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phoenixkaptain · 9 months ago

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Funniest part of early comics Bruce Wayne is that for the first handful of comics, my man was NEVER seen without a pipe. Bruce has a pipe in literally every panel he’s in. Batman doesn’t.

Which makes me assume that this is part of his disguise! Like, if anyone ever asks Gordon or someone else who’s with Bruce Wayne relatively often: “Is that man Batman?” they would just be like “Of course not. How could he be? He doesn’t have Bruce’s crippling nicotine addiction.”

#the inane ramblings of a madman #batman #dc #bruce wayne #not joking #we don’t see a single panel where brucie isn’t smoking #until like multiple issues in #it’s one of his defining features in the art #his fucking #little pipe that is always lit but we never see him light #we see gordon light his own pipe #but bruce’s is magical it runs on solar power i don’t fucking know #anyway bruce’s crippling nicotine addiction

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