#anyway WE DID IT!!!!!!!! YIPPEEEEEEE

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 244

The End!!!! if u participated even for part of the month i am proud of yall, even if u didnt post them even if u didnt follow the prompts it was fun and i am glad. together we drew So Many Aradias

[sea-of-dust]

whahsbebshdd i’m rlly shy abt this and i saw the bedman hcs you wrote and i loved it so much it had my legs kicking and my hair twirling

requesting bedman x a really loving kinda clingy reader,,,,,,

Bedman x GN! Clingy! Loving! Reader

There's no summary it's general headcannons annons letting me be werid!!

N: YIPPEEEEEEE, dont be shy about future requests when open asks are welcomed! thank you for the request!

Warnings: spoilers for bedman during strive and xrd, and minor spoilers for bedmans? Story

He's not escaping you, like ever not like he wants to anyway. "I'm leaving!" "Not without me!" You rush toward the door "you're still in your pjs" "does it matter?" He sighs disappintedly, you could probably do a pushup for everytime he sighs and end up swole and then he'd sigh again

You blame him for being likeable for you being as loving as you are. His kisses even though they're just small taps on the cheek from him they always leave you wanting him to do it again. "Stop" "I'm not doing anything tho" "you're about to ask me if I want to let you brush my hair" "....no" "do it" "yay!" Atleast someone takes care of his physical appearance for em, he's getting free spa days without someone complaining over how much he nitpicks. "Under my nails have been a bit dirty too" "I'll get it" "and there might be a pimple near my leg" "I'll pop it" "dirt in my glasses aswell" you stop what you're doing just to stare it him blankly, even though his eyes were closed he could still feel you staring bullets. "What?" "Are they even prescription?"

He'd enjoy the times he got to appear in your dreams, he's awake able to talk...alot...but his voice is pretty it's not like he'll rant so hard he raps about the same topic twice "when we talk about survival of the fittest-" that was all u listened to before just hearing a mumble of his voice, him just going on and on with you nodding your head. Other than the long 12 page essay front to back that comes out of his mouth he can also be quite engaged in dreams, specifically yours. He'd 100% ask you the next dream you have with him in it. "So what did you dream about?" Your eyes widen before your face goes stone cold "a discount at the supermarket and me trying to make homemade ice cream sandwiches that ended up exploding" he pushes up his glasses "is that so?" "Yea" "because a little birdie told me you were dreaming of me" you giggle, foolish mistake infront of him of all people, you'd have to wipe that dream out of your brain before he gets it outta you

He'd act like he doesn't like how much physical affection, hed be all "love is feable it isn't going to last and most people that are motivated by it end up crying in someone's couch" but everytime you headed his warnings, he'd get a tad...pretty annoyed. "Am I disgusting to you?" "What?" "You haven't hugged me for an entire 6 minutes is there a bug on me?" "I thought you didn't like me being that way" "I do" for the first time you sigh disapointedly "Alright buddy" "so you're not even going to call me Romeo now" you somehow can feel him putting hands on his hips, expect him to be ranting in his dreams because he didn't ever expect you to call him anything other than Romeo and not hug him for 6 minutes. You've learned giving him a small kiss is usually enough for him to forgive you.

You're also the person behind how polished the bed is, with Romeo or not. "You've gotten a bit rusty" it gently squeezes your hand "I ment physically, I'll take it off I wonder if it'll hurt you like this" Delilah trusts you a bit with him not knowing the extent of your relationship. "Don't touch him too much" "you think he'll attack me?" "Maybe" you pat the beds hand "don't worry I can fix him" you feel both siblings give judgemental looks. "That's crazy I can hear your brother sighing and calling me a fool"

[sporesgalaxy]

had a dream that I was almost murdered by a butler

me and some family and some ppl who were strangers (to me, but i think friends of my grandparents) were all invited to like a fancy party at a mansion previously owned by distant relatives of some of the people I didn't know. We ended up trapped inside for a whole year and some of the guests began disappearing and were definitely dead. it turned out that the groundskeeper who invited us had been a butler to the original family that owned the place since he was like a child and he never had any other job and felt that they'd essentially robbed him of having his own life. so he murdered all of the original family and was now trying to I guess kill everyone related to them because he was unable to define himself in any way outside of his relationship to this family.

it was very tragic but also I ended up escaping because like. God I wish I could remember the stupid title this guy had. Ok first of all, on the first day we were there, this guy showed up. He was like...the door inspector or something stupid like that. This mansion had a very hsavy sliding front door instead of a normal hinged one, so when it was locked it was like impossible to break down. And I guess it needed annual inspection. So it's inspected the first day, then the butler locks it and we all have no escape because the windows are nonexistant or fake or something wow yippeeeeeee. A year passes and it's door inspection day again while the butler and a guest are mysteriously missing (he's definitely murdering them somewhere). The door inspector unlocks the fucking door, I happen to be at the entryway with one other guy (one of the people I'm not related to) and I Immediately stick my head out and tell the Door Inspector to "CALL 911. PEOPLE ARE DEAD CALL 911 NOW." Because I'm just very desperate for literally anyone to know what's happening in there. So he calls 911. Also there was no goodnplace to mention this but the door inspector has a little brown terrier with him both times. Not sure what that has to do with inspecting doors at all but he just does.

