hurt to go. You just wouldn’t talk to him. Easy peasy.
That meant not going out for drinks or even going out of your way to say hello or bye. You think he noticed your cold shoulder but obviously it didn’t really phase him because he’d just come over and do his whole thing. Had even incorporated a kiss onto your cheek into it. Not giving two fucks about whatever games you might be playing. He knew you better than that.
There was no point in trying to avoid him. Especially not during the month of October when every weekend seemed to be a different event. First was Halloween Horror Nights, then it was this pumpkin patch thing that he wasn’t even supposed to be at.
It was just supposed to be a cute thing with Monica, Derrick, and the kids. You didn’t know he was gonna be there. Apparently it had been a last minute choice where all he did was stand way too close to you. Fuck he smelled good. Nothing really happened aside from him getting close to you.
Then you went to the gym like normal and on leg day he insisted on spotting you. Fucking with you a few times when he grabbed all on your ass. And there was nothing you could do about it.
The thing that annoyed you was you don’t think you wanted to do anything about it. It wasn’t like you didn’t like it. Besides he was being pretty goofy as usual. Then it only annoyed you more because you should not be doing this if you didn’t want trouble.
Then there was tonight. The fucking Halloween party. Tonight you were expecting to see him and his girl. Maybe he’d pay more attention to you, maybe he wouldn’t. Either way you had not fully prepared for this.
“Did you plan this!” You ran over Monica when you saw him and his girl come on.
“Plan what?” She asked with a raised eyebrow. She’d been the one to suggest you dressing up as a sexy team devil cheerleader in the first place. Had even let you borrow her heeled combat booties that she’d seen you eyeing. You were not planning on giving them back anytime soon.
You tilted your head to the side so she’d catch on. Peeking over to see him standing there. Dressed as the devil. Fuck he looked so hot too. A red henley tee under a red flannel. Devil horns peeking out of his hair and a drip of fake blood on the corner of his mouth. For a second a thought flashed in your mind about how good he’d look between your thighs with those horns on, but you shook those thoughts away. Fuck he was making it so hard.
Then beside him was Heather perfectly matched in her all white outfit and angel wings. Figures. Well at least she didn’t look like she was dressed like his side chick. Whatever you looked cute.
Monica laughed. Putting her hand over her mouth. “I did not, but I’m almost mad I didn’t.” Fuck this. You needed a drink.
Okay maybe you went a little overboard.
At least you were having fun. Sure you wanted to puke when you saw ol boy with the microscopic dick, but you kept your composure. You were pretty sure you’d even managed to fly under Chris’ radar which was nice.
Except you couldn’t always be lucky.
“Wow. You tried it.”
Came a voice from behind you. You groaned. Turning around to see ol girl had managed to pull herself away from Chris as you were getting another drink.
Her Angel wings all feathery and outfit barely there. Not that you were judging. You looked like you just walked off of a fucking Suicide Girls shoot yourself.
“Heather,” you groaned then gave her a tight-lipped smile. It’s not like you had anything against her. Just because you wanted to fuck Chris didn’t mean you hated her. It’s not like they were a couple. You were allowed to thirst. He was the one that couldn’t keep his hands to himself.
She glared at you. Crossing her arms. “Don’t ‘Heather’ me,” she mocked. “I know what the fuck you’re trying to do and you need to back off.”
While you admit it wasn’t exactly like you were innocent here her anger was a little misdirected. Then again would you be in this same position if you were here. Maybe. But probably not. It’s not like you wouldn’t have known what you’d been getting yourself into.
“Or what?” You challenged. Kind of curious to see where it would go next.
It’s funny how quickly things can wipe away. One minute ago you were trying to cool it on the crush in honor of a dead friendship. Now that Heather was all up on your face though, you weren’t sure if you cared.
“Or I’ll become your worst nightmare.”
You rolled your eyes. “What are we? Fifteen? Is someone watching too much Gossip Girl.”
“Just watch your back, bitch.”
Oh.
Fuck. Her.
See the old you would have done just that. Would have backed off. Hell you had already started to. Maybe it’s because every time you looked at her it was like she’d morph into her and suddenly it sounded so satisfying to rip those extensions from her head.
It was kind of funny though. You were pretty sure a year ago Chris wouldn’t have even looked at you twice. Now bitches were threatening you over him.
Obviously that had to mean something. You were kind of tired of playing nice all the time. He got to tease you and rub up against you in public but that was your bad. Just like before when your ex best friend accused you of flirting with him. It wasn’t your fault the two of you could have good conversations. It wasn’t like you were trying to start anything.
Except now that you had a point to make you couldn’t just go up to him. You needed to show that you had his attention without asking for it. And as much as you hated it, you knew exactly how the hell to get it.
Sure it was disappointing that there was no bulge on your ass like the one Chris had from how he was grinding into you. You could suffer for a minute.
It seemed to work when Chris laid eyes on your as you danced. Well more like twerked. “God she’s such a fucking slut.” You could hear Heather cackle with her friends.
“What did you just say?” Chris asked his voice snapping you and her apparently out of whatever fucking thing you were in.
“What?” She rolled her eyes. “She is.”
You didn’t bother sticking around for their argument as you scrunched up your face and went off to find a bottle of water. It was possible that you were too drunk for this shit.
You hung out with Monica and Derrick for a minute until Chris finally sulked over. That was when you went back to hanging around microdick again. Yeah yeah it was mean to use him but you were the devil’s cheerleader you could stand to be a little mischievous.
Then he got a little handsy. Putting his hands on your ass. That’s when you backed off. Scrunching up your nose. He grabbed your wrists trying to hold you there until Chris came in pushing him off.
Then he grabbed you pulling you to the hallway. What the fuck everyone’s treating you like a goddamn rag doll right now. “What the fuck is your problem?” Chris questioned as he pushed you into the now closed door of a guest bedroom.
“Owww!” You protested trying to push against him.
Instead he held you tightly. He was so very strong compared to you. Very obviously sick of your shit.
“You having fun pissing me the fuck off?” He growled in your face. Oh he was really sick of your shit.
“I’m not doing anything.”
“Bullshit. You think I don’t know what the fuck you do?” He asked. “Sweetheart, I’ve known you for three years now. I can read you like the back of my fucking hand.”
“Yeah? Then where the fuck were you when your girlfriend was threatening me!” You tossed back in his face.
“She’s not even my girlfriend! I’ve told you that!”
“Yeah and what the fuck am I supposed to think when you came up in here with matching costumes. I’ve been trying to avoid you for weeks and you couldn’t even let me do that!”
“I told her what I was coming as and she brought the same thing. What about you? You’re matching me. It wasn’t on purpose!”
You rolled your eyes. “That’s different!”
“How?”
“Because I’m not the one clinging all over you!”
That was when he stopped. Finally letting go of you. You should have just walked away but then he chuckled and it only made you more irritated.
“What’s so funny?” You asked crossing your arms. Glaring at him.
Chris chuckled. “Nothing.” He was eyeing you up and down again. “You know, you’re kind of cute when you’re jealous.”
This annoying ass.
“No one’s jealous.” You rolled your eyes.
“Bullshit. You didn’t wanna be the reason the last one ended, so you dressed up in your slutty little costume, hoping you could be the reason this time.”
“That’s so stupid.” You rolled your eyes. “I’m not-,”
He cut you off this time by once again pushing you against the door. Holding you in place with his lips right above yours. “Don’t you fucking play dumb with me. You know exactly what you want.”
“No. You’re the one-,”
“I’m the one what? You didn’t say no when I did any of those things. I know you liked it. You don’t have to fucking lie to me.”
“That’s not-,”
“Just shut the fuck up and admit it. You wanted me to touch you. I could tell. Now you’re playing games like a fucking slut.”
“I’m not!” You protested. “She’s the one getting all up in my face because you can’t keep it in your fucking pants.”
“Shut up, Y/N.”
“No you shut up, Chris!”
Things were so tense. Your heart felt like it just might thump out of your chest. Especially as your eyes connected to his then flicked down to his lips then back. Fuck he was irritating.
“Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Before I make you.”
“Or what?” You challenged putting your face in his.
His nose flared as he glared down at you. Grip still tight. It felt like both of you were daring for the other to say the next word.
“See you not gonna do shit.” You laughed.
He cut you off real quick when he wrapped his hand around your neck. Turning you around and pressing your cheek into the door. “You just love irritating the fuck out of me don’t you. Showed up tonight in this little fucking skirt and danced over some other man for attention like a fucking whore.”
“Chris!” You squeaked trying to wrap your mind around what in the fuck was even happening.
“Was it fun being a fucking tease out there. Letting him touch you all over like a fuckin’ slut,” he once again growled, smacking your ass. You tried to bring his hand up so he could squeeze around your neck. “What? Ain’t got shit to say now, huh? Thought that shit was cute s minute ago.”
His Boston accent was coming out thick. This wasn’t the Chris you normally got. Even at the height of his dickish ways with your ex best friend. Especially not directed at you.
Now he was grabbing on you, spanking you, talking to you all fucking crazy. He didn’t give a shit about the past or whatever the fuck was going on with who. Right now he just needed to teach you, “Watch who the fuck you’re talking to like that.”
It was all such a fucking blur. One minute he was smacking your ass and the next he carried you over to the bed. He bent you over. Smacking your pussy with your panties still on.
“Getting oh my fucking nerves. Acting like you don’t have any goddamn sense!” He smacked your ass again and then when he lifted his hand up again just came in harder but this time against your pussy making you jump.
“Hey!” You protested trying to reach back to stop him.
“Don’t you fucking start with me,” he said reaching down to snatch you up by putting his arm around your neck. Holding you still as he smacked your ass again.
“Chris!”
“You know what she used to tell me,” he said. “About how much of a fucking slut you were. She’d say shit like that behind your fucking back and I’d think why is she calling such a nice girl such mean things and you know what, I fucking get it.”
“What?” You asked popping your head up.
“Yeah.” He got down beside you. Putting his lips against your cheek. “Bet you didn’t know about that, huh. She used to tell me all about the fucking assholes you used to date. About how she found out you liked being tied up and shit. Maybe it was the one thing she didn’t fucking lie about. Was she?”
Your breathing had picked up and your face felt so hot all of a sudden. “What did she tell you?” You asked licking your lips and then tucking the bottom one into your mouth.
“That she saw a message of you calling some guy daddy. You knew she used to snoop through your phone right?” He asked with a chuckle. “She used to do the same thing to me. That’s why I started giving her something to look at.”
You swallowed as his grip loosened from around your neck, his other hand once again smacking against your pussy making you jump again. You clenched around nothing until he finally pushed your panties to the side. They matched your costume and had ‘Go to Hell’ written on the ass. You thought they were so cute.
Now he was stuffing his hand in finally touching your labia. Making you gasp and straighten up with the sudden contact. Lips already moist from the little bit he’d done to you.
Having him this close was putting you on edge. Like whatever next move he made might feel like too much. Your lower stomach tightened as his fingers found your clit. Your eyebrows furrowing as your stomach quivered.
“You know what I think?” He asked rhetorically. “I think that because you weren’t the reason the last one ended, you wanna be the reason Heather fucks off. Don’t you?”
“No, of course not,” you said.
“Bullshit. She was fucking right,” he whispered. “You love that shit don’t you. Being manhandled.” He whispered against your ear. “Love it when I tell you what a slut I know you always wanted to be for me.”
“I didn’t-,” you gasped, “I never.”
“Bullshit. Probably thinking of me when you were calling another man daddy.”
