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Thoughts on Eowyn?

Oh man, so many thoughts! Thank you so much, you are EXCELLENT. Here goes!

(Tumblr ate my answer andI accidentally copied over my copy of at 50-60% of it, so I am RETYPING ALL OFTHIS)

Éowyn is one of my top favorite characters, and always hasbeen, for many reasons.

I loved that there was this… cold, fucked-up woman who wasstriving for a heroic end because it was a satisfying conclusion. Because shewanted to have worth.

Like… here, we have this woman who is stern and capable andhas lost so much, her parents and hercousin to death, her brother to banishment, her uncle to sorcery. There is theservant of a sorcerer in the king’s hall (and with the absence of her mother,her aunt, an older sister, a female cousin, herhall in part by rights) and she cannot do anything about it.

She desires Aragorn not just because he recognizes her, butbecause he offers leverage – not just to keep her from ever being so powerlessagain, but for her kingdom. Because her kingdom is besieged, falling, stillstumbling in the ruin of attacks by a powerful enemy (and with a more powerfulenemy lurking behind him, whom they have spurned), because the king is aging,the heir is dead, and her brother is banished. Because he is wise and good andknows her lands.

And he only offers her pity and understanding and it hurts, even if pity isn’t used in theway we use it now, not because it’s hurt feelings but because she wants to beequal. She wants to be cared for. She wants somany things, and because she thinks she can’t have anything, all she canwant is death.

(I’m so disappointed by the way the movies treat her,honestly. She’s stripped of so much agency and context, she becomes hollow andsuffering, and her pain, not her fierce and burning desire take up muchof the story. She’s painted as naïve and honestly pretty selfish in a lot ofplaces, and it’s so frustrating.Because, in Irish and Norse myth, and so subsequently in Rohirric culture, herheroic aspirations have context and value; her cool capability and frustrationhas a thousand echoes. And they go “Nah, mate, she’s a Sad Lady with Many TearyExpressions who Just Wants to Fight but only because she Doesn’t Understand [Love].”I feel, actually, that the fundamental letdown of the films is theirunwillingness to allow for nobility: many secondary and tertiary characters whoare there as foils are stripped of their nobility and gentleness and it’s… ugh,it’s really frustrating. They’re still fun adaptations and good cinema, but thatpart makes me so sad.)

Okay now for a cut, because this ended up being 2k of Feelings, and that’s a lot:

Anyway, Éowyn is competent and capable and wise, but she isangry and exhausted and in so much pain. By rights, why shouldn’t she have aplace on the battlefield? So she goes, and she fights, and she doesn’t die. It would have beenperfectly narratively satisfying, however tragic, if she had, but she doesn’t. Sheis proud and noble and wise, and she earns her place in the halls of herforefathers, but she lives. She livesand she resents it.

Her pain is as legitimized by the narrative as any otherhero’s. The darkness hanging over her, not just the shadow of the enemy but theshadows of isolation and helplessness and depression and PTSD, is not madelight of. She struggles to make sense of her place in the world when she feels shouldbe dead, or dying in the subsequent battles. And it’s alright that for her,healing isn’t about rest, or even kindness, or idle, quiet contemplation.

She’s allowed to be restless and frustrated and desolate. It’sallowed, that she finds herself again through connections and friendships andconversation. Through walking and experiencing and chafing still at all therestraints placed on her. Éowyn is so tired of restraints, is as stubborn and indomitableas any male hero who does his best to abandon bedrest. Her desire to help, to rideto glory and honor, is not a bad thing.The desire to be heroic and recognized is not a bad thing. (She already is: the irony is how little she sees it.)

But she realizes that it isn’t the only thing. And shedecides to heal.

I see… a lot of conversation about how Éowyn is lessened by herending, that her desire to heal and grow and not die a vainglorious death issomehow sexist. But I really don’t think it is, at all. Not just because itgave me hope: hope to see someone recover from such aching, intimate desire tobe done with the world. Hope to seeher find recognition and companionship and more than anything else understanding.

It’s because the hands of the king are the hands of ahealer, we see it over and over again, are told it is the mark of a just and true ruler, and I don’t think it’s a mistakethat we see those lines in such close proximity to Éowyn too. Narratively,Éowyn is as valued, is as upright and distant and wise as any of the maleheroes, and her declaration tells us explicitly that she reaches that same pinnacle of worthiness. It isn’t because shefought, or because she killed the Witch King, or because she was willing to diefor her king, or because she decided that she didn’t want to pursue death: it’sbecause of all those same heroic qualities and that she decides she doesn’tsimply want glory or death or to be the vanguard of the enemy’s death, shedecides that she wants to build and heal and better the world that has curtailed so much of her.

