#anyway gotta love having a uterus :D

[katstratfordfanclub]

baby's first run-in with emergency contraception has her thinking that maybe the pain of iud placement and associated side effects wouldn't be so bad

[lemonmaid]

A/n: TMI but I'm dealing with the worst cramps in the world to the point where I might go to the doctor. Anyways, here this headcannons. This doesn't have to be for only fem readers but extends to people with uterus.

Warnings: OOC (i mean military men in a fan fic), periods, gender neutral but again it's for anyone really.

Imagine 141!Men dealing with your period.

Johnny "Soap" MacTavish

Immediately sympathetic, having to see a lot of female family members deal with the situation he knows what to do. Listen.

You want snacks? He is already grabbing his keys.

You want to watch that shitty rom-com, he is already heating up popcorn.

You want tea? He won't even make a peep or a comment.

Just because he is doing everything for you babes, don't mean he won't joke about making the period dissappear for nine months.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Baby girl needs SPECIFIC instructions. The only woman he really dealt with was his mum.

If you send him to the store, he wants a detailed plan so he doesn't screw up. Example, he wants to know; A. What specific brand of product. B. What color is the box of said product. C. What is the product called. D. What is absorption YOU want.

Communication is sexy.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

100% i bet he is one of those guys who buys a period app subscription to keep track of your cycles.

100% the guy to say he is having sympathy cramps as well.

He will still try to cheer you up with joking around, but will take your discomfort or PMS seriously.

He probably knows your cycle better than you, like if you were both grocery shoppin he will make a stop in the period aile in the store.

"Why are we stopping? Here?".

"You're about to start luv".

You look at him with confusion, "No??".

"You were craving foods last night, luv".

"And?".

"You always do before you start, now we gotta get ginger tea".

John Price

Been around the block before, but he acts like a dad about it.

"Stop drinking caffeine, it's making your cramps worst".

"Come on, get up. We are going on a walk".

I can see him being strict about your diet during this time, just for the sake to help your cramps.

Listen he loves you! Don't be mad, he is just trying his best to help.

[miasmaghoul]

Miasmaaaaaaaa my uterus is trying to kill meeeeeee

Any chance you have anything related to Dew taking care of a fellow ghoul to cheer me up??

Fucking love you by the way, thanks for being absolutely amazing ❤️

I fucking love YOU, random citizen! Apologies about the uterus, don't let that bastard win!

Sickfic ahoy! I really can't write short shit!

Dew stands at the foot of Rain's bed with his arms crossed, brow creased. He stares at a mountain of blankets on the mattress.

"You in there somewhere, Rain?"

There's a weak groan of acknowledgement and Dew spies a pair of long, pale fingers poking feebly between the layers. Rain had been absent all morning and Dewdrop had taken it upon himself to fetch the water ghoul - they were due to work in the chapel together today anyway, he figured he might as well make the sacrifice of his comfy spot on his couch.

"Dew?" Rain's voice is heavy, thick.

"Yeah." Dew wanders over to the side of the bed, standing on his tiptoes in search of Rain's face. He can't find it, the water ghoul completely covered save those two fingers. "You still asleep? You missed breakfast. Me and Swiss ate your pancakes." Dew prods at the heap and Rain groans.

"No." Dew sees the pile shift as Rain pulls his hand back, the whole mess shuddering. "No sleep. Dead." Dew snorts, sitting on the side of the bed. He pokes at a gap in the blankets and worms his hand into it, searching.

"Dibs on your shit then," Dew teases, digging deeper, searching for skin. Rain is very clearly not dead. He probably just hadn't slept and was being dramatic about it. The water ghoul is notorious for being grumpy without his beauty sleep. "C'mon, get your lazy ass up."

Rain starts to speak but it turns into a sudden, violent coughing fit instead and Dew startles, hopping off the bed with a concerned frown. It sounds bad and he says as much, a pained whimper emanating from the mound of bedding once the hacking quiets down. Okay, Rain's not dead, but clearly also not doing well.

"You sick?" It's not a real question, and Rain doesn't respond. The blankets start to shake and Dew's frown deepens. He leans over, feeling around for Rain's long limbs, working through the layers until he finds the outline of a bony arm. Rain is shivering violently, and even through the bedclothes Dew can feel him radiating a heat to rival his own. "Shit, you're almost as hot as me."

Rain tries to say something but the coughing takes hold again, and a little tangle of panic starts to form in Dew's gut. Low-level and itchy, like the feeling of being away from home and suddenly realizing you forgot to lock the door behind you. He takes a deep breath, then another, making soft shushing sounds and rubbing Rain's arm. This is very much not his area of expertise, and in the back of his mind he's trying to remember what Mountain did when Swiss was sick a few months ago. He doesn't get very far, distracted by Rain's wracking shivers.

Then he remembers, and has to roll his eyes for being so dense.

Dew moves once Rain's labored breathing evens out, leaving his hand in place on Rain's arm while he pulls out his phone and fires off a quick one-handed text to Aether.

D: wet boy sick come help

Their resident healer is currently on kitchen duty and Dew knows it, but the fire ghoul feels far too out of his element to deal with this alone. Aether will come when he can and he knows it. He swallows hard as he tucks the device away, focusing back on the situation at hand.

"Rain? Can you hear me?" There's a pathetic little squeak from the depths of the blanket pile. "I gotta take these off you. You're too warm."

"Nooo," Rain half-sobs, sniffling and curling deeper into his cocoon. "'m freezing, y-you can't take 'em."