You let out this fucking annoying moan that you did not mean to let out. Fuck it was so porny too. Ugh embarrassing.
“I fucking knew it. Stupid fucking slut.” He groaned clearly liking how he was making you feel. Your juices coating his hand. “It’s okay. Been wanting my dick.”
“Chris!” You panted.
“That’s it. That’s fucking it.” He laughed against your ear. “God you’re such a fucking tease. I knew you wanted me. I see you looking at me at the gym.”
Yeah it’s not like you were good at hiding it.
His lips trailed down to your neck. Then he pulled you up. Making you kneel on the bed as he pushed his fingers inside of you.
“Fuck!” You whimpered.
“Lie and tell me you don’t fuckin’ want this.”
“I… I-,” you stuttered and then stopped to moan. Fuck he felt so good. Especially with the way he kept putting a grip on your neck. Something about the way he knew better than to pull your fucking hair right now was only adding to how bad you wanted it.
Instead he kept his grip firm with the chokehold he’d been keeping you in. You were practically riding his fingers at this angle. Almost in a daze by how fucking good it felt.
“Fuck, please!” You sobbed. Orgasm so close you just wanted him to give it to you already.
“I want you to fucking say it.”
“I want it,” you whimpered. Fuck you wondered how desperate you looked right now.
“That’s my good girl.” He breathed before finally connecting your lips. You wrapped your arms around his neck and he fucking moved his hand from your panties so he could hold onto you tight.
While you wanted him to never fucking stop he was just kissing you so right. Maybe he was right. Maybe you should have just given in back then. It’s not like any of it really mattered right. Fuck her anyway. Maybe you should have fucked her boyfriend.
Except he wasn’t her boyfriend anymore. And she was nothing more than a distant memory. All that guilt that had been eating at you for what.
His hands gripped your ass as he lifted you into him. Like one of his extra warm hugs. Pressing his pelvis into yours.
Then he leaned you back, laying you down so he could climb on top of you. Still deep kissing you as he put himself to your side so he could lift your shirt up. Quickly going back to rubbing your clit making you break away so you could moan again.
“That’s it,” he said, pressing his nose to the side of your face. Breath tickling your cheek.
Your hands went to his hair as you couldn’t stop letting out all these little mewls. “Chris!” You whined.
Apart of you wondered what the hell would have happened if she walked in right at this moment. Would he keep going? Would she claw at your eyes? Scream? Would you? Fuck. You couldn’t believe you were even letting him do this.
And still all of that started to fade out of your mind as you went right back to where you used to be. His fingers pumping in and out of you. Curling up in ‘come-hither’ against your spot. “Cum for me,” he coaxed into your ear. “You know you wanna cum for me, Baby.”
“Yes,” you squeaked. “I’m gonna- oh my god.”
“That’s my good girl,” he hissed in your ear. “Fuck.”
It hit you so intensely you thought your insides might have shut down. Every muscle clenched at once as your toes curled and eyes rolled to the back of your head. He just kept you close. Drawing it out by not stopping. “Chris, fuck.”
“That’s it. Say my fucking name,” he whispered. “Who makes you cum, Baby?”
“You do,” you whined again.
He pulled off of you again. First taking off his flannel and then his shirt. Ugh fuck. He was so damn hot.
His kisses went down your body until he was at your pussy. Hooking his fingers in the sides of your panties. “Cute,” he remarked before kissing your thighs. Nipping at your skin. So close to putting his mouth on you. “Pretty girl with a pretty pussy. Fucking love it.”
“Fuck me,” you whimpered out.
“So fucking needy for me,” he said pressing a kiss just so fucking close to you again. Just so fucking close to your pussy. Why the fuck wasn’t he making out with your cunt. He clearly wanted to. Fuck Chris just one kiss on your clit.
“Please,” you breathed.
“Now you’re begging?” He asked. “Fuck, Baby. Want me to eat your tasty little pussy?” You nodded and tugged on his hair. “Yeah?” He groaned as he licked his lips as he looked down at it. Fuck did he have to be so obscene about it.
And worse, did you have to want it so bad.
You clenched around nothing. Just waiting for him to finally do it. You needed it so fucking bad.
When he finally lowered himself, his tongue swiping up against your clit you were pretty sure you could die and go to heaven. “Holy shit,” you gasped. “Oh god!”
He did little kitten looks at first looking up at you with the most smug fucking face. Fuck he was so annoying. “This is what you wanted, huh?”
You nodded as you looked down at him. Those long lashes fluttering with every blink. Looking like Prince Charming with horns coming out of his head. Did this count as shaking hands on a deal with the devil. This man was a fucking danger to you. How the hell could you ever come back from this.
“Chris, Chris, Chris!” You grabbed the back of his head. He grabbed your hands. Clasping them in his so he could control you just the way he wanted. “You’re gonna make me cum!”
Before you could he stopped. Leaving you almost stunned as he raised off of you so he could start undoing his pants. “That doesn’t feel very fair,” he cooed, leaning down to squeeze your face. “You get all these orgasms and I haven’t gotten shit.” He winked as he finally let go.
Fuck he was so beautiful as he started pushing them down his legs. You couldn’t take your eyes off of him. Even when you raised up so you could start taking off your little top.
“I should make you suck my dick,” he thought out loud, tsk’ing as he shook his head watching you as you hurried to pull your bra off. Tits on display. He licked his lips again as he stared at your brown nipples with a hunger in his eyes that you were starting to grow way too accustomed to. “Lucky for you,” he swiped his index finger under your chin, “I’d rather use that pussy.”
As his dick finally spring forward you felt a lump form in your throat. Holy. How. How god. Like you’d felt it but holy hell. Oh my god. Oh my god how were you supposed to take it. How in the fuck.
No wonder she’d been so sprung.
You went down to take off your skirt but he grabbed your hand to stop you. “Leave it on. It’s so fucking sexy.”
He climbed back on top of you. Pushing your legs apart as he got in between them. Then chuckled before kissing you. Pretty sure he was getting some kind of sick enjoyment out of seeing you so flustered.
The first push into you made you snap your eyes shut. Face screwing up already from the pressure like you were bracing for whatever might come next. He was too damn much already.
“Gonna fucking ruin you for every other man,” he whispered in your ear. “You’re not gonna look at anyone else when I’m fucking done with you.”
“Ah! Ah! Ah!” You cried out with each thrust. Holy fuck no wonder she’d gotten so fucking mad when they’d broken up. How the fuck could you come back from this. You just wanted his fat dick to never stop. He was stuffing you full. You don’t think you’d ever felt like this. “Please!” You begged.
“This what you needed?” He asked. “Why you were being such a fucking brat. Needed me to take you to a room and fuck the shit out of you as soon as possible. Been dying for it haven’t you?” He put his nose to yours and something about the closeness only made you tighten around him more.
His words only adding to just how fucking bad you wanted to cum for him. “Yeah,” you breathed putting your mouth to his but not even able to kiss as your heavy breathing stopped you.
Your acrylics going up and down his back. Needing him a little closer. Fuck he was so fucking hot ugh daddy fuck me harder please. 
God that word was on the tip of your tongue. He was fucking you like he wanted you to say it. You kind of wondered what he might do if you did. “Please don’t stop,” you whimpered into his ear.
“Im not gonna stop,” he said into your ear again. “I know you don’t want Daddy to stop.”
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck him. He had no fucking right.
“Need Daddy to keep this pussy stuffed, don’t you?” He rolled his hips a little harder. “Tell Daddy that you want him to keep this pussy stuffed.”
“Yes,” you whined trying to skate around it.
That was when he grabbed your face in his hands. Squeezing your cheeks. “Say it right. Don’t fucking play stupid with me.”
Ah fuck him.
“I- uh,” you stopped to moan, “I want, I want you to keep my pussy stuffed.”
“No, no, no. Don’t be dumb. You know what the fuck I wanna hear,” he said in that deep fucking voice into your ear. “Whose your daddy?”
Ugh. You let out the most pathetic fucking moan. All it did was make him laugh. He knew you liked that shit. Fuck your pussy clearly liked it cuz it squeezed him so damn hard it almost forced him out.
“No. Don’t you fucking dare,” he said repositioning himself. Growling as he got on his knees pushing your legs back and then placed one over his shoulder so he could really fuck into you.
“Fuck!” You screamed trying to pull away from him only for him to grab your wrists.
“Fucking say it,” he demanded not giving two shits that he was pretty much making you cry. “You know you want to.”
“Oh fuck,” you sobbed. “Daddy!”
“There we go,” he groaned. “That wasn’t so fucking hard was it.”
“Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!” You chanted. Fuck now that you had started saying it how could you stop. It was like he’d finally broken you in. He was daddy and that was that. Fucking devil. “Daddy, I’m gonna cum!” You screamed not even giving you a chance to register as it fucking hit.
Chris dropped your leg and lowered his upper body onto yours like before. Groaning as he saw you gasping for air as he brought you to the most intense climax of your entire life.
“Fuck that’s it, Baby,” he whispered in your ear kissing under it. “That’s such a good girl. Cumming all over Daddy’s cock.” He groaned as his thrusts became sloppy. “See how much better it is when you stop acting stupid.” He groaned. “Gonna have to do this to you again. Fuck. Y/N,” he moaned as he stilled finally not being able to hold on anymore himself warmth spreading through you. “Fuck!”
But as good as it felt and sure it made you cum a little bit more, it also made you sober the fuck up. Realizing what’d he’d just done after you got so into it you didn’t think to ask about protection or tell him to pull out.
“Did you just cum in me?”
