#anyway back to regularly scheduled pokémon programming

[bug-coded]

rip Jesus Christ. you would've loved radiohead

[glaseado-gym-official]

My name's Grusha. I'm an ex-snowboarder. Used to be a pro. Now I'm a Gym Leader.

The service up here isn't that great... But it'd be kinda uncool if I was the only Paldean League member not on this site. Ryme also says having a blog is good for PR... Or something.

Anyways. I'll put some extra stuff down below.

My Pokémon if you're interested:

Frosmoth ♀ - ((Mariposa))

Beartic ♂ - ((Boreas))

Cetitan ♂ - ((Titan))

Weavile ♂ - ((Dulce))

Alolan Ninetales ♂ - ((Aurora))

Altaria ♀ - ((Cirrus))

((Nicknames are listed in parenthesis because they aren't public information at the moment. Grusha doesn't want to be outed as "uncool", you see. I'm adding them in ooc for personal reference, convenience, and tagging purposes.))

((OOC NOTE: Please read before interacting!!

Important note before we get to our regularly scheduled program:

This version of Grusha is disabled. This means that the accident that ended his career as a professional snowboarder, has also permanently disabled him. Because of this, he needs a cane to get around.

I will do my best to accurately and respectfully portray his disability. I will ALSO not be tolerating any sort of ooc ableism. I will be extremely picky about any asks that include ic ableism and will tag things properly.

Okay now back to it-

Hey hey! Welcome to my Pokémon rp blog. On this blog I will be pretending as if the world of Pokémon is 100% real. This being said, I will be including pkmn rp tags in each post that fits that description as a warning.

Friendly reminder that if you try to engage a plot with me or any kind of offscreen rp experience without at least discussing it with me first, then I will likely not respond. Even if you do approach me with something in mind, there is no guarantee I will engage. Also I tend not to interact or engage in any big events. They tend to become overwhelming for me and you’ll most likely never find me becoming a part of them. Please don’t send in asks regarding big events.

If you are looking to interact with my muse, and your muse is tied to some potentially triggering topics, I would prefer if you discussed potential interactions with me first. This is for my own comfort, so please keep this in mind.

Admin is an adult! If this makes you uncomfortable then move along.

This is an RP blog. This means I will be trying my best to roleplay as Gym Leader Grush with the information we have provided on him. I will be including several headcanons of mine regarding this character, though none of them are too drastic.

Please be aware that when I am talking as Grusha, he will often come off as blunt, sarcastic, and rude. If you are uncomfortable with this, it may be in your best interest to move along. If something ever comes off as rude/mean, it does not reflect how I actually feel and is just how I believe Grusha would react.

This blog is SFW, save for vaguely suggestive topics. Anything that is deemed as explicitly NSFW will be deleted on sight.

Another warning. This blog may often be involved in long RP threads. I won’t be using any programs to cut my long posts short. If this bothers you, I would recommend skipping this blog or blocking the tag “long post” or “rp thread”.

This version of Grusha I’m roleplaying is set after the events of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet as well all the DLC.

Also! I follow and like from @ripoff-robbie-rotten.

DNI: Proshippers, TERFS, and NSFW blogs))

[zirhlikuzgun]

January's classic experience: A classic saga of January's good-old adventures (prior to the Pokémon experience) - Part 54 = {Driving Ib and Ib - Part 54 🠊 The Triss team's sitcom show - Part 54 🠊 Parody adventures with Luffe and Sjanne - Part 54 🠊 The Angora guys by night - Part 54 🠊 Fritz and Poul (ft. Split) records their livestream commentary for "January and co.'s hero-brave sad-to-fab quest thru their hero-brave journey from sad to fab" - Part 54} ▶ [Mr. Müller's audio/video commentary for "January and co.'s hero-brave sad-to-fab quest thru their hero-brave journey from sad to fab"] January's hero-brave journey from sad to fab - Part 54 = [Mr. Schüster's audio commentary for "January and co.'s pre-historic quest"] January and co.'s pre-historic quest - Part 54 = January and co. gets hero-brave by getting it into the hero-brave action - Part 3: January and co. commences their hero-brave actions / January and co. resumes their quest / January and co. challenges their hero-brave, famous and fabulous efforts - Part 1: January and co. obtains their case of hero-braveness

And now, back to the show.

