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easily-infatuated23 · 4 years ago

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I Have a Question to Ask You

a/n: I loved this request! I changed it up a bit but i hope you enjoy!

request: could i please make a request for a harry potter x gryffindor reader? taking place during the yule ball, Y/N is a popular girl and has many guys asking her to go with them. leaving harry with little chance to ask her, but he really wants to. so basically Y/N is like cho except she says yes to him lmao

pairing: Harry Potter x Gryffindor! Reader

summary: Harry asks Y/N, the most popular Gryffindor girl, to the Yule Ball

warnings: a sick burn on malfoy

word count: 1.2k

The Great Hall was as buzzing with an excitement that would normally seem out of place on a cold December morning such as this. But, the entire castle was looking forward to something special, the Yule Ball. Some people were elated at the idea of getting to dress up and be asked to the dance, and others were panicking about having to ask or be asked. Through all of the noise, one voice cut into the chosen one’s ears. “Harry get a hold of yourself” Hermione scolded. “You’ve been staring at Y/N for nearly two minutes” she finished. “Sorry I just can’t help it” Harry replied. He didn’t mean to fall for the most popular and beautiful girl in Gryffindor. It truly had been an accident. He had first seen her on the train to Hogwarts in his second year. He could still vividly remember the shy smile she flashed him that made his heart skip a beat.

“Have you ever considered, and this may sound crazy…talking to her?” Ron asked sarcastically. Harry glared at Ron across the table. Suddenly, the trio’s attention was drawn back to the girl. A large group of Ravenclaws had made their way over to her, pushing Jordan Hammer to the front of the pack. “Hey Y/N” he said as cooly as possible. Harry saw her sigh slightly before turning to face the tall Ravenclaw. “Hi Jordan” she replied. “This is going to be brutal” Ron said. “What do you mean?” Harry asked. “Just watch” Hermione replied, nodding her head in Y/N’s direction. “So anyways, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Yule Ball with me”. There was a pause. “Look Jordan, you are a really nice guy but I’m going to have to say no”. Jordan’s eyes dropped to the floor as the Ravenclaws and some of the surrounding Gryffindors burst into laughter. “I’m really sorry” Y/N said as the pack dispersed. “That really was brutal” Harry said turning back to his friends. “Thats not even the worst part. Thats the third guy to ask her…today” Ron replied. Harry raised his eyebrows. “Today? It’s only 8 am”. Ron nodded.

Since Y/N was the same year as Harry, he had nearly every class that day with her, and the proposals never seemed to stop. There was one from a 5th year Hufflepuff on the way to class from breakfast, one during Divinations from Draco Malfoy which ended particularly horribly with a great line from Y/N, and about 3 more throughout the day. In all that time, Harry had tried to go up and talk to her but people kept getting in the way. However, his luck seemed to turn during Potions. Snape had changed seating assignments which some how ended with Harry and Y/N being partners. Ron and Hermione were siting across from them, giving Harry small glances and nods. “This is your chance” Harry thought to himself. Once they began working on the class assignment, Harry mustered up all of his courage and spoke. “Your take down of Malfoy during Divinations was brilliant” he said. She looked up at him from her book and chuckled as she tucked a loose piece of hair behind her ear. “Yeah I am actually really proud of that” she replied. “I mean-‘I don’t see a date with me in your future’- absolutely hysterical!” The two laughed. “I’m sure you are tired of people asking you to the ball at all hours of the day”. She shrugged. “Yeah I guess. I mean, I appreciate that people care enough to say anything but it kinda feels like I’m just this trophy they are trying to prove to their friends they can win”. She looked back down at her book. There was a few moments of uncomfortable silence. “I’m really sorry about that. If it makes you feel better, I wasn’t planning on just coming up to you and trying to ask you to the ball”. Harry grimaced and he could of sworn he heard Hermione scoff. “Why did I say that?!” he thought. Y/N looked back at him, puzzled. “You weren’t?”. Thinking fast, Harry said the first thing he could think of. “No no, not like that, I mean you are incredibly beautiful and any guy would be lucky to go with you but, no matter who I ask I would want to talk to them first. I mean for all they know I could be the most boring date in the world and I would hate to do that to someone”. There was a small moment of silence again. “Nice save” Ron whispered sarcastically.

Y/N chuckled again before she suddenly composed herself and looked Harry directly in the eyes. “It’s a shame, you are probably the only person I would have said yes to”. She flashed him a small smirk before returning to her work. The whole table, especially Harry, were stunned. Harry looked at Ron, who was of no help. He merely shrugged and continued to look dumbfounded. Harry blinked and then an idea formed in his head. He picked up his quill and continued the assignment. “You know, I didn’t say I wasn’t planning on asking you” he said nonchalantly. Y/N stopped writing and turned to him. “What do you mean?” she asked. “All I said was I wasn’t planning on just walking up and asking you. And I don’t know about you but I’d consider this talking. So step one, success” he said, barely looking up from his work. Y/N smiled and bit her lip slightly before returning back to her work. “So, what’s step two?” she inquired. Harry’s heart was pounding. He hadn’t thought this far ahead. “Well, I was going to come up to you in the common room and ask you about a homework assignment and then after you answered I was gonna start to walk away…” he started. “Mmm hmm and then..?” she asked, smirking at him again. “Um well then I was going turn around like I had forgotten something and say something along the lines of ‘I have a question to ask you, do you want to go to the ball?’ and then hope you said yes”.

Once he finished this little charade he looked at her. She was biting her lip again and clearly holding back a laugh. “You made all of that up right now didn’t you?” she asked. “Yeah pretty much” Harry replied. They both laughed again. “I’m going to have to do that now aren’t I?” he asked. “Oh definitely” she replied, still laughing. “But don’t worry, I promise I’ll say yes. Besides, I turned down nearly 27 people waiting for you to ask me.” Harry’s jaw dropped. “Y-you, wait, you were waiting for me to ask you?” he stammered. “27 people?” Ron said loudly, earning a slap on the back of the head from Hermione. Just then, class ended and everyone began collecting their things. “What time should I happen to find myself in the common room tonight?” Y/N asked coyly. “Around 7:30?” Harry proposed. She smiled and squeezed his hand. “Can’t wait” she said as she picked up her bag and left the classroom. Hermione and Ron walked up beside Harry. “That was quite the rollercoaster” Hermione said. “Tell me about it” Ron replied.

#Harry Potter #harry potter fanfiction #harry potter imagine #Ron Weasley #Hermione Granger #Gryffindor #gryffindor!reader #harry potter x reader #harry potter x gryffindor!reader #yule ball #Draco Malfoy

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hongism · 3 years ago

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UM CALY!!!?!!?

