#anyway I'm normal about fictional characters
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There's this trend of a specific form of criticism with Helluva Boss that consists of looking at Stolas with googoo eyes, he is precious cinnamon bun who can do no wrong, and then turning and glaring at Blitzø, who is evil, terrible no-gooder because he HURTS baby Stolas! And no one else is saying it, so I'm gonna.
I think those types of criticisms are (not always, but often) coming from people who are extremely similar to Blitzø.
Think about what it would be like if Blitzø watched Helluva Boss. (But it was an alternate universe or something so he had enough distance to view them as fictional characters rather than someone prying way too much into his life.) He would be immediately smitten with Stolas. And he would see context that he wouldn't have normally seen from a first-person perspective. Meanwhile, he would see all of his worst traits on full display and see exactly how they hurt the person he loves.
And Blitzø doesn't love himself. So of course he would be sitting there screaming at this stupid fuckwad who is NOTHING compared to the BEAUTIFUL PRINCEyou are FUMBLING, you goddamn ASSHOLE. We all know he already has an extremely harsh inner critic, right? Like, we all know that there's nothing an anti-Blitzø critic out there can say that Blitzø hasn't already told himself a million times, right?
I've just noticed a tendency that when people are hyper critical, it's usually because it's something that they can never let up on in their own head, something that they feel they have to constantly scream at themselves to force themself into being a "better person." And the thing is, when you're used to yelling any time you see that behavior... yeah, you're going to be absolutely brutal to characters (or people in your life) with those same tendencies.
Anyway, yeah. I think a lot of the people who are really hard on Blitzø hate him because they hate those same traits in themselves.
#every time I watch danny i'm just like okay blitz#helluva boss#blitzø#helluva boss blitz#helluva blitz
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The rumour comes out: Does Larry Johnson Is Trans?
Happy (early!) TDOV, everyone :)
#batty draws#killing him with my teeth#he's so cool and I'm so normal about him#I'm not even like. this isn't a crush I want to eat him to absorb his essence#anyway I'm normal about fictional characters#sally face#sally face larry#tdov#trans larry#larry johnson#sally face fanart#fan art#fanart#larry sally face#trans day of visibility#trans fanart#trans
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every time someone mischaracterises jay ferin as the therapist friend a fairy loses its wings btw. put some respect on her emotionally-constipated ass.
#there's a whole ongoing bit where she either a. forces chip to do feelings talks for her or b. says the most awkward shit ever#like someone opens up to her she's like “wow that was a lot. anyway.”#jay “well i'm just a girl so” ferin. jay the answer is gun ferin.#i get this is a common issue with fandom treatment of female characters but COME THE FUCK ON. IT'S A CANON CHARACTER TRAIT.#and it adds so much depth to the times she DOES try to help or comfort people like in 81/82 where she goes up to chip about gill like#“i'm kind of shit at this emotional stuff but i'm going to do my best for you damnit”. AND SHE FUCKING TRIES. BECAUSE SHE LOVES THEM.#also her getting tipsy and spewing the most insane shit and going teehee ^_^ was that awkward sorry ^_^ and falling over. so fucking funny.#jay ferin#jrwi#im so normal about these fictional characters <- lie#i talk about this all the time in my dms im finally making a post about it I CANT STAND IT ANYMOREE
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Genesis 4:1-5, translated by S. R. Driver, from The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Prologue - Maester Cressen
Emanuel Krescenc Liška – Cain (1885)
Claus Westermann, Genesis : a commentary, 1984
Arthur Segal - Kain und Abel (1918)
A Clash of Kings, Prologue - Maester Cressen
Natalie Diaz, A Brother Named Gethsemane, from When My Brother Was an Aztec
Lovis Corinth - Kain (1917)
Genesis 4:6-9, translated by S. R. Driver, from The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 33 - Catelyn IV
Odilion Redon - Cain and Abel (1886)
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 33 - Catelyn IV
Genesis 4:9-14, translated by S. R. Driver, from The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 31 - Catelyn III
St. Omer, Benedictine Abbey of St. Bertin; c. 1190-1200
A Storm of Swords, Chapter 36 - Davos V
S.R. Driver, The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 42 - Davos II
Lazzaro Pisani - Death of Abel (1885)
S.R. Driver, The Book of Genesis, 1905
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 42 - Davos II
A Clash of Kings, Chapter 42 - Davos II
Cain and Abel - City of Zeven - 2015 (source)
Genesis 4:14-16, translated by S. R. Driver, from The Book of Genesis, 1905
#stannis baratheon#renly baratheon#house baratheon#he was my brother and i killed him#asoiaf#web weaving#valyrianscrolls#mine#fun fact i had to go to my uni library to find When My Brother Was an Aztec to get this quote. It's a lovely poem you should all read it#there is a longer section that fits the characters but it feels a little iffy taking something that is clearly personal#and apply it to fictional characters. like it has racial motifs that i don't feel comfortable saying 'oh exactly like my little characters#written by a white man!' yk?#anyway! i'm actually proud of this#i'm so normal about these biblical siblings < lying#i've said it before but this was baby's first horror story. i was obsessed with them as a kid
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the hardest thing about writing fanfic is that there's just no way to justify how much time i spend on it to anyone i know irl
#it's so hard to find the way to say 'i can't be excited about this fun social event because it's killing me to be parted by my google doc#full of adventures for other people's fictional characters!'#'this is writing that will never make me any money but i'm spending my time on it anyway.'#cringe!!!!!!!!#god. such a weird hobby to offline normals. but one i've borne nobly and ostracized everybody with these past 20+ years.#dollsome's deep thoughts
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Ellis Mayfield is giving you a Thumbs Up!