...

3975.3975.3975.January and co. earns a lot of money of playing "achievement unlocked" to upgrade their hero-braveness, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3976.3976.3976.January and co. earns a lot of money of obtaining hero-brave, fabulous medals, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3977.3977.3977.January and co. earns a lot of money of obtaining hero-brave, fabulous trophies, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3978.3978.3978.January and co. earns a lot of money of achieving hero-brave, fabulous hi-scores, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3979.3979.3979.January and co. earns a lot of money of mining some gold and platinum, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3980.3980.3980.January and co. earns a lot of money of mining some jewels and crystals, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3981.3981.3981.January and co. earns a lot of money of mining some treasures, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3982.3982.3982.January and co. earns a lot of money of doing some hero-brave, fabulous activities, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3983.3983.3983.January and co. earns a lot of money of boosting up some hero-brave combo, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3984.3984.3984.January and co. earns a lot of money of getting the high advantage of hero-braveness, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3985.3985.3985.January and co. earns a lot of money of winning the hero-brave, fabulous lottery, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous: Well then with that, January and co. are about to continue back to business

We're continuing where we had left off.

Wow! It is so hero-brave. It really gets so hero-brave, cause i'm really getting brave of being heroic. Well indeed, by the way, January and co. are luckily upgrading their hero-braveness, cause they're always turning out to be hero-brave, famous and fabulous. But anyway, we're ready to continue where we had left off, cause January and co. are about to resume their quest, so for now, they're about to get into an hero-brave act of hero-braveness. Well now, without further ado, January and co. are about to get back to business, cause they're about to keep moving forward, cause they will right now get ready for an hero-brave act of hero-braveness, so without further ado, let's get back to the regularly scheduled program.

And we'll continue on...

3986.3986.3986.January and co. teaches the basics to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3987.3987.3987.January and co. learns these simple rules to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3988.3988.3988.January and co. confirms their hero-brave option

3989.3989.3989.January and co. goes on a treasure hunt, thru making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3990.3990.3990.January and co. recovers the treasure, by upgrading their hero-braveness

3991.3991.3991.January and co. collects the money, by upgrading their hero-braveness

3992.3992.3992.January and co. orders some hero-brave, fabulous stuff

3993.3993.3993.January and co. accepts the offer to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3994.3994.3994.January and co. wins the hero-brave case

3995.3995.3995.January and co. plays soccer

3996.3996.3996.January and co. does some soccer tricks

3997.3997.3997.January and co. gets rich of playing soccer

3998.3998.3998.January and co. requires some assembly to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

3999.3999.3999.January and co. resolves the solution to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4000.4000.4000.January and co. reveals an hero-brave, fabulous style from sad to fab

4001.4001.4001.January and co. introduces their hero-brave experience

4002.4002.4002.January and co. buys a lot of money to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4003.4003.4003.January and co. earns a lot of money to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4004.4004.4004.January and co. upgrades their hero-braveness

4005.4005.4005.January and co. casts their hero-braveness

4006.4006.4006.January and co. trains their hero-brave, fabulous style to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4007.4007.4007.January and co. joins the fun of hero-braveness

4008.4008.4008.January and co. reports for a hero-brave duty

4009.4009.4009.January and co. does some hero-brave, fabulous stunts

4010.4010.4010.January and co. checks out some hero-brave, fabulous stunts

4011.4011.4011.January and co. trains some hero-brave, fabulous powers

4012.4012.4012.January and co. trains some hero-brave, fabulous moves

4013.4013.4013.January and co. trains some hero-brave, fabulous skills

4014.4014.4014.January and co. trains some hero-brave, fabulous stunts and tricks

4015.4015.4015.January and co. retreats a lot of money, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4016.4016.4016.January and co. repaints the color, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4017.4017.4017.January and co. does some hero-brave, fabulous gymnastics

4018.4018.4018.January and co. earns a lot of money of doing some hero-brave, fabulous gymnastics

4019.4019.4019.January and co. earns a lot of money of doing some hero-brave, fabulous fitness

4020.4020.4020.January and co. suggests to "keep moving forward", thru making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4021.4021.4021.January and co. declares their "great powers comes up with great responsibilities", thru making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4022.4022.4022.January and co. designs their hero-brave, fabulous friendship

