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[milf-harrington]

HIIIIIIIIIIII i am sat in bed trying to sike myself up to do demand functions but my cat is purring so fucking loudly right next to me and if that's not an excuse to procrastinate idk what is. hope you're having a good day <3

wait oh my god did we just send each other an ask at the same time?? bc i'd just clicked out of your blog when i saw this djkfskj

but hiiii, i had to google what a demand function is and i got as far as "mathematical" before closing the tab so i'd defs be procrastinating doing that too <3 also it's against pet law to get up when your cat is sat next to you purring sooo

i had an alright day, it was pretty uneventful - i've got two paintings to finish by tomorrow though so im seeing a sleepless night in my very near future dfkjs

[dailytatsu]

Hello! I saw request were open so i was wondering if i could request some headcanons of the Archons and/or the Adepti meeting a God reader who is the God of Chaos and destruction. The reader is not a Archon tho and travels all over Teyvat cuz small bits of destruction were ever they go. They're pretty mischievous and somewhat smug but despite how they act they're actually a good person. They dont mean to cause problems(most of the time anyways) chaos follows them were ever they go. Idk if you have a character limit but if you do please tell me so i wont make a mistake again. And if there is you can just do Zhongli and Xiao. Optionally could you make them a dendro user, there not a lot of dendro content and if not thats fine. I understand. Could you make the reader Gn or Non-binary they/them pronouns please? If not male reader is totally fine. Im so sorry for the long post and I hope you have a good day/night!

Ohmy, it’s my first time just writing headcanons! I’m use to write a lot, so let’s hope I did it right (^ ^' )7

Thanks for the request! ✨

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[HC] God of Chaos! Reader and the Archons + Xiao

Characters: Zhongli, Xiao, Venti, Shogun Raiden (Ei).

Gn! Reader

I tried doing it with everyone but I’m no still that confident to try writing with some characters ＿|￣|○

Sorry for any mistakes!

Request are open!

Genshin Masterlist

Second part ->

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VENTI

To be honest, he didn't notice your presence at first. He had other concerns on his mind that day to perceive the chaotic (and slightly threatening) aura that Mondstadt was infected with that day.

Barbatos is a person of habit, so he couldn't help but be curious when the crowd in front of him began to look a little agitated instead of seeming to enjoy his lyre and his songs.

But then a series of domino events appeared in front of his very eyes.

The purity of the chaos was such that he felt overwhelmed, even without the white-haired boy around, if it wasn’t Bennett fault, then how was it possible for everything to be ruined in such a short time?

His patience ended when, out of nowhere, the strings of his lyre jumped close to his face as they snapped. Making that awful noise that couldn’t mean nothing good.

Okay, enough, who is messing around in here? No more joking in his nation!

He concentrated a little, a faint but unique presence kept his nerves on edge, as if he was being watched from afar. He moved away from the busy areas and then chased that ephemeral energy to the highest point of the church, where the bells were ringing in an irregular and stressful way.

Then he found you. Snoozing against one of the columns, somewhat tired because the trip you made to reach Mondstadt.

Surprisingly, Barbatos understood you since the first exchange of words. A god of chaos who was also a free spirit, you followed no rules ever written in Teyvat, and you had no plans to apologize for the mess you made.

Both of you were Zhongli’s worst nightmare, but that’s another story.

He managed to through your arrogance and your teasing nature that you, in fact, were a lonely spirit that liked to witness the life from above of everyone.

The difference between teasing someone accidentally and committing a crime was really visible, but he still couldn't help but feel like he should scold you after your mere presence messed up with the guild's baskets full of fish.

But hey! He also enjoy the company! Venti tried to teach you how to enjoy the calm and the whisper of wind, music can also contain chaos, feelings, old stories waiting to be told again, expressions and desire united, in a wonderful piece of-

As you yawned his lyre broke up again. Making clear the message.

Okay, not even God of Freedom and Wind can control chaos. Anyways, what a tragedy, but there’s nothing a simple bard can do, smh.

“Do you like kids, don’t you?” He said once, after a nice day of hearing him sing before your chaos reached his little concert. Again watching everyone from above on the hands of the statue, with your attention caught by some kids playing tag.

“… I don’t know what do you mean.” Once discovered you had no choice but to remain defensive, pretending to be disinterested.

“Heh, you aren’t a good liar.” It may not be the wisest thing to make fun of someone who could destroy the place where you were resting, but Venti was confident that he knew you well enough to know that you were not so explosive. “You know!, I just have some pieces, but I think it’s because they are little walking concentrations of pure and innocent chaos, am I wrong?”

He wasn’t, no at all. But you would never confess something that embarrassing.

This guy wrote a ballad about the days when Mondstadt got immerse with that strike of bad luck. Kind of an apology of not being able to handle the situation.

Now there’s the rumor that says that, every time somebody sings that song, something unlucky will happen in front of you.

The song is cursed.

One night when the moon was shining on the Cider Lake his well tuned ears distinguished a melody that was broken from time to time by the accidents of his performer, distracting him of his way to look for you.

It could be painful to listen to, but Venti could certainly feel the dedication of the one who was playing the imperfect song.

The ballad of the god of chaos, hummed like a lullaby that instead of making you sleep makes you question the events of the day. Wishing for the slightest thing to be different after an exhaustive week of peace and tranquility.

A lonely spirits cursing their existence, sitting in the highest point of a stranger’s palace, where you can reach the sky by only rising your hand.

The next day, Barbatos invited you to drink some wine, this time near Windrise to avoid accidents in the city.

As he almost dropped the bottle when a lot of slimes were attracted by your presence, he confirmed the theory about that the way to spend time with you would not be his personal definition of hanging out.

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ZHONGLI

Okay, there’s only two scenarios that could happened when you set a foot in Liyue.

Old man has a soft spot for you for being a relative young deity.