(And her appointment with Faramír to the reparation ofIthilien, and the appendices, make it further clear that this is what we’re being told.)

Let’s move, though, for a moment, into some of the stuffthat I didn’t really have the context for when I was reading these books as akid.

So, my woman Carol Clover (I love herrrrrrrr and her work onboth Icelandic sagas and film analysis is SO GOOD she is SO SMART

Which, obviously, there is some… very sexist andmisogynistic stuff underlying these traditions (Jóhanna Katrín Friðriksdóttir,who is also amazing, talks about the romance sagas and how the shield-maidensand specifically the maiden-kings are… horrifically punished for holding powerand authority, thaaaanks changing social values and continental influence, butanyway). But the thing is, these traditions of women carrying power and takingon these roles, is there, both in the influential source material and in thetexts.

Culturally, narratively, Éowyn has every right to want to goto war for her realm, especially at the start of her appearance in thenarrative. Her father is long-dead, her cousin and near-brother has been slainby their long-standing enemies, her brother is banished, and her uncle the kinghas been ensnared by sorcery (which comes with its own Irish and Nordicbaggage, honestly). And then these strangers come and restore the hall of theking and then war looms. So Éowyn goes to war, disguises herself and picks uparms, and notable, this is important, noone notices or says anything, which I have to imagine to be culturallyimportant.

So Éowyn rides to war. She fulfills every heroic narrativeand role and she is proven right. Sheis there and because she is a woman, not despite it, she slays the Witch Kingand fulfills prophecy, and she is right.Because of her kind wisdom, Merry is there to strike a devastating blow and anancient blade, and she is right. Sheis right to go, because she defendsher uncle and king from defilement and dishonor when no one else can. Heractions, her near-sacrifice, mean that Théoden is able to speak once more withMerry, with Éomer (and so to formally pass on and endorse his kingship, whichis important).

Éowyn is of the line of Eorl, satisfies in every way andmanner the narrative of the Rohirric hero, earns beyond doubt her grace andglory and renown. She closes the gaps in killing the Witch King, in defendingthe king, in bringing Merry to the battle. The narrative validates her: she isindeed a great and worthy hero, has done deeds beyond telling and compare, herpresence is right.

But her death isn’t. Her diminishment isn’t. So she lives,and struggles, and tries to figure out how to be a person who has lived pastthe end of the tale.

There’s a lot, too, in how Tolkien communicates heroism anddescribes worthiness – a lot to unpack, and I don’t really have time to do thathere. The point is… the point is that Éowyn is exceptional, but she is alsohuman. She’s allowed to be human. And that humanity, that sadness anddesperation and suicidal impulse and desire to be valued and seen and worthy, that struggle to cope and keep going,that drive to find refuge in conversation and conviction and moving and doing…it’s important. It’s so important.

Éowyn’s story has always resonated with me. Éowyn has alwaysresonated with me. I won’t go much into her relationship with Faramír, becausethis question wasn’t about him, but that resonates with me too. Here are twohurt, tired people who have been through so much, not just the poison of theenemy but the traumas of human existence. Here are two people who thinkthemselves worth very little, who have been constrained and shoved aside, buthere are their convictions. Here is their nobility and their wisdom and graceand fierceness, here is their kindness and their striving and their hope. Hereare two people, who are exceptionally good,even if they don’t know it.

It isn’t just that Éowyn is the embodiment of a mythictrope, or a twist on it. It’s not just that she’s a female characterappropriately placed in the narrative who evades so many shitty, awfulstereotypes and misunderstandings. It’s not just that she’s complex andinteresting.

It’s that she was so fucking sad and so trapped, by suicidal impulse and social constraints, andshe did the right thing, she did amazingthings anyway. It’s that I cried when I first (and subsequently) read theReturn of the King, because I didn’t think she would live. I didn’t think heremotions would be wrestled with. I didn’t think she would get to heal. “Thenthe heart of Éowyn changed, or else at last she understood it,” and I havenever recovered from that line, because that’s it. That’s it.

It’s that one of my clear sense memories is sprawling halfin the doorway of my childhood closet, the afternoon sun filtering down ontothe plain carpet, and sobbing my heart out because I had hope. There was hope, because of Éowyn, because of that chapter,and I hadn’t known that I could hopeto survive the isolation and the strictures and the loneliness and my owndistant, cold heart. Because I knew I would cling to that, in the years tocome, and I did. I still do. Éowynand her story are burned deep in my heart and my blood and it chokes me,sometimes, that hope. That healing, even when I am healing.

