#anyone play csgo

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

[wizardnuke]

texting the boys circa 6pm tomorrow like Hello i have been doing classwork for eight hours straight we're getting on gay csgo or im killing myself

[reformedmercymain]

officially started my pc journey. immediately lost my first qp game but we won a few team fights against broken heroes so that counts for something, right? 😭😭

Congrats! Welcome to the world of KB/M <3

[vanyatas]

can you do Ben headcanons? ^_^ I loved your Toby ones(^^)

i might be out of touch with BEN !! but i’m gonna try to do my best STRAIGHTLY AVOIDING how he was in 2013 (a freak.)

BEN DROWNED HCS

GENERAL HCS:

Another firm belief he is just. Short. (no shade to my short kings, me too..)

5’1.

Cyberpunk style.

His voice sounds very glitchy and electronic.

Layered neck length hair.

Blonde obviously!

Also has Jeff cut his bangs, he likes the layers a lot.

He definitely uses the floating he has to make himself feel taller.

3 Piercings on his ears but nothing else.

Elf ears!!!

Loves Phonk music, Or anything with cool noises/Electronic sounds.

The Weeknd, Pastel Ghost, Blink182, Daft Punk, Crystal Castles, Laura Les, Odetari, Grimes, Machine Girl, 1nonly, Eternxlkz, SXID, NUEKI, Akiaura, Sidewalks and Skeletons, MGMT, S3RL, Grimes, Yeule fan!!

Definitely makes his own music

Only noises and sounds he does NOT want to sing ever he just likes the way music can make you feel.

Puts his music on soundcloud.

I know Jeff is in the comments saying “delete ts bro 🔥🔥.”

It’s actually really good.

LOVES Vintage video games but he’s also on overwatch 2, LOL, the finals, Roblox, DBD, Apex, PUBG, CSGO, Valorant, RS6 Siege, and Fortnite.

Yes he’s fucking GOATED at all of them.

Genuinely means it when he threatens to DOX people on any of them.

Very nerd behavior.

Stubborn and an Asshole.

Has multiple accounts on each of the multiplayer games just because it’s too much of a risk to gain popularity.

A lot of his rude traits are just from him having an ego over being good at games and getting compliments all the time.

NOTTT a pervert whatsoever.

This mfker is a gamer he is 100% awkward around anyone he finds attractive.

Mansplains video game lore if ANYONE gets the TINIEST fact wrong.

Tangents about LOZ, Mario, and Smash bros.

ROMANTIC HCS:

I’m so serious when I say he calls you his discord kitten.

Most of the time it’s ironic.

But it catches on so much he’s definitely just enjoying it.

Playing video games 80% of the time!!!

Builds you your own pc.

No console bullshit only the best for his partner.

Matching skins on EVERY GAME.

And matching users.

Definitely goes into vc to crash out if people are being dickheads to you, or if they’re trying to intervene and hit on you.

Going with the pc building he also makes your setup gorgeous, however you want it.

Usually I’m not keen on using this terminology but he is a SIMP bro.

Thinks you’re just so pretty. Anything you ask of him he will do it.

Head on your chest, just. staring at you for as long as you let him.

Loves to have his face held too.

Following you around anywhere, on his switch, Gameboy, DS, he just loves being around you.

Will explain any sort of lost media/video game if you ask him about it.

If you’re ever just on your computer or phone doing your own thing, he will either pop his head through to give you a kiss, or leave pop ups that says he loves you and he misses you.

Very clingy.

You need to hold him so much.

He’s not affection deprived especially because he gets that sort of platonic shit from Jeff.

But once BEN has a s/o he is just crazy in love with them.

100% calls you princess, baby, kitten, and doll face.

I noticed every time I write for someone i just instantly get a crush on them. it’s not good.

reblogs / follows / likes appreciated!!

[ohmymalice]

I'd also like to say how bad schlatt is at fps games and yet I wrote him to be the best player in my fanfic...

PLS WATCH THE WEEKLYSLAP HE LITERALLY FUCKING BOMBED HIMSELF AND I DIED OF LAUGHTER, THIS MAN IS KINDAA DOG SHIT but it's okay I love him! Has anyone seen his old valorant streams, he didn't stream it himself (duh I think we all know that) he used to stream playing val with Carson and tubbo

he'd just be screaming down his mic and would miss the easiest shots, this mf is playing valorant like csgo and I get the biggest fucking kick out of it.

