#anyway I have thoughts but little energy to articulate them Lmaoo

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Something I love is that Chuuya is so much like a cat but he’s a dog person and Dazai hates dogs but he’s so much like one himself.

[dashiellrobert-parr-blog]

Summary: All about my only sonnnnn :DDD He was actually the quickest one to do!!!!! I honestly didn’t think that I had him that fleshed out at all, but I guess I did haha I love him!!!! <333 

Trigger Warnings: None

ORIGINS & FAMILY:

Name: Dashiell Robert Parr

Nickname: Dash!!!! The only name he gives everybody. He’s in denial that Dashiell is like his actual real name haha

Reason for name: Hahahaha so Dash was a slip and slide delivery, like he came out super quick looooool Because of that, his dad came up with the genius idea of naming his son “Dash,” but Helen thought it was too simple and the pair came up with Dashiell. So there you have it folksss 

Birthday: July 27th, 1999

Age: My little baby is going to be eighteen tomorrowwww!!!! 

Gender: Male

Place of birth: New York City, New York (specifically Brooklyn)

Places lived since: Gawdd this kid has moved EVERYWHERE. His family has like basically been all over the United states until they finally settled down in Swynlake, which is where Dash is currently. 

Parents’ names, backgrounds, occupations: Robert and Helen Parr. Both were famous ex superheroes back in their days: Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl. It was how they met actually, got stuck in a mission together and they hit it off ever since. Right now, however, Helen is a stay at home mom and Robert works in insurance at Interpride. 

Number of siblings: Two that he truly believes is far more than enough. Violet Parr, the oldest and Jack-Jack Parr, the youngest.

Relationship with family (close? estranged?): For as much as Dash is a total shit head to his family, he really does love them a lot!!! He’d do anything for them, especially for his siblings. He will also make it his life mission to be the most annoying ass-hole brother Violet and Jack-Jack could ever have :DD

Happiest memory: That would be the very first day Dash realized he had the ability of speed!! He had ran so fast around the house that unfortunately he didn’t know how to stop and ended up crashing himself against a wall. That lead to a hospital visit shortly after, butttttt it’s still his happiest memory!!!

Childhood trauma: Aside from moving so damn much in his life time, not being able to make long lasting friends or anything because of the moving, having to hide his magic, which is essentially a HUGE part of who Dash is, and not being able to really get into any sports because of having to hide said magic... Dash really didn’t have any childhood trauma. 

Children of his/her own?: None, he’s still a baby!!!!! 

If so, relationship with their mother/father?: N/A

Age he/she gave birth/became a father: N/A

PHYSICAL

Height: 6’ 0”

Weight: 165 lbs

Build: Pretty built, but not like overly crazy built where it’s boarder line unattractive haha

Nationality: American

Disabilities (physical or mental, including mental illnesses): None. I’m sure people would believe that he’s ADHD, but that’s his magic.

Complexion (freckles, acne, skin tone, birth marks): Dash has had acne in his past because you know he’s a teen going through pubertttyyy, but other then that his skin is pretty healthy. 

Distinguishing facial features: Ummmmmm his hair??? He has pretty awesome blonde hair if he does say so himself xD

Hair color: Blonde

Usual hair style: Down haha. Dash doesn’t do his hair beside like pass a hand over it when he wakes up so that it doesn’t look like complete crazy ass bed hair 

Eye color: Dark Brown

Glasses? Contacts?: None

Style of dress/typical outfit(s): Jeans. A huge fan of dark jeans and black ones. For the most part they tend to be ripped and sorta baggy he isn’t into the form fitting style. Sneakers of choice are converse, unless he’s at practice for one of his many sports. T-shirts again he does like his dark colors when it comes to those, but isn’t oppose to white t-shirts. He does like jacketssss so you’ll see those on him often and definitely sweat-shirts!!!!  He owns a ton shit of hoodies. 

Typical style of shoes: Converse!!!!! He likes Vans too. When he’s at practice or at games he usually wears Nikes. He’s just a sneaker boy. 

Health (is this person usually sick? or very resilient?): Very resilient. Dash has a fast metabolism as well as a high stamina and so forth so it’s kind of hard for him to really get sick. Plus, he’s healthy in that he’s super active so he definitely gets his exercise in. 

Grooming (does she/he wear makeup? shower daily? wear only clean clothes? pluck her eyebrows?): Dash is a teen boy! He showers once a day because like who doesn’t? And he does shower after practice and any games. No, he doesn’t wear make-up. If the laundry got done then yeaaahhh he wears clean clothes lmaoo

Jewelry? Tattoos? Piercings?: No piercings, but oh man does he looovveeee tattoos!!!! He got all the ones he has all behind his mother’s back so of course he has been grounded for every single one of them. He has a g-clef that connects into a the symbol for a pulse on his chest where his heart is. He has a sick ass skull on the back of his shoulder, right side. A celtic design on his left forearm, not overtly huge, but it does cover a good portion of it. He would definitely love more!!!! 

Accent?: None.

Unique mannerisms/physical habits (bites nails, talks with hands, taps feet when restless): Dash has restless leg syndrome so when he sits his leg constantly shakes hahaha. He has trouble staying still in general. He’ll tap his hands on surfaces just because he needs something to do, especially when he’s sitting down. He talks with his hands because he always has so much energy on him.

Athletic?: Very athletic!!!!! Oh my gosh Dash is in like a shit ton of sports. Track, basket ball, football, field hockey. Home boy just really LOVESSS his sports. He goes to the gym very often too. He’s probably my most athletic babe.

INTELLECT

Level of education (high school drop out, undergrad BA/BS, PhD, MD, etc.): Currently in high school and still going.   

