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scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde · 1 month ago

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yall know that "you're on the edge of the bed, you're bout to fall off" sound that's going round tiktok rn? anyway, that's so drastoria on their wedding night fr

draco is often depicted as very sexual and experienced and dominant in fanfics, especially in dramione. but leik,,, did we read the same fucking books?? 😭 does that look like a man comfortable with being vulnerable and naked with someone??? absolutely NOT, he is blushing and stuttering and on the edge of the bed thank you very much, he does not know what to do with himself.

draco malfoy is a chronic virgin, pass it on

#if you told me he was asexual id fucking believe you #give me more chronic-virgin-draco drastoria fics plz i wanna see astoria talking him through it. thats so their dynamic #the award for worst characterisation once again goes to dramione #just cause they want their perfect morally grey mafia boyfriend #draco is nothing like that in the books #hes a scaredy cat little brat and yall need to learn to love him for that #so sorry if you ship dramione i am a strong ship and let ship truther but the dramione fandom is just a horrifying place #they turn draco into a mafia bf and hermione into a mary sue self insert at this point just create original characters #anyway hes a blushing virgin and astoria takes control thanks bye 🤭🤭#drastoria #draco malfoy #astoria greengrass #hpcc #harry potter #harry potter and the cursed child #harry potter next gen

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