MOC46AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSUSUAJSJSJSJWNNSNSJAKWKWKAKKSNSNXNJXIAIWIWISJSJKAKAMZNSJWIQKMANXJSUWIWJJDEaaUNAHUABAHVAUJAINIKOSMNWJWJNSUBSBGSBUSNUEMI

SORRY BUT YOU KINDA HAD THAT ONE COMING 😭😭😭 ABSOLUTELY DISCOMBOBULATED AFTER READING THIS CHAPTER I JUST HAD TO *SMASHES HEAD INTO KEYBOARD*

as a hongjoong x mc enjoyer from the start, i hope you know i’ll never fully recover from this AHAHA but before coming to the part that we as a society should and will never move on from, i have to say you really never ever fail to step up your game my beloved 🥹

“I’ve gathered as much, yes. That I’m apparently able to put my hand through someone’s chest and rip their heart out if I so desire.”

“And I’m the Siren Iboun who can kill Sirens in the Dreamscape.” Wooyoung barks out a laugh as though he’s told the funniest joke imaginable.”

this scene made me cry-laughed bc my heart aches for both of them so much. i cant fathom feeling so alone and hopeless for the longest time, then meeting the one person that gets you just for them to forget about you completely. and as mc or wooyoung mentioned in the previous chapter, imagine how much pain you have to go through to choose erasing your memory completely. im so glad they got reunited and mc is starting to remember things and they’re so cute i just 🥹🥹🥹

“I still kinda want to punch you in the neck though. Several times. With a steel pipe.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time, little lady!”

“And yet somehow I don’t want you dead.”

i dont wanna say that they’re cute but like THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE when they seem to just temporarily go back to the good old times… obviously jisung deserves whatever is coming for him and nothing can justify his actions but he reminds me of taylor swift’s ‘don’t blame me’ - specifically the part that goes “don’t blame me, love made me crazy”, and its sort of sad…. (but fr if moc is ever made into a film you can sure as hell expect me to make those tiktok edits LMAO the things i do for moc…)

Except when he lifts the gun, you find its aim pointed at your head rather than Jisung’s.

you know i’ll probably spend every living moment until the next chapter comes out just wondering what will happen next right?….. please omg he can’t do this it’s probably hyunwoo’s ass again i hope he trips and drowns in his own bs akskskwk

You watch with a careful gaze as he cups his free hand over the end of the thin tube and presses the lighter close. A small huff of opaque smoke clouds up around his face after the first puff.

wtf the noise i made when i read this LMAOOO just when i thought i’ve seen everything, he had to do this??? how can one POSSIBLY become any hotter????? i’ll just casually daydream about this moment forever.

“That you’re mine.”

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 THATS IT IM LEAVING

“I don’t see why that’s necessary at all,” you start to protest, but the words fall on deaf ears as that coat you were analyzing seconds earlier starts getting pulled from the captain’s form without further ado. You look away in a panic, jerking your head so far to the side that it makes your neck hurt some. “Truly, this is far from necessary, Captain.”

UGH i could quote so many other parts (or might as well just quote everything tbh) but this start to the whole sexual tension scratches my brain in the best way, truly. anything i imagined happening between these two, you just made it 1000 times better. this might as well trump every other smut scene i’ve ever read AND THERES NO ACTUAL SMUT?? 😭 just know i’ll never recover miss caly, never…. unlesssss you get them to actually do the devils tango AKSKSKSKSK ily i can’t wait for ur work <3 — 🌊

DIFJAIWEOJFAIOWEFA IM SCREAMIGORJGOEI BESTIE!!! UR KEYSMASH IS SO LONG IT BROKE THE ASKBOX IM LAUGHIGN

THANK YOUUUUU 😭😭😭😭 i try my best to always improve to the point where im like omg isnt this too much? i feel like in a lot of ways i cant OUTDO MYSELF ANYMORE THAN THIS IT WOULD JUST BE TOO MUCH!

i really adore them so very much and i think they have something so innately special together, and something that has been touched on briefly is the fact that seonghwa has been present for both of them but it still isn’t the same as what wooyoung and mc have 🥲🥲

PLSSSSS im glad it read well bc i was worried it would read too much as a redemption when i was trying to be like !!! this isn’t redemption !!! and it is absolutely bittersweet in so many ways and it’s so deeply... difficult to traverse but that’s what makes it so !!! fun to read and enjoyable to debate!!!

FKJEHKLFHWLUIEHFW PLEASE 😭

EIOJFOWIJFWOIEFW look how do you think i felt... WRITING IT... i was falling apart fr i won’t lie...

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 THATS IT IM LEAVING

THIS HAS ME IN LITERALLYIJRIOJAIOJERFIOAWJEF TEARS BESTIE I CANTUIHSDFHWIUEF PELASE THE OFWOIFJWEIOFJO BREATHE BESTIE BREATHE!

brain scratching i do love to see it !! just hearing that its BETTER THAN SMUT WITH NO ACTUAL SMUT SLDKFJSLKDFJ THAT’S SUCH A COMPLIMENT AND ALSO SO INSANE TO ME THANK YOU???? we’ll have to wait and see what happens and how it all plays out though 😼

#mists of celeste #moc: spoilers

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katara0524 · 4 years ago

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Impromptu Ramblings about the NEO:TWEWY Demo

In case y'all weren't aware, I've been a pretty big fan of TWEWY for a couple years now, and with the sequel coming out next month, the excitement I feel for this game is greater than ever :) I played the Demo for the first time yesterday, and following a couple views of some livestreams of others playing it, I felt like sharing my (very ramble-y) thoughts prior to the release of the full game. This post WILL contain spoilers for both TWEWY and NEO:TWEWY, so if you want to avoid those from now on, please block the tags: #twewy spoilers, #ntwewy spoilers, #neo twewy spoilers, #ntwewy, and #neo twewy ^_^ Oh, and if you wanna keep up with any other posts I make about my experience with this game, please refer to the tag "kat plays neo twewy" :)

-First things first: I have not watched the Final Trailer and I don't plan on doing so to avoid spoilers, especially after the pre-release era of KH3 where a lot of the later trailers spoiled a lot of the endgame content. That being said, I've seen some minor screenshots from the final trailer including what many believe to be characters from the original TWEWY, namely Shiki and Joshua. That is all I know about the Final Trailer and I would very much like to remain as blind as possible going into NEO :)

-The very first cutscene was quite ominous in the sense that this game is likely going to be about "changing fate" (a recently common theme in Squeenix games, which I do appreciate), perhaps leading off from the end of A New Day in the OG and trying to stop an Inversion of Shibuya. Also worth noting that A New Day had similar aspects in which the main character experienced "future visions" of tragic events, although in A New Day these events were not able to be changed, while in NEO it seems like one of the main "powers" our protagonist has is specifically to rewrite these events and avoid a "bad ending." Very interesting indeed!

-I really like the revamped comic book style dialogue scenes, it's much more fluid and modern, which is an excellent direction for the series to take!

-I would love to have an actual PokemonGO knockoff of Final Fantasy creatures, please Squeenix that would be incredibleeeeee

-Also the LINE stickers??? Are so cute???