Or he’s always lecturing you for not having control of your aura and powers.

How u dare bringing chaos to the nation of order? It’s that a death wish?

Jokes aside, you’re not really a threat. And he could sense that after he saw how you tried to avoid having direct contact with the city. Rex Lapis found your silhouette jumping and crossing through the mountains until reaching the fairest point that allowed you to enjoy the view of the streets that were filled with life and light as the sunsets.

He even noticed how you sighed in frustration when a storm started out of nowhere. A rain dedicated just for the arriving of the God of Chaos. Not even bothering of getting shield, you stayed in your place to look at all the people who were getting back to their places.

The rain seemed to stop over your head, for a second was enough to stop you from being cruelly swamped by the very weather you had created. An elegant umbrella covered you, the long awaited surprise you expected from someone as outdated as Morax.

You looked up, and found his expression calm and attentive, watching you. As if he had made a great discovery that he could not believe

“May I have a moment of your time to keep you company? Letting out your sorrows in the middle of a torrential storm is not what I would recommend as way to spend a good day.”

“… What are you talking about? Get in your own business, old man.”

“Well, you should know that a sorrow shared is a sorrow halved.”

Next time you knew was that he was helping you to dry your hair with a towel once you let him guide you to his place.

Zhongli picked you up like a abandoned cat that day. Even if having you near meant to deal with new the roof leaks.

Also kept you away from Hu Tao, if you two ever get along for being partners in crime he would seal himself underground-

For all the time you spend exploring Liyue, there he was. Like a little kid showing his treasures. But also like a worried father looking after his child for them not to stumble making their first steps.

Look at you! Almost crushing those Treasure Hoarders when a bunch of rocks fell down after you jumped at the edge of the cliff.

Wait, no- come back here! You should verify the surroundings and be aware of the weight of your power if you’re going to explore in that bold way. You, chaotic brat.

Another one who believed fervently that your mood was to blame for the constant chaos you caused. He also tried to show you the wonders of peace and calm, teaching you how to prepare tea while listening to the storyteller (also both being a little far away from the rest of them, just in case).

He couldn’t help but sigh when the teapot arm broke as soon as you tried to serve the tea. What a waste, he thought.

You apologized to him, kind of stressed with yourself after you took all the pieces with your bare hands to run away with them. Leaving a confused Zhongli behind.

Next day you were back, with the teapot repaired and just like new.

He let out a lot of thankful words, some flattering and a lot more cheesy things that you never had received before.

With that unexpected affection you couldn’t help but react flustered; then a cat that was chasing a bird jumped through a lot of decorations and merchandise, almost starting a fire as the chained events kept going.

Yeah,, uh, Zhongli got some useful mental notes about you and your chaos that day.

Hey, before you go, want to make a contract? You won’t regret it!

But as the wandering spirit you were you had no problems in reject his offer, but also promising that you would visit Liyue if he wanted you to.

Of course he wanted! But.. maybe next time you should stay in Huaguang Stone Forest instead of roaming near the city,,

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XIAO

Tried to kill you.

I mean, your aura is threatening and full of a destructive energy, how is possible that you weren’t a demon to eradicate??

Sorry, but he had a point.

Your first met was on your way to reach Huaguang Stone Forest along with Zhongli for introduce you with the Adeptus.

Xiao, in the other side, thought that you were about to attack Morax from behind, so he just struck against you. With his polearm near to go through your chest, just stopped because you felt him before.

Lifting your hand at his direction, summoning chaos, this time, on purpose. The wind gained a wrathful nature and the biggest roots that were hiding under his feet rose to caught him.

And when you were about to hit each other Zhongli’s shield appeared just in time to separate both of you. Preventing a real catastrophic event.

Now stop fighting and introduce to each other.

Nice(n’t) to meet u.

What if you tried to awake Azhdaha to bring chaos and destruction to Liyue? What if you wanted to summoned Osial? What if… ?

Zhongli had to confirm and promise to him that those cruel possibilities won’t be a near future for respecting the real reason of your travel.

No matter if he wasn’t comfortable with your presence, it wasn’t his decision to allow you to roam freely, so he had to get use to it.

He immediately knew after hearing about your nature that was your fault that lately there were a lot more demons and monsters. Even his karma was getting more painful than usual.

(If you ever meet Hu Tao, please think twice before doing Xiao a prank)

You both didn’t interact a lot, and being honest, it was better that way.

He hadn’t a single intention of talking with you again until the day you were practicing the song that your Anemo friend taught you. By the other hand, Xiao noticed that the melody had the same nature as the one he once heard before being consumed by the karma.

It wasn’t a flute, but a worn lyre that was still in one piece after weeks of being repaired again and again.

“That song… ”

“Do you know it?” Xiao just nodded, staying in silence, being your very first audience even if you still have a lot to learn about playing a lyre.

It wasn’t as effective as the original, but was still… nice, kind of nostalgic.

Next morning, the Yaksha called for you. Made you stay still in the middle of a plain and then he disappeared of your sight.

He abandoned y- wait, what’s that? Why those monsters has that weird dark aura?

You were about to defend yourself until Xiao appeared back just in time to defeat them.

That day you became his personal bait for demons and monsters. Naturally you attracted chaos, so anyway you were, there will be also something to fight.

I guess this is your way to pay for all the troubles you made for him and his duty, so no complaining about it.

If you ask for a unexpected experience to Ganyu she would said that once she found both of you fighting along against the catastrophe, looking after each other’s back and almost having a perfect synchrony.

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SHOGUN RAIDEN; EI

Also tried to kill you.

Well, the puppet tried to.

And then Ei tried when you had the opportunity of facing her.

But since killing a god just mean the releasing of a lot, pure, energy she couldn’t afford that risk, much less considering your “speciality”.

Who knows what would happen to Inazuma if your vital energy burst across the nation. Just like that old story about Sal Terrae and their goddess.

