#anyway i love when he acts pookie wanna bite him

[sparklingchim]

he's babygirling again

[blueninjablade3]

Why don't you trust me? Part 1/2

Oh, Pookies~ The Hades angst is finally here! Thank you for getting me to 250 likes yesterday. I finally finished this part so get ready. Small TW there is a dead pig in this so… yeah. But! Thank you @yuminumi29 for the request. Now let's do it!

You shook your head in shame. This was just pathetic. You looked at the gutted pig that lay on your doorstep. Its beady eyes had horror in them. You could assume that the poor thing didn't have an easy death. And you knew exactly who was responsible.

Hades. Hades was your ex-boyfriend. You missed him, yes, but you wanted no part in his plot to take over Mt. Olympus. You remember learning of Hades’ scheme. The horror you felt was palpable.

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“Babe. Babe, I know that this looks bad, but it’s not what it seems!” Hades exclaimed as you looked at him in shock and horror. You had stumbled in on him yelling at Meg about his “Plot to overthrow Olympus”. The moment he noticed you he froze.

“Oh, really Hades?! THEN WHAT IN THE RIVER OF STYX IS THIS?!” You angrily yelled. Hands shaking. Why had he kept this from you?! More importantly, why was he doing this?! Yes, the underworld was the nicest of places but that wasn’t bad enough to overthrow and potentially kill people over!

Hades clearly got nervous. He could only be described as a child with their hand in the cookie jar. Hades looked so surprised. You weren't supposed to know. Not yet anyway.

“Okay, so it’s exactly what it looks like but I promise you, babe, you don’t have to do a thing!” Hades acted like that would console you. You thought he trusted you. You thought he loved you enough to tell you “Hey I’m going to be evil” but nooo. After all, you did for him

“Hades that doesn’t make this any better! People will get hurt or killed! Plus you Hades kept this very big scheme a secret!” You paused lip quivering. Thick tears in your eyes. You needed some fresh air.

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You let out a hefty sigh. Hades hadn’t stopped harassing you to come back to the underworld. So you could “work it out”. Did he seriously not trust you? When did he plan on telling you this?

You thought he trusted you…

You heard two annoying voices you knew well. Hades minions. Pain and Panic were like your own. Hades always gave them so much shit. You honestly didn’t know how either was still “alive”. The poor bastards. You had always made sure to give them a little bit of respect. They deserved it.

“You two realize you aren’t very quiet?” You asked with amusement. The two little idiots. But they were your little idiots. The pair instantly shut up. As if that would help them.

“P and P get out from behind there. I know that you two are behind that bush.” You snickered. The two short imps shyly and nervously popped out from behind the bushes. You got down on your knee to be at eye level with your two boys.

Your warm eyes look into their eyes. They were clearly nervous. You chuckled.

“So either one wanna tell you whose idea it was to leave a poor animal on my doorstep?” You said with a raised eyebrow. Panic quickly tried to justify the poor animal's death.

“Well, Hades heard that giving animals was a good way to court a girl so he decided to give you this pig as a peace offering! He picked it specifically because it was the biggest and best-kept pig!” Panic explained in a quick way that did sound like he was doing his namesake.

You had to bite back a smile. At least he was trying? He was doing it in the wrong way of course but it’s the thought that counts! You’d still have to explain this to them of course. You can’t just have them leave gutted pigs outside your home.

“Well yes but usually those animals are alive. Also, I believe it’s goats that you’re supposed to give to the father. Not pigs.” You did your best to patiently explain to the two imps without sounding mean. You paused. Wait that might give them the idea to start leaving goats on your dad's doorstep.

“But that doesn’t mean to leave goats at my father's house! Don’t do that.” You did your best to make sure that there was no confusion. You thought for a second. Wait a minute. Where in the underworld was Hades?!

“Boys? Where would Hades be?” You were almost concerned to ask but you had to. Pain and Panic got a little nervous. This time Pain spoke.

“Well, he’s downstairs waiting for us to bring you back to him ….” Pain explained completely ready for you to blow up at him.

“What.”

Meanwhile in the underworld.

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Hades had been a complete wreck. No one could get him to leave his palace, Pain and Panic somehow got more annoying, he cried at everything that reminded him of you, and he also hadn't slept in days. Needless to say, the underworld had been dealing with the consequences of your actions.

Hell, even the gods and goddesses were concerned. Without Hades running the underworld everything who would keep track of all the dead souls?! However, all of those assholes couldn't ever try talking to you and seeing if they could bring you back. He just wanted you back… was that too much.

Why couldn't you understand he only wanted you?

You. His darling. His love. His baby. His sweetheart. His everything… his beloved. Why couldn’t he have just told you?! What was he afraid of?! His whole body started flaming up… WHY DID YOU LEAVE HIM?!

Hades snapped back and looked down. The scroll was burning.

“No no no no no no no no” Hades tried putting the fire out it only got worse. After 15 seconds of trying to put out the fire, he finally did. But it was much too late. The picture was already burnt. The tears began rolling down his cheeks.

“Please just come home babe…” He pleaded to no one in particular. He just needed you back in his arms. He missed you. His queen….