-I would just like to point out that Fret is an absolute treasure throughout this entire demo, he's hilarious and I will protect him with my life

-UHHHH don't like that Fret picked up some Reaper Pins just out of nowhere.....or the fact that they're apparently popular all over Shibuya.............did y'all not learn anything from the OG game or what lmao

-Okay so when I first got the "curry or ramen" scene and heard NPCs talking about the new curry place replacing the old ramen place I became IMMENSELY distressed that Ramen Don was totally cut from the game because....well, Ramen Don is a King okay?? But I'm glad to learn that no, he didn't fall off the face of the earth, he's still in business and he's the one opening the curry restaurant lolol. PHEW, crisis averted!

-.....I don't like the sudden appearance of a Wall Reaper and being able to read NPC thoughts. Wtf happened when they left the ramen place??? Are they playing the Game alive somehow?

-Okay so I have my own theories about this "Swallow" character and what they're up to but considering this is only the Demo and I still Have No Idea What's Happening, I'm just gonna say that I think Swallow intentionally led Rindo and Fret to the Crossing so they could join the Game. I mean, add in the fact that Swallow still communicates with Rindo during the Game and you've got yourself a suspicious character right there lol

-"Hey they're shooting off fireworks!" Fret honey that's not fireworks oof (see also: "*laughs* I'm in danger")

-WOOOOOO way to traumatize Rindo right off the bat like that LMAOO

-The visuals for the intro are VERY GOOD, the song is pretty decent until it gets all "screamo" (which I absolutely cannot stand sorry lol)

-Shoka is every Customer Service employee ever and I respect that

-Susukichi went from being "meh" to "WOW THIS GUY IS FUN" in the span of 10 seconds and I also respect that (he is also built like an Absolute Unit which is hilarious)

-The Wall Reapers (and just Reapers in general) seem.....way nicer and more helpful this time around?? Like in the OG the Wall Reapers were SO RUDE gfhjgjdfkhn and yeah I'm sure we'll get some like that but the juxtaposition of the first Wall Reaper in the OG compared to the first one in NEO is insane.

-The puzzles are quite a bit more entertaining this time around even if it's generally the same "fetch quest" formula lol

-"Rindo's Group" way to go Fret HFKJDGHSDFKJ mans really left the default name in there lmao

-OKAYOKAYOKAY so to those who aren't aware I am a MASSIVE SIMP for Sho Minamimoto, he's my absolute favorite and I think about him daily. HIS INTRODUCTION IS. INCREDIBLE. I LOVE IT SM.

-GOD hearing him actually SPEAK FULL SENTENCES is just SO SURREAL I love this sm

-Also the remix of his theme???? NEO TRANSFORMATION????? IT'S SO GOOD????????? It's like gone from a Boss Theme to a more triumphant sounding theme and I am HERE for it (every version of Transformation is just INCREDIBLE and getting a new one is even better)

-I Love Him, Your Honor

-Also idk how exactly but it's kinda weird seeing Sho in the OG vs NEO, cuz while he's mostly the same Insane Math-Obsessed Catboy, he's.....calmed down quite a bit?? Like OG made a whole point of how poorly he cooperates with others (not to mention just being completely unhinged and trying to kill everyone), whereas here in NEO he's......actually kinda working with others??? HELLO???? Sir what happened to you and Neku during those 3 years I would love to know all about it

-I guarantee you Sho is still probably scheming shite and will likely pull some total insane BS later down the road, and I am very much looking forward to that. Also, is he looking for a certain Pin or something??? Cuz he keeps talking about different Pins and even mentions "this is just another Psych Pin" like he's actively looking for a Pin to do something with. Maybe it also has to do with the "latent powers of Players" thing he mentioned as well??? What is this dude UP TO oml (also is he in contact with Neku at all?? they're both technically fugitives at this point right?? WHAT HAPPENED AFTER A NEW DAY I AM BEGGING YOU)

-I seems like Sho ALSO has an idea of what's going on in this specific game (even if he won't admit it straightforward). Per his quote "The game's 142,857. Factor it out," he's essentially saying, "This game is a neverending cyle, figure out how to get out of it" (or at least that's what I got from his "cyclic number" nonsense lolol)

-I do like how Sho mostly stays out of sight until he's needed for a battle or assisting with a mission, that's kind of on par with his whole "uncooperative" quirk from the OG, plus he might literally have to stay out of sight of other Reapers and Players considering he's likely breaking the rules of the Game (not surprising considering him and Neku broke practically every rule in the book during OG)

-The nicknames for Sho- I can't- They're so FUNNYYYY GFHJSDFKJ

-He goes from being called "Pi-Face" and "Tabooty" in OG to "Mr. Minami" and "M-Teezy" in NEO LMAOO

-(Wowee I just realized I've been mostly talking about Sho oopsies sorry y'all, this is what I meant by thinking about him almost daily he is THAT much of a fav of mine ghfkjsd)

-Okay RIP Fret and Rindo for not getting literally ANY explanation as to how the Game works OOF, that is kinda cringe that whoever gets the Pin earns points, not whoever erases the Noise (which like I understand but also URRRGGHHH I WANNA SEE THE SQUAD SUCCEED)

-"I should be going home now it's getting late" Oh you sweet summer child-

-Also love the mention of parents in this game???? KH you could learn a thing or two from TWEWY (poor Rindo's mom fhgjkdh)

-KUBO IS HILARIOUS I SUPPORT HIM AND HIS GROSS FACE (also thank you Final Trailer thumbnail for spoiling my suspicions about him very cool smh)

-Kaie is a LAD I also support him, go King type those funky texts I believe in you

-FRET PLS STOP SCANNING FHGJKSDHKJFGHFKJ he's like me when I scan in OG during Weeks 2 and 3 and see Taboo Noise coming after me ghfjdshfj

-Also Rindo can you stay off your phone for TWO SECONDS ik you're trying to figure things out but Fret is a jelly boi and I don't want him to be upset with you my guy

-Sho being an actual sorta mentor to the kiddos?? Who are you sir this is so unlike you ghfgskj what happened to the guy who tried shooting children in the face 8 times over LMAO (granted he's probably just using them but it's still nice to see him actually cooperating and sharing knowledge with the kiddos aaaaa)

-EYO EIJI OJI THE TIKTOK INFLUENCER IS BACK LMAO

-hgjkfshgkjf "we aren't glorifying capitalism on my watch" THATS SO FUNNY TO ME GFHJFSDGHJKS (also an all-orange ensemble is disgusting you deserve jail for one thousand years fkn Cheddar Goldfish Cheezit ass woman)

-WICKED TWISTERS NAME DROP EYOOO we love to see it

-gfhsgjf Poor Rindo embarassing himself for the sake of the Game that's incredible

-R e t u r n t o M O N K E. That is all.