It’s that here was this fantasy, this epic tale, and it wasfull of hope and nobility and sadness (not just tragedy, plain human sadness),and I found myself there. It found me.

So, yeah.

I love Éowyn a lot, and I think I’m due a reread, now.

[streetlites]

I don’t think I’ve done replies in a month. I’m really sorry. But I’ve just done them (well, the comments, I’m going to go through my mailbox tomorrow, I seeeeee you ♥)! There’s a lot so I’m going to hide them under the cut. Please note, my page will sing at you if you’re on a computer and click the “read more” link.

zauglom

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zauglom

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Alive? Yes. One piece? Eeeeh. Mostly.  }:D

pixeltrashcan

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i want her to back out so bad, but she wont, Yulian should just tie her ass up

Of course she won’t. Yulian should tie her ass up anywaaaaaay.

pixeltrashcan

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“First, there would be the creak as he pushed down on the spring of a...”

Oh man I am so fucking nervous about this whole thing

I was hoping that it would show that Emilia and Yulian are both sort of nervous about this whole thing as well.

blackthornsims

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This is honestly one of the best things ive ever read holy shit

Ah! I’ve been seeing you in my notifications for the past few days now. I really appreciate your comments - thank you for reading! And the whole thing, too! Damn! ♥♥♥

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tabbyrh

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I totally agreed with you!! They're all yummy! Lol Except I'd add Randy too.

Haha, I did think about adding Randy to that list. He’s too pretty.

josiesimblr

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“First, there would be the creak as he pushed down on the spring of a...”

“Does knowing about your family benefit me?” Her mind is always calculating...

She is! Yulian must be used to people like her, because I would have gotten pissed if the person I was dating came out and said they didn’t care to hear about my family unless it was useful to them.

blackthornsims

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I'm genuinely so impressed with your writing I'm bowing down to you

Thank yooooou! 

tabbyrh

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

We I hope this means they're exclusive now! Good thing he didn't have a whiskey dick!! ����

Seriously! That’s the absolute worst. Such a freaking waste of a good time. They are exclusive for now!

tabbyrh

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“I let my hands roam from her waist to her hips,  pulling her ass flush...”

And I want to see that clingy bitch get choked too! Lol

Meeeee too but I had to make space for other pictures... XD

tabbyrh

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“I let my hands roam from her waist to her hips,  pulling her ass flush...”

I like Katz! She's so in your face!

I really like her a lot. I’m trying to figure out a way to keep her in instead of seeing her in passing.

blackthornsims

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“I hear a lot of people compliment my father for doting on me....”

holy shit this looks so good

Thank you! Unfortunately, I don’t have the patience to do pics like that too often (where I take time to burn/blur myself) because it takes me longer than I like to spend on editing.

impishlyxpervertedxsims

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lol the only tag I havent done yet lmao

Music Tags are fun! I do them even though I can’t do them in a way that’s more interesting/funny by going through my entire library.

glammoose

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I always love music tags!

Me too! Sometimes I find a band/artist that I really like or get reminded of some thing that I haven’t listened to in a while. (@lovelychooser with her list has me listening to Hole again - I hadn’t played their stuff since high school!)

nervous---subject

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I have an old zune somewhere! Hahah totally forgot until I read that post. It sucks though for you >:( and I already did this ! I'll probably do it again haha. And really? I'll probably end up tagging you all the time because I never know who to tag in stuff.

Me neither. I tend to tag people that I’ve seen doing other tags or talk to regularly because I don’t want to feel like I’m bothering them. And I seriously miss that zune... I had all my freaking music on it plus you got one free album a month with the $5 subscription! I can’t find some of my favorites on Youtube either... my favorite It Prevails cd is nonexistent. I’m going to have to rebuy that shit. *sigh*

**I went back to check.... it’s on there now! Ahhh I love free stuff. lovelovelove.

lovelychooser

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'drive to criminal acts' :D :D :D Yeah...

Yeah... how else could I have answered that?!

lovelychooser

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“I run my fingers through his thick hair slowly, studying the frosted...”

I can't even decide what I love more: your writing or those screens. <3

The screens, for sure.

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Cute ��

Thank you!

pixeltrashcan

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“Before and after sim tag Rules: Pretty much you need to find the...”

and dude you can see a bit of her in Em

I can’t see it at all! I almost grabbed her and put her back into the general population but I thought that would be kind of weird with MCcommand running wild in my game. 

pixeltrashcan

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alpha for the win

No joke. She’s super pretty with all that stuff on.

tinwhistletoo

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Ruby Danger?!?! Classic!����

Haha, I almost went with Lily Doom or something like that because my naming decisions are questionable.

vivificus-zombiae

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Yes! Recolors make the sim-world go round!

