#anyway i will thank si spurrier for the rest of my LIFE for giving clarice her flowers as a stone cold bitch. as THAT stone cold bitch
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gwendolyn: hrrr~ constantine: no! no — stop! do me! l-leave them out of it. clarice: you heard the man.
and WHO is doing it like clarice sackville, i ask you. WHO on planet earth is out there SERVING like this!!!
#OOC.#CLARICE VIS. ( the candle starts to flicker in a wicked little divine state. )#she does not FUMBLE!!!! she does not TRIP!!!! she does not HESITATE!!!!#constantine saved her goddamn LIFE during red sepulchure and STILL. not even a FLINCH#you just hate to see two bad bitches pitted against each other. ah well. can't be helped. you're mulch my guy#your ass is for gwendolyn now#anyway i will thank si spurrier for the rest of my LIFE for giving clarice her flowers as a stone cold bitch. as THAT stone cold bitch#also yeah yeah i KNOW constantine was just trying to get close enough to feed gwendolyn a piece of swamp thing#but did i still clutch my chest like a fainting victorian woman over the thought of him self-sacrificing for noah and nat? Absolutely#but that's for my OTHER blog to discuss. this is clarice's corner we're all just sitting in it#hellblazer spoilers /#dead in america spoilers /#wednesday spoilers /
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