#any time i see new keith art i feel like im going to explode with utter joy and emotion omg

[donteatmyfingers]

I genuinely get so much joy from seeing any and all Keith L4D2 content, please keep it up Keith Nation he is one of my life sources

[voltron-let-me-live]

Alternate season 2

This was written out before the teaser trailer came out, maybe mid October at the earliest. I wanted to torture my friend and I wasn’t really feeling Sendak as a bad enough villain so the majority of the following was sent to her in messages (which is why it is nigh incomprehensible). I decided that this ‘Lotor/Lothor’ I’d been hearing about in fanfics was fair game as he’s not in the show and probably won’t be unless he’s secretly working for the resistance.

Content warning: non con touching, murder, evil experimentation, mild gore??

Just treat it like the world’s weirdest, skeeviest, most unprofessional script

Part 1

They’re separated in the wormhole and everyone finds each other except Shiro but they know he was with Keith even though Keith can't remember it’s on his helmet’s memory

They keep going and ally with Prince Lothor, and they find out where the Holts are

It’s a gladiator planet with cruise ship or whatever, and Allura Keith and Lance are there in the stands. And fucking Shiro comes out looking bigger than before crop top but with space joggers his whole arm in glowing now too, he’s wearing metal cuffs at his throat, hand and ankles

Also saber tooth Shiro and he fights for basically five hours straight, tears a guy's throat out with those teeth, then Matt gets shoved out and Shiro goes nah fuck that shit im tired

Matt says something and Shiro kicks his ass back to the other side of the arena (Pidge is not fucking happy), Shiro is making this shit look easy peasy and looking like he likes it too

Matt says something else but Shiro shoos him back into his guards, grabs a rover (they’re using it to show the match to everyone in the stadium) and says something in japanese at him before leaving the arena

Up in the stands Keith is grabbing Allura and Lance because Shiro told him ‘he’ll be at an access point and if they wanna get the prisoners they’ve got twenty mins to hack it’

So they get the prisoners out and start checking rooms for Shiro because he’s not in the cells, they go past a couple fucking, basically jabba the hut, a harem? Maybe idk, room full of techies then cycle back because wtf did that guy just die- ‘is there a corpse just chilling on a desk?????’ ‘Yes, it’s Sendak’

Anyhoo, Shiro is there he slips in pool of blood and is picking needles out his arm then winks at the camera and leaves his room.

The three paladins on board hustle to where Pidge is telling them Shiro is heading (an exit) and they run into Lothor and see Shiro behind him-like he stops and stares at them then vanishes and Pidge tells them he’s gone back to his room and is sort of standing in Sendak's blood????

So they follow Lothor to Shiro's room and he makes Shiro kneel and Shiro turns and is just staring at where they are And Prince Lothor is there, clearly controlling the collar

Now the paladins are pissed- Pissed™. It's hard enough finding allies and they feel so fucking dumb for even trying trust anyone galran. Keith wants to gut him

But then Shiro grins at Lothor and lets him pet him, the paladins are like wtf

Lothor: How was Sendak, I've heard he tastes delicious *sits and pulls Shiro's head onto to his lap* Shiro: he didn't taste quite as good as you milord *sucking on Lothor's fingers* (Paladins are noping so fucking hard rn) Shiro: I've got to go now, if I take any longer they'll come looking for me *kisses his inner wrist* (looking sultry with fucking fangs is an art Shiro has mastered) Lothor: *as Shiro tries to stand* can't they wait a little longer *pulling Shiro back into his lap ass first* just long enough to take care of this Shiro: Keith would throw a fit if he saw this *Lothor feeling him up* I better run milord

(His hand never stops glowing, not bright but it's ominous) (Keith is being restrained)

Lothor and Shiro stand and go to leave, Lothor kisses Shiro in the doorway then runs the other way, Shiro does not move

(Hunk: Is he just gonna stand there? That was pretty intense Pidge: shhhhh I think he's gonna do something) Shiro: there's guards heading this way and we need to go, I'm assuming you got all the prisoners out first? (Pidge: who is he talking to? There's no one else in that room Hunk: maybe he faked Sendak’s death?) Shiro: Keith, Lance, Allura we don't have time for this shit - we need to get the fuck off this ship before we're caught what are you all waiting for

(Coran: Quiznak)

(Silence on the comms because, he knew??? That they were there?? Second time today???) *scrambling to follow their leader because wtf is life and like Shiro ain't stopping for your short legs Keith* Allura: Shiro.. Shiro: shut up, it's three corridors to where you've put the lions but they'll fund them in a minute even with Pidge’s cloaking device Keith: Shiro- Shiro: we've got to run, keep up if you wanna get out alive *runs* *run after him because what the actual hell* Guard: HEY! STOP! I FOUND THE INTRUDERS! Shiro: Shit okay new plan, *kills the guy with his thighs* *carves a hole in the floor* Shiro: hold your breath* *all fall through the hole* Shiro:  *gestures at the side of the ship and starts to climb it with his hand*

(Pidge: I'm starting to think that if Shiro was less chill he'd actually be Keith Keith: what's that supposed to mean Hunk: you're impulsive Lance: don't think about stuff Allura: you just do Coran: it's a miracle your plans haven't gotten you killed tbh) *gets to the camouflaged lions where Shiro is waiting* *de-camouflage and get the fuck outta here plan is go*

* Keith and Shiro in the black lion* Keith: We all set?  Everyone: yes Keith: Shiro? Are you- Shiro: Keith get me outta this fucking place before I collapse *wormhole + exploding ship*

*base is at a planet not too far away*

*they land and it's so fucking awkward (for Keith because Shiro could not fucking care less he's too tired to give a shit tbh but yeah OK your best friend saw you getting felt up by slimeball of the century and saw you fucking 'liking it' it is not a comfortable ride or landing*

Shiro: I knew you be good at this, leading the paladins Keith:  Shiro... Shiro:  not sure Lance looks that good in red though, he's probably enjoying having her in his armor actually.  how's Hunk though, he ended up on a-  Keith: Shiro.     It's good to have you back

Shiro: thanks

Shiro: like I'm gonna need to be looked at but yeah Keith: you're not bleeding are you *they're walking out the lion now* Shiro: No, I didn't get hurt too badly in the arena *Keith winces because that eyebrow cut looks nasty* Shiro: its this *raises hand to the collar* (they're stopped just inside the lion, mouth door is still closed)

*skin is unblemished but sore looking Keith: is it hurting you? Shiro: nope, but I'm pulling it off my neck now and that's gonna hurt Keith: ...what

*do not superheat metal holy shit bad idea holy fuck Takashi Shirogane are you crazy*

*metal is superheated by the ominous hand of death and pulled off his throat, lion door opens, Keith freaks, Shiro falls and it's off to the med bay!