Anyways while he's ons the phone, I start trying to decide if I should just run for it to make sure help comes and risk murderbutler having my family as hostages, or if I should go try to get my family to leave with me and risk murderbutler locking the door again while I'm gone. Thankfully I wake up before I have to decide.

But then I fall back asleep and I'm dropped into the same dream where I did decide to just run out to make sure we get help and I'm trying to drive my stepdad's truck away with the rando guy who was with me. Batman villains are suddenly present for no reason just walking through the neighborhood and then I wake up for real.

[tsuki-sennin]

Geats~! 42 and 43! I slowly continue to get back on the ball. Things spiral ever quickly out of control. Shit's really hittin' the fan now.

Spoilers, I guess... though at this point, you know more about this than me.

-Festering parasites, Keiwa becoming truly ruthless, and a world

-Holy shit, not even an execution, this is a full-force beat down.

-Azuma...

-I think it's rather interesting that Keiwa's wish technically stays the same but his reasons for it have clearly radically changed.

-I wouldn't be surprised if Ryuga Sato's career blows up after this is all over the way Fumiya Takahashi's did.

-You're giving me absolutely

-J

-JITT????

-I thought Jitto was kinda dumb but like

-Jitt is a word the crappy (first) English localization of Azure Striker Gunvolt made up to substitute cussing.

-I can never take your ass seriously again, you steel rod wielding fuck

-Motherfucker's got a hitlist.

-Daichi's gone full Orteca.

-"It's all mine now~!"

-Oh thank god, Michinaga, you're here.

-Human memories, hoarded within the treasure room of his mind palace.

-Brain Tomatoes.

-And then there's this little demon.

-"Despair's a way better look for my oshi!"

-New Rider Forms, yippeeeeeee

-Premium Kekera! Premium Beroba!

-"...those are not Rider Forms."

-Frog Man's got hops.

-Oh shoot Command Form.

-Haven't seen that in a while.

-Y'know Buffa's kinda doing a lot better than expected.

-I mean it makes sense, Michinaga's a seasoned veteran and Beroba and Kekera did just get these forms.

-Azuma...

-"Oops. Oh well, not my problem."

-Yo there, Neon.

-Oh hi Ace. Nice of you to join us.

-"Dude, you're vibe is all off. Absolutely rancid."

-"It's called apotheosis, fox boy. Maybe if you just laid down, this'd be unnecessary."

-No justification, just an "eye for an eye".

-Hello, Samas. Guess you're enjoying your newfound promotion.

-Now comes the climax of the episode.

-A true battle of the dweebs.

-...that is nasty, even for a Reiwa Rider villain's standards.

-Now that I can compare them, the Premium Supporter forms look a lot like the

-Bujin Sword.

-They're bleaching her!

-OH?

-AN INSERT? AT A TIME LIKE THIS???

-Okay, sure!

Daichi: Kekera! What the fuck?! Help me, you piece of shit!" Kekera: You kidding!? This is exactly what I want!

-I'm convinced that if Kekera were real, he'd be the biggest Snyder-Verse dick rider.

-Daichi, I realize you're about to be as extinct as the trilobite you transformed into, but I don't think pointing fingers over things that you clearly planned meticulously is a good idea.

-"Yesssss! Kill!"

-Hello, Geats.

-Nooooo, not Negaiiiii

-Little Bro Ace... Big Sis Tsumuri...

-Oh

-She broke out!

-Somehow!

-...I won't lie though, she kills in that white hair look.

-Jitty don't play nice.

-Congratulations, Keiwa Sakurai! You brought back everybody who ever lost their lives to the Desire Grand Prix! Are you proud of yourself?

-Oh, new head molds?

-G

-Gya-Go???

-Oh man, Old Man Kousei's apparently done being a deadbeat jerkoff.

-The World of Keiwa Sakurai.

-"This is different."

-Good job! The DGP gave you exactly what you wanted! And as a cool bonus, they gave you new friends~!

-Oh Christ, a wild hog!

-For the record, in the United States we have a massive problem with invasive hog species that results in a lot of destruction of wildlife and (often) human casualty.

-"GEATS WHAT THE FUCK?"

-"Don't look at me, man! Tycoon was the one who made the wish! ...terribly!"

-I swear if Geats IX struggles against Mr. Warthog, I'm gonna shit.

-What's his name, anyway?

-"GEATS?! OH MAN!"

-Head?

-Honestly Keiwa you have nobody but yourself to blame for this one.

-"They're all dead! Again!"

-Kirito... Kirito???

-Damn, he grew up to be a real bastard.

-Guess all that digital.

-"Bad End, kid. Game over. Thanks to you, ratings have spiked thanks to our sadist fans."

-"...this isn't the kind of jailbreak I wanted."

-NEON

-Yeah, that fire extinguisher works.

-OHHHHHHHHH THAT'S AKARI'S KIDNAPPER

-He was a DGP player too?

-Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess.