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hi angel! i recently read your “being best friends with oikawa and iwaizumi” and i was wondering if you could do one for kuroo and kenma? thanks in advance, i love ur blog !!🥺
— BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH KUROO AND KENMA
includes - kuroo tetsurou and kozume kenma
a/n - hi my love!! thank you so much for this request <33 i hope you like it!! also two post in one day who tf am i
published date - 21/03/21
- i swear you and kenma bout to make kuroo feel like a single dad to 2 kids
- Mr. kuroo is def the type to bring extra water bottles and lunches for you and kenma
- he texts the gc every morning and night to ask if you and kenma has eaten breakfast, dinner or drank any water
- both of these men keep and hoodie or sweatshirt in their locker and bag, just in case you need one
- you guys take the train together when going to school and back and kuroo always sits in the middle to let you and kenma rest on his big shoulders
- cuddling with kenma when you’ve had a bad day
- you’re normally buried into his chest and his arms go over your shoulders to he can keep playing games and give you little head pats every 4 minutes
- sometimes when you just wanna have a chill day with kenma without kuroo, he will burst in kenma’s room and start yelling about how he demands to be more loved in the friendship
- you and kuroo have roasting battles all day everyday
- even if kenma is more reserved and distant than kuroo, that doesn’t mean that he won’t pick up your call at 3am because you couldn’t sleep, because he will
- they are the kings of giving head pats
- kenma cares and worries about you in a very silent way, so silent that you may not even realise, but he cares about you more than anyone
- the sleepovers are terrible and ill tell you why
- first because kenma doesn’t even sleep, he plays all night and doesn’t stop until you curl up next to him and snatch the game away
- secondly, kuroo snores, kicks, and talks so much in his sleep that you want to hit him every time
- one time you tried to cuddle him because you were cold and he full on kicked you in the stomach and it hurt so bad that you cried
- kenma just watched you kick around in pain, not really knowing what to do, so he slapped kuroo in the face to wake him up to deal with you
- you didn’t talk to kuroo for like a week
- when you guys hang out, it’s normally at someone’s house since kenma isn’t too fond of crowds
- but if you guys happen to go shopping or to the movies, kenma is the type of person to grab onto the hem of your shirt or sleeve so he doesn’t lose you
- but one time kenma disappeared into a gaming store and didn’t tell you or kuroo so ya’ll had to make an announcement for you and kuroo’s “baby”
- kenma was not amused
- copying of kuroo’s homework is more common than you think
- ya’ll literally don’t have any other friends except for the people on the volleyball team
- one time you complained to them that you wanted more girl friends and they laughed in your face
- i feel like kenma can’t really sleep without hearing you or kuroo’s voice so you guys always facetime before bed
- and if you can sing, kenma ‘forced’ you to sing a song/lullaby for him to sleep to
- kuroo also has moods were he HAS to see you and kenma like at all costs because he starts to get a little anxious without either one of you with him
- kuroo also has the habit to run up to you, pick you up and swing you around in a tight hug whenever he sees you
- you HAVE to go to their games. it’s basically a rule
- kenma acts like he doesn’t care whether or not you come to their games but he always tries a little bit harder when he see you in the crowd
- kenma loves it when you play games with him
- the volleyball team sees you a lot thanks to kuroo and kenma so the team is always trying to be your friend but kenma will kick them away and say that they’re annoying
- when you guys were little, a pact was made so that if you guys were still single by 30, you guys had to get married to each other
- you actually have a lot of matching things with kenma (because he like you more than kuroo)
- but once again, kuroo didn’t feel included so ya’ll went out and bought a bunch of matching things
- kuroo definitely calls your princess or ‘my love’ and kenma makes fun of him because he says that kuroo is so single that he has to call his best friend cheesy nicknames
- kenma just calls you by your name
gc name: bestie vibes only + kuroo
kenma: where’s y/n
kuroo: idk go find her
kenma: shut up i asked a question
kuroo: and i said that i dont know
you: HELLLLOOOOO I AM HERE
kenma: missed you
kenma: i can’t believe you left me alone
kuroo: im right here
you: sorry ken, i got caught up in something
you: you guys ready to go now?
kuroo: you smell different
kenma: you smell different
you: what do you mean? i didn’t do anything
kuroo: you smell like mens cologne
kenma: its gross
kuroo: who have you been hanging out with????
you: no-one??? i dont think i smell any different
kenma: smells like axe
kuroo: nah y/n, you’ve got to be kidding me
you: guys what?? stop being dramatic.
kenma: have you been hanging out with tora?
kenma: wouldn’t recommend it
kenma: spending time with me is better
kuroo: us*
kenma: right. us
kuroo: anyways take your shirt off
you: okay stop stop. no. i don’t care if i stink. i’ll change when we get to kenma’s house
kenma: no, you ain’t coming into my house smelling like another guy
kenma: plus me and kuroo are busy rn
you: doing what?
kuroo: murder
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Haikyuu Aces - Boyfriend Headcanons
Includes: Aran Ojiro, Iwaizumi Hajime, Bokuto Koutarou
*sorry gang, havent had time to capitalise everything yet! ill do that when i get home :)
✗ okokokok
✗ aran my beloved <3
✗ he is so sweet and cute oml i actually love him
✗ hmmmmm Aran seems like the typa dude to kinda love pda? Like definitely not all that icky make out in the middle of the grocery store type beat 🤢but more like the kinda ‘i like holding your hand because i love being close to you’
✗ yeahhhh he’s kinda sappy and you can tease him all you like and tell him it's cringey but he’ll just chuckle it off cause he knows you love it → i mean if you didn't hr would have noticed or you would have said something. COMMUNICATION IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE! Like in everything and all relationships but like Kita, Aran values communication highly as well and he is capable of it.
✗ oml he loves holding hands with you especially during winter, idk i headcanon that he has warm hands?? So if you have cold hands (like me ��chilblains gang wya 😎) then hand holding is ✨perfect✨ because he keeps you warm <33
✗ oh also he definitely gives the best hugs on the Inarizaki team! Osamu is a close second but Aran reigns supreme. I don't take criticism.
✗ is he jealous or is he not jealous. Idk he’s a hard person to pinpoint with this. I think it would depend on the weather, nah jk jk but it would depend on many factors like how he’s feeling, who the person is, etc etc. Tsum-Tsum is a bitch (my bitch <3) and WILL actively try to make him jealous. He's just built like that. Oh and Osamu too, yeah he looks like a good boy (and he is <3) but we all know he has a cheeky streak in him ← why else would they be twins? So sometimes he gets involved in Tsum’s antics and boy, boy does Aran hate them. He thinks they’re the bitchiest fuckers ever and will have to restrain himself from slapping those whooligans across the face (and honestly who wouldn't? I could name 76 people who would, starting from myself). BUT aran will never do it because he's very lovely, most he’ll do is send a mean look and shout at them, maybe argue a little. He doesn't like to play into the games so he tries his best to remain casual but if you ever look a tad bit uncomfortable with them then he will not hesitate to jump in and pull you out of the situation.
✗ dates. Dates. A date with aran. Very cute. Cliche cafe dates, taking you to training or a game, wearing his jacket, walks in the park. Yeah, he’s got that autumn vibe about him y'know? Dates are very sweet and wholesome.
✗ oh and did i mention that he’s affectionate? Mans loves to hug and cuddle. He's so sweet honestly.
✗ okokokokokok i have done a bokuto bf headcanons before but that was for a plus sized reader → which can be found here. However this time is just going to be in general :)
✗ HE IS SO JEALOUS! Loud and proud baby. He is so not secretive when he’s jealous, he pouts to you and whines and then shouts and glares at the perp.
✗ if you give any other member on his team more attention than him or cheer louder for them he will be sad :( when you’re watching matches please cheer the loudest for him! And do it a lot! (between you and me, Akaashi has begged you to cheer for him because it motivates him to do his best)
✗ he is an affectionate and cuddly boy. He is not scared of pda, at all. Will hug and cuddle you in public and maybe even kiss you, no shame.
✗ if you're not into that then that's all good!! He respects your boundaries (he’s not the best at this but he is learning, give him time <3)
✗ when you’re alone you're tangled up in a mess of limbs. He loves being close to you and holding on to you.
✗ GIVES THE BEST HUGS!!!
✗ omg his hugs are so soft? Bokuto’s hugs are like a gigantic blanket of warmth that washes feelings of relief and content over you. He makes you feel safe; he makes it his duty to make you feel safe.
✗ dates consist of movie binging, amusement parks, and watching volleyball ← his games or practices or watching an opponents or some other team.
✗ really loves it if you're into volleyball ← take no offense when i say this but bokuto would never date someone who is not into volleyball. It's his sole passion to live and breathe and for someone he loves - his other half, to not share this love of volleyball even just a little bit, it would be heartbreaking for him. Volleyball really is life to him, and while it does not have to be life to you, for you to not care or be interested in something he invests so much time and passion and sweat, blood and tears into he would not feel like the relationship would be worth it. :(
✗ he holds your hand on dates and kinda drags you around a bit. It's cute though. He's such a dork. A big, cuddly, overly emotional dork and you love him <3
✗ how have I not done headcanons for him yet???? Iwa! My baby! My love!
✗ he is so sexy *tiktok fboy face* I would literally sell my kidney for him
✗ anyway anyway, Iwa comes at a price ← and that price is Oikawa.
✗ Oikawa, like Atsumu, is a piece of shit. Homie will try his goddamned hardest to make Iwa jealous, but it's just for funsies and because he loves to shit stir. Oiks doesn't actually mean any harm, it's just playful banter really (that may or may not result in him getting punted). Honestly you and Oikawa will become besties, two peas in a pod. You're both important people to Iwa and he wants you to be able to tolerate each other, even better if you are besties.
✗ oh oh oh! Omg!! Just imagine - you and Iwa pulling pranks on oikawa on April Fools. Imagine his shocked expression. I would die for that. Damn that'd be funny, you'd have to record it and show the whole team.
✗ oh and you know how he’s so strong? He will not hesitate to carry anything for you! It's like a form of affection for him, he loves helping out and doing his best.
✗ Dates are often intruded in on by Oiks which can be annoying, honestly it's just because Oikawa craves affection and attention. Please set him up with a friend. Get him off your back. OH DOUBLE DATES. Imagine if Oikawa actually settled down! (he wouldn't lol) but imagine, double dates at cute, niche cafes. So cute.
✗ Iwa loves quality time with you.
✗ Oh and yeah, Iwa is one jealous boi. He gets jealous which leads to crankiness and a bad temper that he uses to cover up for his insecurities. Please remind him that you love him and hold his hand and kiss his cheek and run a hand through his soft hair.
✗ In terms of affection i think he secretly craves it a lot but is embarrassed by it?? Like he would be very nervous and too shy to initiate too much of it at the beginning.
✗ He really loves giving you back hugging you though!
✗ Now now now, imaging how sexy street racer!iwaizumi as your boyfriend would be. How cool would it be if someone wrote about that - oh wait! I have :D you can find it here ;)
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Sight, smell, touch, taste, sound and which one I believe would draw the Aot girls to you. Kinda Modern Au 🤷♀️ idk you be the judge.
(Pov: none of you asked for this but I got bored and decided to give it to you anyway.)
Mikasa
~Touch
The first time you touched her it was to pat her shoulder and tell her, "good luck" on a mission and she's been riding that high til the day she finally had you.
She was already so infatuated by you to the point that every bit of your touch became a daily necessity.
Locking you into her tight hugs late at night.
Pulling your lips back into hers whenever you try to escape.
She'll give you tiny kisses spread all over your face as soon as you wake up. And she's a huge fan of eskimo kisses. You might even trigger a little giggle from her when you initiate them.
She wants to rest her head on your chest and fall asleep to your heartbeat.
She's got your fingers perfectly knotted with hers in every situation.
Tangles your legs when the two of you are resting on the couch.
"I have to get up sometime Mikasa." Not today you don't.
Her favorite spot to scratch is your lower back. She softly circles her nails over that bit of skin after hiking your shirt up.
Please let her spend the day with you in her lap it's the perfect amount of intimate for her.
Annie
~Touch/Sound
One day you came to her with concern filling your eyes and hugged her even though you never had before. You simply told her, "I feel like something's wrong but I won't pry. Just know I'll be waiting for you to come back to me." So softly in her ear and despite her push back at first her feelings for you grew stronger everyday.
She grew to adore the smallest things about you.
The sounds of your low morning yawns before you kiss her face.
The warmth of your knee resting between her thighs
Loves when you whine her name. It sends heat flowing through her entire body. "What do you want?" (She'll pretend she hates it tho.)
Whenever you two are alone she has her head firmly placed on your chest, falling asleep to your heartbeat. Just like Mikasa (No you do not have to pee lay back down)
Loves when you card your fingers through her untied hair. (Sometimes you make her hum when you scratch the back of her head just right.)
She's gotta have your hands when you two are cuddling. Holding you like she's scared you're not really there.
Whisper in her ear and she just might shiver for you.
Laugh when she's sarcastic and watch the pretty pink color dust over her cheeks.
Tells you she loves you under her breath and melts when you say it back after kissing her cheek or neck.
Sasha
~(Sweet angel 🥺) Touch/taste
She held your hand like she'd always done with you and asked what you'd want your last meal in the world to be. Fucking around you said, "You." And the girl practically burst into flame. Meanwhile Connie at the opposite end of the table is mocking y'all talking about some, "Get a room already!" And then you did 😏
Oh, you just had some candy? She's biting your lips and sucking on your tongue.