The more Rain speaks the worse he sounds. His nose is stuffed, his throat raw, his chest rattling with every strained breath. Dew huffs through his nose and gives Rain's arm a reassuring squeeze.

"Sorry fishstick, not letting you cook yourself today."

Dew yanks back the blankets one by one, and Rain doesn't have the strength to do more than bat at his arm with a tired hand. He whines with each motion, Dewdrop having no choice but to shift his dead-weight limbs in order to unwrap the burrito Rain has made of himself.

"Dew, please," Rain whimpers, "too cold, too cold-"

"I'm workin' on it raincloud, I'm workin' on it," Dew murmurs, finally getting the blankets unwound from around Rain's shoulders. One last tug and Dew can finally see his face - he's pale as the ivory sheets beneath them, seafoam eyes sunken and heavy-lidded. His lips are chapped, mouth turned down at the corners. Dew's frown deepens as he rests his palm on Rain's forehead. "Fuck, you're really burning up."

Rain looks up at him with sad eyes and Dew feels something foreign in his chest ache. He finds himself staring at the water ghoul, grazing a thumb over his scalding cheek and gently dragging his fingers through Rain's sweat-damp hair. Rain's eyes drift shut and Dewdrop lets out a shaky exhale.

"Lemme see what I can do until Aeth gets here, ok?"

Rain groans, cracking one eye open. Dewdrop gives him a crooked little smile and Rain sighs, nodding. He hisses almost immediately.

"Ugh, my fuckin' head," he mumbles, "feels like it's gonna explode, shit."

"I'm gonna get you some water," Dew says, leaning down to press a quick kiss to Rain's roasting forehead before he realizes what he's doing. "I, uh," he stands and Rain whines, curling in on himself and shaking like a leaf, "I dunno if it'll help, but it can't hurt."

"So cold," Rain breathes, like he hadn't even heard Dew, "where's my blankets?" He paws weakly at the bed for a moment before giving up with a sad little sound, drawing his knees to his chest and tucking them under his shirt. He looks so...small. The ache in Dew's chest presses against his ribs.

Dew moves quickly in the bathroom, filling a paper cup with water and dampening a washcloth. He doesn't know if Rain will allow the cold against his skin, but the water ghoul will surely boil away to nothing if he doesn't try. He's back at Rain's side in no time, the ghoul having drifted into that sick kind of sleep that feels impossibly deep. Dew lays the washcloth between Rain's horns and the water ghoul shakes awake with a tight yelp.

"C-cold!" Dew catches Rain's wrist before he can tug the cloth off, laying his arm on the mattress.

"Leave it," he says, bringing the cup to Rain's mouth, "it'll help, I'm pretty sure. Drink some of this, c'mon, you sound like Swiss that one time he chugged vinegar."

Rain tries to wheeze out a laugh, but it just results in a sharp wince. Dew helps support his head as he helps Rain drink, slow sips. Rain flinches with every swallow, but he drinks it all, offering a soft sigh when he's done.

"Need more?"

Dew's frown returns as Rain shakes his head and swallows, licking his lips. He's shivering harder than ever now, muscles jerking wildly. "You're way too fuckin' hot, Rainy." Dew tosses the cup in the trash and pulls out his phone again. Aether hasn't responded. Shit. He has an idea, he just doesn't know if it'll help or harm. He doesn't particularly want to poach Rain like a salmon.

D: hurry if u can, bad fever i think

Rain makes a sound of utter misery and Dew moves automatically to the other side of the bed. He tugs away some of the mass of blankets and dumps them on the floor, making a hole behind Rain and sliding onto the bed as smoothly as he can. Trying not to jostle the water ghoul as he takes off his shirt and slots himself against his spine.

"Gonna try something," he says quietly into the suffering ghoul's ear, "I dunno if it'll work but I gotta try. Aeth should be here soon. Okay?"

Rain shudders and grunts, but after a moment manages to nod. Dew pulls the now-warm washcloth from Rain's head and tosses it away, replacing it with his hand. The water ghoul's eyes slip shut as Dew's other arm wraps around his waist, sliding under his shirt, palm coming to rest in the center of Rain's chest. He coughs again and Dew rests his forehead at the back of Rain's neck.

"Tell me if it hurts or anything."

Dewdrop is not a quintessence ghoul. He can't resonate with another ghoul's body and pick out what's hurt. He can't slide into Rain's core and sap away his fever like Aether can. But his fire isn't without its own benefits.

Dew closes his eyes and reaches into the heat beneath Rain's skin, feeling the way it pulses through his veins. It's a sick heat, thick like a too-humid summer day. Dew breathes deep and focuses, pushing his own brand of warmth into Rain's feverish flesh. It's a comforting heat, a muted fire on a winter morning, and it floods into Rain's entire being in comforting waves.

It's a risk, raising Rain's temperature, but ghouls are resilient, and when Rain relaxes in his arms Dew knows it was worthwhile. Rain's shivers die down bit by bit, and soon enough he's still. He's stretched his legs out and Dew has tangled them with his own, distributing his heat more evenly. Rain is breathing a bit more steadily now too, and Dew sighs as he adjusts his own temperature. Rain leans back against him.

"Thank you," he croaks, desert dry, "better."

"Shh," Dew says, pressing another soft kiss into Rain's sweaty hair without a second thought, "don't talk or anything, you need to rest. Hopefully Aether gets here quick."

Rain sighs and nods, bringing a heavy hand to rest over Dew's on his chest. Dew hums against his skin, soothing. It's something Aether does for him when he can't sleep, and it seems to help Rain too. He slackens in Dew's arms, breaths going gentle if rattling, but it's something at least. Dew lets his own eyes fall shut, drifting on the thud of Rain's heart against his callused fingertips.