-Dialogue during boss battles is HELLA cool i love that

-HHHHH THE KANON SCENE MADE ME A N G E R Y FRET STOP SIMPING MY GUY says the girl with a Literal Simp Encyclopedia and simps for pixels on a screen daily

-Can't wait to see the other Reapers :eyes emoji:

-CAN'T WAIT TO SEE NAGI MY BELOVED YEAHHHH WOOOOOO AAAAND that's about it for the demo lolol, I absolutely CANNOT wait for next month, this game is gonna be INCREDIBLE holy hell Prepare for more simping, more screaming, and more vibing from Yours Truly :) I fully intend on sharing more general thoughts like this on both Tumblr and Twitter so it's not just reblog-retweet-reblog-retweet with the occasional comment fhgskjd

If you wanna witness my insanity up close and personal I have a Square Enix Discord server called Sea Side Dreamers! You can look it up on Disboard, or you can add me on Discord @Katara0524#9244 for a direct link :) We have topics about Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, NieR, and ofc TWEWY (as well as other topics!), so if you want some good ol' chaos and chitchat, you're more than welcome to join!

#neo twewy #ntwewy #neo twewy spoilers #ntwewy spoilers #twewy #neo: the world ends with you #the world ends with you #twewy spoilers #twewy rindo #rindo kanade #twewy fret #tosai furesawa #twewy sho #sho minamimoto #long post #also shameless Discord plug lmaooo #kat plays neo twewy

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varusai · 4 years ago

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who do you think is the most dateable dark matter thief?? i know you have an opinion and i need to hear it

sorry for the late response anon i honestly had to think abt this one for a few days lmao, but yeah i have opinions. below the cut bc fr i have opinions, all of them have major pros and cons (based on my characterization at least) and really i just have to break it down for u

Boros, everyones obvious first choice, but certainly not mine.

Pros: rich, tall, pretty, fun af, passionate, will kill for you np, give you anything you want, literally anything.

cons: has a god complex, doesnt respect you, not his number one priority at all, will forget about you once its not interesting for him anymore, probably argumentative/combative af, is very very smart and has no problem manipulating you in all the worst ways, is very entitled so he will never feel bad about anything, cant win arguments either bc he’ll want to settle it with combat, will get offended over little things just to argue bc he thinks thats fun

this is a relationship you’d get into if you literally have nothing to lose and dont care about your mental health. like hes hot but this shit would be toxic af and he will ruin your life and leave you to go fuck around and fight someone on the other side of the universe. this will be the best of times and the worst of times for you and you will never be the same afterward mentally or emotionally. the only way i would even consider it is if i lost my damn mind. The only way a relationship with him would ever work long term is if you were physically stronger than him and were capable of putting him in his place OR you were smart enough, suicidal enough, and interesting enough to him to engage in some psychological warfare and reject him if he asked you. Make him chase you for years, say yes, then decide that /he’s/ boring /you/ and leave him for another member of the squad to just destroy their established hierarchy and humble him to the point that he’s obsessed with you.

i dont have the energy for all that, so i’ll just smash and pass.

0/10 completely undateable

Geryuganshoop, also a probable second choice for many:

pros: cute, nice, tentacle alien (obviously), will respect you np, will also give you anything you want, not antagonistic at all, telepathic communication so no risk of miscommunication, emotionally intelligent and available, loyal to a fault,

cons: horrible boss/best friend that you will have to listen to him vent about for at least 3 hours a day, complete yes man as well so he will not tell boros no or cut him off and you will be stuck dealing with this no matter what, severely mentally ill and wont go to therapy bc he thinks hes handling it well, workaholic, needs a lot, and i mean A LOT of attention

this relationship would be great if not for boros lol. boros sabotages his social and romantic life but geryu has been friends with him too long to either cut him off or establish boundaries. he has no backbone (figuratively and literally) and wouldnt even consider it. he’ll ignore you in favor of his job too, to a massive degree. also i think that while the telepathic communication would be a major plus in most cases, here i feel like i’d have no less than 16 different, never before seen on earth, mental illnesses projected right into my brain just from being within a certain radius of him.

im already fucked up enough in that sense so pass unfortunately.

it would be a yes without boros in the picture tho lmao

so prob like 4/10 iffy datablillity, 1 level increase with each decade of therapy he gets tho so a lot of potential :D

Groribas, my fav girl:

pros: straightforward, realistic, very clear expectations, will not fuck around with you whatsoever like there is no mind games or anything here, will kill for you, rich and non materialistic so she’ll basically just let you do whatever with her money since she doesn t care about it, cares about her job but like...a normal amount. she absolutely has a good work/life balance, highly organized so she will not forget important dates, loyal af and will defend your honor under any circumstances, mean but in a funny way, a ton of fun to hang out with if you’re into that, no eyes so i dont have to worry abt eye contact ever

cons: extremely high expectations, like exhaustingly high, and not even a bit of flexibility there, if you dont meet the cut its a no, she’ll let you know and leave same day, she will also bully you, you need a thick skin and great sense of humor to survive, bad at feelings if you need emotional support???? go elsewhere, shes mega emotionally unavailable, will probably want to share bodies as a form of intimacy

overall its a solid 6.5/10 dateability for me i love the directness and no bs approach, we would def get along well. however, while im not sensitive, shes def gonna hit on some insecurities at some point and it will cause an argument lol. but i mean whatever. it happens. the body sharing would be an issue though, same reason i wouldnt be chill with having a symbiote despite being a major venom fucker. i need my space i cant deal with that. so thats a possible deal breaker if she couldnt get over that lol. and she wont, so we wouldnt work out. i wish it fuckin would tho😭😭😭 i would take whatever crumbs of attention she would be willing to give me

Melzalgald, my fav they/them bastard:

pros: amorphous and shapeshifting aka extremely attractive according to my taste in monsters, tall af but could chose to be a more reasonable survivable size lol, self contained and self-entertaining so they dont need a ton of attention to be happy, funny af, rich, will give you whatever you want and probably a bunch of shit you didnt know you wanted, very fun, built in friend group if you didnt already have friends, extremely emotionally intelligent and great people skills due to living in a collective, stupid af by choice, like some of em are very smart, but they dont claim that, will say fuck work and tell boros to eat shit to spend time with you, will kill for you as well, but only if you ask them to bc their first inclination is to just bother someone to death, very loyal, once they like you they like you really forever, it would take some pretty extreme circumstances to make them dislike you

cons: annoying af and its unavoidable, will talk over you, all of them at once will talk over you and do so loudly, no respect for personal space, they dont even know what that is, will probably accidentally manhandle you, they act stupid but arent so they can be manipulative, even if it isnt bad and they dont really mean to be, impulsive, forgetful of the needs of organic creatures so they will bother you at all hours of the day and night if you arent firm with boundaries, disgustingly extroverted and will bring randoms to your place without asking, or just...make new cluster members and you have to roll with it, will eat or absorb literally anything you have, will antagonize and bother you for fun, major jump scare risk since sometimes the forms are....fleshy

this ones hard for me like theyre hot af and i feel like they’d be super fun and good partners, but god....the noise. idk how long i could deal with that lol i dont like people in my house. it would drive me up the wall, but then again...i can simply kick them out when ive had enough. they arent projecting mental illness directly into my brain or requiring me to share a body sintelligento major plus. creepy thing/symbiote style hot monster without any of the invasiveness so tbh 8/10 dateability

some people date loud annoying extroverts who dont understand personal space that /arent/ rich, loyal, or emotionally intellegent so i’d be winning on a few different fronts lmao

#lord boros #geryuganshoop #groribas #melzalgald #dark matter thieves #opm #i put way too much thought into this after not thinking abt them in a long while #it was fun tho #Anonymous

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astrologista · 4 years ago

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jason stop dying

ooooook i just watched ditf. it was PRETTY GOOD.... i only wish there was MOOORE! watching this REALLY brought me back to 2011 times to see it and i think they did a good job with most of the character design and animations insofar as matching it to the original. (maybe i’m totally wrong but i thought it looked good for the most part... also i just really love these character designs in particular). obviously the budget is not what it would be on a feature, so there are a LOT of places where animation gets recycled and many still frames. some parts are basically a slideshow lol. but i only sort of came to that realization awhile after watching, so i think they did a fairly good job of masking this... ymmv

so let’s get into it!!!