Oh, your shampoo/body wash smells like banana, coconut, strawberries etc? She's got her face in your neck giving you little kisses. (Sometimes she'll give you a little kitten lick but it's fine cause you love it 😃).
She likes mutual feeding (ik that sounds weird idk how else to put it.) Like if you guys are eating popcorn together while watching a movie, she likes when you place the popcorn in her mouth and she does the same for you.
Licks the butter off your fingers when the popcorns gone.
When you stretch your arms next to her and then proceed to wrap them around her neck or waist she's in heaven.
Adores the feeling of your fingers splayed over her stomach right after she finished eating and the way you tease her by stroking her inner thigh.
Randomly jumps in the shower with you so that she can run her hands up and down every inch of your skin.
Sometimes she wakes you with a bunch of forehead kisses.
"Five more minutes please.." You beg
If you wake up before her though she'd love to be wrapped in your arms as she eats breakfast.
Hitch
~Sight (y'all already know my baby's a lil shallow)
It was like a movie scene. She saw you across the room during a small party for the anniversary of the military police first debut and she just had to have you. And bug you.. she stayed by your side as often as possible after that.
She'll laugh so that her compliments on your body sound less genuine but she means it every time.
And when you're not looking she's got her lip between her teeth, eyes working up and down your body.
"I wanna see you in this honestly." She'll say late at night handing you a picture and covering her face as you look at it.
"Reminds me of your pink dress?"
"Yeah! Yes.. that's the point we'll match."
Doesn't matter how long you've been dating. She'll always build a little tension before every kiss by looking directly at your lips then back into your eyes with a little smirk.
Whistles when you wear an outfit she recommended.
She never straight up says it but her favorite part of your body is the part you like the least.
Backwards ass compliments.
"You know orange isn't normally your color but today you made it work." And "You seem really confident despite wearing those pants."
Don't worry it's how she shows affection.
Makes you blush as often as possible because she just can't get enough of how gorgeous you are when you do.
Pieck
~Sight/taste
From the second she saw you she knew she had to get you out of your little bubble. You'd both done the warrior training as kids and you always kept to yourself. She thought a person like you looked like you had a lot of secrets. And she was gonna learn as many as possible. The older you guys got the more attractive you became to each other and you kinda fell back into the nervousness she thought she'd driven out of you. Eventually she got you to accidentally blurt a confession. Next thing you knew her tongue was pulling all conscious thought out of you.
Idk Pieck gives me the vibes that she'd always be looking for a way to stick her tongue down your throat?? (Just me?? Alright..)
She'll twirl you around with a hand around your waist. Unabashedly checking you out.
Loves long sweet kisses while she rests between your legs.
Will never stop smiling at you when you exit the shower in only a towel.
Brushes her lips over your stomach to wake you.
She's so enamored by the twinkle in your eye when you talk with the younger generation of warriors.
Playfully suggests you just walk around the house completely naked so she can really appreciate your body.
Her heart one hundred percent drops when she sees you sad for even a second.
Let her kiss you wherever she wants! It's a lot easier than arguing with her!
And she will try in some weird places. (She gives me body worshipper vibes.)
Yelena
~Sound
She heard about you due to rumors about your incredible fighting style. But what made her seek you out was the knowledge that you were next in line to become a titan shifter. It was hard to tell if her affection was due to interest in you as a person or your incredible fighting style but one day she asked you to live with her in the new world. Of course you said yes.
She loves the sound of you singing. (If you can sing) Sometimes she actively seeks you out and asks for you to sing to her.
Your war cries make her back arch (shh I didn't say that).
The second you guys started dating she developed a sixth sense of some sort where she just shows up if you're crying or if your day has been going terrible.
She just adores the sound of your voice and she can't get enough of it.
I could see her dragging you off some place where the two of you can just talk.
Within less than a week of dating you she's already got ways to get any noise she wants out of you.
Graze their neck with the tip of your nose for giggles and kiss the tips of their ears for I love you's.
That sort of thing.
Whenever you make a noise she hasn't heard before she's dying to force you to make it again.
Idk what it's called but I feel like Yelena has that thing where noises are attributed to colors in her brain. And at some point she explains all the colors she sees whenever you make certain noises.
Hange
~Sight/touch
Moblit had to take a.. short vacation after one of Hange's lab disasters nearly crippled him.. so Erwin had asked you to fill in and you said yes. It was only for a couple weeks and during that time Hange stuck to you like glue. Throwing an arm over your shoulder, stealing little glances and laughing loudly when you'd catch her. It felt like normal Hange stuff. But on the last night before Moblit's return, Hange was weirdly not.. Hange.. being quiet, filling in data and barely making eye contact. You asked if you'd done something wrong but Hange barely said anything back. Before you left she was nose deep in paperwork. You said your goodbyes and you were about to leave when Hange asked if you'd be willing to go on a date. When you looked back she hadn't even looked up but you smiled and nodded with a little yes and the rest was history.
It's a no brainer that you spent all your free time in Hange's lab to be Hange's other support system other than Moblit.
And when Moblit died, Hange's entire support system.
Her touch lingering on your lower back as you lean over to check her notes.
Completely enamored with the glint in your eye whenever the two of you come up with a sort of breakthrough.
Deadass pulls you into her lap at the most random times.
Oh hey the meeting finally finished? Yanks your frame right into her lap and laughs at the eye rolling of fellow colleagues.
Hange will say sorry but that blush on your face was so worth it and she's so glad she did it.
Rubs your back as you sleep on the work piled on your side of the desk.
Probably accidentally wakes you up a couple minutes after you fell asleep though.
Hange once sat you on her lap after a meeting right before Erwin tried to hand her some papers over the table. Without thinking she stood up to grab them and your face slammed into the table while her hips were pressed against your ass. Immediately getting everyone's attention. Safe to say you no longer sit next to Hange at meetings. (I had to add this even though it's a little off topic and random.)
Historia
~Smell (First one here.)
She had to share a room with you until she became queen. And almost every night she'd have some kind of nightmare about Ymir. You didn't mean to make a move but one night she crawled into your bed like she always had and you wrapped your arms around her shivering form like you always did. She had her nose trapped in your nape and you pressed a kiss to her forehead hoping it would stop her harsh breathing. And it did. She froze, the world froze, everything froze. You had leaned back to apologize for overstepping her boundaries and she kissed you back.
She'd gotten so comfortable with your scent that not only did it constantly lull her to sleep but always gave her a sense of security.
You're her security blanket. I don't make the rules.
Speaking of blankets. You gave her yours when she moved into the castle.
Whenever she gets even an hour alone she's trying to get you in the castle so she can sit in your lap and bury her nose in your nape like she always has.
She also steals your shirts and hoodies as often as possible until they smell like her then you have to take them back and cover them with your stink again.
Spending early mornings in the castle after washing your hair and her telling you over and over that she missed your smell.
It's legit like having a long distance relationship while being in the same place.
And she doesn't let you go until the last second before you both have to go back to work.
If you guys have time and you shop together she'll keep the candles that you believed smelled the best in her room.
All in all give Historia your shirts to wear cause she loves them/they look great on her.
Ymir
~Sight/touch
You're probably either super sweet like Krista or really sarcastic like her and that's what draws her to look more in depth into you. When she finally gets a chance to actually look at you fully without the odm gear she finds herself fixated, tracing your figure with her eyes. You guys finally become friends, who mutually enjoy bullying Reiner. But she finds that she hates it. Thinks you're teasing her every time you brush her fingertips without actually holding her dammed hand. One day she just reaches out and grabs you properly and doesn't let go. Yeah, you're dating now.
What can I say except, she likes running a finger over the lines on your palm.
She's always grabbing you out of nowhere but you don't mind. You just let her hold you.
"You look extra beautiful today, bet you'll look even better when I put a ring on your finger."
Puts her hands under your shirt with no fucking shame.
Stares at you and yells at the first person that mocks her. Reiner/Connie
Can and will find a way to smack your ass the second she gets you alone.
Trails little butterfly kisses over your shoulders when you're trying to get dressed in the morning.
Literally everything you do is weirdly skillful to her.
Like you're peeling a potato and she's like, "You're so amazing at that.."
Let her lean on you for absolutely no reason she loves it. 🤷♀️
(I realized after writing this that Annie and Armin have the same one even tho I don't ship them at all 😕)
#aot x reader#attack on titan#shingeki no kyoujin x reader#snk x reader#aot imagines#mikasa x reader#annie leonhardt x reader#sasha x reader#hitch x reader#hange x reader#pieck x reader#yelena x reader#historia x reader#ymir x reader#cal writes
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them as your best friend/sibling
(idk just something really random for a baby teletubby 😂😭)
ehypen as your sibling!
i chose sibling because i think it's going to be interesting whehehe
anyways i hope you like this ! <3
warnings: a bit of swear words
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heeseung
pretty supportive sibling
like he's a nice brother
a kind one too
most likely to scold you more than your parents if you do something stupid
the type to introduce you to his friends then say "now, y/n is still a baby, so please no one hit on them" lmao
cooks you ramen for a midnight snack (mm yes)
"i'm telling mom/dad that you didn't let me hang out with jake>:(" "*gasps* nO RAMEN FOR YOU THEN-"
jk, he'll let you hang out dw
if he knows the person is good then why not hehe
jay
riCH BROTHER LETS GOOOO
probably treats you once in a while
yo fashion siblings 🤩
he really has cool fits so you can't help to ask him for some outfit ideas yk
scolds you if you keep on spending too much
"this is why you can't get a girlfriend!" "weLL YEAH, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DATED IN THE FIRST PLACE-"
roasting each other hell yeah
also cooks you some good food if your parents leave both of you (home alone, obviously lol)
also is very loud JHSKHS
jake
occasionally asks if you're dating
just for some teasing material
probably is the type to say "yEAH WELL I'M TELLING MOM/DAD"
(iDK I JUST GET THAT VIBE)
is pretty smart so you go to him for homework or studies in general
sometimes you call him a nerd when he isn't
you (probably) catch him binge watch the avengers movies at 3am
,,your friends like him a lot so when they go to your house they slightly fangirl/fanboy when they see him
"your friends think i'm good looking, right?" "ew no-"
makes layla jump on your bed so you wake up lmao
sunghoon
"i'm so handsome, your friends even have a crush on me" "sunghoon just- wtf?"
yes he'll say that
which is probably true though
your friends probably have a crush on your brother
i mean he is charming
is a pretty sweet brother dw
there are just the most random times where you smack him (as a joke) and he'll probably do it back
mini wrestling match let's go-
might teach you some ice skating (only if you want lol)
(more members under the cut!)
sunoo
is the type to have that judge-y look on you
"oh cut it out sunoo- what is it?" "you sure you wanna wear your hair like that?"
helps you with styling yourself dw
feels sad when you're sad
especially if you were scolded of someone had to ruin your day at school/work
so as a brother, he'll try to comfort you and tell you it's alright yk
probably treats you with some food hell yeah
"hey sunoo- some whack shit happened to me today, and it's about (insert a person you don't like)" "SIT DOWN AND TELL ME ABOUT IT-"
jungwon
i think he's like a chill brother
supportive too
and very very kind
even your friends fall in love with him lol
but scolds you if you did something stupid or something that isn't right
helps you with school works too (if he can!)
probably teases you often too
kid clowns you 24/7
"jungwon it's your turn to do the dishes" "haha... no"
does it anyways because your parents will scold the both of you
ni-ki
this boy-
just pure chaos
pranks you a lot, like a lot lot
he's just a really whack brother
is funny too
cracks up jokes at the wrongest times
"Y/N IS DATING SOMEONE!! :P" "RIKI SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH"
he's very loud too
"okay don't tell mom- but i may have failed my finals" "telling her right now" "PLEASE DON'T- I'LL DO ANYTHING" "haha... anything?" "y e s"
the many deals you had to make with him is astronomical
#enhypen#enhypen imagines#enhypen scenarios#enhypen headcanons#enhypen reactions#enhypen fluff#lee heeseung#park jongseong#sim jaeyun#park sunghoon#kim sunoo#yang jungwon#nishimura riki#ni-ki
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New anon here <3
Match up for PotC?
