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[x] The Ultimate Relationship Tag            

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Kate tends to shout more than speak.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Kate, like all the time. It gets really annoying.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Derek. The boy don’t play around.Who trashes the house? Kate. It gets pretty scary.Do either of them get physical? Not like super physical, but somewhat physical, it would be Kate. How often do they argue/disagree? Not very often.Who is the first to apologize? Derek. Even when she’s wrong, it takes a lot for Kate to actually admit she’s sorry.

Sex:

Who is on top? Usually Derek.Who is on the bottom? Kate, but she’s like a power bottom, very demanding.Who has the strangest desires? Kate.Any kinks? Not really? I mean, they both really like biting.Who’s dominant in bed? Derek. Kate freaking loves it.Is head ever in the equation? Only like always. Kate has a bit of an oral fixation.If so, who is better at performing it? Kate.Ever had sex in public? No. They’re both kind of scared of getting caught.Who moans the most? Kate has a tough time keeping quiet.Who leaves the most marks? Derek. Although that’s mostly cuz he heals quickly. Who screams the loudest? Neither one.Who is the more experienced of the two? Derek.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Make love, definitely.Rough or soft? Soft, rough is super rare.How long do they usually last? 10-15 min.Is protection used? Yea, Kate doesn’t want to get pregnant.Does it ever get boring? No?Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Janitor’s closet.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Eventually.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? They wanted like 2 but only had one.Who is the favorite parent? Derek.Who is the authoritative parent? Kate. She’s very bossy.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Derek. He’s a sucker for his kid.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Derek.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both, always.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both. There’s no way they would miss it.Who changes the diapers? Derek. Kate does it occasionally but she can’t stand the smell.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Kate. She’s usually up anyway.Who spends the most time with the children? They’re pretty equal on it.Who packs their lunch boxes? Kate.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Derek. Kate kept laughing at the kid’s reaction.Who cleans up after the kids? Derek.Who worries the most? Kate, she has an overactive imagination.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Kate and her damn potty mouth.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Kate.Who is the little spoon? Kate just loves being the little spoon.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Kate.Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves? Derek, he’s very touchy-feely.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Hours upon hours. It takes a while for them to get annoyed with it.Who gives the most kisses? Derek.What is their favorite non-sexual activity? Spending time together.Where is their favorite place to cuddle? His bed.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Kate.How often do they get time to themselves? They tend to get at least an hour or two for themselves a day.

Sleeping:

Who snores? Neither.If both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? They share.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy, always.Who talks in their sleep? Kate mumbles nonsense occasionally.What do they wear to bed? Pajamas, like 80% of the time.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Both of them are.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? No.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Wrap limbs, most def.Who wakes up with bed hair? Kate, her hair really turns into a rat’s nest.Who wakes up first? Derek. Kate is adamant about staying in bed as long as she can.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Derek. He really knows how to treat a lady.What is their favorite sleeping position? Big spoon and little spoon.Who hogs the sheets? Kate.Do they set an alarm each night? Only when they have work.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Yea, but they hardly use it.Who has nightmares? Derek.Who has ridiculous dreams? Kate.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Kate, unfortunately.Who makes the bed? They do it together.What time is bed time? Whenever they knock out.Any routines/rituals before bed? Always gotta brush their teeth.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Kate.

Work:

Who is the busiest? Kate probably. Her P.I. keeps her on her toes.Who rakes in the highest income? Kate does. She’s done a lot of high profile jobs that rack in them big bills.Are any of your muses unemployed? No.Who takes the most sick days? Kate. She loves her job but she hates working.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Kate is notorious for this.Who sucks up to their boss? No one.What are their jobs? Kate is a P.I. and Derek owns a bookstore.Who stresses the most? Probably Kate.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Yeah, they love them.Are your muses financially stable? Oh yeah, they have more than enough cash.

Home:

Who does the washing? Kate, it’s one of the few chores she can stand.Who takes out the trash? Derek.Who does the ironing? Derek.Who does the cooking? They both do.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? They’re both adept cooks.Who is messier? Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Kate forgets to do it so many times.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Derek, but very rarely. Kate gets on his ass about this.Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither.Who is the prankster around the house? Why Kate, of course.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Kate. She’s a mess, man.Who mows the lawn? Derek.Who answers the telephone? It depends on who’s closest to it.Who does the vacuuming? Derek, he does the most housework. Who does the groceries? Derek.Who takes the longest to shower? Kate.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Kate, tbh.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not at all.How many cars do they own? Just two.Do they own their home or do they rent? They own their own home.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Neither. They stayed in Beacon Hills.Do they live in the city or in the country? Neither.Do they enjoy their surroundings? Oh yeah, that’s why they never moved.What’s their song? Into You by Ariana GrandeWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Facetime, like all the time.Where did they first meet? Scott’s house during a pack meeting.How did they first meet? She was supposed to be infiltrating the pack under Gerards orders but she liked the pack too much. In time, she met Derek through them.Who spends the most money when out shopping? Neither, they’re both pretty good with cash.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Neither.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Derek. Kate can be a little klutz at times.Any mental issues? They both have a few. Derek’s a little more severe than her own.Who’s terrified of bugs? Kate really hates spiders.Who kills the spiders around the house? Derek.Their favorite place? The preserve. There’s this spot out by a river that just screams picnic.Who pays the bills? They split them.Do they have any fears for their future? Not really?Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Derek.Who uses up all of the hot water? Kate.Who’s the tallest? Derek, obvy.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Kate, she loves it.Who wanders around in their underwear? Probably both.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Kate, but sometimes Derek joins in.What do they tease each other about? His bunny teeth (which are totally adorable okay?) and her dimples.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither.Do they have mutual friends? Oh yeah, like the whole pack.Who crushed first? Kate. The moment she saw him, she was gone.Any alcohol or substance related problems? None.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Kate. Derek can hold his liquor better.Who swears the most? Kate has the biggest potty mouth ever.