#anyway get ready for me to be a mcfucking mess

[airplanecrushed-a]

okay new game is me streaming flight in like an hour and a half,   so around 9ish cdt?

[quileutlove]

Prompt List

Random Prompts (From other blogs and internet), you can choose more than one for me to write.

“No no no, sorry! I just-... I honestly didn’t think you even knew my name.”

“For once, this isn’t actually my fault.”  

"There's a whole ass party outside and you two are in the kitchen doing this?" 

“They act like they hate you, dude.” / “No, they don’t?” He tilted his head. /  “They never smile at you or hold your hand or even kiss you! You would think they would at least break that cold exterior for their boyfriend!” /  “They don’t show their love that way.”

"Well, mistakes were made, I guess. Can we just move on, please?"

“Normally, I’d have pushed you out the door by now, but you’re making a compelling argument with the bribery.” 

“Wow. Here I thought we had a moment. I spilled my story to you and all you have to say is 'okay’? What does that even mean?!” 

“I’m not letting karma deal with this. I can’t trust it’ll be enough of a punishment, nor can I say it’d be fast enough.” 

“I can’t believe I’d ever fall in love with someone like you.” 

“I know I signed up for this and all, but... if I die, it's still your fault and I will not hold back on blaming you.” 

“Rules? Nope, not listening. I’m not following them. Never have, never will.”

“The more I love you, the more I hate you.” 

“I’m still way too sober for this.”

There is nothing like the feeling of waking up in the morning after thinking you wouldn’t make it through the night. 

“So from the bottom of my cold, dead heart, screw you.” 

“Are you always this prone to bad luck and violence? If so, that’s kind of sad.”

“Bruh, I don’t know where you got the idea that I’m a good person, but if you want to keep it. Leave now.” 

"I'm not going to ruin today by going to the hospital."

“Aw, look at you, using fancy words at me. You’ve certainly grown up, haven’t you?” 

“Am I a hero or the devil’s son? Can’t figure out what side I’m on.”

“Give me back my keys! I’m fine!”

“So that’s it? It’s over?” 

“You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me, and yet I don’t regret a moment of it.” 

“No pressure, honest. It’s not like the world is depending on you or anything.” 

“You’re so convinced that I’ll hurt them that you haven’t considered it’s the last thing I’d ever want to do.”

“I have fifty other excuses I could use. Do you want me to start alphabetically?”

“I’m not going to like what you’re about to tell me.... am I?”  

“Excuse you, I can be as dramatic and ridiculous as I want, outside of work hours. You can’t stop me.”  

“Did you know that you talk in your sleep?”  

“Promise me you won't start any fights this time.” /“Fine, I promise I won't start any fights.” /“Thank you.” / “.....I will finish them though.”

“They can hear us.”

“When I let go, run for your life.”

.“Go. Go now and don’t look back.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“I do... I do. I do love you!”

"I'm your problem now. Just accept it." 

“Why didn’t you ever tell me?! Don’t you think I deserved to know?!” / “I did tell you, multiple times. You just didn’t want to believe me.” 

“There’s a vampire in the fridge.... Why is there a vampire in the fridge.” 

“I’m not scared of him!” / “... Admirable, but also foolish. You should be terrified of him.” They took a sip of their tea. “Fear is not the absence of courage.”

“Whilst I am very well aware that this was an incredibly poor decision, I also want you to be aware, that I very much, don’t care.” 

“Please stop trying to look for the good in me, you won't find it. I sold it at a flea market, back in ‘97.” 

“You’re taking this a lot better than I expected.” / “Honestly, I was imagining way worse.”

“Are you ok? You look just about ready to launch yourself across the room and beat them to death.” / “Trust me, it’s taking every inch of my control, not to.” 

“How did we even get dragged into this complete mess, anyway?” /“I believe that may have been my fault.” 

“I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone so intimidating before.” / “You should meet my mothers.” 

"never speak of this again" 

“...Did you really have to go that far?” / “Oh my dear, trust me, I wanted to go much much further.”

“Sometimes I wonder if you even like me…it sure feels like you hate me sometimes.”

“You were supposed to be my friend. That’s all…that’s all I asked of you. To be my friend. To care.”

“I don’t…I’ve never…been in a relationship and I’m going to make mistakes…I just need you to tell me. I need you to talk to me.” 

“I want to believe, I do…I just…how can I believe in something that I can’t see?”

"don't come crying to me" 

"This sounds a lot like a marriage proposal." / "Maybe it is."