That's how Aether finds them an hour or so later, skidding into the bedroom with his phone still in his hand, Dew's messages on display. They both snore, Rain louder than Dew, congested, as Aether catches his breath. He can't help but smile at the sight. Seeing Dew so obviously caring is a rare thing.

He'll pull Rain's fever away in a few minutes, but first he has to capture the moment on his phone. A beautiful memory for his eyes only. Dew would throttle him if he ever found it. Aether thinks it's worth the risk.

[caitlinsnicket]

Surprise!

Request:  Lee Scoresby imagine! (His Dark Materials is bloody amazing! ❤️) Fem!reader please! You are in a relationship with Lee, and go with Lee and the Gyptians north to Bolvanger. Whilst on the journey you realise you're pregnant, but that doesn't stop you being reckless during the battle and Lee gets super protective when you get hurt (but still fight on) till it comes out that you're pregnant. Reactions of Lee (+uber protective increase)!

Characters: Lee Scoresby, Y/N, Ma Costa, Lyra Belaqua, daemons.

Warnings: Descriptions of violence, a harmed leg, pain, pregnancy, and the real romance shows up close to the end.

Pairing: Lee Scoresby xY/N.

A/N: Finished it! I actually didn’t really like the result of this fic, but i loved writing it. Feel free to like, reblog or comment. Also, requests are open!

It happened again. It was the third time that week. I tried hiding the puke throwing dirt on top of it, but the smell was still strong. Cleaning my mouth, I looked around to see if anyone was watching, but the closest crowd was preparing the camp, and none of them were paying attention in me. I walked back slowly, fixing my hair behind my ear.

A lot of possibilities crossed my mind: food poisoning, uneasiness from stress, anxiety or… no. It couldn’t be *that*. I and Lee had been careful: kids weren’t in the picture. Never. 

“But it could be,” said D/N, moving back to the camp by my side, his expression is a concerned one. He felt bad as much as I did. He wanted to search for an answer with a doctor or a nurse, but I was reluctant. It still could be anything else.

But the constant puking (that I was hiding from Lee), the mood swings and the lack of my period in the past two weeks indicated otherwise. But, even if I wanted to check with a doctor, there was no in sight. We passed in the middle of the tents, but I couldn’t go forward because of the sudden chest pain.

“We could talk to her. She’s had two kids. She must know when someone is pregnant” D/N was looking at Ma Costa. She fixed a bonfire alone, and her kid was nowhere to be seen. D/N still walked towards her beside my protests, and I decided to follow h. In the end, asking wasn’t so bad. We approached her, and she looked at us with a kind smile.

“Hi, sorry to bother you. Can I ask you a question? I know we don’t know each other too well, but I feel like I can trust you” I asked, playing with my fingers.

“Sure, what can I help you with?”.

“How did you know you were pregnant?”.

She looked surprised, but then she proceeded to describe all the symptoms. The same symptoms that I was having. 

“Also, I felt a small lump in my uterus area. I kept touching until I felt it, and then when I asked a friend of mine, she said that I was with child” she said, finishing the bonfire and looking me in the eyes “but why do you ask? You and the aeronaut are expecting?”.

I blushed at her words.

“I don’t know. I have the same things you had, and my period is been missing. I have no idea”.

She approached me, silently asking if she could touch me. When I nodded, she put her hand under my coat and pressed until she found what she was looking for. The same second she pressed the small lump, I felt it too. She smiled at me as to confirm, but before I could make any other questions, someone called me.

“Y/N! Sweetheart! Where are- oh there you are! I gotta show you something” Maggie quickly took her hand out of me and winked, going inside her tent to give us some privacy “did I interrupt something?”.

“No, we were just talking. Trivial stuff you know?” I distracted him by holding his face and kissing his lips sweetly. He melts, and his hands fly to my waist. I open my eyes in panic and get away from him “so, you wanted to show me something?”.

Hester seems to know that something is wrong, but Lee was easily distracted by the awesome thing he found. And I had a life inside of me. We walked, hand in hand towards another place, our daemons beside us. The words were dancing in my tongue, but the courage to tell him was completely lost.

As the night fell, something different was in the air. Something was coming, something bad, and everybody could feel it. The tension could be cut with a butter knife. Lee walked into our tent with Lyra beside him, both with a concerned expression.

“Lyra read that thing and it told her we are going to be attacked. I need you to stay inside and keep her safe” before I could protest, he continued, handing me a gun “I won’t risk any of you getting hurt or in danger, so you stay inside and protect each other. Please”.

“Lyra sweetie, go inside, please? I need to speak with Mr. Scoresby for a moment” I smiled sweetly at her, and she couldn’t contain her smile of delight- because of the nickname or because I was about to roast Lee, I didn’t know yet. She got into the tent and my voice became a whisper “I’m not some damsel in distress that needs protection all the time. We both know I can protect myself and that I’m a better shooter than you. I would be more useful here than there”. “These orders came from John Faa. I don’t make the rules. Just, please, stay safe” He disappeared when the first gunshot was heard, Hester behind him, with a guilty expression in her face. D/N growled but got inside the tent anyway. I followed him. 

Lyra was using her device to see something, so I decided to sit there hearing the noises. Gunshots, shouts, sounds of punches and bones cracking. Without me noticing, the girl got closer to me, trying to seem tough, but I could see her daemon shaking beside her. She was scared.

