#anyway apologies to anyone who had to witness said crab ravings earlier today
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Been struck down with a migraine and nausea all day, and I'm not saying it's God's way of punishing me for starting my morning with a 3 reply long ramble about how Lestat might be able to fuck Crab Monster Armand (think mermaid but crab instead of fish), but I think this may be divine punishment for talking about Crabmand on a Sunday 🦀🦀🦀
#turns out fucking a crab monster is actually a lot more feasible than you'd expdct#anyway apologies to anyone who had to witness said crab ravings earlier today#I seem to have dealt myself psychic damage in the process
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