“Excuse me, but what the McFuck?” 

“I never thought I’d have to ask this, but am I being too subtle? Or are you just not interested?” 

“You’re right, I am a pacifist, but if you try to harm them ever again, I WILL kill you.... and I will enjoy it.” 

“This is probably a really weird question, especially since it’s like.... three am, but do you want to come over and make chocolate chip pancakes with me?” 

“I wanted to. I really wanted to tell you. I just–couldn't.”

"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. You're Mr. Perfect. You're always right and never make any mistakes." / "Not everybody can be such a little Miss Sunshine all the goddam time!"  /"Yeah, well. I'm not like you. I'm not everybody's darling, dear." 

“Well, well, well. If I didn’t know you better, A, I might think you’ve actually started caring about them.” / “...I don’t care about anyone.” /“But B isn’t just anyone, are they?” 

“Do you really think that anyone is going to love a bad guy like you? You’re going to die alone, and no one will even care that you’re gone.” 

“That obnoxious self righteous bullshit, will not work on me, dear. I’m already very happily married.... And yes, before you ask... they know exactly what kind of things I do when they’re not around.” 

“If anything happens to them, I’m holding you personally responsible. Their blood will be on your hands.” / “You’re not the only one who cares about them! You think I ever expected this?!” / “You should’ve. If you ever loved them like I do, you should’ve never gotten them involved. If I lose them now because of you...Well, I don’t know what’s going to happen then. I genuinely don’t know what I’ll do. And that should terrify you.” 

“It’s going to be alright. You’re safe now. You’re safe, I’ve got you.” 

“Woah, are you ok?! What’s wrong?!”  / “Oh, nothing much. Just accidentally bound my soul to that of someone who should have been fictional, but somehow isn’t, and is now stuck with me for the foreseeable future.” / “....I’m sorry I asked.” 

“You really are dumb. I love you, but you're an idiot.” 

“You don’t know what you do to me, do you?” 

“I just want you to be safe. That’s all I’ve ever wanted for you!”

“I want you to be happy…even if its not with me.”

“I want to feel like this forever.”

“You give me a reason to be better, to do better.”

“God, you are so fucking cute.” 

“I love you, but I need you to go away because you’re really bloody distracting and I have to pass this test tomorrow.” 

“I…I can’t do this without you.” 

“You weren’t there…why weren’t you there?” 

“I needed you! I needed you!” 

“Now it’s over…I don’t really know what to do.” 

“I’m going to die. I’m going to die with an absolute idiot!” 

“Sometimes you love someone and you don’t want them to leave…because if they’re beside you, you can see that they’re safe and you can keep them safe. But, if they go somewhere without you…you might lose them,”

“I can’t imagine my life without you in it. You are so important to me, you are such a big part of my life, that I just…I can’t imagine you not here.” 

“You have nothing to be sorry for.” 

“Stop apologising for other people! You’re not the shitty one!” 

“Stop being a fucking dick.” 

“Can anyone else hear those Jumanji like drums? Or is it just me?” 

“I’m only important when you need something from me.” 

“I am fed up of half measures. I deserve better” 

“Don’t look at me! I’m a mess!” / “I love it when you’re a mess!” 

“I don’t think you’re annoying…I know…I don’t…I really enjoy listening to and hearing what you have to say even if it's a lot sometimes..” 

One reaching for the other's hand to comfort them, to provide support. A thumb brushing lightly against skin. 

“Did you get any sleep last night?” 

“Go big or go home” / “I’m already home.” 

“I look at you and I…I feel so sad because I love you but I also have been hurt so many times that I don’t think I can forgive and forget.” 

“I didn’t take you for the settling down type.” 

“If you want to leave, we can leave.” / “I don’t want to ruin your party.” / “You could never ruin anything.” / “Your comfort and happiness is more important to me than some stupid dinner.” 

“Please don’t make me choose.” 

“I can finally understand why you call them your arch-nemesis…What. A. Dick.” 

“Could you come get me?” 

“I just thought that since you weren’t feeling too good, maybe this would help.” 

“I thought you said no more dangerous stunts?” 

“Please get me away from him. He hasn’t left me alone all night and I am this close to committing a murder.” / “I apologise sincerely if my handsome/beautiful face has kept you awake all night.” 

“Would it help if I stayed?” 

“Where are you taking me?” 

“I’m here and I’m staying.” 

“You’re not exactly known for your great ideas.” 

“Can we talk about it?” 

“Go to hell.” 

“I think we’re done here.” 