She just defeated you. Letting you rest and recovering in the midst of the plane of her reality within her mind. Your inert body in the middle of the battlefield as she kept meditating.

When you woke up she ignored your presence, but also denying your complaints about letting you go out back.

In her words, you were a burden, another enemy of eternity. Something as unpredictable as you and your “accidents” couldn’t get along with her utopia.

Ei could banish you from Inazuma, but she knows your type. Stubborn and not accepting the most simple orders to obey.

She knew that you would found a way to be back.

It’s better like this.

And in the hypothetical case of you being freed when she trapped the traveler (kicking you out) and then having a chance to see her again after the end of the war, then things would be somewhat different.

There’s not that much of civilization on some islands, so she allowed you to explore as much as your heart wanted. But if something serious happen, she promised that would end her work in the middle of the sea so your remains never be found.

Okay, message clear. Just do chaos near monsters and bandits, got it,,

Even if she wanted to spend some time with you and telling you some stories about Inazuma and other gods she couldn’t found the right time to call you at her presence.

As the current ruler of Inazuma she was busier than the rest of Archons you have meet. Maybe just some letters now and then like a way to keep a logbook, but not really a face to face talk.

Until she got the opportunity of a day off, just to found you messing around near some ruins. Trying to solve a puzzle before your speciality strikes in. The structure fell down after your fingertips reached the stone.

When the dust dissipated, you discovered her figure judging you from the other side of the remain ruins.

Give her a good reason for not errase you from the map, I dare u.

You felt the worst was about to come when Ei ordered you to follow her after a long sigh. Crossing her arms and starting to walk away from the bunch of old and worn rock.

Plot Twist, she actually invited you to rest under a tree, asking in her serene voice the reason for your journey and your origin. In such a direct way that it seemed more like a sentence than a talk to get to know each other better.

You answered what you could remember and then the silence stayed like the only way of interaction between you two.

Ohno, you know this pattern. Something’s about to happen-

“There is some strange beauty in the chaos, it may be the calm after the storm, but the catastrophe itself is seen as a necessary evil to appreciate the stillness. How much it would last until the lighting hit the valley?”

“So I arrived to keep order between the humans?”

Well yes, but actually no.

“… You see, if there is nothing but order and a lack of problems, mortals are likely to create them on their own. Their minds feels the need to be tested, to prove their worth, so I guess some of your chaos may be part of the history.”

“… then shall we take a walk in Inazuma?” You did not know if you were right, but you thought you saw a faint smile through his lips in the same way that lightning can be seen in the sky.

“I’ll allow it.” She said.

Her only condition was for you not to approach the huge boxes of fireworks down the street.

[actually-impostor]

Heroes and Anti-Heroes (3)

Saturday update, and I’m also here to tell that I’m posting this one in AO3 too

people tagged: @deafinatelyfangirling, @mira-jadeamethyst, @fearinghope  (Im not sure they wish to be tagged again, but let me know if you want to get out of the tag list)

Warnings for this chapter: None really, some cursing

Previous Chapter, AO3 Link

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The years went by fast, faster than any of them could have predict they would, and when both friends last expected it, it was already time to apply for high school.

Both had their eyes set on Atlas, one of the best superhero academies in the USA. It was said that to apply there you had to be the best in not only your classes but also in your whole school, even knowing that fact, Enhos and Roman didn’t let it discourage them. They had faith in their abilities and in the other.

“Come on Roman, is just history!”

“Why would I even need history? I’m going to be a super hero after all”

“Those who don’t know the past are bound to repeat it”

Roman looked at his friend confused and Enhos shrugged embarrassedly, trying to hide his face with the hood of Shadow

“I-It’s what Papa always says!”

“Eh, I guess he’s right” Roman waved his hand around and turned to his friend, smirking “Anyway, any idea what your hero name is going to be?”

“Isn’t it a little too soon to be thinking of it?”

“No!” Roman eyes where shinning, and Enhos could swear there was fire surrounding his friend “I’ve had my hero name since I was ten! I’ll be known as Regal, the most amazing knight in the history of heroes”

“And then there’s going to be an egocentric kid complaining that they don’t need to know history and you’ll be forgotten”

“Ack, why must you rain on my parade?”

“It’s my job as your friend” Roman groaned and Enhos smiled “But anyway, I think it fits you Young Boss”

“Ugh don’t call me that, that’s how my mom’s security call me”

“I know” Enhos smirked “And it’s hilarious”

“Why am I your friend again?” With that both boys laughed “But, do you really think the name fits me?”

“Yeah, you give off that…” Enhos paused, making some random hand movements “I don’t know, Prince Charming kind of energy”

Roman laughed and put an arm around Enhos shoulders, pressing his friend to his side and making Enhos chuckle with him

“I’m flattered”

“Yeah, yeah. Now get to work Princey, or I’ll be the only one entering Atlas”

“Oh hush, we both are going in”

Enhos smiled, even if Roman was constantly assuring him that both were going to enter Atlas there was still that silver of doubt. Would they really be able to get in? Roman had a lot of troubles in history and math, and Enhos couldn’t understand a word of Physics. Besides that there was also the fighting part of the exam.

Enhos knew Roman would do well in that part; the boy could materialize weapons for Christ sakes, but what about Enhos himself? Would he get kicked out because his Quirk was too dark? Kicked out because his Quirk was too dangerous?

“Hey, I can hear you thinking over here. What’s up?”

“Nothing, I’m just anxious about the entrance exams”

“You’ll do great! I’ve never meet anyone with suck a great control of their Quirk, and you are like wicked smart”

“Wow, careful there pretty boy, one might think you like me”

“Nah” Roman waved his hand, like dissipating the idea “I only tolerate you because your dad makes the best cookies”

Both boys laughed at that, Enhos anxiety being calmed down for the time being

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“Im going to fail”

“You’ll do fine Enhos”

“No, Dad no, you don’t get it. Im going to fail and I’ll bring dishonor to our whole family, and on me, and our cow!” Jeremiah looked at his son with a small smile

“Is he aware he’s quoting Mulan?”