General:
- Fem identifying + she/her if you need my pronouns
- Polyam and possibly bi (for now I'm only romantically attracted to males so)
- Academically smart + gamer
- I love drawing, learning languages and playing games (though you can't do that in those times)
- I also don't mind playing poker or mahjong so
- Mental state is questionable (I'm going to therapy so you be the judge /lh)
Personality:
- My personality changes from: Chaotic/happy - very unstable - Soft/cute - s e x (/hj)
- I've been known by friends and aquaintences to be... very confident/outgoing? Apparently I give off the vibes of 'F u im gonna be me and not care about anyone's judgements'
- My sense of humour is cursed and chaotic
- Speaking of, I am quite a chaotic person in general
- I'm also quite energetic? People say I'm always very cheerful
- That's a lie I'm just good at masking lmao
- I'm pretty indecisive too ohno
- Anyway, I'm VERY empathic/caring. I am literally part of an online support group full of strangers so we can all help each other
Looks:
- I am pretty small (5'2 or something)
- Also literally as slim as a stick (not like skeleton/unhealthy, just like... very skinny) 💀
- I have long straight black hair and brown eyes
- Small face shape too I think
- Pretty flat (both chest and butt) but I think I've got decent hips imo 🤔
- My fashion is as variable as my taste in men tbh
- Sometimes im the cute girl with short pleated skirts, oversized sweaters, flowy dresses, knee high socks, Mary Jane shoes, pink blushy makeup and soft strawberry pinks
- Sometimes I be put here with leather jackets, suits, bold black liner + red lipstick and g strings
- And sometimes im looking like a sl-tty e girl idk man 🤷
- Anyways, I think if I had to wear a pirate fit it would either be an off the shoulder crop shirt + low waisted trousers or a cute flowy white dress with a brown corset and stuff
Relationship stuff:
- I'm pretttty big on PDA
- I like holding hands, hugs, kisses
- What I absolutely adore is having a hand on the waist + being picked up bridal style
- Being hugged from behind is cute too <3
- Romantic gestures that are more verbal such as compliments, letters and such are cool, just not as good as PDA lol
- Oooo speaking of I would love getting jewellery or clothes from bf bc then I can wear it as if to prove to others we're together and stuff :)
- I think i would probably suit a more casual one rather than go straight into 'I love you' tho ofc later on I wouldnt mind
- I don't mind most dates, though movies + museums are probably not my thing lol
- I don't mind a bit of clinginess, but I detest constant messages/texts like leave me alone
- As for my pref in men, as long as ur taller and masc I'm good man
Extra:
- I saw u could do a theme song and I think that would be super cool!!
- If there's like... one person I wouldn't like to be matched with it would be any of the Turners (sorry lol)
- I assume it isn't allowed, but if it is then multiple matches are 😳 yes pls
- TYSM FOR READING THIS ILYSM 💜💜💜
Hello dear 💖, thanks for your request.
For potc I ship you with:
Jack sparrow 🏴☠️
And
Hector Barbossa 🐒
Jack met you through tortuga, he was sailing to find the fountain of youth.
You were captured with jack and black beard to find it.
Jack was whisping you away, he lost the pearl however to the captain.
He tried to make amends with you by showing how romantic he can be.
Jack is more passionate and romantic while Hector's more genuine and somewhat heartfelt.
Barbossa wanted to find Jack but at the same time he also wanted the pearl and find you.
Jack rarely was committed but he for the first time wanted to be with you.
Angelica got jealous most of the time and had you do the dirty work.
Barbossa didn't exactly share his feelings, he wasn't used to romance but he would be would reveal something to you.
Jack has more experience, he was quite more passionate and confident in what he knows.
Expect sword fighting and arguing between the two.
If you choose jack, he would marry you on the pearl and your kid would be the next pirate lord. They would have his eyes and your hair.
Your theme song with jack:
If you chose barbossa, he would marry you as a pirate bride and your kid would be a pirate or landlubber. They would have your hair and his eyes.
Your theme song with barbossa:
Anyways that's all I have for now:
Ta Ta ✨️
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Request for anon: can I request Present mic and a American exchange student (southern reader if you could??) (Aka her being his favorite student)?? ((Bc I know you have an Aizawa one and all might one))
REQUESTS ARE NOW OPEN!!!
😌😌😌😌 yes.
• His class is your favorite but also your least favorite
• Because you have a natural affinity for english and you ACE the tests but also Japanese is SO HARD
• Anyway from day one, you're his favorite
• he heard you mumble a pun under your breath at something he said then laugh to yourself and he's like
• Yes. This one.
• he is that english teacher
• the ones that kids will flock to if they feel alone
• This man practically becomes dad 2
• and you're so thankful for that because it's someone you can be with
• Anyway it starts with you sitting alone in his class room during lunch
• bc theres no one else to talk to lmao
• Dumb small talk
• that turns into pun contests and dad jokes
"Hey, Mr. Hizashi, did you hear about the kidnapping at school?"
He perked up, "What?! No I-"
"It's okay, he woke up."
• and that was when he knew you were going to be best friends
• You eat in his room a lot
• and when he finally questions it, he feels his heart break a little
"So why do you always eat in here? Not that I mind- just students rather not spend more time with teachers."
You shrug. "I feel better in here, I don't really fit in with my class right now- I don't know them and the prospect of interacting kinda scares me. Besides it's fun in here."
• he's 🥺🥺
• but he totally understands!!! Because he was the same way in highschool. Unsure if he was liked
• and as you do start to really make friends, he see's you in the room a little less but you're still there a majority of the time
• Hizashi also speaks english and he likes talking to you in english Because he can talk shit with you
• Aizawa only understands about 45% of what you're saying
• All might understands a majority though so you gotta watch it w him
• He's a fuckin sNITCH
• "Did you see that?" He mumbles under his breath, his attention still on his paper
"I was going to pretend I didn't- that was awful,"
"Sounds like a plan,"
• Y'all talk- a lot
• father daughter vibes
• you got his number
• Deadass
• "(Y/N)!!! I'M GETTING FOOD! WANT ANYTHING?"
"Whatever is cheapest,"
• He'll absolutely leave to get you something if you really needed it
• Like one time you needed tampons and there were none to be found
• and you admit it to Hizashi (with so much embarrassment) and before you even ask he's running to the store
• Thankfully it was during lunch so he didn't ditch any classes he was supposed to teach or anything
• mans is a god send
• if you dont have enough money to get food or sumn
• he got you covered
• "You're literally going to go broke Mr. Hizashi,"
"No, I am what you call r i c h,"
"You really aren't,"
"Stooop, I'm getting it for you."
• one time you accidently called him dad and you thought you were going die if embarrassment
• YOU DONT EVEN REALIZE YOU SAID IT UNTIL YOU WERE OUT OF HIS CLASSROOM
• Eye contact?? Idk her
• But mic feels honored
• theres the dad trio, Aizawa, All might, and now Hizashi
• They have an on going competition likes dads do, bragging about their kids
• "Did you hear? Young Midoryia figured out his power move,"
"Little late if you ask me, However Shinsou is ready to move to 1A,"
"(Y/N) got the highest score in her class by 10 on the english test we took AND she's cooler than yalls kids,"
• At the sports festival he's cheering for you
• Bitch is SCREAMING
• He's got your back 100% all the time
• He helps you come out of your shell no doubt
• yall are stupid, together.
• yall also vibe, together
• #staying after school to watch a movie in his class
• Occasionally Aizawa will join
• Being close with Hizashi automatically means being close with Aizawa I mean this man WILL protect you with his life
• Even if he denies it
• They're called movie Wednesdays
• because its half way through the week and you definitely want to die by then so it's time for a break
• Aizawa won't assign homework on wednesdays for this reason (even if he doesnt go)
• the rest of class 1a doesnt know
• Sometimes even Hitoshi will join, fam squad
• No, seriously tho
• Yall deadass stay being a family
• Hizashi would 100% adopt you if he could
• HE'LL COPY YOUR SOUTH LINGO
• Like phrases he hears you say? He'll memorize it
• He started saying y'all and all the teachers clowned him but he didn't even care
• He'll also ask a lot about America
• he wants to know as much as he can
• specifically about where you live
• He thinks traditions and certain aspects are cool there
• like piercings? If you have those he'll think its dope
• and he'll ask about the attitude towards them in America
• Dyed hair? Same questions
• he'll def have you in his radio show to talk about it
• starting a podcast??? Maybe.
• okay lets talk about papa bear mode for a sec
• Present Mic, Hizashi Yamada, 100% has a papa bear mode
• it's scary bc he has red eyes
• I'm talking about like yelling at other teachers who yell at you
• Pulling you out of actual first fights (he'll rarely get you in trouble)
• Absolutely wrecking people who try you
• Pulling you out of rubble that one time during training and giving Bakugou the scare of his LIFE
• Like yall thought his mom was scary? Just wait. Hizashi tops that.
• Bakugou is quiet for the rest of the day
• but his papa bear also includes emotional support
• you open up to him more than you've opened up to people at home
• like full on crying in his chest. Maybe bc you were stressed or homesick- but he's there if you ever need it.
• and lastly, reading manga together then talking about it
#present mic#hizashi yamada#yamada hizashi#aizawa x child reader#aizawa x daughter reader#aizawa x hizashi#Hizashi x child reader#hizashi x reader#hizashi x daughter reader#my hero academia#my hero academia x reader
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Party Jitters
Pairing: Bakugou x anxious reader
Warnings: SWORE (also some anxiety but it’s not too intense. Maybe a bit of bullying, but it’s not really directly to y/n)
Author’s Note:
So this is the first request I’ve ever completed (🎉✨✨🎇) and I’m pretty proud of it! I started out having this go in a completely different direction and I got pretty far along until I decided it wasn’t really the vibe I was going for, so I stopped and started over. I might post the original later (either I’ll finish it up or just as the wip it is) but idk. Tell me if you want it, I guess? Idk, I might just post it anyway bc I do that sometimes.
Anyway, huge thank you to @bozowrites for sending in this request! I hope it fit something along the lines of what you were thinking!
Enjoy!