“We are going to be alright sweetie. We are going to get out of here, find Billy and Roger and everything will be fine. Okay?” she nodded, and I gave her a side hug. The noises got louder, and I felt the need to go outside. One look from D/N, and I knew he agreed.

“Lyra, I need you to stay here and to keep quiet okay? I’m going outside and I’m coming soon. But you need to keep quiet” she nodded and covered herself with a blanket, trying to stay still.

I got out slowly, and looked around, trying to find the enemy. But as he found me first, the bullet got inside my leg faster than I could’ve seen. As I hit the ground, Lee shows up from nowhere and shoots the guy, his daemon vanishing from existence. It was almost too painful to bear, but the good thing was that the intruders were gone. 

Hester had her ears up, and as she detected no one else, Lee ran to me, holding me close to his chest and picking me up. He seemed disturbed, and hurriedly took me inside the tent.

“I told you to stay inside. I told you. What if he hit you in the head? Lyra, come out, go get Ma Costa, I’ll get you after” The girl seemed to want to stay, but after some words from Pantalaimon, she left, sending me a sympathetic look. Lee took off my pants and inspected the wound, and the bullet was still there “You see? Now you’re hurt. Finally” Maggie arrived with medicine and practically threw that in my face. One second after, I passed out.

D/N nibbled my cheek as I woke up. Still pantless, my hair out of place, Lee and Hester beside me sleeping, his hand over mine squeezing tightly. He was scared, but not for long. My leg hurt, but the weird remedy Iorek always had with me had worked. He seemed so peaceful like that. Then, I remembered. The baby. The goddamn life growing inside of me. I could’ve lost that. That’s when the tears came out, and that’s when he woke up.

“Oh my god, I was so worried,” He said, hugging me tightly, but being careful not to touch my still aching leg. He kissed every inch of my face, wiping away my tears and holding my face between his hands “it’s okay now. You are fine. Why are you crying?” He asked with a chuckle, but his eyebrows were furrowed.

“Did- did Maggie said something? About my state?”.

“Yeah, she said that you would be alright and that you were the same as before. What was she talking about?” he asked, curious and concerned.

I looked into his eyes searching for any anger or disgust, but I only found adoration, concern, and love. Pure love. And then I knew we would be okay, that I would be okay. Because he loved me and I loved him, and he would love that child no matter what happened. 

“I talked to Maggie earlier and... I’ve been puking for some days, my period is late, we’ve been fighting for some time because I’m always stressed and there’s this small thing right here” I take his hand and I guide it to the small lump. He didn’t seem to understand, and Hester rolled her eyes beside him, kicking him in the process “I think I’m pregnant”.

All the color in his face disappeared, and for one second I thought he was going to faint, but the moment after he crushed me into his arms and started giggling. Lee Scoresby giggling. A rare sight, yes, but just as joyful. When I winced in pain for my leg, he let me go and started kissing me everywhere, saying how much he loved me and how much he was happy. 

“Now you really have to be close to Lyra. And when something like this happens again, you have to stay inside. If something happened to you or to the baby I would never-”.

I didn’t let him finish, as I kissed him like it was the first time. He seemed to relax, and I hid my face in the crook of his neck. We would be fine.

[thespacequail]

Darling in the Franxx (ep. 17)

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.......

..........Well then, I didn’t think they’d go there, yet here we are.  Im still waiting on that huge revelatory twist, but we are getting close, I can almost taste it.

>Ok so, everything is going great, the kids are doing fine, then the Nines show up to ruin EVERYTHING.  They tell them Papa sent them and he’s worried about them, they are all happy to tears and this is a LOAD OF BULL SHIT, you can see it on their smug little grins, bunch’a assholes if you ask me.   Anyway they are going to stay with the gang for a bit to, as I said before, ruin everything.  02 tells Alpha to go fuck himself.  It was a good scene.

>HIRO IS GROWING HORNS!  REPEAT!  HIRO IS GROWING BLUE HORNS!  HE IS TURNING INTO A KLAXXOSAUR PERSON JUST LIKE 02!!!  *ahem* We’ve all kinda assumed this would happen for a while, what with the saurification comments and the high yellow blood cell thing (which still means nothing but a lot of people are interpreting it as meaning the cells that make up bone marrow, as such having a high amount means he would grow bony structures easily, i.e. horns. Fine, I’ll go with it.).  The whole scene is really cute and I like what they’ve done with their relationship and how it’s portrayed, the bit about Hiro’s drawing being awful but 02 loves it because he made it was particularly sweet and reminded me of some good times (which was immediately followed up by remembering why those times are no longer good and I was made sad.  But that is neither here nor there.).

>Then the plot dictated that the Nines needed something specific to fuck up, so one of them bumps into Kokoro and she drops her baby book.  Question: how did she not realize it was gone?  She clearly carries it everywhere, why was she not freaking out that she lost it when she went back to her room? Why did she take it to the bathroom anyway?  Oh right, the plot, whatever.  So the Nines are like “How dare these kids learn about sex.  Papa didn’t brainwash people for them to understand how their bodies work.”  Jeeze, this is like the worst of both Catholic AND Public school when it comes to sex-ed.  But the menacing cut to Kokoro being innocent, I’m just thinking “Oooooh she ‘bout to get shanked for this.  This ain’t going to go well...”  Then we go to Kokoro and Mitsuru in the greenhouse and...Imma need another arrow for this one.