4023.4023.4023.January and co. collects their friendship of hero-braveness

4024.4024.4024.January and co. befriends their hero-braveness

4025.4025.4025.January and co. upgrades their hero-brave, fabulous friendship

4026.4026.4026.January and co. trains their hero-brave, famous and fabulous stunts and tricks

4027.4027.4027.January and co. practices their hero-brave, famous and fabulous stunts and tricks

4028.4028.4028.January and co. exercises their hero-brave, famous and fabulous stunts and tricks

4029.4029.4029.January and co. makes it perfect of doing some hero-brave, famous and fabulous stunts and tricks

4030.4030.4030.January and co. revamps their hero-brave, famous and fabulous stamina

4031.4031.4031.January and co. revamps their hero-brave, famous and fabulous efforts

4032.4032.4032.January and co. revamps their hero-brave, famous and fabulous experience

4033.4033.4033.January and co. revamps their hero-brave, famous and fabulous power-ups

4034.4034.4034.January and co. collects a lot of money at a goldmine by earning a lot of money, thru making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4035.4035.4035.January and co. collects a lot of gold at a goldmine by earning a lot of money, thru making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4036.4036.4036.January and co. collects a lot of treasure at a goldmine by earning a lot of money, thru making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4037.4037.4037.January and co. collects a lot of diamonds and jewels at a goldmine by earning a lot of money, thru making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4038.4038.4038.January and co. gets an interview of how to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4039.4039.4039.January and co. plays an trivial quiz of how to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4040.4040.4040.January and co. contacts the superstar lawyer of how to become hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4041.4041.4041.January and co. engages the rescue squad by demonstrating how to become hero-brave, famous and fabuloua

4042.4042.4042.January and co. does some hero-brave, famous and fabulous style

4043.4043.4043.January and co. challenges their hero-brave, famous and fabulous action

4044.4044.4044.January and co. gets frenzy of being hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4045.4045.4045.January and co. levels-up their hero-brave, famous and fabulous style

4046.4046.4046.January and co. licks those crooks, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4047.4047.4047.January and co. catches those bullies, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4048.4048.4048.January and co. wipes out those bandits, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4049.4049.4049.January and co. knocks out those poachers, by making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4050.4050.4050.January and co. does some hero-brave, famous and fabulous stuff

4051.4051.4051.January and co. does some hero-brave, famous and fabulous activities

4052.4052.4052.January and co. does some hero-brave, famous and fabulous business of playing the arcade

4053.4053.4053.January and co. gets the Jackpot of making it hero-brave, famous and fabulous

4054.4054.4054.January and co. invents some hero-brave, famous and fabulous gadgets

4055.4055.4055.January and co. designs some hero-brave, famous and fabulous gadgets

4056.4056.4056.January and co. upgrades their hero-brave, famous and fabulous gadgets

...

We'll be right back after the break...

[3d-blocks]

Hey! I know I haven't been very active in a while, I haven't been very caught up on Hermitcraft and haven't played much Minecraft lately either. So I wanted to share something I have been consistent and active in

For at least the next year I'll be drawing a pokémon everyday (or trying to), I waited to share this because I wanted to actually be consistent with it before saying much about it lol

Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled program, hope you have a nice day!

Day 21: Spearow!

[somerandomwriter1234]

GMW Fanfic: Story Time with Farkle and Smackle Returns!

-Once upon a time, two young after school leaders attempted to tell a story to a group of children. The following is a written transcript of their attempt.

Hello everyone. For those that haven't gotten to know us yet, my name is Mr. Farkle. And apologies that we're breaking the norm of your regularly scheduled events you experience here.

But since Miss Maya is out today helping take care of her wife who is recovering in the hospital, we thought we'd do something different, yet super fun today. By the way, I'm Miss Smackle.

Yeah. So with fewer adult leaders at the program today, we thought we'd just keep you all entertained this afternoon with some good old fashioned story time.

With minor changes added into our classic stories as a means to appeal to our target demographic groups.

Smackle, we don't have demographic groups.

That's what the Ninja Wombats of Antarctica want you to think.

I… I don't even know how to react to that.

You can react by letting me make alterations to the story wherever I see fit.

Whatever. So today we're going to share with you all the story of the Three Little Pigs. Now, long ago there lived three little pigs who one day told their mother that they were ready to live on their own.

