#anyhoo this one’s prob worse than the other 2 somehow

[hana-bobo-finch]

HEARTBREAKING: dingo finds out what sex is

Once again a transcript:

Aaaagh, Yon, wtf is up with all these infant bulborbs?

Eheheh, worry not. Those are just the results of the…breeding program.

Oh. Ok.

Uh. I gotta ask you somethin’, Yon.

Mhm. I’m listening.

…Do you know where babies come from…?

Eheheh. That’s funny, dingo. You’re funny.

…Uh—

Dingo, do you not know where babies come from!??

No?? Is that not normal??

D-do you know what sex is??

Yes. It’s the difference between a male and female sheargrub.

??? Huh??

Are you messing with me? Do you know why you feel weird around the captain?

Yeah. It’s cuz she’s so cool

Dingo. I’m gonna tell you something real scary but dont freak out, ok?

Ok!

(1 hour later. Traumatized beyond repair)