>Kokoro really wants to get it on with Mitsuru, and I’m not saying that like a joke, like she ACTUALLY wants to fuck him.  She leans in close, then closer, says some stuff that only horny teens in hentai would say, and then she starts taking off his shirt.  Meanwhile I’m just sitting there like *insert blinking guy gif* “I’m sorry what?  Is this really happening right now?”  I just didn’t really know how to process it.  But Mitsuru kinda panics and pushes her away, and that makes sense cause like, Kokoro is the only person who knows what sex is, and Mitsuru still has a few issues he needs cleared up first.  Then Zorome shows up to break the tension, nothing else really to say about it, it plays out about as you’d expect from a show when teens get caught about to do the nasty.

>TWO BROOOS, CHILLIN’ IN THE HOT SPRINGS FIVE FEET APART ‘CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY!  Hiro and Mitsuru finally have their heart to heart, well I say finally cause its been years for them, only a few episodes for us, feels like years, whatever.  They talk about love and stuff and they patch up their issues, everything is good.  It is a good scene and was important growth for them.

>Everyone is in the exposition room, I mean the living room, and they address the Kokoro and Mitsuru situation.  There we go Futoshi, that’s the emotional response I was expecting from you, kinda figured he wasn’t actually totally over it like he acted beck at the snow base.  Time for the Nines to be fuckers.  Kokoro reveals she wants to make a baby because that’s how she wants to leave her mark on the world, ok, that’s cool.  Turns out sex is banned, and Alpha says humans evolved to not have/need reproductive organs, also that way they don’t need to worry about gender.  Man I really want to punch this guy in the face.  Ikuno’s got me covered, pimp slapping that hoe, even the Nines respect the backhand with a whistle.  I highly respect that the LGBT character is the one to say gender is still important, but man, she would have murdered him right then and there if she didn’t get held back.  Personally, I’d have let her.

>Hey look, the adults are back.  Kokoro gets reprimanded cause sex is bad m’kay?  They don’t like the Nines either, but can’t do shit cause the Nines out rank them.  Turns out only kids have reproductive organs in order to pilot the Fraxx, but then they get removed later? It’s not clear, cause after that Nana has a break down cause she’s relapsing through puberty, so does that mean she still has a uterus from when she was a parasite?  I feel like there’s some logistical minutia that’s getting glossed over that I don’t think they’ll take the time to explain.  But GOD FORBID they don’t give Alpha every conceivable chance to be a douche.  He says she should be replaced with a new Nana, the fuck does that mean?  Also he chastises them for working with Dr. Franxx, doesn’t he also work for APE?  Or is he implying that he does secret experiments that APE doesn’t like?  I’m confused., but the Dr. is intrigued by the kids having the urge to fuck, that came out wrong, he’s interested that they have the original biological impulse to reproduce, so I guess that’s what Al-fuck meant by humans evolving past that.  Interesting.

>I knew I was right about the Klaxxosaur Princess (it was obvious but shut up, let me have this).  A couple of APE guys ask her to surrender, it does not go well for them and they get brutally murdered.  Ooooooh she has the same widescreen aspect ratio thing they used to do with 02! Oh I like her.  She calls them “human wannabes”, does that mean she’s a real human and APE is something else?  I’ll theorize later.

>Back in the exposi-I mean, living room, the kids talk about the fact they have no idea what sex is.  02 doesn’t have reproductive organs apparently, but she thinks it’s cool that the rest of them do and can “leave their mark on the future”.  Ok, don’t think that was necessary, but whatever, just add it to the list of character traits I guess.

>Mitsuru goes and makes up with Kokoro, they kiss, I’m thinking “and then they fuck”, AND. THEN. THEY. FUCK.  Wow, they actually went through with that, that’s pretty ballsy (heh) for a story like this, but good on them for not leaving that hanging, or worse not showing anything of it.  Like I’m actually glad they showed the shot of them in bed together, people have sex, teenagers have sex, it happens, sometimes you just gotta show it, or at least what can be shown on a daytime airing TV show aimed at a young adult audience.

>Finally, we got Ape up in the death star, talking evilly about how evil they are and how the world will soon be their’s (not really but you get the joke).  The Nines show up one last time to be dicks before the episode cuts out.

A’ight, Imma pose some theories: +APE are aliens that enslaved part of the human race +The Klaxxosaur Princess is among the last original humans +She preserved what she could of humanity by putting them in the Klaxxo-cores so they could fight back +Dr. Franxx is trying to undermine APE’s efforts and restore the enslaved human species to their original form/abilities/want’s to let people fuck again +The squad is going to get order 66′d in the next episode or two now that Papa knows what’s up.  Obviously they wont do it, but it will happen.

One theory I don’t personally believe, but my friend posed and is just crazy enough to be possible, if not really dumb, is that Hiro’s original partner is not actually dead, and will be one of the ones piloting Hringhorni.  That’s some hot anime bullshit right there, but Hiro resurrected by the power of boners before, so crazier things have happened.

[makerkenzie]

This story doesn't end in Good King Jon and Good Queen Daenerys ushering in a glorious Targaryen Restoration with their magical incest child, right? Right?!