#blind man's bluff#ladyredms#l4d2#i'm sooooo normal about him AAARGHHH#i can't start typing about why i love him so much or else this post will be 98% tags LMAO#he's just so strong and empathetic and kind and ooooh my god thinking about pre-gay realization ellis KILLS ME bc i can relate so hard#i also thought “hmm i'm just not sex/intimacy crazy like the other girls. and movies totally exaggerate romantic love its not that deep.”#and then realizing you DO like those things but just not in a straight way#anyways to keep it short i've never wanted to hug a fictional character so hard before LMAOO#i actually don't know why i doodled him like this i just did it without thinking
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i'm obsessed with the ORAS character design sheets that were discovered in the Teraleak
SPECIFICALLY this image of the TEENIEST TINIEST SILLIEST little roxanne you have ever seen in your life.
literally just a mipy. a little blorbo. bouncing her around in my head like a tennis ball in a gymnasium
#pokemon#pokemon oras#omega ruby#alpha sapphire#gen 3#gym leader roxanne#pokemon roxanne#roxanne pokemon#pokémon#yeah i did the accent one too what are you gonna do#anyway yeah i'm ok i'm normal about fictional characters#grabbing her like a squeaky toy and squeezing as hard as i can
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There are SO many cool interactions and lore things we can look forward to now that Rubius says he'll come back to QSMP (not only as an angel / demon, but potentially as a human too!), but that little detail reminded me of something:
Even though q!Vegetta and q!Rubius were mutually interested in each other wayyyy back in the beginning of the series, as an Angel / Demon, Rubius said he can't have relationships with humans because it's against the rules.
But a bit ago on stream, Rubius said that he's thinking about having a "human" side so he can build and do more things on the server as a regular player. I'm excited because this means he can have more casual interactions with people and we can see him interacting with his friends more (and he can experience The Horrors), but also...
I think we're in for some very interesting drama in the next few weeks.*
* ( Assuming Rubius doesn't get harassed off the server by toxic shippers and weird fans of the Eggs again. Please be nice to Rubius and welcome him back kindly, he's a very cool guy and his character is SO interesting )
#Full disclosure: shipping stuff always comes second (or dead last) to fun random interactions and dumb bits between friends#I'm more excited about Rubius coming back PERIOD#but u know. the potential for some Rubegetta crumbs or full-course meals is a fun little bonus for yours truly#i talk#qsmp talk#Anyways like I said#god forbid I see anyone being freaks about Rubius again because it'll be ON SIGHT#''But FooIi//getta is-'' I Simply Do Not Care#I don't care about fictional ships I want Rubius to interact with his friends on the server without fans being freaks about it#(I'd like to reiterate I have nothing against that ship I'm just very tired of seeing people being weird to Rubius because of it)#(because they think he ''gets in the way'' or whatever)#I will say that's one massive advantage Karmaland had over QSMP#characters could flirt or make out or bang or whatever and fans would just laugh it off because It Wasn't That Deep (usually)#I think a lot of the younger fans (...and many English fans...) need to adopt this mindset#I'm looking forward to seeing how Vegetta handles it though because knowing him... it'll be very interesting...#<-- I say this knowing full well they're just going to be their normal idiot selves and I'm so glad about it#I miss seeing Vegetta and Rubius interacting they're so funny together and they have a beautiful friendship#I do have my head in my hands listening to them talk sometimes though LMAO
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feeling inordinately soft at the realisation that at the end of the Father Brown cult ep (really not my favourite), when sid and susie say they've heard that mrs mccarthy stole her strawberry scone recipe and mrs m (quite fairly) takes their scones back and has to chase sid off-screen for his, father brown quietly offers his one to susie.