SPOILERS a-head! do not read until you’ve watched it because i’ll spoil everything

now obviously the thing to be aware of if you are not is the fact that this adaptation is not a panel-by-panel adaptation of the original death in the family comic. all references to jason’s mother (save one mention of her dying of illness) are completely removed, they go to bosnia instead of africa, and the circumstances around jason leaving are also heavily altered to fit the new narrative. this adaptation does slot perfectly into the universe established by the under the red hood animated movie from 2011 though, without which one would be pretty confused when watching this. it’s kind of a mystery as to why they didn’t just package this with utrh and release the entire thing as a collectors edition. instead they package it with like 4 or 5 unrelated dc showcase shorts which makes absolutely 0 sense but go off i guess. anyway

i liked that they took the time to adapt the scene from the original ditf where bruce is talking to alfred about jason! (i do not like that alfred didn’t get any lines. bad choice). tbh i can’t understand why they bothered showing us alfred, barbara and dick if they weren’t gonna give them any lines..... like come on........??

HOW INTENSE BRUCE LOOKS WHEN HE FINDS JASON IN SARAJEVO and just. grabs him lol. hes smad :)

ok so one two skip a few and we get to the first branch. instead of calling 1-900 we now get to choose whether jason lives or dies. there are 7 possible endings i think i got em all so let’s see what we got here.

“Hush” Route - Robin cheats death

hgrgdggr. i definitely think this is one of the more interesting endings, if not the most interesting one. this is also the only ending in which both bruce and jason survive the bombing. bruce is still too late, but this time jason barely clings to life and survives. as a hurt/comfort fan i was 100% on this shit from the word go but then jason? runs away from home lmao lmao i thought that was SO funny because 1) hes super messed up, how is he able to just literally run out the house that is SO funny to me and 2) implying that bruce would ever not be keeping an eye on him after that is just, lmao. it’s so zany. i call this the “hush” route because of the bandages but there are no other references to hush so ok. that’s fair. so anyway jason is now angsty for loosely explained reasons but the most fun part is yet to come.

when talia showed up, i really thought / was terrified for a second that they were gonna bring up certain “events” regarding damian’s parentage / who damian’s father is but then she mentioned bruce and i was like OH THANK GOD WE CAN STILL GO TO HEAVEN. i am so so grateful to the writers for NOT going there. cuz it was damn close ok. im not sure what the implication of this route is in terms of talia, jason and damian being a family unit but i want to believe talia sees jason as a son and damian’s brother (which is how she refers to him, damian’s brother) and not... yknow. i mean. jason raising a baby is kind of like a baby raising a baby...

no actually the reality of this scene is really dfuckin interesting like. they actually go with the “birth of the demon” (forget if it was birth of the demon or bride of the demon. one of those.) explanation for damian and that is something i’ve NEVER seen adapted so whoever wrote this can have a cookie and i kNOW this is something a certain someone will appreciate :)

not only that but the implications? are interesting? so talia’s claim is she miscarried so bruce won’t have to “choose” between damian and jason and idk if she’s supposed to be all on the-up-and-up in this universe but. i’m sitting here like GIRL YOU DON’T GOTTA DO THIS HE HAS A PRIVATE JET HAVEN’T YOU HEARD OF SHARED CUSTODY and BETTER YET HE HAS A MANSION JUST GO ON MAURY AND GET THIS SORTED OUT RIGHT NOWwwww

i’m also LAUGHING at the implications of jason thinking theres anywhere on earth that he’s going to go and hide damian’s existence from bruce. because you already know he’s just going to be tearing the planet apart looking for jason so this is actually hilarious. imagine he finds jason in one piece and also a baby. his baby. he’d be like (@ talia) “OMG WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULDN’T WANT THEM BOTH u are tearing me apart talia......” BUT THEN HE WOULD BE SO FREAKING HAPPY BECAUSE HE HAS TWO ALIVE SONS AND HE THOUGHT THEY WERE BOTH DEAD / (lost to crime)!!!

please lord imagine all of jason’s angst probably just originating from the fact that he has a brain injury that hasn’t fully healed and the trauma of going through all those surgeries probably gave him a lot of fear / paranoia about bruce and associating him with the joker because his neural pathways are all messed up but after he leaves he starts slowly healing back and regaining some of his lost sanity and thats when he realizes he misses bruce so much... but hes also raising his child... and every day it gets more difficult for him not to just take damian and bring him home and i ;v;

anyway i thought this route, while it had a few inconsistencies in it, was really freaking interesting and it gave me feels and plot bunnies and is probably the one i want to write about the MOST despite the fact that baby damian looks like a character from one of those web flash games in this lol

“True” End - Jason Dies

now if you select that jason dies the route basically defaults to the canon of under the red hood and the fact that utrh does not come packaged with this movie is a rather mystifying choice to me as i don’t think this adaptation would stand on its own very well. like you need quite a bit of background to really get anything out of watching this on its own, which is probably why it’s classified as a “short” and not as its own movie.

instead of showing all of utrh, it seems they took the opportunity to give a ~30 minute recap of utrh with basically entirely reused animation but they allow bruce to sort of. give his dvd commentary over it.

the biggest feeling i have on this is that it’s sad that they had to waste 30 minutes like this that could’ve been used to do something new and much more interesting, but honestly i’m not mad. it seems kind of obvious that this choice was probably made for budget and/or runtime reasons because a short does not get the same budget set aside as a full length feature film does. so they basically took the option of recycling 30 minutes of animation from the movie and dubbing new audio over it.

in evangelion they ran out of budget and that’s why the last two episodes consist of nothing more than still pencil drawings and frames while the characters engage in philosophical debates concerning the nature of reality and human connection. and i really enjoyed that. and for the same reasons, i also really enjoyed this.

i enjoyed seeing the clark kent of this universe. i enjoyed that he was basically out on a date with bruce. i enjoyed that bruce was willing to open up for once and tell clark all of what happened with jason. but what really makes this segment shine bright are bruce greenwood’s line reads. there are SO MANY good line reads in here. and i LOVED how many times he said the word “son”. very wholesome. the way he describes how he felt during the final fight with jason? probs my favorite FUCKING part.

and then him and clark joking together about contingency plans and then they’re going to work together to find jason and i ;_; this is probably the closest thing to a “good” ending but as a continuation of utrh i thought it worked really well. i really want to believe that bruce and clark did find jason in this route and that there was some closure in the end even though we didn’t get to see it.

including clark in this was DEFINITELY the right move as well, considering that he played a rather large role in the original ditf so it’s a welcome nod.