No. I picture a generally nicer endgame than a lot of ASOIAF fans, but it won’t revolve around the eternal love of Jon & Dany. I suspected well before S7 that Daenerys was not as infertile as she believes, and I think she will live to raise her child. Just as S7 was telling us almost in as many words that Dany can totally conceive if she lets her uterus sit still long enough, it was also ringing the “Ding, Dong, this shit is effed” song around Jon & Dany’s love affair. D&D told us as much in the finale commentary; this ‘ship isn’t built to last the news that Jon is Dany’s nephew and has a better claim to the throne. Dany will not sit the throne. This is not a story of her vindicating the ravings of her paranoid, weak/cruel/stupid brother. I’m fairly sure there won’t even be an Iron Throne at the end because King’s Landing is gonna go kaboom. In fact I am quite confident that the players, led by Dany and her scaly boys, will evacuate the city and deliberately set off the wildfire stores as a White Walker Trap. It saves the realm but it changes the way the kingdoms are run. I like (by “like” I mean I think this is what’ll happen) the idea of the realm splitting off into a confederation of independently governed provinces, but I differ from most in how many kingdoms there’ll be and who’ll be in control of each. I like Dany as the ruler of Dorne, but Jon will not be with her. Jon will not be ruling any of the separate kingdoms. I’m thinking a Frodo-type ending for Jon, where he doesn’t really die but he can’t get on with his life. I’m thinking, some magical arrangement with him staying north of the Wall to keep the evil under control. MORE TO THE POINT, our dear Uncle GRRM is not writing the type of story in which ruling is a prize won by the most deserving. Ruling is work, and it needs to be done by the most capable people. Look at the reign of the Mad King; he wasn’t known as the Mad King before he started undermining Tywin. The reign of Robert Baratheon went as well as it did because Robert got out of the way and let Jon Arryn do the work. (And it would’ve gone a lot better if Littlefucker had died after his duel with Brandon Stark.) Ned Stark was a good Lord Paramount because he understood that it was a big responsibility and he had to look after a lot of people. Tywin did some things very well but he neglected to teach his children the moral lesson that their noble position comes with a lot of responsibility and they need to be prepared to do the work. If he’d been more interested in what his children could DO rather than just how they supported the image of their House, he might have taken a better look at Cersei and not pushed for her to be queen. If he’d raised Jaime with less of the “you’re a Lannister of Casterly Rock and that makes you so awesome” and more of the “you’re the heir to the Great House of the Westerlands and look at all the people who are counting on you to do a good job,” he might not have joined the Kingsguard. Because Tyrion had to work so hard to get the slightest approbation from his father, he grew up to be a very capable administrator. Against all odds, Jaime is developing a good mind for leadership, too. One thing that was very promising about the Starks in S7 was that Sansa appears to have picked up her father’s mentality of rulership through responsibility. She’s all like, “Jon left me in charge of the North? Well then! Let’s get some wagonloads of grain in here. Put leather on those breastplates; gotta keep my soldiers warm.” Dany may also grow up to be a decent leader, but so far her track record is that she’s much better at shaking things up than settling down. A good ruler knows how to get the realm to settle down. Dany’s dragons do not make her a ruler and her Targaryen blood does not make her a ruler. She shows some promise in getting people like Jorah, Barristan, Tyrion, Missandei and Grey Worm to be so enthusiastic about working with her. More of that, Dany! Less of the “fire and blood.”Anyway, Dany’s already her own cousin twice over. The realm doesn’t need any more inbred dragon-huggers.

[becoming-one-family]

Another great weekend, another great heartbreak. It hurts every time I leave.

Friday night I headed down, I thought that I might not this weekend because H woke up sick on Thursday and stayed home Friday. She was doing pretty alright when I got down though. That morning I’d freaked out and made sure with D that it was good for me to come down, and it was thankfully. I’ve become very attached so the idea of not seeing him for a weekend is always challenging.

Saturday we got up too early, we stayed up super late and then basically right as we were going to sleep H had woken up sick again. But she wasn’t sick, she’d just eaten too much candy. We got her situated and back to sleep and then went back to sleep. Then I woke up with a cold, which was so exciting. And you know when you don’t get enough sleep and wake up kinda sick you just feel a million times worse, that was me. But we went back to sleep and woke up at 10. We were a very sporadic with our sleep.

At that point, H was well up as was everyone else in the house. Grandparents were getting ready to take H out, so D and I had a day which was nice. We were just super lazy. Watched a lot of Shameless, went on a walk, and then later that evening went over to D’s ex-sister-in-law’s. We’d been over there before but hadn’t been in, the last time we were there the baby had been asleep so it was a very quick trip. This time I got to meet her, she was very excited and sweet, she said he never brings girls over and that means he really likes me. It was freakin adorable.

We also heard a lot about her relationship issues and boy oh boy was that a hell of a story. And I got to see D with a baby, let me tell you that made my uterus absolutely weep. Thank god for IUD’s or else I’d have been making some pretty good excuses to try to stop taking my pill...... nah, I’m not that crazy, but he is so good with babies it hurts my soul.

We got back and played around with H. Then it was bed time. D and I knocked out real early after the weird night of sleep we’d had.

Sunday we did some cleaning. We played some wii. We went to the park and had lunch. We watched a movie when we came back and played uno, all three of us. H did my nails, which was way too sweet. So now I have hot pink nails and bright blue and purple and green and it’s too funny. Then it was bed time. David and I watched more shameless and played uno by ourselves and then eventually went to bed. He woke up around 6:30 to get the kiddo ready for school and take her. When he got back I woke up and we showered together. We hung out until about noon, then I had to leave to head back to my place. And that’s when I hit full blown pathetic. I cried in front of him because I miss him when we aren’t together. I’ve never gotten that way about someone, it’s insane to me what this man has done to me.