context is that susie is officially hired by them to clean the presbytery and she has a rough time in this ep, and father brown generally takes any and every opportunity to have sweet things (good for him dot png.)
inordinately soft about it
#this is in fact a necessary moment of loving playfulness after a rather grim ep so I appreciate it#father brown#iroh-coded he's iroh-coded. I'm so normal about this#I was about to say he's less dippy than iroh#but given the ''oops I just took drugs via a cake left out for scandalous guests in a scandalous house. for the second time'' incident#well. bless him.#going from s11 to s1 is weird because I actually have no clue if s11 brenda is hired by them or not#and while I'm Very glad we're not constantly reminded she's a servant it's jarring going back to this#where we are in fact frequently reminded that s1 susie is a servant#mrs mccarthy be nicer challenge#I get that she fulfills a specific role in the story and sort of balances out father brown so it doesn't feel totally improbable but still#anyway. yes I am in fact fine (no I am not) just pausing to have feelings about tiny acts of kindness by fictional characters.#falderal speaks
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gonna be entirely honest the ten shitmillion 'can't believe they abandoned adding queerness to alicent because she has sex with a man' takes accompanied by all the screaming and crying and throwing up absolutely REEK of biphobia, and that's not a good look for y'all during pride
#personal#hotd spoilers#there's like a ton of threads about how it's okay to still headcanon alicent as wlw even tho she's 'obviously not' now if the leaks are tru#(and also like a ton of 'support' threads about it i'm gonna be honest hotd fandom needs to fucking GO OUTSIDE)#(support threads there are actual for real gay women that exist in real life you do not need 'support' over a fictional character grow up)#but also like she could still be canon wlw because you know bisexual women exist#and experience issues surrounding comphet and repression and the complication of sexuality and religion#which i KNOW for a fact because guess who's a bisexual woman who's had those issues? me!#anyway once again as a multishipper who also follows 'bi until explicitly shown otherwise one way or another' for everything under the sun#it falls to me to be the voice of reason as seemingly the only one on the internet with a fully formed brain who is normal#and apparently not massively biphobic
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I'm actually going to gnaw my own hand off.
#FICTIONAL BLONDE MAN HAS ME IN A VICE GRIP I AM NOT OKAY#THIS IS NOT ENJOYMENT THIS IS MY BRAIN GOING ASUHDNJHGJSHMAIKJDGMDKJMAKSDFKMLJSMGKJKJSMLKJSDHGKMJSHFLKADDKSGJMLSKJGSKHLGJM#like I am going to eat my own LIMBS he is giving me MENTAL ILLNESS I DIDNT KNOW I HAD IN ME#I AM CAPTIVATED BY HIS SWAGLESS LOOKS AND CRINGEFAIL PERSONALITY HE IS EATING MY BRAIN#he is going to give me HEART PALPITATIONS.#I need to kill him. violently. but also give him a hug. but first kill him violently.#hE'S JUST LIKE ME FR AND IT IS TELLING ME THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW#I've never wanted to strange someone so badly before and that's saying a lot.#LIKE I LOVE HIM. BUT I ALSO DESPISE HIM WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING I NEED HIM TO BE DEAD.#BUT I LOVE HIM I need him to get cuddles :(#but also I need to stab him repeatedly.#I need him and his boyfriend to be happy but I also need them to kill each other.#WHEN IM PLAYING WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIKE FUCKED UP BARBIES I DIDNT THINK THEYD START FIGHTING BACK#if any of my irl friends see this I promise I'm so stable and I'm so normal and I'll shut up about him. but like only irl.#I HAVE NOT HAD BRAINROT THIS BAD SINCE I FIRST DISCOVERED FSA AND LOZ.#this might be WORSE. THIS FEELS WORSE.#this might force me to WRITE AGAIN.#hhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#IM GOING TO BITE SOMETHING. HARD.#really glad I stalled on getting into this fandom for three years I don't think I could've handled the level of ALL CONSUMING DISEASE#that this man has inflicted upon me.#ahem#anyways#raven rambles
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"spar.kle is fictional who cares" I have seen people praising her for her racist anti-romani comments what the fuck kind of world do you live in