The rest of the branches exist under a separate option where Bruce makes it in time to save Jason from the warehouse... but Bruce dies......... :O

let me tell you bout it... bruce’s fucking DEATH SCENE i don’t know WHAT my man bruce greenwood is on, but the freaking LINE READS in this dialogue had me making INHUMAN NOISES. LIKE NOT ONLY WAS THE DIALOGUE GOOD, NOT ONLY DID HE SAY “I LOVE YOU, SON”, but this man is just an amazing actor. not just voice actor, but actor. he really really really really gave it the most i don’t know how else to say it....... it was very very well done and punched me sideways in the heart and i haven’t recovered and i’m not going to recover. and

ok so once we get past that.... scene.... u have to choose whether you’re going to catch the joker or kill the joker. bruce asks jason to promise not to kill the joker but technically jason doesn’t promise so........

Let’s start by choosing to kill the Joker. Jason attends Bruce’s funeral and various members of the Justice League show up to talk with him and just generally hang out. He has Alfred, Dick and Barbara as his support system, but Jason has some other plans.

This leads to a scene in a cafe where Jason meets with a man who... something something Killing Joke, flashlight, more Barbara being used as a plot device when she deserves better, Jason kills the Joker with a butter knife.

Once you do this you can choose to surrender to the police, or retaliate and escape.

Jailbird Ending

basically if you surrender to the police jason ends up in prison where he can actually attack even more criminals so.... ya

If you retaliate and escape instead you go to the Red Robin route where Jason becomes a vigilante who kills people much like the Red Hood and you get a further choice in a fight with Two Face where you can control how Harvey’s coin lands.

Tim Ending!

If you choose the coin to land clean face up, the thing rewards you by having Tim show up and I forgot what happened (wasn’t really paying attention lol) because i was so focused on TIM!

Prolly they felt sorry for him what with Jason stealing what is essentially his outfit (ok I know it was Jason’s first, but Tim made it cool) so they let a little baby tim have an appearance :) he’s very smol

I guess in this ending Jason gets reintegrated with the family somehow and Tim becomes “Bat-kid” which is hilarious to me but you know what it’s cute. CUTE.

The one ending where the coin lands scarred side up

i honestly forget what happens if you choose to have the coin land scarred side up but let me just say this is a FUCKED route to take, not only have you had jason survive and bruce die, you’ve now chosen to kill the joker against bruce’s dying wish, you’ve chosen to attack the police, and at the end of that you really are gonna choose harvey’s coin to be scarred face up???? choosing this made me feel like a DICK because here i am supporting jason’s whole fall to madness and villainy thing the way it wants me to and now he’s gonna die HERE? i hate it here.

interestingly enough he doesn’t actually die in this route. he ends up at home with barbara and dick while dealing with the fact that he killed the joker but the route ends with jason saying “i promise” so i guess this is supposed to be kinda sad. im so confused lol ok

So that is all the options if you choose to kill the joker, I believe. You can also make the choice to just catch him instead of killing him but amazingly enough, those routes are even more FUCKED up.

If you do this option Jason goes home, mourns Bruce with Dick, Barbara and Alfred, and becomes Red Hood BUT with a twist, he’s entirely on a bloodless operation in line with Bruce’s wishes. OR.... IS HE?

Things then follow the events of UTRH until the scene on the bridge with the van and the guys. Jason finally confronts Joker, who reveals the truth.

Apparently in this route Jason has actually been killing and decapitating his victims just like in the original movie, but he’s repressed it so as to not even realize to himself that he’s doing it.

that is FUCKED. also. i wanna cry because jason doing all of that stuff but not even realizing it ;------; jason blocking it out, because he wanted to honor bruce’s wishes for him not to kill anyone ;______; but he’s doing it anyway ;_____; he’s actually hearing voices telling him to kill ;____; like it’s a very cheap twist in a sense and also really quite cruel but.... damn, son.

There is a branch here where you can choose to spare or kill the Joker at this point (UNDERTALE???) but from what I can tell it seems to be totally meaningless what choice you pick because you end up at the exact same point either way, I think there’s a small variation in what happens after you make the choice but after that they just coalesce back together into the following two endings. Which seems incredibly cheap to me, I mean making a choice like that should alter Jason’s path completely but, it doesn’t! So... ooook....

Either way Jason ends up on the Wayne building and Talia shows up with a re-animated Bruce from the pit. Here’s another fun blast from the 2011 past with more gratuitous Grant Morrison dreck, remember that shit? Well, they’re gonna jam it down your throat here, too.

The reanimated Bruce is the Zur En Arrh Bruce and he’s already dead so this is all meaningless but basically Jason fights him and you get to choose whether everybody lives or dies.

Zur En Arrh - Everyone Lives!

if you pick this, jason actually gets the re-animated bruce back to the batcave and they lock him up down there because he’s still pit-mad and the prognosis is not great. but i’m not sure what they expected, he is the zur-en-arrh guy so I don’t think he’s getting better.

Zur En Arrh - Everyone Dies!

pretty much there’s an explosion and all three of them die and that’s it

I think that should be all the possible endings there are.

By the way the different ways in which black mask dies in this was actually a fairly clever running gag lollll. let that mf burn we don’t need no water.

overall there are a couple of things i would have done to SIGNIFICANTLY improve this adaptation beyond some of the obvious ones.

- the fact that all of the branching options are branched exclusively under the “jason lives and bruce dies” branch is a huge wasted opportunity. imo this is the most egregious problem with this, i was really looking for a more balanced tree / explanation of different things. i am probably super biased though being a fic writer and used to fic, we’re the ones making huge ass trees every day lol.

- the fact that there is no “good” ending here is something i kind of expected but given the context of this is lackluster. i sort of get it though because granted, the original ditf ends in an unresolved manner but it’s distinctly unsatisfying here. i secretly wanted an ending where bruce, like, figures out about the different endings and hacks reality to try to find a good ending where jason lives and everything is fine lmao. like a bat mite ending.

- i was disappointed in a sense that the narrative given in here is so basically simplistic? maybe i’ve been spoiled by games like 999 and undertale where shit gets messy and that’s not what this is supposed to be but when i play something with multiple endings in this day and age, at least play with the concept a little bit and connect some of the branches together narratively. use different devices. i was also hoping some of the choices would be a little bit meatier like you could choose to “forgive bruce” or something cool like that lol. but it looks like the majority of choices have to do with who lives or dies. and i felt like they couldve been a bit more creative with that ya know? being able to control harvey’s coin was a GREAT example of having some more fun with this.