Level of self esteem: So freaking high!!!! Dash has a large ego to him and can be such a cocky shit head!!!! In the end he does always mean well and has a pure heart, buttttt he’s still a shit head. 

Gifts/talents: My son can play the guitar!!!!!! He knows both acoustic and electric, prefers electric. Helen had to find something, when he wasn’t allowed to do sports, to keep her son occupied and the guitar was the only thing that actually worked out for Dash.

Shortcomings: Hahaha where do I start?!?! Homeboy can’t STAY STILL!!!! He needs to constantly be moving. He thinks way too fast!!! His brain jumps from topic to topic to topic (his magic’s fault). He’s a cocky shit-head. He can be annoying as fuck, especially to his siblings. He can also be kind of obnoxious and could get loud too. He’s so precious though I do love him!!! <3

Style of speech (loud, mumbler, articulate, etc.): Loudddddd. He talks pretty fast too. He honestly can’t help himself it’s part of his magic he’s trying to work through.

“Left brain” or “right brain” thinker?: Right brain. Hahaha Dash being sequential and logical funnnyyyyy

Artistic?: Yesss, well musically anyways. 

Mathematical?: Nope, he’s struggling in his math class haha

Languages? Good ole American English.

Makes decisions based mostly on emotions, or on logic?: Emotions. Emotions all the way as he’s an impulsive little shit

Neuroses: None

Life philosophy: He’s young still figuring that out, besides the fact that “Life’s awesome because I’m awesome!” hahahaha

Religious stance: He doesn’t have a particular stand

Cautious or daring?: Daring!!!!! He’s so fucking impulsive he is the jump first think WAAAAYYYYYYY later

Optimist or pessimist?: Optimist :DD

Extrovert or introvert?: Extrovert!!!!!!

Level of comfort with technology: Very comfortable!!! He’s a fucking awesome speed texter!!!

RELATIONSHIPS

Current marital/relationship status: Taken

Sexual orientation: He’s a teen whatever he is now can changgee. I don’t even remember what I had him originally hahaha

Past relationships: Since Dash moved so FREAKING MUCHHH he really never had a chance to like get into a lasting relationship. Actually, Ariel is the longest thing to a relationship he has had thus farrr

A social person? (popular, loner, some close friends, makes friends and then quickly drops them): Dash talks to the whole fucking world. He is definitely the popular type. Typical hot school jock, except he isn’t an ass-hole. He doesn’t stand for that kind of shittt

Most comfortable around (person): He lovvvess his friendssss!!!! So he’s comfortable with his whole crew!!!! Kiara, Callie, Ariel, Jake, Bambi. Out of all his friends though he’s the closest to Bambi, because Bambi was the very first friend he made in Swynlake :DDDD (Ariel you’re his girlfriend)

Oldest friend: Probably Bambi haha Bambi is like Dash’s first trueeeeee friend!!!! He wasn’t able to have any of those before because his family was constantly moving!!!!

SECRETS

Life goals: To be a fucking SUPER HERO!!!!!!!!!! He wants to be just as awesome as his parents once were!!! Nah, he wants to be BETTER!!!!! 

Dreams: Pretty much the same as his life goal hahaha

Greatest fears: That he’ll have to go back to when he was suppressing his magic. His magic is such a HUGE part of who Dash is and now that he’s able to openly express that side of himself he can’t ever see himself going back to where he couldn’t

Most ashamed of: He’s a teenage boy with a huge ego, he currently can’t think of something that he’s really ashamed of xD

Compulsions: Dash can’t fucking sit still!!!!!! There is no way he can actually pull through a compulsion

Obsessions: Pizza!!!!!! Dash fucking LOVESSS pizza.

Secret hobbies: He skate boards, not really top secret and Jack-Jack is ten times better at it then Dash is. He’s in a shit ton of sports, again not really secret, but Dash is pretty much an open book soooo

Secret skills: Uhhhh he can play guitar??? And he can singggg other than that that are both not even secret really, that’s it

Crimes committed (and was he/she caught? charged?): None.

What he/she most wants to change about his/her current life: Right now, life is pretty good for him. He can use his magic as he pleases, he has friends, can be in sports, has a pretty girlfriend like life is goooooddd. I don’t think he wants to change much.

What he/she most wants to change about his/her physical appearance: You kidding me?!?! Dash LOVESSS himself. He wouldn’t want to change shit hahaha

DETAILS/QUIRKS

Night owl or early bird?: Night Owl

Light or heavy sleeper?: Heavy, he sleeps like the DEAD

Favorite food: PIZZAAA. His obsession. His ultimate favorite food everrrr

Least favorite food: Anything healthy hahaha

Favorite book: Dash honestly really doesn’t read.... like his favorite book would have to be a comic book.

Least favorite book: Any school text book period

Favorite movie: Dash is such superhero trash when it comes to his movie preferences. All the Batman movies are his faveee

Least favorite movie: Chick-flicks. All of them.

Favorite song: Light Em Up by Fall Out Boy.

Least favorite song: Anything slooowwwww he can’t. He doesn’t have the attention span for it hahaha

Coffee or tea?: Coffeeeeee, which is bad to give an already normally energetic boy

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?: Crunchy

Lefty or righty?: Lefty

Favorite color: Blueeee and Blackkk

Cusser?: Yeap. Your typical teenage boy xDD

Smoker? Drinker? Drug user?: Nope. It’s hard for him to get drunk anyways because he has an enhanced metabolism.  

Biggest regret: Hiding his magic for as long as he had. I meann he really didn’t have a choice, but if he had been able to use it from the get he would probably know how to work out the kinks by now. 

Pets?: None