#➳ the fool speaks#fuuuck man i don't think fiction and reality will influence each other 1=1 but characters being weirdos or bigots and it not being#criticized for it makes those kinds of people who Very Much Already Exist IRL think they're in the fucking right. they aren't.#i don't think someone getting spar.kle in hsr is going to turn them into a fucking racist but her being Like That and looking cute#and being playable and not getting called the fuck out in game makes people who ARE racists have a cutesy girl to idolize and support and#use as a way to say shit without getting in trouble because ''ermmm I'm not the one who wrote her!! i just think she's really funny!! she's#not real anyways why are you mad!!''#like my god shut UP#again like. pulling for her or thinking she's cute doesn't mean you want all roma dead. that. that isn't how that works#but if you think of hoyo's writing of her is good and funny and not problematic at all I'd LOVE to know what you think about#how real life roma r treated to this day. like genuinely let's have a little chat. I'm sure you have normal not-racist opinions#and do not use the g slur and do not defend it and tootally don't view roma just as all the bad stereotypes right !!!!#*ok actually pulling for her kinda. shows support to hoyo for whatever weird ass decision someone on their team made#to go ''ah yes let's add racism but make it a cute girl and make it 'funny' this'll get us so much money''#and if you spent on her banner. look idk what to say. shame? yeah shame. hoyo in general is not a company that deserves your money there#are better things to spend your cash on. like literally look at how they treated sum.eru and they made the guy inspired by roma WHITE ???#generally. not something I would advise spending on. but like ok especially on the racist character y'know#anyways.
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Genuinely one of the things I miss most about my ex is that we had the exact same opinions on fictional relationships. Now I have to try desperately to explain to all my friends who like healthy chill relationships why I'm so obsessed with these two deeply traumatized motherfuckers who have done horrible things to each other and I feel like I sound like a crazy person
#dylan says things#specifically this is about spike/buffy and logan/veronica#like yes i understand that this is not a relationship that would be good or healthy to have in real life.#but also aren't you bored? dont you want to watch two deeply fucked up people who love each other so so much?#this applies more to spuffy than lo/ve#but like. girl do you think I'm watching the vampire show to see these characters have normal healthy relationships?#i'm watching the vampire show to see sexy supernatural beings fuck nasty and be insane about each other and try so desperately to be better#anyways. im in a weird mood today and i have many thoughts about these two relationships and I wish I had someone I could talk to about the#without feeling like I have to justify liking an unhealthy fictional relationship
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I luckily haven't been subjected to this brand of fan with my own eyes in a while, but it's hilarious to me how many IDW Megatron fans there are that hate the shit out of IDW Optimus (or any Megatron/Optimus in general) especially when they themselves are MegOP shippers. Like they'll be like "errrrmmmm Optimus is a cop fuck him he's literally evil" babe your fave is a literal dictator and a colonizer who didn't even treat his own Decepticons respectfully but IDW OP being a cop is so unforgivable? Or are we selectively applying the standard of "this is bad IRL therefore any fictional character who is X is also bad"? Megatron said he was sorry and regrets what he did but I guess you didn't read the parts where Optimus was also sorry/had regrets for what he did so that means it doesn't exist?
That or they do some crazy ass mental gymnastics to be all like "oh uh ermmm Optimus is evil because he said something mean to someone and punched them [casually fails to mention or explain the context at all]" but then with Megatron they'll turn around and be like "here's how Megatron colonizing planets was actually just him doing what needed to be done to ensure the survival of his race, also when Megatron becomes an Autobot here's how the people on the Lost Light are actually oppressing him for telling him to stop being a fucking asshole" [paraphrased versions of takes I have seen with my literal own eyes]. Like idk I feel like it's only-reads-MTMTE syndrome striking again or something? People probably don't read enough about Optimus to know the context of what he did AND they're laboring under the MTMTE illusion that Megatron was only kind of a bastard but was really good at heart, so in combination they just decide to be absolutely unhinged and say shit that isn't remotely true? Idk
Like damn you people are weak and your takes are trash. If you're gonna defend or hate a character at least do so based on accurate information from canon instead of making up weak bullshit on how Optimus sneezing on someone by accident makes the Autobots evil incarnate and how Megatron doing unspeakable crimes was just a little oopsie/him doing what had to be done. Couldn't be me.