Hold on. How can the pigs talk?

It's a fairy tale Smackle. They just do.

But you said this story took place long ago. That infers this story took place in the past of our world. Can we say this story took place in an alternate universe?

Why would I want to bother with a detail like that?

Because if you don't, then many impressionable children here will start to believe that pigs have the ability to talk, and when they go visit a farm one day, they'll be very displeased to learn pigs don't talk, which will inspire those children to turn into mad scientists that start to do genetic engineering on pigs in an attempt to actually make them talk so that they can make their childhood dreams come true, but of course tinkering with the genetic code of pigs would only eventually inspire those aforementioned individuals to want to commit all sorts of other crimes against nature, which would eventually lead to a domino effect that would wipe away everything that exists on our planet including all traces of our culture except for the Statue of Liberty and a bunch of monkeys!

Okay. So this story takes place in an alternate universe where animals can talk.

Thank you for clarifying that.

Anyway… these three pigs wanted to live on their own. So they decided to all build their own houses. The first pig built his house out of straw. The second pig built his house out of sticks. The third pig built his house out of bricks.

Yes. And there's a reason why those first two pigs built their houses out of materials that aren't very good to build with.

Well, yeah Smackle. That's actually an important part of the story. I'm glad you pointed it out. Now the reason why the first two pigs made their houses out of straw and sticks was…

Was because they had fallen on hard economic times due the terrible state of the country they lived in.

What?

Yeah. I mean that's the real reason why they left their mother to live on their own in the first place. She couldn't afford to feed them anymore. If she could, they would've been living out of her basement until they were 45. So they unfortunately had no cash lying around. That's why the first two pigs had to build their houses out of cheap material. Now you may be wondering how the third pig was able to afford to make his house out of bricks. Well basically he won the lottery but didn't want to share his winnings with his family. The jerk!

All right. But the point is, the pigs were living in three different houses made of three different types of materials. But then one day, a Big Bad Wolf came to town. And he wanted to eat those three little pigs.

Because the only fast food place in town was Chick-Fil-A, and the wolf really was only craving bacon that day.

So the big bad wolf went to the house made of straw. He knocked on the first pig's door and said: Little pig, little pig, let me in.

And as the first pig stood scared and realized his life was soon to end, he began to flashback to when he first met Elsa the Snow Queen and their amazing adventure they had where he learned that when it comes to your fears, you just have to let it go, and should instead ask all of your friends if they wanna build a snowman.

Hold on. What are you doing?

Having a flashback moment. All the best modern stories have them now. Wait'll we get to the part where we discover the first little pig once had a trans-dimensional adventure where he finally discovered the secrets as to why 10 year olds in the Pokémon world never age!

Whatever. Let's just move on. So the pig of course tells the wolf that he can't come in. So the wolf says: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down. And with a large puff of wind the wolf made from his mouth, he blew the house over.

And of course, the second pig had been watching everything from afar this whole time and saw how that evil wolf senselessly ruined his brother's life. And that was when the second pig decided to dedicate his life to stopping crime.

What?

So by the time the wolf got to the second pig's house and said: Little pig, little pig, let me in, he heard the second pig say: Some little piggys go to market. Some little piggys go home. Some little piggys got roast beef. BUT THIS LITTLE PIGGY IS PACKIN! Then the pig opened the door to the house showing he was holding two HUGE laser guns. The pig pointed them at the wolf and then declared: My name is Inigo Pig Toya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die!

Smackle, what are you doing to this story!?

IMPROVING IT! So then the wolf laughed at his adversary and said: You believe a pig like you can defeat me? The pig smiled and replied: In the words of the cutest sitcom character ever – Michelle Tanner… YOU GOT IT DUDE!

But getting things back on track: the wolf simply huffed and puffed and blew the second pig and his house down. Then the wolf moved on to the third pig's house. And when he got there…

The third pig walked out of his house with two even larger laser guns, and then declared to the wolf… One shall stand. One shall fall. The wolf looked at the pig in hate as he replied: Why throw away your life so recklessly? The pig then simply said: That's a question you should ask yourself Big Bad Wolf.

Hold on! Smackle, what the heck is going on in this story now?