It was a pretty sad drive back to my place, when I got back I took another shower because I didn’t properly condition my hair and then I took a bit of a depression nap. Or a sick nap. Hard to say. Now I’m just kind of biding my time until I can go to bed for real. 3 sleeps until I see him again. I don’t have work on Friday, thank goodness for Veterans Day. I have to see if I can dissuade my parents from coming up to see my place this weekend, because they want to. It’s messy anyway, so it can’t be the worst idea. I have no idea what to do with most of the boxes I have. But I really want to spend a whole long weekend with my man and the kiddo, she’s gotta have Friday off if my kids do at work, so it could be a whole 3 day weekend to really enjoy.

I’m just really happy and really in love and it’s all pretty crazy to me. I’ve never been this happy in a relationship. I’ve never had this much good going for me. His parents like me, they think I’m good for him, and he’s been so good for me. Like I’m the original Hot Mess(TM) still, but I’ve been so much more motivated to get my shit together and really get it done this semester with him in my life. Even if I still kinda suck, because my depression effects my motivation super hard, I’m doing better than I have the past couple years. It’s good. This is all so good.

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All sex questions

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Sex

Are you a virgin? No.How old were you when you lost your virginity? …16If you haven’t, when would you like to? Not virgin Explain your first time in detail. Oh. It was very painful. I was young and I didn’t know what I was doing, but at that time I thought it was the right thing to do. My boyfriend was brash and he didn’t really care about how I felt, he didn’t even prep me. Not a good first first experience and I regret it.How many sexual partners have you had? 5Who was your best sex partner? Not saying because it’ll only boost his already large ego.Did you tell someone after you lost your virginity? Who? No, I wanted to tell my mom but I didn’t want to disappoint her.Do you give oral sex? Yes, and I love it.Have you received oral sex? Yes.Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex? Both.Have you had anal sex? How was your first experience? Yes, I’m gay.Do you have any friends you would hookup with? Yes.Have you wanted to have sex with someone, but couldn’t? Why couldn’t you?Yes and it’s because he was in a relationship. Do you like dirty talking? Yes, it’s fun to me.Do you like being called names? Yes, all kinds of names.Do you like being called obscene names? (Bitch/Slut/Whore/Sissy/etc) Love it! Are you loud or quiet in bed? I’m a screamer.Whats your favorite position? I have a lot.Have you ever invented a position? No, but that sounds fun. Whats the strangest position you’ve tried? I haven’t been put in any weird positions before.Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking? Unfortunately, yes..When is the last time you had sex? Describe the experience(s). Not too long ago, I had a late night visitor, When is the last time you received oral? Describe the experience(s). I don’t remember. When is the last time you gave oral? Describe the experience(s). I called a friend over and I gave him head out of the kindness of my heart. But, he was kind enough to come over so late, so of course I got my knees and swallowed his kids. When is the last time you had anal sex? Describe the experience(s). Someones bound to get fucked when you call them over at three in the morning, and that someone was me. His stroke game made me forget why I was sad in the first place. A+ Which celebrities would you want to have sex with? Not really into celebrities Any fictional characters you want to hookup with? Nope.Have you ever had shower sex? How was it? Yes, it’s slippery and fun. What is your favorite position(s)? Spread eagle, reverse cowgirl, missionary, spooning, prone bone, double the pleasure, various types of doggie style. Where is the strangest or wildest place you’ve had sex/oral? Wildest place was the backseat of a car. I’m open to experimenting though. Have you ever broken up with someone because they couldn’t satisfy you? No, sex doesn’t equal love. Have you used anything to improve sexual performance? (Penis Extenders/Tingling Lube/Cock Rings) I love cock rings!Whats your most embarrassing sexual experience? I don’t think I have one.Whats your funniest sex experience? I once gave a grown man a revised version of a bedtime story because he couldn’t….then I suck his dick and he was able to go to sleep after that. It’s funny now that I think about it.Have you ever had any performance issues? What were they? I was in a situation where I wasn’t aroused at all.Are you on birth control? Yes, it last a life time because I don’t have a uterus.Do you use condoms? Yes, safety first.Have you ever faked an orgasm? Describe the experience(s). No.Can other people get you off? Yes they can.Is there only one way you can cum? (i.e. Clitoral Stimulation Only/Anal Only/Toy/Specific Position) I don’t have a specific way, I just cum.Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone? I’m always the one being rejected.Have you ever been stopped mid-sex? Describe the experience(s). I haven’t and I hope it never happens.Have you ever had sex outdoors? Describe the experience(s). No, but I’d like to try.Have you ever had sex in public? Describe the experience(s). No, but it’s a fantasy of mine. The thrill of being caught makes my knees weak.Have you ever had sex in front of others? Describe the experience(s). No, also a fantasy though.Have you ever had sex in a car? Describe the experience(s). Yes! I was drunk and we didn’t have any lube, but I didn’t care honestly. I came without touching myself and I also got choked a little that night. Good times, very fun experience.Have you ever given or received road head? Describe the experience(s). No, but I really want to do this. Unfortunately, the time I thought about doing it someone  ( you know who you are ) wasn’t in the car. Have you ever had sex/oral/manual sex in a movie theater? Describe the experience(s). No, I wouldn’t mind trying this though. Have you ever had sex in a fitting room? Describe the experience(s).  