They do! It wouldn’t be so bad if Maxis would at least match their colors up, but noooooo.

cyberqueen-13

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great shot.

Thank you!

selaronosims

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It was hard!! I broke and used the stuff from the toddler update since everyone got it and it should have been base game. These are both awesome!!

I think I failed that thing, really. I saw the other starter houses and they’re really cute and well furnished. I really like the details of my house but it’s very empty looking in comparison.

something-wicked-sims

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“I run my fingers through his thick hair slowly, studying the frosted...”

The breakfast looks good though! (well there's not much for me to do here! I'm trying my best!)

I know, bb. I appreciate your efforts.

something-wicked-sims

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

My climax was the slap ✌

bwa hahahaha

nervous---subject

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“We rode around for a couple of hours before someone called in that...”

No way, I think you're excellent at writing action scenes. The writing in this, it was just so amazing. Definitely one of my favorite scenes so far

Ah, thank you! I feel like I try to rush through action parts because I’m not particularly good at writing them. Sometimes it’s really noticeable, I’m happy to hear it wasn’t so much there!

lovelychooser

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Oh, I think her genes worked just fine. :D Also, thanks for the tag, but I really have nothing to post! Heda is still the same old, ugly potato. :D

HEDA IS GORGEOUS, TAKE IT BACK!

tinymiblog

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I'm running low on memory so I'll do it when I get a chance

I’ll have to stalk your blog! I’ve been running behind :(

stsciurussimblr

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“Attempting the Starter House Challenge and failing… I’m already at...”

Starters are hard!

They are! I was miserable thinking about what I wanted it to look like, the things I could put in there but couldn’t because of the 20k limit!

nervous---subject

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“Shots of Roman, Emilia and her new, er, friend?”

Really like the barbershop picture.

Thank you! I’ve been meaning to take more of it inside and put it next to pics of the salon I’ve done. I like the barbershop more. :X

selaronosims

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Gorgeous!

Thank you!

pixeltrashcan

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“I run my fingers through his thick hair slowly, studying the frosted...”

The hotness between these two is unfreaking real

I know. I want them to start making babies like yesterday.

zauglom

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“I run my fingers through his thick hair slowly, studying the frosted...”

Blowing shit up ������

I’m sorry, darliiiiiing! ♥

brazencoquet

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*eyebrow waggle*

glammoose

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lmao, your tags are beautiful

I’m serious, I’m going to have proper people one day! People that I wouldn’t dive for my phone in terror if my mom decided to look at my pictures!

bluehoppersimming

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“I was tagged by @thefoxandhersimblr to do a personal moodboard. so I...”

woahwoahwoah bangles and a watch are hoochie mama jewelry now? so without the watch i'm still a decent human being right?

My mom is a jewelry snob. If it’s not real, she’s not wearing it. Me, on the other hand, I like big, flashy pieces and I don’t care if it looks fake, I’m wearing it. What was on the mood board is really tame, but I like it as well. My best friend says I like “old lady jewelry” because she’s rude.

something-wicked-sims

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poor little panamanian

Yes. You can help by sending in one donation of a beef empanada to @furiouslydecaffinated which will sate her poor, sadsack desire to wander around on a beach with palm trees and loud af salsa/reggaeton 

experimentalsims

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He's hot ��

Remy? I knoooooooooow! ♥

zauglom

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You're my favorite smut writer! Well, you and Jackie Ashenden ��

*gasp* I’M NOT WORTHY.

zauglom

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And also I kinda created the monster and I'M ECSTATIC BECAUSE OF IT ��

I’M ECSTATIC BECAUSE YOU’RE ECSTATIC. LET’S CELEBRATE WITH NAKED PICS OF JAYCE. THX.

zauglom

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Ahhhh, but I always feel kinda bad for not posting Raven 'cause I know you followed me because of it and I'm in constant fear of you unfollowing me 'cause I don't post it, no shit!!! But it's too much for me to post two drama llama stories and write sex for both of them, and since I decided to make Fayce story quite dramatic and sexy, I'm afraid we're stuck with it for the time being :(

That’s okay! I’m really enjoying your Life in Patterns with Fayce! Like, when Jayce was thinking about how he wanted Fern... ooooh boy. I’m ooooookay! ♥ I feel like that sometimes, like if I don’t post x, no one will look. But I love you! You’re stuck with me!