“I don’t think so” Aaron laughed, shaking his head

“Hey kiddo, breath” He ruffled his son hair, no longer having to kneel in front of him to do so “You’ll do amazing, you are smart and have talent. It’s gonna be great”

Enhos breather deeply and tried to center himself. He looked at his dad and nodded, he was as ready as he could ever be to go to the exam.

The trip there was relaxed, Jeremiah had soft music playing in the background and Enhos was distracting himself with his phone. Apparently Roman wasn’t feeling much better

When his dad stopped the car Enhos opened his eyes wide, he could feel the panic clawing at his throat and in his need to feel calmer he had reached out to hold his dad hand

Jeremiah held strongly and smiled “Enhos, my wonderful son”

“D-dad”

“I’m proud of you, and I’ll be proud of you no matter what”

“E-even if I f-fail?”

“Even if you fail. You have defeated the odds, everyone told you that you could only be a villain but here you are! About to take the entrance exam to the best hero school in the US” he smiled, still holding his son hand “Your Papa and I are so proud of you my son, no matter what. Now go there and show everyone that Enhos Farandole is, and always was, a hero”

With that Enhos took a shuddering breath and nodded, he could do this. He had spent more than a month studying, his grades where one of the best in class (with a constant battle for the number one spot against Roman), he had the drive and motivation. He could do this.

As he sat down to take the test he stared at his credential, the number 2089 glaring back at him. He had to fight against other 2088 humans; probably more than that, considering he wasn’t the last one in the list, but could he really earn a place here?

He was playing with his pencil when someone else sat beside him; Enhos stared at the girl with beautiful brown skin and black hair, she looked slightly scared and stressed. He figured he wasn’t looking much better. At Enhos other side sat a boy that, compared to the others sitting around, looked relaxed and composed with the air of someone that already had been picked to enter the school. Enhos stared at him through his bangs in curiosity, and in that second the boy stared back at him.

“A pleasure, my name is Logan”

“A-ah, the name’s Enhos” He shook the offered hand and Logan smiled

“Good luck today Enhos”

“S-same”

When the examiner entered the auditorium everyone was sitting in, he took out some papers and started reading in a bored voice.

“Okay, let’s cut straight to the important stuff” He murmured “As you all know you have an hour to finish each exam. There are 4 written exams, one for every important thing.”

He took a small remote control and turned on a hologram, there was written everything that could be considered important for the examinees

“As you all can see there’s one for everything language related, one for everything math related, the other for the history of the USA, and a special one for the most popular heroes throughout history”

Here the examiner paused to yawn, making a few of the kids in the front row follow his example

“You are also forbidden from using your powers; we have a few people with cancelling Quirks around the room to prevent that from happening. Well, good luck and try not to die”

With that last statement the teacher made the test appear in front of them and a clock started the countdown. Enhos groaned, they had started with math and he was ready to throw his chair at the examiner.

He could hear the panicked murmurs around the room, whispered “what the fuck” around the room, making him chuckle under his breath because same. He looked at the clock and noticed that there was only 20 minutes left, so he concentrated as much as possible. By the corner of his eye he could see Logan almost done and the girl on his other side messing up her hair, making it stick up all over the place.

By the end of the hour he could hear a few sobs, there was also relief, a few heavy sighs, someone making a half-sigh half-hysterical laugh, a general groan in the room and the defeated air in a lot of others. At least he wasn’t the only one feeling defeated because of the exam.

History wasn’t that different, but there were less sobs and more relieve sighs after that one was over. The language one was the hardest, because what the examiner didn’t explained was that it was an exams on languages. There were different questions in different languages and honestly Enhos felt like his brain was about to collapse.

And then came the only one that Enhos was sure he would ace; the so awaited test about heroes, heroes of every side of the world, heroes with different powers, heroes that were called villains when kids and the ones that were always called heroes. When that one was over the room heaved a collective sigh of relief and the examiner laughed

“Be free tired kids” He dismissed them with a wave of the hand and the possible new students scattered. Logan gave a slight nod to Enhos and he answered back with the same gesture. In the entrance door he reunited with Roman who looked like he went to war and lost

“Though exams?”

“You have no- Wait, yeah you have an idea because you just went through the same”

“Yeah, my brain is not working well either” He shook his phone in front of Roman “Want a ride?”

“In your beat down car?”

“Excuse me your majesty” Enhos rolled his eyes “I’ll make sure my future car is better” with that he dialed his dad “Yo dad, exams are over!”

“I’ll be there in 5”

“We’re driving Roman to his place tho”

“Valerie is at work?”

“Apparently”

“Okay, not a problem. See you in 5” With that Jeremiah hang up

The following morning Enhos entered Atlas again, getting as mentally prepared for the fighting exams as he possibly could. He might have to use Shadow a lot, but hopefully he’ll be able to control it enough to not actually hurt anyone too badly.

He sat side by side with Roman and both were talking when the announcer of the program entered the classroom, their hair was all over the place and they had a shaky smile in their face.

“Hello! Im Talyn and I am a teacher here in Atlas” They fixed their glasses and chuckled “Are you all excited? I mean you probably are. Okay! As you all read in the application requirements, you’ll have mock battles after this”

They took a folder out of their bag and messed around with the papers a bit. Then the giant screen behind them turned on and a hologram showing five different cities appeared

“Now, these cities that you all see behind me are actually owned by Atlas and are in no way real cities so you don’t have to worry about a thing! You can let loose with your Quirks” Relieved sighs could be hear around the place “Your enemies are… this!”