-Sugar
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Oh, if only you knew how you had gotten yourself into this situation now
Except you did know, and it was all your own damn fault
You hated parties. You knew you hated parties; but in a moment of unjustified courage, you had convinced yourself that it was a good idea to get out there more
A friend from your middle school was throwing a get-together for your previous grade, and you thought it might be nice to see some of the kids you’d grown up with
You’d done yourself up with a different hair style and moderately more formal clothes than you wore normally, even convincing your boyfriend to come along with you
But oh, no. This was not good. The furthest thing from a good idea, if you asked your present self
It was as if only now you remembered that there weren’t many people there that you cared to see
You were at someone’s house, music blaring and lights dimmed
Katsuki had wandered off to get you both an age-appropriate beverage, and now you were standing alone in a corner
You spotted the group of kids who used to throw rude comments at you. To be honest, they were pretty rude to everyone, yet somehow they were still considered popular
That was all a whole year ago. We’re in different schools now, it doesn’t matter
Nevertheless, it felt like they wouldn’t stop looking over at you. You swore that one of the girls leaning over to whisper something in her friend’s ear was without a doubt talking about you
What could be wrong with you? You smoothed your top, wondering if you’d somehow magically changed into something else; something out of place and stupid
It felt like any minute they would come over and try to talk to you, even though you’d barely talked to anyone at all the entire time you were here
You felt like an outsider, which was ridiculous, since this was your old class
But no, there it was; the sick, nauseous feeling you were all too unpleasantly acquainted with
You wanted to run, but you’d made all the effort to come here. Where was Bakugou? You couldn’t ditch him
You tapped your fingers against your thigh to the rhythm of the music; a song you’d never heard before
This had been a mistake; a bad idea, and now your throat was starting to close up, the distant beginnings of tears prickling in the corners of your eyes
“Oi.”
Your eyes snapped up from the floor, fearing the worst for a moment
Theywerehere, theywouldtalktoyou, theywouldteaseyou—
Bakugou stood next to you, holding two cups of lemonade
“Here.” He handed you the plastic drink container, and you took it with shaking hands
“Something wrong?” Katsuki asked, noticing
You went to shake your head, but finally thought better of it
“I don’t think I want to be here,” you admitted, sipping at your overly sugary drink
Bakugou scanned your face, setting his cup down on the floor next to the wall beside him
“Did something happen?” he asked, cupping your face in one of his large, strong hands
“No, I just . . . I’m sorry I dragged you here. This isn’t what I thought it would be.”
Bakugou shrugged, pulling you closer into him. “I’m glad I came. Otherwise you’d be here alone.”
You simply nodded, taking a deep breath to right yourself. “I’m glad you’re here too.”
Katsuki slipped his hand into yours, giving it a gentle squeeze. “Wanna get going?”
“Yeah.”
“I’ll take you to my place and we can watch a movie or something. This party’s lame anyway.”
You chuckled. “That’s not very nice.”
“It’s the truth. Now let’s go.”
He pulled you to the center of the room, nearing the crowd of popular kids you’d been watching before
“Hey, is that Bakugou Katsuki?”
“The slime monster kid?”
“No, the one from the sports festival.”
“Same person, dipshit.”
Your boyfriend froze at the sound of his name, slowly turning to glare at your former peers
“What about me?” he questioned, gruff voice easily heard over the sound of the music
“Just wondering what you were doing here,” one of the girls said, giving him an overly pretty and practiced smile. “You didn’t go to this school.”
“No, I didn’t, but I’m leaving your dumb party anyway.”
He started to walk off again, but that was when they spotted you behind him
“(Y/N)?!”
“Did you bring him here?”
“Is he supposed to be your boyfriend or something?”
You swallowed heavily, averting your eyes and walking faster, only to bump into Katsuki’s back
He had stilled in his path, a shadow crossing his eyes. You knew that look, that dangerous expression on his face. Bakugou was little more than a ticking time bomb, and your former classmates had just set him off
He slowly turned again to face them, and you could feel the palm clutching yours growing hotter in its grasp
“Have a problem with her? Or do you have a problem with me?” he asked, voice too low, too quiet
The same girl scoffed, flipping her hair over her shoulder. “It’s just that someone like her? With someone like you? You know what I mean, right guys?”
She snickered, turning back to her friends, who had now turned their full attention to the both of you
You weren’t sure if you’d ever seen Katsuki so angry, which was saying a lot, since he was outraged about something nearly all the time
Trying to prevent him from doing something he’d regret, you tugged at his shirtsleeve
He glanced back at you, face softening the tiniest of fractions
Balling his opposite fist, he walked back to the girl who’d called him out, pointing a finger in her face
“(Y/N) is my girlfriend and I love her, got it? I don’t need the opinions of shitty extras like you on my goddamn relationship. Just get the fuck out of my way and don’t talk to us again.”
With that, he went back to walking out, pulling you behind him in tow. He easily cleared a path for the both of you, yelling when someone wouldn’t move out of the way fast enough
When you were finally outside, he started walking you to the train station so he could take you home
“Don’t listen to those extras,” he finally said. Bakugou slowed down his pace and relaxed his grip on your hand, letting you settle comfortably into step beside him
“We do make quite the couple,” you remarked
He looked over at you, letting his face fall into the smallest of smiles. “Maybe tonight was kind of a shitshow, but you best believe that it won’t last.”
“Oh? Why’s that?”
“Because I’m the best boyfriend there ever was, and I know how to show my girlfriend a good time.”
You grinned, hugging him from the side as you walked. “You most certainly are.” Maybe it wasn’t always a good idea to inflate the blond’s ego, but you couldn’t help but be forever grateful for how he had impacted your life
When it came down to it, Katsuki would always show how much he cared, whether it was in your defense or simply getting you through a tough day
By the time you’d gotten off the train, all your worries had slipped from your mind, walking hand in hand in the moonlit darkness to spend the night at your boyfriend’s home
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Taglist: @basicaegyo @iiminibattlehero @pyrofanatic @sokkasangel @xoxopam4
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Okay theme songs let's go
Under the cut bc it's gonna be a long one 😭 I left out some of my more casual ones bc I don't have an idea :(
Satine: From Eden by Hozier!!! Like! "Babe/ there's something tragic about you"!!!! Bc both of us are tragic!!!! GAHHH,,,,
47 and Diana: There's so many!! But Shelter by FINNEAS!!!! That song hits so hard but I just. Oh my god. All of Verse Two hits me like a TRAIN!!!!! Fuck.
Movie!47: GAHHH!!! So many songs and half of them are just being absolutely hopelessly devoted. Like some Gomez and Morticia!!!!!! Skyfall by Adele!!! Bc badass couple goes brrr hehe.
Ella and Charming: Pierre by Run Weaver!!!, The vibes of the song are absolutely immaculate for them 🥺
Erik and Charles: Arms Tonite by Mother Mother. Bc we're uh™. Complicated. I think. Also the song is very good!
Arthur Morgan: This Side of Paradise by Coyote Theory!!!! Bc!!! He is lonely,,,I am lonely,,,our fingers dancing when they meet!!!!!! It's so gentle too... ughHHH.
Lucifer: hMM,,,Talk Too Much by COIN!!! He talks,,,so sometimes I just gotta shut him PSJDJSHDH. Also imagining him mumbling the words to that song and he's like an inch away from kissing me drives me insane.
Geralt and Jaskier: FUCK okay okay. You're So Creepy by Ghost Town?? Idk why. It just seems to fit us ;w;
Dana: OUGH MY BELOVED MY SWEET DARLING GIRLFRIEND. Can I Call You Tonight? By Dayglow!!! GAHHH that song is so sweet it hits my little yearning neurons.
Volga: Something Just Like This by The Chainsmokers bc. Bro,,,I just want something just like this,,,somebody I can turn to,,,somebody I can miss,,,
Gordon: WAILS LOUDLY. Die Alone by FINNEAS. It's so perfect for us you don't understand I am so feral its us it's us. The entire song. So good.
Karl: GAH THIS BASTArD <3 What A Heavenly Way To Die by Troye Sivan!!! It's a good song and just. Yes. All of Verse One!!!! There's other songs like Honeypie like JAWNY!!!
Jon and Martin: OKAY OKAY. it's a tie between Foreigner's God by Hozier and You've Got The Life by Florence + The Machine!!!!! GAHHH.
Sully: there's so many songs I could say bc of the ✨complicated love story✨ we are but. But. I Will Follow You into The Dark by Death Cab for Cutie. It's such....🥺🥺🥺😭
Alice: hMMMn,,,Yellow Hearts by Any Saunders bc it's so soft and we're so soft. Oh my god.
The Narrator/Simon: There's so many songs,,,I think Talk To Me by Cavetown!!!! Or It's Alright by Mother Mother. Maybe a mix of those two.
Jason: !!! This fucking man oh my god I want to kiss him. Anyway Creep by Radiohead and I will not expand.
Slenderman: oouughhh. Lay All Your Love On Me by ABBA!!! Esp the one with like the guitar and shit kicking in!!!! Also I Hear a Symphony by Cody Fry :>
Warren: !! Me and My Husband by Mitski!!! Gahhhh <3
Arthur Hastings: YELLS LOUDLY. As The World Caves In by Matt Maltese but specifically the acoustic one!!!!!!!!! Because fuCKKK it's him that I lie with as the atom bomb drops in!!!!!!!!!
Thomas Richardson: I think. Hmm. All of Me by John Legend and Cabo by Ricky Montgomery :0
Harvey: AAA,,,my sweet ghost man...I cannot think of a song other than the one that is our tag 😭. I might say Soulmate Song by Carson James Argenna is the first that comes to mind...second being I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire by Ink Spots!!
Nihilus: OH THIS MAN THIS FUCKING MAN. Oh my GODDDD. Obsessed With You by The Orion Experience!!! Also maybe Daisy Bell by...idk who? goddd,,,,
Luke and Din: They're still kinda new f/os tbh? But. Glad You Came by The Wanted. Something about it makes me think of them,,,,<3!!!
Phone Guy: !!!! gahhh. agaiN so many songs!!! Ugh. Boyfriend by COIN,,,also Absolutely Smitten by dodie,,,,
Miles Upshur: okay this one is gonna sound absolutely ridiculous and obvious,,,but. E.T. by Katy Perry and exclusively without K*yne's part. Also exclusively Clarity covered by Kurt Hugo Schneider.
Mirael and Fawkes: hmMMsnndj,,,,Run by Hozier but like. Also Line Without A Hook by Ricky Montgomery. Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother also makes me think of us!
Izold: yet again thinking of the song that's our theme. Anyway! Hey Lover! by Wabie,,,Walk You Home by Sir Chloe,,,so many songs. *pats Izold's shoulder* this bad boy can fit so many songs into him!!!!!
Alna: AGAIN THE FIRST SONG TO COME TO MIND IS THE ONE THAT'S OUR THEME!!! but. But. Pretend The World Has Ended by She Wants Revenge and Love Story covered by Sarah Coltrane!!! Ahhhh.
#time to tag#✨; star crossed#⚰️; my dove my beautiful one#💜; the a team#🦢; dance with me#🌱; three idiots#🌼; his lawman#💘; devil's dancemate#🗡️; questing together#👔; fbi and anarchist#🔥; gentle fire#🥽; goggled and dangerous#🔨; oh beloved#☕; tea for three#💰; he's my treasure#🍰; whimsical whirlwind#📞; can't pick up the phone#🏒; softly killing#🌲; down in our forest#🗝️; handsome knight#🍞; just two downers#📃; to brighter days#👻; baby you're a haunted house#♠️; favorite wound#💚; love me green#📹; just two journalists#☎️; hello my honey!#🥀; we're wretched but celebrated#🌬️; she keeps me warm#🌿; meet me at our spot
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Bling Empire Review
I know I’m like a month late writing this case study, but I didn’t have the time when I first finished the series. Anyway, I have some thoughts while watching the show, which I think are interesting discussion points. This post is long, so if any of you actually reads the whole thing, kudos to you!