- it is a huge missed opportunity not to have a “secret ending” on something like this. like where. the fuck. is my secret ending for completing everything. come on. and in a similar vein there should’ve been at least something in terms of bruce and jason interacting in a “true ending”. even if very brief. the closest thing to an ending this has is the “jason died” route and then the ending where he’s talking to clark which i feel like was a REALLY nice good optimistic ending as far as this goes, but it comes off as kind of disappointing i guess

there were SO many interesting nuggets locked into this thing though. i can’t deny it bugs me how many wasted opportunities there were with how they chose to structure things but i guess it’s the best you can do with limited runtime. i thought it was really well done though, makes an interesting companion piece to the original utrh, and is definitely something that i will be re-watching again soon!! overall i give it a 7/10 and some parts an 8/10+!

#a death in the family #death in the family #ditf #it was cool to see the different ideas they had to offer finally?#for what it was #it was kind of a collection of shorts and half spun ideas #plus i think about this shit like every day #so i cant help but be interested #someone come and talk to me about this #i really want to know #what ppl thought #spoilers #ditf spoilers #death in the family spoilers

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apprenticenerd · 4 years ago

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"Anyone can send me an ask with one of the titles and I’ll post a snippet or talk about that WIP!" The Acropolis, Tacet, Checklist, A Tiny Galaxy, Hearsay, Going Back, Ella Disenchanted, Making Peace, The Slashed Circle, Wake Up, Tenno, Midnight, Heliotropism, Arrhythmia, the one about Among Us, the one about Library of Ruina, the one that’s a D&D world concept. Yes, all of them. I know you wanna talk about all of them. So go, go forth and do it!

Hoooo boy, this is gonna be a long post. Lots and lots of writing snippets under the cut to avoid dash stretch!

The Acropolis - original - length uncertain - 1.4k and counting

im not ready for this im not i thought it would be yrs i thought id at least get an english degree first

omg sal whats goin on

fuckin hell whyd it have to be now i have a chem lab tomorrow

sally-tate macpherson. u never swear. ever. wtf is goin on.

ok. jess. i need u to listen really really carefully. understand?

answer the goddamn question ur scarin me

shut up and listen and this will go a lot better

fine but u need to tell me wtf is happnenig

ok. im going to tell you a bunch of stuff. not giving u advice, thats not allowed, but im gonna tell u stuff it seems like itd be impossible for me to know.

?????????????

i said shut up this is really important dont question how i know it. just go with it and figure out what to do. and dont die. bc no matter how crazy stuff seems, if u die, ur dead. here and everywhere. ok?

This is an original story coming straight from a @/writing-prompt-s prompt about a crack in a kid’s hardwood floor that they fantasized was a portal actually being one. I originally intended to write the entire thing like this, as a conversation over text, but that may not be feasible given a certain world-building detail at the other end of the portal (and the limits of my creativity lmao).

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Tacet - The Blackout Club - one-shot - 3.2k and counting

She closed her eyes again, and there it was. Hallucination? Some new science trick with electromagnetic radiation off the visible spectrum? Evidence that she was actually going insane? Whatever it was, it burned behind her eyelids in bright, incontrovertible red - and was completely invisible when she opened her eyes again. There was just the usual mess of club posters and one big one about someone’s exceedingly dumb-looking lost cat.

Eyes open, there was only Sargent Snuggles. Eyes closed, there was the normal darkness and then three lines of text where the poster had been, wavering like scarlet fire:

JOIN TBC JOIN TBC JOIN TBC

TBC? What the fuck was that? She’d never heard of any group with that acronym before. Hardly aware of the flurry of weird looks from half the other people in the hallway, she crossed the hall to examine the lost cat poster more closely. It felt like perfectly normal paper when she touched it, and there wasn’t even a hint of red with her eyes open, unless you counted the cat’s tacky pink sweater. How the hell was this even possible?

“You’re finally cracking, Bri,” she groaned under her breath, then headed for her locker. She did have to get home. Add another big fat entry to the weird shit list.

A backstory one-shot for my Blackout Club OC Briar, telling the story of how she got into the club in the first place. I’ve been stuck in the same spot for a while now, after Briar’s friend Dani explains the club to her, and I’ve come to the conclusion that the scene’s over as is. Of course, writing the next one is the tough part.

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Checklist - The Blackout Club - one-shot - 1.7k and counting

8. You still have a headache. Shouldn’t you go back to sleep and try to do this in the morning?

9. (wake up)

10. Nah, you’ve always been a night owl, and school starts criminally early, too early to get much done beforehand. It’s quiet, except for Dad snoring. Your parents are asleep already. You can stay up until this is done, and they’ll be none the wiser.

11. Your head hurts worse. It’s getting harder to think. At only 9 pm? 9:30? Whatever. You should sleep.

12. (wake UP)

13. What are you thinking? You have to read at least a little of this chapter, or there’s no way you’ll be able to bullshit your way through class tomorrow. Besides, all of a sudden, the silence feels...strange. Heavier? You can’t describe it.

14. You need to sleep. You need a drink of water or something. You need to finish this damn homework. You need to sleep. You need to sleep.

15. Stare at The Great Gatsby. It doesn’t make sense. Nothing makes sense.

16. Realize what’s up with the silence. Dad’s not snoring anymore. You aren’t feeling like yourself. You need to sleep.

17. Something’s weird.

18. (WAKE UP)

19. ...No. Something’s wrong.

Another Blackout Club story and another Interface Screw, as it were, this time in the form of a (very long) checklist. None of the characters have names (yet). It describes another way a kid could find themself running around at night with the Blackout Club, this time by fighting off the Song just enough to run into a club member who could wake them up the rest of the way. As with Tacet, I still need to write the suspenseful part.

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A Tiny Galaxy - Warframe - 4 chapters planned, 1 complete, 1 in progress - 7.8k and counting

Try it if you don’t believe me, the kid in the vent had said.

It was impossible. It was physically impossible. All of this was impossible. Had the Void...? Could the Void...?

The ship was at a standstill. Her mother had tried to kill her, and something had happened. She’d made something happen. There had been no holoprojector in that kid’s hand. Nothing was impossible anymore.

Jhia took a deep breath. How the heck was she supposed to do this? Was she supposed to feel something, some internal guide? Blue Hair hadn’t said. Feeling incredibly stupid, she did a quick mental checkup on herself. Nothing felt wrong, or different - but now that she thought about it…

Afterward, she would try many times to explain it, and fail every time. The best she could come up with was that once she found the Void, calling on it was as easy and as natural as breathing. She opened her hands in front of her, concentrated on that force like an extension of herself, reopened her eyes, and there it was: a riotous little ball of energy, wisps and motes of light and not-quite-light like a tiny galaxy, the Tau system in the palm of her hand, raging.

More OC backstory time! This one’s for my Tenno, a nerdy fourteen-year-old (at the time of this story, anyway) by the name of Jhia, going through the hell that is the Zariman Ten-Zero and what happened on it. This is possibly the first part of the story I actually wrote: the roll-credits moment when Jhia realizes the Void’s changed her more already than she thought.

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Hearsay - Lobotomy Corporation/Library of Ruina - one-shot - 1k and counting

"Oh? Did they investigate further?"

