#anyway!! i love jeff and i'm going to write a shoker romance with my next shepard bc i don't fucking care

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i genuinely do not understand why bioware gave us the option to pursue morinth (if you let her kill samara) when she’s a fucking ardat yakshi and will kill you if you sleep with her but you can’t even so much as have a proper deep conversation with jeff about a n y t h i n g?? i don’t get it??

like they threw in a garrus romance because everyone shit themselves over him (i don’t get why please don’t chew my legs off) but there’s already a relationship between him and shepard so they’ve got something to build off, as opposed to the me1 romances where you’ve known everyone for five minutes and suddenly you’re down with the idea of blowing kaidan already but hey i guess love works like that sometimes 

but god forbid you get to even hug jeff when you see him after freedom’s progress like wow that’s apparently too much to ask for even though you can fucking tell he’s got mad survivor’s guilt (which you only really see in me3) because if he hadn’t tried to save the normandy, one of the only things that mattered to him, shepard probably wouldn’t have died and he wouldn’t have had to watch her get fucking spaced to shit and sit in that escape pod, alone, wondering why the fuck nothing ever goes right for any of them

also giving him a disembodied voice, a really cool ai, that takes over dr eva’s body, which just turns out to be a gross nerdy straight dude’s wet dream sex robot looking thing with a fucking belly button, camel toe, and heels (why?? they’re out there fucking shit up and running around like maniacs blasting the shit out of the reapers and she’s wearing heels?? righto mate fuck you),,,,, idk dude i get it but i also sure as hell fucking don’t so