1. Apparently rich, gaudy (East) Asians is the current Asian stereotype in US (Western?) media
If you truly know, most super rich Asians don’t show off their wealth the way these people do. Hell, if anything, many of them try to hide it as much as possible, especially the older generations. It’s mind-boggling to me sometimes that this is the only view that some people may have of rich Asians or Asians in general for that matter. These people are a very small subset of the much bigger rich Asian population and the reason why this is now what people know is because of their often times embarrassing antics and ostentatious display of wealth. Sure it sells, but I think it partially also contributes to the recent steep increase of attacks against Asians around the western world, along with so many other reasons. I’m of the opinion that shows like these are in no way helpful to anyone who’s watching; if anything, I think it’s quite harmful. When a minority is painted as a singular stereotype, it’s always harmful.
2. Kevin relies on his good looks alone
We all know that Kevin doesn’t have that much going on above (or at least that’s what he wants us to think of him, so he almost fully relies on his good looks. I guess his naïveté of the upper class world helps him become the new toy and the person to shower with gifts, but I’m not sure that people would’ve warmed up to him that much if he wasn’t good looking. Idk, I get weird vibes from him and I think he’s way more complex than what he’s letting on.
3. Cherie proposing
Not going to beat a dead horse, the whole thing is embarrassing for everyone involved. No one would admit it, but it’s YIKES.
4. Jamie just being there
The only reason I’m writing about her is that a friend of mine said Jamie’s personality reminded me of her. Now that I’ve watched the show, I’m quite offended lol she got no personality
5. Plastic surgery nightmare
You’d think with the supposed wealth of these people, they would’ve gone to either better surgeons or make their surgeries look better because they currently all look like the characters in the recent Cats movie.
5. Anna vs Christine
I’m not a fan of Christine per se, but their rivalry is a classic example of born into wealth vs marrying into wealth. Christine tries very hard to be queen bee, to be accepted in the circle that she married into, and she uses her money and every other mean necessary to get to where she wants. She craves validation from Anna in her core, because Anna is this larger-than-life, born-into-wealth princess. She wants to prove that she’s as rich as Anna and can do anything Anna can do, but I think she’ll never truly be there because she’s desperate. Having said this, regardless of what one may think of her, the story about how she lost contact with her parents and how she married into the Chius family shows enough determination and discipline on her end. I think she sort of had a rough life, and she now wants to proclaim to the rest of the world that she’s made it. She’s far from perfect, but I can appreciate her hustle.
As for Anna, her being born rich makes her think that she’ll always be better than Christine. I appreciate her wisdom and for the most part I think she’s a good person, but she’s just as petty as Christine methinks. She’s older than almost everyone else, and I think she’s mostly bored with nothing to do, hence her getting into these “fights” with Christine. I think she never had a financial hardship since she was bored, so she seems like a trust-fund kid still after all these years. Her life revolves around spending money for the sake of spending money, and I’m not sure how much she still enjoys the things and experiences she’s bought.
6. Anna with Kevin and Florent (is that his name?!)
I think their relationship shows how when you’re new blood in this type of circle and you’re fun, these people will have no problem showering you with gifts because they have the money and what else will they do with their money?! Anna is generally generous, and she enjoys seeing her money being used to spoil those around her that she likes. Florent as her French gay best friend truly enjoys all the finer things in life in exchange of his loyalty and companionship. Many of these people are lonely, and if you’re not a user and you’re open to listening to them and accompanying them, I think they’re happy to not only spoil you but also to open doors for you. It’s important to get these people to like you and trust you and to hopefully never cross their line.
7. Christine with her in-laws
Sure she married rich, but do y'all see how hard that marriage is? I recently commented on a post by @call-me-your-ala that talks about why some still erroneously think white men are still the only high value rich men and I mentioned that many Asian men are rich rich. But their families are extremely difficult to penetrate and please. Even once you get in, you’re held to an impossible standard and you still need to do many awful things to be the perfect daughter-in-law. Honestly, Christine’s story of how she took the blame for her husband is quite heartbreaking. She was blamed all those years for not being able to bear a child, a son specifically. That’s happening in the 21st century!! And I’m sure this isn’t just in Asian families. Marrying rich has its price too, and I hope each one of us realizes the trade-offs and don’t think everything is just roses all the time.
If anyone actually reads this, I’m curious what you think of the show. I can’t fully talk with my friends from a hypergamous standpoint, so y'all ladies are my only hope lol
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Detroit Evolution Commentary Pt. 3 [FINAL]
It’s been a while, sorry. Life sucks ass sometimes and I had to do some transferring to my new laptop. I’ll write down some more fun facts as an apology. Disclaimer: This is all stuff I noticed, inferred, or interpreted. I didn’t write the film, anything I’ve interpreted is just that, an interpretation based on things I noticed using my experiences and knowledge.
Fun fact #1: I have attempted to write in a proper novel style at least five times. After watching DE and watching @octopunkmedia ‘s script breakdowns and such, I've started writing scripts instead. I’m much farther along in those than I ever have been in books. 10/10 amazing for my visual based concepts.
Fun fact #2: My mental health was rapidly declining and I was losing interest in quite literally everything at the time the film was released. Watching the film and fixating on it for a month straight not only inspired me but helped me regain control of my life. Watching streams by the cast and Michelle while I worked for school made my productivity skyrocket.
Fun fact #3: I recently developed a tic that I now can’t get rid of. It was out of control for about twenty minutes right before I began writing this post. However, when I began re-watching the film (partially because it’s a comfort for me and I’m quite honestly terrified of what’s happening in the US right now) it stopped. So that’s fun.
As usual, spoilers and swearing under the cut! Quick note: If there should be a trigger warning on this or anything else I post, please let me know! I’m horrible at remembering to tag triggers. I’ll also be doing some quick posts on Umbrella Academy and my severe obsession with Jason Todd soon. Have fun!
As usual, here’s a list of people I know the users of in case you’d like to check any of them out. I’m likely missing people so feel free to let me know who I’m missing so I can add them!
Maximilian Kroger - Nines (@ maximiliankroger)
Christopher (Chris) Trindade - Gavin (@ trindabago)
Michael Smallwood - Chris Miller (@ michaelsmallwoodforever)
Carla Kim - Tina Chen (@ carlahkim)
Jillian Geurts - Ada (@ jilbobaggins_nyc)
Michelle Iannantuono - (@ octopunkmedia)
JJ Goller - Lazzo (@ quasar.cos)
Brett Mullen - Cinematographer (@ brettmullendirector)
Austin Butts - Sound Design (@ austinbytts)
Tiare Solis - Valerie (@ tiareleiana)
So I decided to put all of the rest into this post. It’s a long one. Not even that sorry about it bc I love this film with my entire heart. Warning for me getting sidetracked. I use a lot of Supernatural references but it’s because I’m visiting my dad and he’s binge watching the show. I like Dean and only Dean, don’t bully me for it.
The Wrist Grip™️ in the bedroom before Nines moves back
Shoutout to Maximilian Kroger’s muscles u go dude
Lighting Symbolism™️, big theme through the movie, honestly I think it’s beautiful and they did a wonderful job with it.
The little nod from Gavin as he starts talking about his nightmare
You can see Gavin gearing up to move, like not in a normal way, in a “oh god I don’t know if I have the energy to do this” way and that’s Relatable™️
The little smile from Nines as they sit together
The SHARK PLUSHIE I LOVE HIM (THE SHARK HAS AN INSTAGRAM @ sharktreuse)
Nines being domestic, making coffee and breakfast, being Soft.
Shirt change??? Either I’m blind or he’s wearing a different shirt in the morning (He is. He’s wearing a t shirt at night and a buttoned collar shirt in the morning. Perhaps he changed? He’s wearing normal pants so he probably changed but he’s not wearing that same shirt in the next scene)
Ada eye rolling at them being passive aggressive dumbasses. Same. Apparently Jillian kept fucking with them which is,, so valid.
The lighting in this scene (the office pt. 2) makes Maximilian look Android-white and outlined in the CyberLife blue-ish color. Very symbolic, I have no idea if it was intentional.
Another shoutout, this time to Maximilian’s eyebrows, the expressiveness is *chef’s kiss*.
“You can thank me later, Casanova.” Nines: *confused Android noises*
Honorable mention to Michael’s Foo Fighters t shirt in the bar, it’s vintage.
Nines is in fact wearing a different shirt now. Not the same shirt from the morning bedroom scene. I also think he’s wearing a different jacket. Less of a peacoat and more of a leather jacket. Nice.
Shoutout to Tina’s (not irl) wife, Valerie! And her weird crush on Hank! I honestly can’t wait to see her in Seven Deadly Synths!!
Ada DODGING the questions that Nines is asking because she is SHADY.
Also, he looks to Gavin when he talks about wanting to be more human. Recurring theme of him perceiving himself as lacking because of his ace-ness/android-ness, like he can’t give Gavin what he wants. Honestly I know that the android thing is a thinly veiled metaphor for race in canon but I kinda like thinking of it as a metaphor for being LGBT+ and in Nines’ case, specifically ace. Might not make sense but it does in my brain??
Gavin Senses Are Tingling and Nines is GONE. Leaving the bar for ur not-bf to try to talk things out like adults??? King shit.
Also electric lighter, fun, I genuinely didn’t know those existed
SHIRT WITH UNBUTTONED COLLAR
“You don’t want to help me, you want to fix me.” What a loaded line. Because in a way, it’s almost true? Like, Nines has this entire simulation of Gavin in his ideal world, and obviously that version of Gavin has probably been idealized at least a bit. Nature of humanity, and Nines might not be human but he’s got the Brain Things. And at that moment, it’s nearly true that Nines wants Gavin to be like that ideal Gavin. Obviously Nines wants Gavin as Gavin, but there’s the edge of that simulation there, still.
But Nines does want to help Gavin, and that’s where he’s wrong. Nines wants Gavin to get better, wants to help stop the nightmares, etc. But by pointing that out, I think it’s partially why Nines can accept letting go of Simulation!Gavin when Ada attacks him. Because he knows that the simulation of Gavin will never be the real Gavin, and this line sort of helps him understand that he can’t really keep Sim!Gavin anyways.
Again idk if that’s legit but that’s definitely something I felt from that while watching.
Nines is constantly very controlled, but when he walks away from Gavin you can see him straining to keep that composure and not let his anger show.
Ada looking So Done With This Shit when Nines comes back from talking with Gavin outside of the bar
“I’m sure this will be like...every other time.” Oh honey. Oh my sweet child. I am so very sorry. It most definitely will not be.
Ada’s exasperated Eyebrow Raise before taking a drink. If that ain’t the mood sis.
I love Ada’s bat wings on her outfits.
Gavin being a stalker and putting his hood up.
“I’m...certain that most of the credit can go to you.” IMMEDIATE ANGER. Must Defend Boyfriend.
I SO WANTED HIM TO SAY “WISDOM” WHILE TALKING ABOUT GAVIN’S SKILLS BECAUSE IT WOULD MIRROR HIM TELLING GAVIN THAT HE ISN’T WISE BEFORE THEY LEFT FOR THE STAKEOUT. He didn’t, but instinct is a better word for Gavin anyways.
Nines has Suspicion™️...press X for doubt...
*Only vaguely related rant warning*
I do feel that we as a fandom tend to make Connor almost childishly innocent despite him being likely one of the least kind and least innocent characters. The characterization of Nines in this--and pardon me for the off topic rant--where he’s a fully grown man and acts like it is so much more realistic. Nines is a cop, as is Connor.