In the hologram the image of a robot appeared

“There are three different types of robots that will act as villains. Your job is to defeat them”

“We are fighting robots?!” It was a general scream. Enhos stared in shock, that was definitely not what he expected

“Roman… Roman, im screwed”

“Can’t really deny that… Sorry”

Enhos groaned, this was not a good thing

“Calm down, calm down kids, let me finish. There are three different types of robots and all of them are worth 1, 2 and 3 points accordingly and you get them by defeating them. There’s one that’s worth zero points. Your job is to avoid him at all cost”

They nodded

“Anyone caught doing un-heroic things is going to be disqualified on the spot! Good luck, you have half an hour to get ready”

Enhos groaned in frustration, he wasn’t even in the same arena as Roman. He knew enough self defense and martial arts to hold his own but the others would be using their Quirks, and he was at a disadvantage.

He shook his head and changed clothes, wearing a black tracksuit pant and a grey sweatshirt, Shadow still wrapped around his shoulders as a cloak. He went out along the others several students and waited for the sign. The teacher, Talyn, started laughing at them.

“What are you all waiting for? It already started. There are no buzzers in real battle you know?”

The class stared at them in shock for a few seconds and then they all screamed, running inside the city to try and defeat as many robots as possible. Enhos racked his brain to try and think on what to do.

He grabbed a robot of 2 points by their leg with Shadows help and threw him at 2 other robots of 1 point. He could do this; he could even immobilize the robots with Shadow and kick them away. That would work, right? He was in the middle of a restless attack when he heard a “Heads up!”

Enhos moved to the side in a hurry when he noticed someone was flying at full speed at him, or more precisely, at the 3 point robot behind him that was going to attack his blind spot.

“Gee, boy! Use your Quirk!”

“It doesn’t work on robots, but thanks for the save” He turned to look at his savior and raised an eyebrow, it was the girl sitting beside him in the written exam

“Pleasure, the name’s Lilly!” She pointed at herself and smirked “What’d you say we work together?”

“How so?”

“We cover each other backs!” She was still smiling, and Enhos gave back a hesitant smile “You make sure nothing kills me and I do the same for you!”

“Sounds fair, I’m Enhos by the way”

“Well Enhos, let’s go!”

With that Enhos and Lilly kept each other as alive and safe as possible. Enhos was still mostly getting by with only his self-defense classes and Lilly was destroying robots with one hit and flying all over the place. Enhos documented that in his brain; apparently her Quirk gave her super-strength and the ability to fly.

“Less than a minute! Deploy Zero!”

Enhos and Lilly stopped when they felt the ground shook. Out in the distance a giant robot stood up, taller than any building around him and big enough to be considered a Mecha from Evangelion. Enhos gulped and Lilly cursed under her breath

“So that’s the Zero Points uh”

“It’s not really a wonder they told us to avoid him” Enhos nodded

“Let’s go Lilly; we are the closest to him. We gotta run”

“Okay!” Lilly got close to Enhos and smiled “Hold on to me, we are flying out of here”

“I don’t like flying…”

“Is that or death, but your choice kid”

“Ah fuck, okay”

He hugged the girl and Lilly flew fast enough to make Enhos lose his breath. When she stopped they were almost out of the gate

“Come on Enhos, run!”

And so he followed her, cursing slightly inside his head. He hadn’t destroyed enough robots to be able to enroll in the school, so now it all depended on the written exams. Once they were out of the city Lilly turned to him and smiled

“Well, that was fun Darky!”

“Why Darky?” He groaned, making Lilly laugh

“Because you are dressed in almost all black!” She passed an arm around his shoulder and smirked “I hope to see you around school, this looks fun!”

“Here’s hoping I make it”

She laughed again, slightly slapping his arm. They shared a few more minutes of conversation while walking to the changing rooms and then said their goodbyes.

Just like the past day he found Roman in the door, his friend looked so tired

“Did you over did it with the swords?”

“There were a lot of talented people there Enhos. One guy was just throwing robots and debris and parts of buildings all over the place with just his mind”

“Telekinesis?”

“Apparently, but he never really threw things bigger than him. There was other that was just teleporting all over the place. One that had heat rays Enhos!”

“Hey, Roman, breathe. I’m sure you did amazing” He smiled, texting his dad “At least between the two of us you have more chances of entering Atlas”

Roman sighed and hugged his friend one-armed “You’ll get in, somehow. I know it”

Enhos smiled, he wasn’t exactly sure of that. But they still had enough days to wait until the letters telling them their destiny appeared in their houses. They still could be kids, they still could relax.

Unknown to both of them a pair of eyes stared at the boys with a grin. This was getting more interesting.

[will-you-be-my-savior]

asks for 08/28/18

anonymous asked:

How's your guys' day been so far? -MWT

Tord: not bad.

Tom: meh.

Matt: hi mayhem!

spooncryptid asked:

Hewwo!!

Tord: hello cryptid.

Tom: hey cat freak.

Matt: *making childish grabbing motions towards cryptid*

anonymous asked:

You okay Tom? -MWT

Tom: just bored, almost finished my project, i just have to wait of the final piece. i’m thinking of starting another. what do you think of a personal energy shield? or is that too syfy?

spooncryptid asked:

//happily trots over to Matt// what have you guys been up to today?

Tord: just the usual. paperwork, training, etc.

Tom: mostly thinking.

Matt: the espionage unit did drills today where they all had to lie to me. *pets*

spooncryptid asked:

Isn’t lying bad??

Tord: to us yes, but to the enemy when they are in the field it could be necessary so we need to know they can lie to anyone. even if that person has extra sensory abilities like matt does.

Tom: they’re spies, they have to lie.

Matt: one soldier in particular is both amazing at it and terrible at the same time.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm? How can they be amazing AND terrible??

Matt: they can lie to just about any one, except when it’s someone they know personally… not even i could tell they were lying but the minute they started talking to their friend i could hear the lie clear as day!

spooncryptid asked:

Hmm, how are you gonna try’n fix that??