[rabbivole]

man i have complicated feelings about cs2

i think i get why they're replacing csgo entirely instead of making a new executable. they're presumably trying to avoid a smash brothers situation where the esports scene is split between multiple versions

but as a result they've basically nuked a bunch of stuff overnight. as far as i can tell, csgo maps do not run in cs2. so the csgo workshop is still active- and it's where clicking 'workshop' on cs2 in your steam library sends you!- but you are subscribing to maps you cannot play. the video game that will run them is no longer accessible. i sometimes archive levels locally if i want to preserve them, because shit disappears from the steam workshop all the time, but now the game that will play them no longer exists. garrysmod might be able to handle them but i think csgo levels generally require manual porting to gmod because they were already on a newer version of source

they've apparently provided some kind of conversion tool for recompiling maps for the new engine (this seems like it would probably work just fine, based on what i know about source 2 and its level format, which granted is not much). but presumably a map has to still have an author who has the time and gives enough of a fuck to convert it. there are an awful lot of maps that are just going to be lost forever now. and i think! that sucks!

lost media is still lost media even if it's some asshole's crude recreation of a penis in bsp brushes textured with shrek!!! we're already losing tons of weird shit people make on the internet all the time and imo weird shit somebody made on the internet still has value even if it's not professional quality or 'high art'. this reminds me of when they released a warcraft 3 patch years later to fix some kind of security vulnerability and it broke nearly every custom map, long after anyone would have cared to go back and edit their levels to work. is the loss of Mafa Queen TD and Shopping Maul on par with burning the library of alexandria? no, but it still sucks ass

idk i'm typing this through vaccine/flu shot fog so this is super incoherent and i don't have all the details. maybe things aren't as bleak as it looks. but this is exactly the kind of shit that bums me out and it sucks that i guess they didn't plan for this

[translesbianvampire]

15 questions for 15 mutuals

(idk why it says 15 btw there really is only 13)

ty @emodennis 4 tagging me

were you named after anyone?

nah, tho i picked my last name from a cooler last name in our family line hehe. i picked a gender-neutral name that's femme 2 me. i dunno how much i wanna share my name on here, but...i love it

do you have kids?

nah, i don't particularly want kids but i also don't wanna close that door until i get there

do you use sarcasm a lot?

naw really? yeah i fuckin love sarcasm lol. i struggle to be understood properly when i wanna be, but also i fully embrace the confusion & chaos of communication. i love being an agent of chaos in a way, i love deadpan humor, and a lot of my comedic instinct is "what's the WORST thing i could say right now?". which i guess is part of why i love sunny.

though i also wanna say, i know how to be vulnerable & listen when it's needed of me !! i bite but i also know when not to bite. i don't want to hurt people. i don't want to hurt people

what's the first thing you notice about people?

i have no idea. everything i guess. vibe

what's your eye color?

dark brown

scary movies or happy endings?

on one hand, im a wimp and horror scares the life of me, but also, i love that horror explores, well, the inherent horrors of life. in some ways i want happy endings & in another, im fucking tired of seeing them.

any special talents?

im actually an electronic music producer of 8 years. i just dont rly like telling ppl abt it (sharing it directly), tho it's all publicly available online and easy 4 ppl 2 find/stumble upon lol. i think i should make a 2nd blog for my music stuff cus i know how 2 use tumblr now from my IASIP obsession. i dunno how much i'll link the two [if at all]

what are your hobbies?

besides music stuff, TV has gotten me into screenwriting, i like FPS games [on one hand i wanna branch out now but it's also my comfort zone in a weird way] especially CSGO/CS2 and NMRiH

have any pets?

nah

what sports do you play/have you played?

N/A tho i used 2 have a very small interest in basketball

how tall are you?

5'10" but i round up to 6'0" cus i wanna be 6'0" and i'm always wearing my 2" platform boots so i'm BASICALLY 6'0" (please just let me have this one thing lmao)

favorite subject in school?

prolly math cus it was ez for most my school life. til i got to calculus. then i fell apart and my big interest in math kinda died. but i still like numbers

dream job?

music stuff or something? i dunno lol. ill get there when i get there

tagging @bonithica @brainfogdennis @cowboycharmac @cutemeat @keenbugg @certifiedeccentric @chilledmac @dayglomasochism @lalosalamancaunofficial @season1mac @kathleenbrash27 @cowboycharmac @margle

[patientteaching]

Fwiw: every year, my students pass around links to sites that get around the school's firewall (to play games and watch movies which is just charming to me rather than concerning). As far as I can tell, the links get emailed around until every kid who wants them has access.

Last year, one of the most popular of these linked sites across our building was created and maintained by one of my students. They kept that fact quiet and begged me not to tell anyone to which I replied by swearing undying loyalty to keeping their wonderful secret (obviously). It was so much fun to talk about The Coder with other students who were curious and excited and tried to figure out who actually made it, especially within earshot of The Coder (who had to practice swallowing their smile A LOT).

Dealing with students playing games or watching films instead of learning can be very frustrating, but I'm genuinely delighted by the indefatigable spirit of children to go "nice security you've got there. wouldn't it be a shame if someone found a workaround?"