Even post deviancy, they were designed and equipped to handle murder. Nines, in a lot of fandom content, tends to come off as an exasperated older brother or a gritty and mean detective, or even worse, essentially a sociopath who feels nothing in contrast to Connor’s childish and extreme innocence. I dislike both. Seeing Nines be a normal fucking person is so relieving, I’m serious. There’s still those elements of ‘oh he’s only been properly alive for like a year, right? He probably doesn’t get Chris’ Casanova reference.’ but it’s not to such an extreme that it overtakes all of his personality traits.
Like, yeah, ok, I get why a lot of fandom content does that. In order to balance what we see Connor do (and in order to further push the Hank as a father line) we over-emphasize the not getting references and such. Honestly I see the same in content for Castiel from Supernatural. Nines, when he’s added, often HAS to be a lot darker in order to make that seem not as jarring and unrealistic.
Doesn’t mean I enjoy it. If you do? That’s great, good for you, but I don’t like seeing those characters be portrayed as such one dimensional extremes. People aren’t like that. On the off chance that someone is such an extreme, there’s still other aspects of their personality.
DE has done an amazing job at not flattening their personalities. Nines and Gavin are three-dimensional and incredibly interesting characters I find myself invested in every time I watch it.
*Onto the commentary again.*
Gavin is still being a stalker
“Particular fascination with the RK line” AHAHA funny. She’s also an RK, and she likely knows more than Nines because her programming is based on information gathering. Her fascination begins and ends with what their programming can do for her.
The little computer details in Ada’s eyes as she copies Nines’ OS, and again in Nines’ eyes when he’s in the alley alone. I believe Michelle did all of that and I am just amazed every time I watch.
The warped voice effect.
Gavin shifting to hold Nines as soon as he passes out
The ethereal colored lighting is very good for the mood, space hospital vibes
Shoutout to the latex suit they put Maximilian in! That’s not CG! He’s wearing a full body white latex suit. I’m so sorry.
Gavin looks so tired talking to Dr. Maria. His posture is defensive, pulled into himself. Shoulders hunched, arms pulled in. Eye bags, messy hair. Boy looked messed up. Somebody hug him.
Nines’ hair being disheveled and messy in the corrupted Zen Garden, rivaling his assertion that in his ideal world (Aka the normal Zen Garden) his appearance is polished, signifying the loss of control and the loss of the Zen Garden being a safe, ideal space for him. Same concept with Sim!Gavin being corrupted.
Nines: *wakes up in his mindspace*
Also Nines, immediately: GAVIN!!1!!1
Nines believes in CONSENT!! You do not go into someone’s program without asking, ADA.
Ada’s “poor widdle baby” face as Nines is freaking out because she trapped him. Mood.
Tina wearing a low turtleneck and a flannel is Peak Gay, especially next to Gavin “I wear the same leather jacket+hoodie combo every single day and probably the same jeans for a month” Reed, aka the most disastrous and chaotic bisexual I have ever seen. Again, a mood, I honestly felt that one.
The face when Nines realizes that Ada isn’t deviant yet.
Gavin is blaming himself somebody stop this idiot.
“Not without Nines.” What a softie.
“The last thing I said to him was ‘I don’t need you’.” BITCH WHAT THE FUCK MY HEART.
Gavin calling Tina “T” in that soft voice is so sweet omg
Ugh the bisexual LIGHTING is KILLING ME, ESPECIALLY as Gavin sits at Nines’ bedside
Tina encouraging Gavin. WLW/MLM solidarity.
Fun fact: Chris Trindade told Maximilian not to react at all to the big speech but Maximilian literally started crying during it and there’s footage somewhere of the Dramatic Single Tear rolling down his face while he’s still ‘in stasis’.
Yes, I double checked the streams to make sure I got this right, I love the concept though.
Look I cannot get into the speech because I will write 1.5k words on it, but I will say this: It made me cry. The acting, the writing, it’s iconic. The amount of love and devotion they got without even saying the words “I love you” was amazing. Chris is so very talented.
THERES A TAKE WHERE GAVIN FALLS ASLEEP NEXT TO NINES’ HOSPITAL BED AKSDGAKL IM SCREAMING
Tina is the best wingman ngl
The glitches in Zen Gavin are amazing. The sequence when he’s deleting the Zen Garden is also amazing. I use amazing a lot but it’s deserved.
Nines deleting the Zen Garden and Sim!Gavin is very symbolic of letting go of all of the fake stuff, letting go of the fear he was holding that kept him from confessing to Gavin and I love that
Nines sitting silently straight up.
Gavin is highly intelligent and I’m so glad Octopunk embraces that.
*another vaguely related rant warning*
Ok let me tell y’all a thing because this RUINS MY LIFE. People tend to take characters like Percy Jackson or Dean Winchester, whose intelligence isn’t outwardly obvious from the get-go, and remove it entirely. Percy is reduced to an idiot who can’t tie his own shoes and Dean is often shown basically unable to research without Sam. Both of those are bullshit.
Percy has ADHD and Dyslexia, so when often we categorize smart as only book-smart, Percy’s intelligence as a battle strategist and his actual knowledge gets erased. Dean is usually the more physical and shoot-first-never-ask-questions type, and his intelligence is severely downplayed. He made an EMP detector from scratch. Made a shotgun, remembers how to kill things, is a very good hunter, especially on his own. But that’s thrown away because he’s not book-smart.
I despise when people take characters who are talented and smart in ways that aren’t just reciting the periodic table and reduce them to muscles and angst or drooling children.
Octopunk having a scene where Gavin is working through a case, already having done the things that Chris, someone who was only recently promoted, suggests, is just affirming Gavin’s intelligence in a way I wish I could be not surprised by. Gavin is smart, and luckily I haven’t seen much downplaying that fact. He’s a detective for a reason. Unfortunately I think it might be because the fandom tends to turn Connor and Nines into actual children, but a win is a win.
Now I’m not saying I don’t love a good himbo character but I literally had to stop interacting with Percy Jackson content because people wrote him as incapable.
*Moving on*
“I think I can help with that.” Bitch why are you so dramatic I love him so much.
Nines’ t-shirt says “Detroit City Marathon”
“You...undead asshole.” What an iconic line. I need a t-shirt.
“I...hate you.” “You love me.” Harkens back to the beginning where the roles are reversed. Yes I used that unironically. Words are fun.
Gavin looking scared right before The Kiss™️
THE PULSE POINT!! THE SCENE WAS SUPER EMOTIONAL SO MICHELLE WANTED THEM TO DO YOGA ZEN SHIT TO PREPARE AND THEN THEY JUST DID THE THING BUT THEY PUT IN THE PULSE POINT
ANYWAYS THAT’S WHAT GAVIN IS FEELING FOR ON NINES’ WRIST RIGHT BEFORE THE KISS.
I thought that was cute when I learned it in one of the streams.
Nines’ LED spinning blue when they finally kiss asgladkaf
“What dipshit programmed you to do that?” “I’m the most advanced android ever made, detective-“ “oh you are such a fuckin’ prick!” “Takes one to know one.” I canNOT with them, I laughed my ASS off
The little broken laugh Nines does
Nines rubbing his hands over Gavin’s while they talk about Gavin’s jacket
Shoutout to Chris’ surprised pikachu face. (Tina is also there) That was a joke take, it’s in the gag reel, too. The face wasn’t supposed to make it into the film but Michelle added it. (In the gag reel, Carla yells “Let’s go to Denny’s!” At the end.)
And Ada’s leather pants. Honestly?? She’s so pretty. I love her. They’re all really attractive it’s actually terrifying.
Nines and Tina being a part of the Gay Turtleneck Gang
Nines’ untucked turtleneck
Tina being a Smart Girl. (Nines calling her “Officer” and her replying with “I’ll make detective someday.”
Chris being Exhausted during the whole meeting. Me too dude.
Chris and Tina doing literally nothing while Gavin and Nines have a whole heart to heart
The WHITE COAT. Tina in her blues. Chris’ Foo Fighters shirt. They’re such icons but they absolutely look like a group of gay ppl who did NOT decide on a theme.
The fight sequence is impressive, considering that they’re literally not stunt actors. I’m not a fight choreographer or stunt person so That’s really all I have to say on that.
Chris patting Gavin’s gun after he explains what he’s doing. \
As a Jason Todd lover the crowbar is unfortunate (had to, sorry)
Nines’ smirk and the TURTLENECK as he spins away from Ada with the crowbar. Iconic. The Big Dick Energy. Especially for someone who doesn’t have a dick.
Chris being a Dad when Gavin runs off to go stop the body calibration
Ada just YEETS Gavin. Iconic.
Ada: *doing the villain “you won’t shoot me, you’re too moral” thing*
Chris: Shut the fuck up *shoots her*
Deviancy sequence, iconic
“You’re awake now” bitch get your own tag line, Markus became Robot Jesus for this shit
He’s HOLDING HER HAND while DEFENDING HER!! PLATONIC HAND HOLDING
Gavin trusting Nines’ decision immediately. Amazing. THAT’S LOVE BITCH.
The SMILES after Ada leaves!! They know they made the right choice!
Ugh the COLOR SYMBOLISM!! This is one thing that Michelle has touched on herself! Gavin isn’t wearing white in this scene because he’s not ‘fixed’, he never will be! He has trauma and he’s just barely beginning to heal from it with Nines’ help. He’s wearing grey, lighter than his usual, but still grey because they aren’t pure or innocent and they’re not perfect!! And that’s the fucking point!! It’s also a contrast against Sim!Gavin wearing white! Sim!Gavin was an idealized version of Gavin in Nines’ idealized world!! Real Gavin isn’t that!! So he’s wearing grey!!
Gavin immediately understanding that Nines is Ace and that it’s ok!! Beautiful!
“You’ve been a whole person since the day you woke up” YES!! YOU DO NOT NEED SEX TO BE WHOLE!! FUCK YEAH!!! (this is ace excitement. In the months since writing this I realized I’m aro-ace and trans so fuck yeah for ace rep.)
Gavin being a dick and making Nines tell him about the skin thing
THE KISS!! They slowly move more into the light!! Because they’re getting better TOGETHER!!
Ok before I sign off, it’s only 3 am so I think I’m awake enough to talk about this, I like that they bring up that Gavin has like, actual issues that he needs to get through. Let’s be 100% honest here, I see Gavin as having ADHD, depression, and probably a form or symptoms of PTSD. He’s kinda fucked up and I’m gonna be real here he needs some therapy. He’s got trauma and needs to work through it.
I like that at the end they explicitly have Nines understand and accept that that’s what needs to happen. As someone who has actually had relationships ruined because of trauma (on both sides) that we were unprepared to work through together, if I had seen something like that? Game changer. As it was, most relationships I had seen were idealized and seemed to “fix” those issues by way of just being in a relationship. Thanks major media.
Now that the Detroit Evolution post series is over, I’m gonna be a bit sentimental and say that this film quite literally changed my life. Seriously. Michelle is such a big inspiration for me and I can only hope to be the same for someone else.
If you ever have a chance to check out any of the amazing people who worked on this film, please do. To put into context how big this was: I changed my ideal college major from Forensics to Film.
That’s it that’s all, ending this post at 3:24 am before I literally start crying over it. Thanks for suffering through my long-winded explanations, I hope you enjoyed. Have a wonderful day.
#theo watches Detroit Evolution#octopunk media#reed900#gavin reed#rk900#look I tagged Michelle because I have shit impulse control and I wanted y'all to have like#a direct link to her page#i might cry if she sees this and comments on it#seriously I might#happy tears though#it's 3 am and my tic is back#I have no impulse control rn#and I would fight god#also if y'all wanna request something head to the askbox or the dms#I'll look into it
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