#anyone who's ever touched a mop will tell you those nails won't stay pretty long when they get soaked in dishwater and all
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tradwives trying desperately to pretend that they're happy is just so funny
#like they'll be making tiktoks where it's like ohhh my glamorous 1950s lifestyle#my little coquette wavy hair bob and white sundresses and here's me baking cookies heehee#where's your tiktok about your husband coming home to berate you for fucking up dinner while you're knuckles deep in baby diarrhea#''my husband works hard to bring money home so i can get pretty nails uwu'' okay but sis#anyone who's ever touched a mop will tell you those nails won't stay pretty long when they get soaked in dishwater and all#if you're just an aesthetics girlie who likes lana del rey and flower crowns and dainty eyeliner then fucking Be That#which part of chaining yourself to a man you're building up to demean you by placing yourself below him in some made up hierarchy#and condemning yourself to a life of daily chores getting no help and no agency sounds fucking necessary to you#you absolute fucking weirdo lmao?#they've got the same smiles as cult members you know the ones that try really hard but nonetheless fail to hide a void ?#tell us what else you miss about the fifties babe is it something about water fountains schools and buses maybe
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