“Oh, I don’t actually care.” 

“I have to let go.” 

“Can you keep a secret?” 

“You look like you just saw a ghost.” 

“Do you have any idea what time it is?” 

“How long have you been waiting?” 

“Can you stop talking for literally ten seconds?” 

“I am not about to let you leave that easily.” 

“Well, it’s not my fault.” 

“You’re breaking my heart.” 

“This definitely has the potential to be catastrophic.” 

“You still have that?” 

“I will not justify that with a response.” 

“Apparently I can’t have a single moment of rest.” 

“Are you sure we should be doing this?” 

“It’s not a competition.” 

“Keep talking.” 

“I hate being the only adult in the room.” 

“That’s not what I’m saying.” 

“Does this count as breaking and entering?” 

“pew, pew, motherfucker.” 

“slap my ass and call me a wizard, that was some freaky magic shit I just did.” / “is the ass slapping really necessary?” 

“I’m dying!” / “it’s just a fever, you’re okay.” 

“premarital hugs are against my religion.” / “but aren’t you an atheist?” 

“stop looking so grumpy, it’s lame.” 

“looking good,  * LAST NAME * ” / “we’ve been married for five years, how are we still on last name basis?” / “I was talking to myself.” 

“do you want my jacket?” 

“oh, you’re jealous!” 

“your hand looks heavy, can I hold it?” 

“is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“I’m just so stressed, all the damn time.” 

“should you be drinking that much?” 

“you can’t fight if you’re dead!” 

“go to hell.” 

“this is all your fault.” 

“look at me, please, we can still fix this.” 

“it’s not working out. We’re not working out.” 

“mistakes are easily made in the moment. Apologies are not.” 

“if you touch her, I swear to god, I will kick your ass so hard that your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth like a pez dispenser.” 

“nightmares again?” 

“hey I know you’re hurting, but you’re not alone in this, okay?” 

“can I.  .  .  . can i just have a hug please?”

Series Quotes:

"Don't let what he wants eclipse what you need, he's very dreamy, but he's not the sun. You are." - Grey's Anatomy.

"Next time you see my face, show some respect." - The Sopranos.

"DNA doesn't make a family. Love does."-  The Fosters.

"Every song ends, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music." - One Tree Hill.

"If I die, turn my tweets in to a book." - Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

"Just have a little faith." - Prison Break.

"So pick me, choose me, love me." - Grey's Anatomy.

"Everybody lies." - House.

"Saving people, hunting things, the family business." - Supernatural.

  “God knows I couldn’t love them more, but even the Kennedys didn’t get together this often.” - Modern Family.

“I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.” - Sex and the City.

“Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.” - Scrubs.

“Once again I humiliate myself by assuming I’m a member of this family.” - The King of Queens.

“I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love.” - Scandal.

“I’m not gonna ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know it’s what you just said.” - The X-Files.

“Does Elena enjoy having both of you worship at her altar?” - The Vampire Diaries.

“More is lost by indecision than wrong decision.” - The Sopranos.

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” - Friends. 

“All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about and when I’m with her I feel happy to be alive, like I can do anything, even talk to you like this. So that’s what I feel is love—when I’m better because she’s here.” - Boy Meets World.

“I don’t want to be happy; I want to be with you.” - Three’s Company. 

“ You can’t live your life according to maybes“- Orange is the new black.

"And what exactly do you think fairy tales are? They are a reminder that our lives will get better if we just hold on to hope. Your happy ending may not be what you expect, but that is what will make it so special." -  Once Upon a Time 

"It's always been you. I tried to fight it and I've tried to deny it. And I can't do it. I can't. You're undeniable." - The O.C. 

"People don’t write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones.” - Gossip Girl.

"Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything. Creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild." - Veronica Mars.

“He’s trying to force you to like normal things. And you shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.” - Stranger Things.

"Mourn the losses because they are many. But celebrate the victories, because they are few." - Queer as Folk.

“You spend your whole life looking for answers because you think the next answer would change something. Maybe make you a little less miserable. And you know that when you run out of questions you don’t just run out of answers. You run out of hope.” - House 

"What I’m saying is that I think, maybe, the best things, the richest things aren’t supposed to come easily, and that sometimes the moments that make the most sense happen when everything else doesn’t and, well, I think you deserve more than popcorn tonight." - Psych.

“Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you.” - Game of Thrones.

“And when you find yourself lost in the darkness and despair, remember it’s only in the black of night you see the stars.” - One Tree Hill.