maladi777

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Jack, yes, totally agree! :D

Yeah, he’s stupid pretty. :D

lovelychooser

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Oh, Ryder and Jack were also in my first draft... I had 20 sims in my first draft, Yulian and Emilia being two of them. :D It's so damn hard to only choose one :/

Which is why I narrowed mine down to four! Haha

pixeltrashcan

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Lool Ryder wants to give you the ��

As long as I can get in a shot of penicillin afterward, it miiiiiiight be worth it.

laylasims

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Right back at ya! Your blog is full of sexyness and I love it! ♥♥♥

♥♥♥

laylasims

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“Emilia Alenko Castellanos”

Ahh! Your screenshots and editing give me life. WCIF your skills, please? ♥

Ah, yes. Here:

eslanes

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Yesss Raphaellll ��

I miss the hotness! 

lovelychooser

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“Oh…. Shit.”

Pee pew pee just fucking killed me. :D :D :D But I love your texts so don't go short subtitles on me now, woman!!!

I thought I could do it, but I like to ramble on until ears bleed. I like seeing the subtitles. There are people on here that do an amazing job at it. But after trying it, I don’t think it’s a format that I really want to do.

lovelychooser replied to your photo

Yeah. I tried everything to make her smile. Even I eventually gave up.

She’s pissy. And when she isn’t pissy, she’ll start a fight with someone and she’ll find her way back to pissy. I have to micromanage her around relationships that I want to keep up.

lovelychooser

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“Emilia and yoga… it happened.  Not particularly well, but it happened.”

Yes!!! We found a sport at which Heda - and me - is better than Emilia!!! All the bad feeling about my abs arE GONE.... almost. -_- :D

Haha, watching her struggle to balance on one foot was cute. Aaaaallll that fitness skill and she can’t manage to stand on one foot!

lovelychooser

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Well at least she's up for the entire concept of your gameplay. When I accidentally put a hugearse leaf into my mods folder and every rando kept appearing with it in their hands... that was just stupid. :D

Ugh, that happens to me, too. I downloaded a skin that had a separate eye overlay part to it... every freaking townie popped up with it. To the point that I assumed it was how you could tell who was a raccoon later. Nope! Just intrusive cc. I had to remove it.

quiddity-jones

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“a    f    t    e    r    g    l    o    w”

Oh, God. If that's the mark of failure, I'm in the sin bin for sure. >_>

C-can I see?!

pixeltrashcan

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“a    f    t    e    r    g    l    o    w”

that's wrong because I do, not only do i want to know I want to see them all, every sinlge last one of them

I’m not kidding, I’ve got at least 80 sitting in my folder that are either suggestive or full-on going at it. I could fill a queue with them, but I’d feel bad about putting that much out with nothing behind it. like... GOOD MORNING WORLD! HERE’S EMILIA AND YULIAN IN THE SHOWER! DON’T OPEN THIS AT WOOOOOORK! 

...I won’t even open my own tumblr at work. lol.

quiddity-jones

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“SILF = Sim I’d Like to F…ondle”

*runs to her room, crying, and slams the door*

quiddity-jones

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“SILF = Sim I’d Like to F…ondle”

Well, I see I'M OFF THE XMAS CARD LIST

D: COME BACK! I’M A FAN OF GIVING AND RECEIVING XMAS CARDS!

dinaswimmer

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

All I have to say is Emilia is a bad bitch ;-; I luff her dearly

I love Juniper! They should hang out. Emilia has a bat, too. In case someone decides to get mouthy at Juniper’s bar.

josiesimblr

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Wow. I reread this twice and got all shivery each time. Was it the slap? The way he suddenly was pushed to release his alpha side? I don't even know...I'm just gonna reread again to figure it out lol

Haha, I’m happy he’s done playing around!

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Now I'm really out lol

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Just thought you need to know about that.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

But seriously it's been two hours, but I'm still thinking about it.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

I'll have to include this in my monthly report as a reason of me not be able to think straight.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Not sure if it's physically possible though.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

I guess I need to be back to my work now.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Jeez, how is this possible for a real person to be so good?

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

You like HAVE to do it.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Leslie, you really need to publish this to make billions happier.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Feels like I need to say something though.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

I don't really know what to say.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Alright.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Okay.

zauglom

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

Oh God I think I just had an orgasm in the middle of my office.

Haha, I remember seeing this pop up and I was super happy. I’ll write my terrible shit if you’d read it.

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“She’s no one,” I’d said, and I had meant it. The only woman I wanted...”

whooooo boy is it hot in here, pretty sure it is

What?! Those two? No chemistry. None at all.