The greatest battle of the century! So the pig and the wolf fought with their laser guns and fists. Eventually they were near the edge of a cliff. Despite both being weakened, the wolf now had the upper hand as he looked at his pig opponent. As the wolf prepared for his final blow, he said: Grr. I would've waited an eternity for this. It's over little pig. Then the little pig put both of his fists together and yelled: NOT BY THE HAIRS ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN! And then with his last ounce of strength, the pig pushed the wolf off of the cliff. At last, the little pig had finally honored the memory of his fallen brothers. And that… is where our story ends.

Oh good. Well at least we can stop now before…

Until we get to the sequel where a giant transforming planet turns the Big Bad Wolf into a new villain known as Galva Wolf. But luckily a new hero known as Rodimus Piggy steps up and shows that he has the touch, and he has the power!

Okay. I'm not even doing anything anymore. I'm leaving.

Wait. Farkle. You're going home early? But what about your next story? I thought you were gonna tell the kids all about Sleeping Beauty.

Another time. Besides… it would probably just end with you explaining how the prince was secretly a Pikachu in disguise the whole time.

Wait. You knew that too? Awesome!

THE END

[cittavision]

The Hive Report: Special Edition

We interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you this special report.

More information under the cut.

Good evening, Hive City and welcome to yet another special edition of the Hive Report. I’m Isamu Kouda.

We break into your evening programming to inform you of new reports coming into our newsroom of new and foreign creatures appearing inside Hive City, similar to the incident that occurred several months ago. Our chief biology correspondent, Blair Wilson, filed this special report.

This is Blair Wilson, reporting live from District Iota.

As I stand here on the streets of the district, I can confirm a second migration is in place. Not unlike the wave of Pokémon we saw months earlier, a sudden influx of foreign entities has grabbed our attention. What has our investigative team startled is the aggressive nature of these creatures.

[ In fact, one of our cameramen is paralyzed for the time being. They appear to be breathing, but a cluster of sadistic red orbs has shown a liking to them. ]

There have been an unprecedented amount of injuries reported since this migration began, and monsters are quick to stake their claim over less frequented areas. Our team advises the public not to wander off path when unarmed or alone.

My guest, Pearl of the Crystal Gems, is here with advice for the you adventurous types.

BLAIR: “I see that you are well-prepared to defend yourself. Did you come here prepared for a fight?”

PEARL: “Why, of course! I’ve always prided myself on preparation, and nothing intimidates a monster quite like a seasoned warrior dashing gracefully through the streets with a spear. You see, I’ve learned in my year or so of living here that danger lurks around every corner, and so do people just waiting for their chance to take the gemstone embedded in my forehead! Or my life. …Well, they’re essentially the same thing…”

BLAIR: "Understandable… So, do you have any safety tips for less experienced explorers?“

PEARL: “Watch your heels! It’s very important to make sure you’re keeping an eye on your surroundings and not just staring straight ahead. That’s how you get stabbed through the back! I have some…ahem… personal experience with that…yes, well, anyways, you’ll also want to be sure you have a good weapon — nothing shoddy and wooden — and some prior knowledge on where you’ll be exploring—“

[A SHORT, PURPLE FIGURE APPEARS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA]

AMETHYST: “BRING SNACKS!”

[THE FIGURE IS PULLED ASIDE BY A CREW MEMBER]

PEARL: “Keep your voice down! That’s is a good point, however. Should you have an organic body that requires it, bring plenty of fuel! Just make sure it’s more nutritious than this… ‘popcorn’… Amethyst, why did you bring three family-sized bags?! No wonder we’ve been crinkling!”

As you can see, even the most experienced fighters are keen on preparation against foreign threats. Until more information emerges, I’m Blair Wilson with The Hive Report, signing off.

We thank Blair for that report. Officials have gone on record stating citizens should remain vigilant and be aware of their surroundings as they travel, as there have been reports of these creatures attacking bystanders unprovoked. Please rest assured that we will be working around the clock to keep you informed of the latest developments in this second Migration. We’ll now return you back to your normal programming.

Until then, this is Isamu Kouda, signing off. As always, remember: See the vision, be the vision, Cittavision.

[ub-zero]

I'M BACK!

((Oh boy! Kami-Con was a ton of fun! I met many great people and had a blast with Pokémon battles! (still kinda salty about the tournament being cancelled... Better luck next year I guess.) Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled programming!))