Nope.Have you ever had sex in a plane? Describe the experience(s). I would love join the mile high club.Have you ever had sex at work? Describe the experience(s). No, that’s unsanitary. Explain your best sex experience in detail. Umm..I had started crying in the middle of the act ( it wasn’t his fault ) but instead of ignoring my tears like I expected him to do- he actually slowed down, pulled out and held me in his arms. I cried a lot that night, but I’m glad he was there with me. We finished though, but he was more attentive and careful the second time around. I know what you’re thinking and yes this is my best sexual experience. I’m a giant baby and I like to be coddled, sue me.Which non-genital parts of your body do you like being touched or stimulated? My ass and nipplesDo you ever take pictures or videos when you have sex? Explain the experience(s). I haven’t taken any pics or videos while having sex, but i do have a of photos and videos of me masturbating.Have you ever given a strip tease to a partner? Yes I have.Have you ever given a lap dance to a partner? Yes.Have you ever received a strip tease from a partner? Nope.Have you ever received a lap dance from a partner? Nope.Have you ever “titty-fucked” before? I’m gay, and I’m not attracted to big boys.Has someone ever “titty-fucked” your breasts? I have pectorals, and I’m gay. Do you prefer your partner to be vocal/moan loudly? I don’t prefer it, but Its hot if my partner is just as vocal as I am.Do you enjoy having your nipples played with? YES, especially now that I got them pierced. They’re so sensitive now, so nipple play is a must. I can come just by have my nipples sucked and nibbled on. Huge turn on!Do you ever role-play? I haven’t had an opportunity to do it yet. What situations or themes have you role-played? I’ll name some I’d like to do. Uhh…some classic themes like schoolgirl, doctor and nurse, maid, girl scouts. Oh- I really want to try a prison theme one day. There’s so many I want to try actually.What would you like to role-play? Yes, in a heartbeat.Do you role play with costumes? I already have customs.Do prefer lingerie in the bedroom? I have lingerie, but I prefer to wear it everytime I’m intimate with someone. I usually don’t tell my partners about this kink until I’m really comfortable with them.Do you enjoy rough sex? Love it!What would you like to improve about your sex life? I would like to learn more about myself. There’s a lot of things I haven’t tried, and there’s no telling what I might end up liking. I just need someone who’s willing to practice with me, I can’t just do those things with anyone.Have you ever gone into public with hickeys? Did you know they were there? Yes and I didn’t know it was there. Asshole.Have you ever had a threesome? Describe the experience. I guess you can call it a threesome. I was having sex with my boyfriend and his best friend walked in on us. Although I didn’t want that bitch to join, my boyfriend ended up letting him join anyways.Would you like to have a threesome? No.Who would you like to have a threesome with? No oneWould your partner be okay with a threesome? I hope not.Would you like to be with two men at the same time? No, one is enough.Would you like to be with two girls at the same time? I must have died and went to hell if that ever happens.Would you like to be with more than two girls at the same time? No -_-Would you like to be with more than two guys at the same time? No, I don’t like sharing.Have you ever been double penetrated? Describe the experience(s). Yes, not describing it.Have you ever had every hole filled or been involved with filling each hole? Describe the experience(s). Yes, still not describing it.Have you ever tried ’69’? Explain the experience. I haven’t tried it yet.Do you like cum or is it gross? Love it!Have you ever tasted cum? Do you like it? Of course and it’s sweet like nectar.Where is your favorite place to cum or receive cum? In my mouth, on my face, or in my ass. You gotta be my boyfriend if you want to cum in this ass though.Have you ever had sex while on a period/with someone on a period? Nope. Still gay.Do you listen to music while you have sex? What kind? Sometimes and I put the iPod on shuffle.Have you ever used a buttplug while having sex? I used a buttplug while masturbating. Have you used any form of sex furniture? What kind? Nope.Have you ever brought toys into the bedroom with a partner? What kind? Describe the experience(s). One time, and we used a glass dildo. Do you eat ass? I haven’t had a partner who wanted me to do it, but I’d gladly do it if they wanted me to.Do you like to have your ass eaten? YasssssHave you ever anally fingered your partner? No, but I would.Do you like prostate play? Yes. Is it gay for a man to enjoy anal stimulation from a woman? Anal sex does not equally homosexuality. Have you ever experienced a prostate orgasm? Yes, very blissful experience.Have you ever double penetrated/been double penetrated with the assistance of a toy? That would be the only time I’d consider doing DP.Have you ever experimented with the same sex? Describe the experience(s). Yes, I’m a homosexual man. All my partners have been men.Do you prefer sex with a man or with a woman? Men, I’m gay. I swear I’ve said that like a hundred times already.Have you ever had sex with another couple(s) monogamously? (Not touching the other couple(s)) NoHave you ever watched another couple have sex? NoHave you ever gotten cum in your eye? Yes, good times.Has anyone ever cum inside you on accident? How did you feel about that? No ones cumin inside me unless their my boyfriend.  Have you ever cum inside someone on accident? How did they respond? No, I’m a bottom bitch. Even if I was topping, I wouldn’t be cumin in no one. Pull out game strong!Have you ever cum in your pants? Describe the experience(s). Yes, I get off on giving my partner head. If their moaning then I’m cumming…in my pants. Have you ever sexted? Yes!!!!Do you like to play with balls/have your balls played with? Yes :) Are hand jobs boring or are they underrated? Underrated.Describe your average orgasm. I don’t know how to describe it. It’s a serene feeling to me, and I get extremely sensitive afterwards.Describe your average cumshot. I spurt a decent amount of cum along my tummy, or I’m defiling the sheets. Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm? eight minutes. Gotta love foreplayWhats the quickest you’ve ever brought someone else to orgasm? five minutes How long are you usually able to last? My stamina is kinda high so I tend to last a while long.What’s the most times you’ve had sex (or sexual contact with a partner) in a day? Two times.Whats your longest sex session? An hour.

Note: Why are you interested in my sex life?