Tord: well in this case we don’t really have to yet. they haven’t been out in the field yet and are pretty isolated to only a small friend group, which matt has apparently entered somehow, so it can wait a bit.

spooncryptid asked:

Ooh! You made a friend??

Matt: yup! they are very nice.

Tom: matt has made friends with most of the army…

Matt: lots of friends!

spooncryptid asked:

Aa, you’ll have to teach me how to make friends sometime, I’m very bad at it

Tom: maybe you’d be better at it if you didn’t pick at the scars the first time you meet someone.

Tord: or offer strangers candy from a trash can.

Matt: or lie about doing something wrong and just took responsibility instead…

spooncryptid asked:

Mm.. yea.... verrry bad.....

they are unimpressed with your response…

anonymous asked:

That energy shield sounds awesome. Probably would be a fun project to try making with a combination of magic and technology. Maybe I should talk to the Matt here into helping me make something like that. -WMT

Tom: so i guess that’s next on the list.

Matt: can i have one?!

Tom: yes, you and tord can have some.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmmh, I’ll just.. not be here.... //shuffles away//

they can tell you’re uncomfortable and let you go.

anonymous asked:

Well let me know how yours works, if I make any progress with the one here I'll let you know and give you the details. Be more interesting than reviewing this one case I was on recently. - MWT

Tom: i thought you loved investigating that shit? why do you sound so out of it?

anonymous asked:

It involved something similar to a mafia made up of beings that hated humans. Pretty sure they attempted to drown me at one point, but I woke up floating in a pool somewhere else completely. These guys also were reported to 3301 and his group as being wiped out by either an Eldritch or a Leviathan. Either way, they must have done something stupid. Well, with the horrid things they did to humans and those that liked humans, they probably deserved that fate. - MWT

Tom: uh…

Tord: …

Matt: *rapid shocked blinking*

anonymous asked:

It's just confusing for the most part. A lot of the beings want to know what those guys did to make something that mad at them, but I just can't figure it out. A new project would be a lot less confusing than this. - MWT

Tom: …

Tord: …

Matt: …

Tom: *in a squeaky nervous voice* maybe they were trying to hurt it’s friends?

anonymous asked:

That's actually a good theory. I'll relay to the others for sure. I know that would me rampage if I was whatever those guys made mad. - MWT

Tord: *he wants to say something sooooo bad!*

Tom: … right…

Matt: … so how is your tom doing?

anonymous asked:

He's doing good, recently got a really well-paying gig for a fancy hotel's band in the next town over every Friday and Saturday. He won't stop talking about it and we're all getting a bit tired of hearing about, but hey, at least it's something he's excited about. - MWT

Tord: good for him.

anonymous asked:

How're things with ruling Poland going by the way? Citizens not causing any problems? - MWT

Tord: most of them don’t even know anything has changed. we like to make out transitions of power subtle.

anonymous asked:

That's way one to do it. Slow changes that make things better for the country would make people want to keep you in power because everything's getting better because of you being in control. - MWT

Tom: most of them don’t know they were even taken yet. hopefully by the time they realize well have made the country more stable and safer.

anonymous asked:

As long as the people realize you're making things better for them and actually care, they might be happy with you in charge. Just don't let the power go to your head and do something crazy. - MWT

Tord: you think i’m gonna be in charge? HA! no i’m going to be laying down the ground work for the government yes but i am no politician. the system i’m making has no need for politicians anyway.

Tom: until we have more territory the old government stays.

anonymous asked:

That makes sense. Well as long as the people are safer and happier then they shouldn't care too much about what the 'government' is. A lot of us humans are kind of selfish that way. If it benefits them, then they don't care what it is. A few of the less selfish one might question it though so maybe having someone that's there to explain how things are now done once changes are made would be a good idea too. - MWT

Tord: we weren’t going to leave them in the dark.

Tom: that’s one of the reasons some of the red army is still in the country.

Matt: most of them are really nice and don’t mind when they have to explain stuff.

anonymous asked:

You've really got every detail planned out. Pretty good to get even what you'll do after taken over planned out. Never did that when I was a teen thinking world domination was a good idea. Did kind of fall out of that idea in favor of studying engineering and criminal justice. - MWT

Tord: …

Tom: probably for the best.

anonymous asked:

Yeah, probably was for the best. I actually think what I do now is more enjoyable. Plus I'm helping a lot of people out too. - MWT

Tom: *calm smile* good.

anonymous asked:

Anyway, what's the news with your army? Anything big happen since Poland? - MWT

Tord: not much, were mostly just planning our next attack. we decided to go with the whole Denmark suggestion.

Matt: we’re gonna try to be subtle with this one.

anonymous asked:

I wish you luck with Denmark. Hopefully, the subtle method works. - MWT

Tord: thank you.

spooncryptid asked:

Hai... I’m back

Tord: feeling better?

spooncryptid asked:

No but it’s fine

Tom: … You gonna be okay there?

spooncryptid asked:

Yea, why wouldn’t I be?

Tom: you seemed pretty upset when you left.

spooncryptid asked:

It’s Nothing i don’t deserve...

Tord: assholes deserve to be told their assholes… not to have it hung over their heads until the end of time…

Tom: you were an ass. not like we can judge.

Matt: *picks you up and pets you*

spooncryptid asked:

Im an ass and you guys are nice to me anyways, even if I try I can’t deserve it, I always mess things up still

Tom: when do people ever get what they deserve?

spooncryptid asked:

When they get punished for what they did wrong! It makes the world even and fair again, criminals get put in jail for breaking the law, animals get put down for biting and scratching the wrong people, I got declawed because I scratched things and people, that was what I deserved! That’s the way the world works everywhere else!