-Neon...

-You are far too good for us.

-Hello, Keiwa-kun.

-"I"m going to kill every last one of you."

-Not even a second.

-"That's my boy."

-The shogun now has his army.

-Instant green.

-...is this a game mechanic?

-"Goddessfication" sounds like an absolutely horrifying

-Sunk cost fallacy is a hell of a drug.

-"I need to fix this."

-You're pitiable, old man.

-"Good job, idiot." Michinaga's never gonna let any fan of Daichi's quiz show success live this down.

-It all amounted to absolutely nothing, huh Daichi?

-Guess this guy just had nothing better to do with his life than ruin someone else's.

-Irumi and Kousei, as cruel and selfish they were miserable.

-It's like a fuckin' Greek tragedy.

-What a terrible realization to never have until too late.

-Neon's just 100% done with all this. At this point what, if anything, would make her hate Beroba any more?

-Once upon a time, Kousei Kurama met a fox on the bridge.

-Is that Kirito's snout? Are we reusing suit parts mid episode now?

-Oh, that's... that's new.

-"I want to play your game. There's a mistake I can't even begin to make up for without your help."

-Time Fire!

-Fantasy!

-...that's Brave's Fantasy Gamer armor.

-Nice repaint at least, I like the blue and gold.

-Oh!

-He's a wizard.

-A mountain lion wizard.

-"It's rude to open fire on the show, you know."

-NA-GO RETURNS LET'S GO

-I'm constantly flip-flopping on how much I like Geats, but right now it's in the "Yeah, this is epic" zone. Might change, might not, who knows?

[lisamccrack]

A not so happy birthday 🎈

It was supposed to be the best present I ever did have. I had been dreaming about it for weeks. It's going to be the miracle I need to sleep. My Gran was dying. The palliative care box arrived and I knew that inside there would be a little bottle of morphine. What has life become, when instead of thinking of going to say goodbye to the world's best granny, all you can think about is stealing whatever stash she had got instead! Sadly, my granny died on Thursday 10th August. Poor soul. She was 90, and had struggled with alzheimers for years. It's bitter sweet. Before she went to the magic in the sky, my auntie had said to her "When you get there, make sure you get Lisa sorted". Amazing. I hadn't even thought of trying that. You do all these crazy things when times get desperate. Anyway, it was half 7 when I got the call. Now bearing in mind macmillan usually close their doors by 5pm, I'm taking it that my granny did have words when she got there! I was getting my very own morphine. An entire bottle, all for me. Yippeeeeeee. What a birthday gift. Nothing can top this. I'll be pain free in no time. My mum collected it the next day, my birthday. 29 years young. Start with 2.5ml they said. Then if you feel you need more, you can take 5ml. Fast forward 3 days, and I am knocking back 10ml. Unknown to macmillan of course. What? They don't work weekends. AND I'm still taking paracetamol inbetween. Who ever heard of morphine, that lasts two shitty hours. It's pishwater, a dud. Surely this can't be right. I get better relief from the pills I take. I have tried to force some upon every visitor to see if it has any effect on them, or if I have become immune. I was supposed to be on a pill ban for the weekend, to allow my kidneys and liver a break from the over use. But. I just cannot. Without them, I cannot function. There is no Lisa. I am back on 24 hour hotwater bottle too. Which isn't always ideal when you've become a bit of a night sweater! Hot water bottle on stomach, fan on face. Morphine also brings with it a little friend. One that makes it less than pleasant to go for a poo! 🙈 It's a good job Lee was nightshift. As I spent the entire night rolling around my bed willing the need 'to go'. I've had enough! Its 3am, and I'm tired. 2 laxatives down the hatch, and I'm on Google. "Exercises to encourage bowel movements". The next two hours are spent prancing round my bedroom following Dr Gs advice, and inventing my own yoga moves. No such luck. It's 5am now. Lee will be finished at 6 and I haven't slept. Right then, 2 pain killers will sort it out and then some shut eye. See what tomorrow brings... Morning did bring me some relief, even if it was a struggle. I will take all the credit for that. It was my 2 hours of self help in the night. I still haven't got dressed. I've actually lost count of how many days it's been. I think today marks the start of week 5! Wow. I really am living like a hobo. I've even gone back to not brushing my hair. Don't judge me! The last time I left the house for something other than to go to hospital was the last day that I actually managed to go to work. Hmm. When you think of it like that, it has been a real drag. I am pushing 7stone 2lbs. So I have my trusty 300 calorie 40sips juice to keep fattening me up. And, I am under 24 hour surveillance between Lee and my mum. They are issuing meals and snacks in micro portions throughout the day for me, and it has been great having my mum here for food. She makes a far better meal than Lee, sorry Lee. I have a catch up with my nurse today. I suppose she just needs to check that I am still alive after my weekend consumption of morphine. She should also have a date for me to see a surgeon! Then we can finally start looking at a long term fix for the disaster that is my intestines. I'm also due to have a check up with Mr seffrey, the gynae surgeon. So fingers crossed all is still behaving in that department. It has to be. We've had all the bad lucks now, there cannot be anymore 🤞🤔