#anything to force caz to have social interactions basically pls

[actanvrb]

plots that are good so i’m just *slides a dollar your way*

unwilling mentor / accidentally adopting someone 

hired by the same person so unwillingly being forced to cooperate

bonus points if they already know each other and don’t like each other

hey man is that your dog if yes please keep that thing on a leash it ‘cause it keeps following me “she’s a wolf” i don’t care put her on a leash

you’re absolutely not one for social interaction but if you clean up you’re pretty handsome so can i hire you to accompany me to a family meeting?? if they think i’m going out with you they’ll definitely stop pestering me because they’re going to be intimidated by you

you saved me once and since i have nowhere to go i’ll accompany you except you completely try to ignore me at first. but your dog is very nice and loves playing with me but once i called her a good “dog” the first words you ever said to me was “she’s a wolf”