Tord: *hysterical laughter*

Tom: if you actually think that you’re a lot more naive then we thought.

spooncryptid asked:

...what dyou mean??

Tom: maybe that’s how it’s supposed to work yeah, but it almost never works like that in reality.

spooncryptid asked:

Well.. shouldn’t we still be trying to make it work?

Tord: to a degree, but we should also have a system where a person’s intent or lack of information should have an effect on the consequences of our action in a way we currently haven’t achieved.

spooncryptid asked:

Well I knew what I was doing, so I’m still guilty and I still don’t deserve this

Tom: did you really know what you were doing?

Tord: assholes like us are each other’s punishment.

Matt: we will constantly be here for you, no matter how much our mere presence torments you~~~

Tom: drama queen.

(you belong to them now, you are their friend and they are never letting you go -mod x)

spooncryptid asked:

.... //sniffles// I don’t understand...

Tord: … think about it this way, how you feel right now, that horrible undeserving misery, that is your punishment cause no matter what happened in the past, we like you now.

spooncryptid asked:

I.. I guess that makes sense?

Matt: good! now come here so i can pet you.

spooncryptid asked:

//jumps into Matt’s lap and flops down lazily//

Matt: good kitty. *pets*

spooncryptid asked:

//purrs and snuggles in//

Matt is content.

spooncryptid asked:

.. is there anything else you guys need to do today?

Tord: not today, no.

spooncryptid asked:

That’s good, we can just hang out and be comfy

Tom: that is a nice thought.

spooncryptid asked:

Why’s it a thought? Why can’t it be reality?

Tom: … It is reality… You’re making me paranoid, stop.

(Tom is just a massive pessimist, he feels like somethings gonna happen. That doesn’t mean somethings gonna happen. -mod x)

spooncryptid asked:

Oh, ok.. sorry

Tom: it’s fine.

(Don’t worry, you’re good now -mod x)

spooncryptid asked:

//rolls over and plays with one of Matt’s hoodie strings//

Just the mental image of that gave me a cavity… The boys melted at it. Why do you gotta be a cat?

-mod x

spooncryptid asked:

I mean I made it pretty dramatic when I said I wanted to be a cat

tord remembers pretty clearly.

spooncryptid asked:

And now I am a cat (or at least I look like one) why can’t I act like it?

because it’s too cute and gonna melt everyone’s brains!

spooncryptid asked:

That’s the plan >:3c

Tord: I don’t know if you want to love us or kill us… You really are a cat.

spooncryptid asked:

Ha h, did I say that out loud? I-I didn’t- uh, it was just a joke, I’m not actually planning anything,,,

Tom: if I didn’t know any better I’d say you were hiding something cat freak.

spooncryptid asked:

I-I’m not!- I wasn’t- it wasn’t- //trails off into nervous mumbling//

Tom: calm down. i know.

spooncryptid asked:

You.. know?

Tom: yes, i know.

spooncryptid asked:

Th-then why would you say thaat!?

Tom: because i’m just as much of an asshole as you are.

spooncryptid asked:

.. you...... //has an existential crisis//

Tom: oh stop you massive drama queen. just face the fact that you’re stuck with us.

spooncryptid asked:

Nothing makes sense anymore.. when I was a real cat I just lived, now I have to think about everything and it’s confusing and horrible! How do you live like this??

Tom: by sucking it up and carrying on.

spooncryptid asked:

But I don’t understand anything!! It’s all scary and Im too dumb to deal with any of it!

Tord: and you think we know what the fuck is going on? were winging it here.

Tom: the world never has and never will make sense.

Matt: … i just keep going.

spooncryptid asked:

But.. how? How do you do stuff when you don’t even know what you’re doing??

Tom: you just try. either you fail or you succeed, if you fail you try again.

spooncryptid asked:

... this is all confusing.....

Tom: yep.

spooncryptid asked:

I feel like what you’re trying to say is really simple but I’m still too dumb to understand it...

Matt: … nothing makes sense. nothing has ever made sense. nothing ever will make sense. you just have to keep going.

spooncryptid asked:

I get that, but.. why?

Matt: cause what else are you gonna do? you can’t exactly go back.

spooncryptid asked:

...I guess not.....

matt goes back to petting you.

spooncryptid asked:

Sometimes I wish I could....

even if you did you wouldn’t be able to change anything.

spooncryptid asked:

It’d be easier though

going through all the trouble to try and change history only to fail every time would be easier?

spooncryptid asked:

It’d be easier if I could go back, or if it had never happened

… you need to chill kitty cat…

spooncryptid asked:

(You adopted the drama queen, you gotta deal with its edgy teen phase)

they already dealt with edgy teen tom they can handle a cat.

spooncryptid asked:

(Yea but now they have to deal with it from a different perspective)

not tord and matt. the only thing that could throw them off would be the whole cat thing.

spooncryptid asked:

(Well at least Tom can get something new out of this uwu)

you think tom is gonna stick around for you to remind him of his shameful teen years? think again my friend, he’ll be outta there before you can say “susan.”

spooncryptid asked:

(Tommy pl ease, just give the cat a hug!)

tom is confused why you’re singling him out but he obliges anyway.

spooncryptid asked:

(Oh fuck, I exist)

why wouldn’t you?

spooncryptid asked:

(I dunno, thought it’d just be cryptid I guess, well! Nice to meet ya bois!)

they wave.

anonymous asked:

ah! hello! i didn’t mean to leave, i had to sleep ((T.T； ) so how was cake?!-ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ-shy anon

Matt: tom makes good cake!

Tom: *glare*

anonymous asked:

why are you glaring ヾ( •́д•̀ ;)-shy anon

you said you wouldn’t leave again… tom’s mad you broke your promise.

spooncryptid asked:

(OOH Tea spilled!! Tom and Tord both cook! What a happy little couple)

tord cooks, tom bakes, two different things.

endragoneel asked:

oh... i kinda dropped off the face of the earth last time too didn’t i... sorry about that y’all— so! what’s the plan for today?

nothing much again.