And the extent to which sharing this access transcends friend groups and language barriers is endlessly heartwarming (to me, at least). Like, I've had two kids who LOATHED each other send email links back and forth just as a matter of respect. Like, "miss, I hate him, but he deserves CSGo as much as the next kid" 😂😂

[afallenunicorn]

ANYONE HERE WANNA BE FRIENDS ON STEAM AND PLAY CSGO WITH ME EH EH ???? (^◇^；)

[thetoxicgamer]

Counter-Strike 2 “launches soon,” Valve says

Valve, the company that created Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CSGO), is celebrating the 20th anniversary of Steam, and the company has announced that Counter-Strike 2 will launch soon. The Counter-Strike 2 release date was first hinted at earlier in 2023, but even though the CS2 beta has been opened up to an increasing number of players, it is still unclear when Counter-Strike 2 will actually launch. However, it's undoubtedly on the way and, from what it sounds like, might be accessible soon. So, we already know plenty about Counter-Strike 2 ranks and ratings and also how to use the Counter-Strike 2 best binds. We’ve explored the revamped versions of classic arenas, tested out the new smoke grenades, and had confirmation that our CSGO inventories will indeed cross over to Counter-Strike 2. Initially, Valve said the shooter would arrive in “summer 2023.” Given it’s now Wednesday, September 13, that particular launch window is closing pretty fast. But the developer seemingly hasn’t forgotten about the original commitment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6BNHro0vSg In a lengthy post celebrating 20 years since the launch of Steam, Valve discusses some of its biggest releases and milestones over the past two decades. The company also recalls 2023 so far, which has seen the launch of a Steam client update and of course the Counter-Strike 2 beta itself. Valve then makes a little nod towards Counter-Strike 2’s coming arrival. “The year isn’t quite over,” Valve says, “but so far we’ve released a huge Steam Client update, Counter-Strike 2 entered into beta (and launches soon) and there are now more than 11,000 titles verified or playable on Steam Deck.” It’s only a small hint, but given the most recent CS2 update, which extended Counter-Strike 2 beta access to anyone with a CSGO Prime account (meaning they purchased the game before it went free to play), it seems likely that Counter-Strike 2 will arrive any day now. Here’s hoping. In the meantime, find out everything you need to know about Counter-Strike 2 skin transfer, and how they’ll work and be valued in the coming sequel. Similarly, you’ll want to bag yourself all the best Counter-Strike 2 crosshairs to give your guns some much-welcome flair. Read the full article

[andnowrotfront]

getting the urge to play csgo but it's not funnif you don't play with friends and i don't know anyone who plays csgo

[luckyyyduckyyy]

Thank ya for the tag!!! <3 @juukai That is such a cool and funny coincidence! Careful there, you may have a doppelganger lololol

@alynwrench Thankies for the tag too! That's actually so iconic, it's such a good silly nickname! Maybe I should have called myself Nutella, that's one the nicknames people gave me because my name reminded them of it hehe

(this became so long uagh, I am the yapperton. Yap is below cut)

Not tagging anyone this time because I am too blehhh rn, but anyone who sees this may continue the game mwehehe! <3

I honestly came up with LuckyDucky as a throwaway username, something that I could use for specifically AO3 before using it anywhere else. Then I just really started to like it after a while... Being called Lucky makes me happy lol

Reason why I thought of the name is because Luck has been a reallllly big thing for me all my life, so I wanted to make something using the word Lucky. I dooo get cases of insanely bad luck, usually after a big bout of extreme good luck, but I'm usually leaning on the lucky side of things.

Forgot to do an important assignment or was just too burnt out to do it? The day of the assignment they give an extension (This happened almost every single time my entire life I shit you not.)

Want to get something good from a CSGO crate? My friends and bf made me either spin it for em or if they were over online, try to use my presence as like a good luck charm. I tell them it literally does nothing but one of them got a knife from trying that and now I'm just the designated dice kisser now.

Just want to play a game casually with sillies? Oops one sec guys my 3rd exotic of the day is right over there, it got dropped by the most basic enemy that I killed for fun.

Does my luck make me good at things? NO I WISH, but damn does it make life a little bit easier for me.

I chose ducky because of the saying specifically, but also because I like being associated with animals! Since this was supposed to be a more anonymous kind of account, I chose an animal I don't have much background with but still like - ducks! irl people associate me a lotttt more with Seals and Chinchillas though :3

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

[pokefan1241]

im gonna Fucking Lose It why cant i find when the light is running low and the shadows start to grow and the places thatyou know seem like ass pee pee..

[glowingwizard]

George being really good at CSGO for one round and then immediately being epicly awful in the round right after is the same vibe as George singing/humming and then making it sound weird to cover up his actual voice.

[reformedmercymain]

Okay yeah this is insane

[alwaysu]

listen... im just trying to play video games with people that arent straight dudebros. if anyone is interested pls i am begging.