#squiggposting#negativity#i'm aware that i'm being an asshole but ive also had this conversation many times in private#with people pointing out this shit still happens lmao#like if youre normal about the fictional war criminals even if you dislike OP that's fine#this post is about people who. dont know what theyre talking about and make unfortunate justificstions#for their shitty opinions#i guess if this offends them i dont want them on my blog anyways lol#some ppl are just like truly unable to cope with the fact that they like an evil asshole#and they have to be like HERES HOW MY EVIL ASSHOLE WAS ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY THE NARRATIVE TRIED TO SLANDER#if any other character is complex or morally gray or an asshole its fine#but everything bad about your precious megsy is wrong#and everything thats even a pinch of OP's fault makes him scum of the earth#again i see this even with ppl who ship MOP and i'm like. why are you even here#you hate OP so bad and think hes an idiot and want him to grovel for M's forgiveness#why do you even ship MOP. that's not MOP that's just you using#OP as an accessory who you barely care about to ship with your actual fave M
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reading oofuri together with my friend, and it’s SUCH A HAPPY EXPERIENCE. i’ve read most of the manga, but my friend is completely new to it, AND IT’S A BLAST.
also: the Tajima-Mihashi and Abe-Mihashi dynamics. Just. IT’S SO AMAZING TO SEE EVERY TIME.
Tajima, who has no trouble understanding Mihashi, LITERALLY THE TEAM’S MIHASHI TRANSLATOR, TajiMiha literally sharing a braincell LIKE 95% OF THE TIME, them being EQUALS AND RESPECTING EACH OTHER AND ONE ANOTHER’S ABILITIES, but not yet a fully working battery, they are fresh as a newborn fawn.
AND IN CONTRAST, Abe fckin Takaya, who WORKS SO HARD TO JUST GET IN THE SAME PAGE WITH MIHASHI, CONSTANTLY WORKING ON HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH MIHASHI, soing everything in HIS POWER TO MAKE MIHASHI GAIN SOME SELF-CONFIDENCE but in such a way that it constantly relies on Abe, the imbalance THERE, YET SUCH A WELL-WORKING BATTERY, OILED AND PRACTICED-
I’M FCKIN FERAL *GNAWS ON LAPTOP LIKE AN ANIMAL*
#la junk talks#ookiku furikabutte#oofuri posting#THE FCKIN PARALLEL BETWEEN ABE-TAJIMA I'm sCREAMING#I FCKIN LOVE OOFURI YOU DON'T GET IT#IT'S ONE OF THOSE STORIES THAT GOT INTEGRATED INTO MY VERY EXISTENCE AND MADE A HOME FOR ITSELF IN THE DEEPEST PARTS OF MY HEART AND CORE#and i haveN'T EVEN MENTIONED HANAI YET DON'T GET ME STARTED ON FCKIN HANAI AZUSA I'M!!!! SCREAMING!!!#I KNOW I TEND TO SCREAM ABOUT DETCO HERE MOSTLY BUT believe me inside so many fandoms are ripping at my soul you have no idea#me being Absolutely Normal About Fictional Characters#right it was never a thing and it's never going to be a thing#literally the moment i get attached to a character I Lose My Chill and have no idea how to be Casual Tm#anyways DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND READ/WATCH OOFURI IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL
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not taking responsibility for the person I inevitably become when a sad blond boi shows up on the horizon
#I've only had grayson hawthorne for a week but if anything happened to him--#LOOK he's the draco mafoy the jace wayland the adrien agreste depending on the angle you're looking at him of this series#he IS the tragic backstory and the punching bag for the narrative#am I planning a whole original novel for him in which he finally doesn't want to die and someone chooses him once in his fucking life?#MAYBE#you wouldn't know unless you're Jolly who got about 50 messages about this at 3 am for which I wish her a very sorry#anyway. if I'm only keeping one character of a franchise. I think that qualifies as original fiction. that's how that should go.#oh. I almost forgot to add hunter noceda to the mix.#you can see now how normal I am about this whole thing#and how I definitely 100% don't have a very embarrasingly predictable type of fictional man#god is this an I can fix him thing if I want them to fix themselves but find love while doing it#anyway. finished#the inheritance games#and this only opens 47 fics for me on ao3 which is a goddamn shame#miaing
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