(i feel the need to point out the boy’s schedule. tord almost always finishes his work before the asks come, tom doesn’t have to work as late as he does, ever, matt just does whatever he feels like doing -mod x)

anonymous asked:

i need to sleep (oT-T)尸 but i will never permanently leave! i will always come back＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ you can count on me!-shy anon

tom is swayed… slightly.

endragoneel asked:

aye that makes sense! i just never know what to ask-!

well if you ask what they’re doing and they say nothing you could always make suggestions.

endragoneel asked:

hm... how about- tom could you turn into a bat too? who’s faster flying? y’all could have a race! : D

Tom: while i could turn into a bat, i’ve never flown before. matt would be faster.

Matt: *happy bat noises*

anonymous asked:

i’m sorry... will you accept my apologies.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.-shy anon

Tom: … fine.

endragoneel asked:

maybe matt could teach you?

Tom: probably but i have no real interest.

endragoneel asked:

why not? flying sounds awesome~

Tom: just not my thing.

endragoneel asked:

oh well- so what do you /like/ to do in your free time? ((hhh i’m bad at conversation sorry

Tom: music…

endragoneel asked:

oh? i play the piano!! y’all have a piano, right?

Tord: i think we have one in the cafeteria?

Matt: we do.

endragoneel asked:

alright~ lets go!

Tord: why not?

spooncryptid asked:

(Gee Thomas, with manners like that you’ll scare em off for good)

i have said this many times… trust issues.

anonymous asked:

i am very sorry! how do i repent of the sin (＞人＜;)-shy anon

you’re asking the son of a demon how to repent…

anonymous asked:

I.. ah! I mean how can i make it up to you, tom? (*´;꒳;`*)-shy anon

Tom: … you’re fine, let it go.

(he doesn’t hate you or anything, but he’ll remember. -mod x)

anonymous asked:

oh no... what if you did something nice today? like a surprise for another friend? pau and pat maybe (*^ω^*)-shy anon

Tom: … whatever…

endragoneel asked:

did they like my song? it doesn’t have a title yet...

tom cried, matt looked sick but said it was good, tord looked confused but pleased… overall i think they liked it… especially tom.

anonymous asked:

surprise them with something nice! matt and tord, will you join me?（*´▽｀*）-shy anon

Tord: sure.

Matt: okay!

endragoneel asked:

what should i call it? ... matt are you alright?

Matt: … fine, i’ve never heard anything like that…

(matt is very emphatic when listening to music and anything that makes him feel too strongly makes him feel kinda sick -mod x)

anonymous asked:

what should we do? ( ´∀｀)-shy anon

Tord: i don’t know…

Matt: we could make them something…

anonymous asked:

what do you suggest? (*´꒳`*)-shy anon

they have no clue, but are open to suggestions.

endragoneel asked:

maybe i should just stick to playing already written songs- that seemed to be too much of an ... experience? i cant describe. i’m flattered you like it though!

… the song seemed almost random and spontaneous, maybe if you tried doing something with repetition so the listener had more time to process one thing before moving on to the next…

endragoneel asked:

you’re right- i didn’t write anything down to revise

you don’t have to do it with that song, but maybe next time… i’m seriously still reeling from that…

anonymous asked:

maybe another treat! （＾ν＾）-shy anon

Tom: sure… if you’re making it this time.

anonymous asked:

i have cookies~ ( ´∀｀)-shy anon

Tord: pau would love them… tom?

Tom: *sniff* not poisoned.

Matt: lets go give them cookies!

anon-hive-mind asked:

i would suggest surprise them, but then again being on an army based i don’t think they’d trust that-

if it was tord they’d laugh about it… after tom brought him back to life from the multiple gunshots to the chest…

anonymous asked:

nope! no poison! there is cinnamon though (*^▽^*)-shy anon

Tord: we have to test. come on i’ll lead the way.

anonymous asked:

test for poison?(・∀・)-shy anon

Tord: yes, we are the leaders of a rather large country at this point, people are going to want us dead.

anonymous asked:

didn’t tom say there was no poison? i promise aah! go test! (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡-shy anon

Tord: … yes he did… that was the test…

anonymous asked:

i didn’t mean to freak out... i’m sorry i don’t like being accused becuase... never mind! let go surprise them~(*´ω｀*)-shy anon

okay back up! i need backstory here! what is supposed to have happened?

-mod x

anonymous asked:

i don’t like talking about it... （；へ：）-shy anon

is this a thing that actually happened to you or part of a story you want to use? i only ask because is seems important. if you don’t want to tell me about it that’s fine i’m just a little confused…

-mod x

anonymous asked:

could be both, my insecurities fixed with a story (Ｔ▽Ｔ)-shy anon

… are you okay?

anonymous asked:

i am! it’s alright(´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡ i’ll be fine-shy anon

… i’ll have to trust you on that…

spooncryptid asked:

(Sorry for dropping out of existence for a bit, I never properly introduced myself, did I? You can call me Spoon, you’re probably well aware of Cryptid by now, I’d be pretty surprised if you weren’t all things considered.)

Tord: … wait… isn’t that *points at the cat* spoon?

anonymous asked:

i could make up a story for this based off of experiences if you would like (*´v`)-shy anon

you don’t have to sweetheart. it’s fine.

spooncryptid asked:

(Well at this point I call it Cryptid, I believe you call it Cryptid as well but I might’ve misheard, so I’ve decided to call myself Spoon, because in a way we’re both ‘spooncryptid’ if it’s too confusing for you I can give you something else to call me)

tord is very confused!!!

(you forget, they’ve addressed him as spoon a lot before now they associate the name with a strange cat creature then with what they have essentially adopted as a pet. continuity, it will be a thing here. -mod x)