"They tried. Found a few fingerprints, but they didn't match anyone in the database."

"What's the update, then?"

"Reports from elsewhere in the district of someone not in uniform carrying a Zwei sword. They're slippery, good at avoiding us, which would suggest Syndicate operative to me and HQ. Except that in every one of the descriptions we managed to get, our sword thief is a child."

"What? How?!"

"You tell me, Iona. You're the one who went to the crime scene."

"Right... Jeez, if it's a kid, I guess that'd explain why Petrov thought they weren't a threat..."

"My thoughts exactly. HQ has a fair amount of hearsay to go on, but nobody can quite agree on how old the child is, or whether or not she's with a Syndicate. Most agree that she appears to be a girl, tall for a child, auburn hair, clothes and demeanor typical of a Backstreets native."

"We got a name?"

"They've heard Yeri, Kali, Redbird, Suma, Aelfin... No one knows which is her real one, or if it's even any of them at all."

"Damn. ...Say, are you going to drink that entire pot of coffee?"

"Help yourself."

This is one of those stories that turned into an accidental AU when more of canon came out. The idea behind it is that it’s Kali’s backstory told entirely in conversations in which she did not participate, showcasing the fact that a Fixer’s fame is their livelihood and Kali was about as famous as they come, before the whole L Corp thing happened. Of course, the vast majority of the headcanons here got invalidated with a certain Ruina update, so my motivation’s kinda down on this one.

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Going Back has already been talked about here!

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Ella Disenchanted - The Blackout Club - one-shot (maybe two-shot??) - 1.4k and counting

She woke. Her stomach went through a series of panicked flip-flops as she thought something strange had done it, Dad or a little-kid-nightmares shadow beast had made noise, but no - why had she fallen asleep in the first place? Her butt and shoulder were sore where they’d been leaning on the bottom and side of the windowsill, presumably all night, since the sun was full up over the trees on Old Growth Hill.

All night. She’d promised herself she wouldn’t fall asleep, but she did anyway. God dammit.

As she unfolded herself from her cramped ball, though, she froze. Under the comforter she’d pulled around her shoulders for warmth, she was wearing her gray jacket, a T-shirt, jeans, sneakers getting dried mud all over the carpet.

Last she remembered, she’d been in her pajamas.

In which a Blackout Club kid’s little sister wonders where he’s gone when he runs away to the boxcar, and tries to get to the bottom of the mystery herself. Usually she’d be too young for the club to recruit, but her investigations and an incident involving SAO are more than enough extenuating circumstance. Unlike most of my other WIPs, there’s a whole outline at the end of my doc for this one.

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Making Peace - Warframe - multi-chapter - 1.5k and counting

“I…” Iksoh finally said. “Sorna, I hope you realize. I’m not into this. I never - I’m not doing this. Whatever you’re doing, I can’t.”

“I know,” Sorna said softly. The decision tore at her heart again and she almost backed out of the vent, but no. She had to go. She wouldn’t see another innocent crumple in her rifle sights. “I hope you realize. I’m not coming back.”

Behind her, Iksoh let out a long, shaky breath. “It’s taking all I’ve got not to report you right now. Sorna… the Queens’ll have my head for this. Please, please, let it be worth it. Go. Don’t let them take yours.”

“I won’t,” Sorna promised, and meant it.

Later, after her last fight for her freedom was done, on the Steel Meridian ship headed for Kronia Relay, Sorna looked out at the planet retreating behind her and thought of Iksoh. She’d just learned a new word from a Meridian soldier: vaykor tal, the defector’s spirit. Iksoh had let her go, at risk of their own life. They’d had a bit of the vaykor tal themself, even if they hadn’t known it, even if they’d thought it was just some weakness that was bound to get them killed.

“Ranre treri, duf krun,” she whispered into space, a Grineer well-wishing passed down from sergeant to tube-fresh lancer since time immemorial. May your hands be steady, and may life be kind.

This is an AU born of me and some friends wondering why in the heck Perrin and the Meridian hate each other so much in game. It’s about a group of Kavor - Grineer defectors distinguished from other Meridian members by their pacifism - who get to a Relay and start wondering the same thing. Besides Sorna (and, later in the story, Iksoh as well), there would have been Chakh, Beket, and Sydon, plus at least four of the syndicate leaders and a bunch of side-character OCs, all caught up somehow in what turns out to be a surprisingly far-reaching web of intrigue.

The Slashed Circle - Warframe - one-shot, probably - 429 and counting

In addition to their written and spoken language, the Grineer have a full language of hand signs. It has its quirks, as all languages do - be careful of confusing it with the Corpus sign language, in which the sign for “to pay” roughly approximates the Grineer sign for...a certain portion of the male anatomy. Among these is the common Grineer sentiment against those who defect from their ranks, baked into the sign just as much as their spoken words.

The sign of the slashed circle, the sedashkur - a finger drawn in a circle on the chest, followed by a diagonal line - is the highest of taboos to any loyal Grineer. It shows support for such scum as the Kavor and Steel Meridian, enough so that it forms the basis for the Meridian’s battle standard. To sign the sedashkur is to betray your siblings, commit a grave insult to your superiors, paint a near-indelible target on your back. It is an object of hatred and fear throughout the ranks.

She fears it, yes, but she does not hate it, for all her life and into her death as well. It shouldn’t trouble her now, though. It is easy to hide a language, and she burned her journals before she was called to the fortress.

This is a fic about Jhia and her one (1) converted Kuva Lich, namely about the process of said Lich’s defeat and defection, that kinda never got off the ground. Contrary to this snippet, I think most of it would have been written in what are essentially space emails back and forth between Lich and Tenno? I definitely got as far as Jhia sending an audio recording of a bass-boosted dog fart, anyhow.

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Wake Up, Tenno - Warframe - one-shot - 950 and counting

“Wake up, Tenno.”

She wakes. She is - she is Tenno, right? She is a Tenno? Her mind is confused, so full of fog and dead ends - how long was she asleep?

The voice that woke her seems familiar. She might have loved the speaker, in her scrambled past life, the woman in the purple helmet, the one called Lotus in her HUD vision. Her surroundings are a ruin of some sort. Her body is—

...what?

She can move just fine. Her fingers and arms and legs respond with suspicious ease, given how long she must have slept to be this scattered upon waking up, and yet there’s some fundamental disconnect. This is her Warframe, her body, but it’s not her body somehow.

...wait, where did the term “Warframe” come from?

A Tenno, unnamed but intended to be Jhia on my end, wakes up on Earth at the very beginning of the in-game storyline. Since the tutorial has gotten an overhaul in recent months, I may have to modify even what little I have on this a lot.

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Midnight - Iconoclasts - poem - 280 and counting

been anything smaller than been anything

never been anything smaller than

“good morning, how’s miss grump doing today? i heard about that last mission...if you didn’t sleep well i can call you in sick, it’s alright-” “oh, shut up, grey”

there has never been anything

“oh, shut up, grey” “love you too”

smaller

“love you too”

than

A very fragmented, stream-of-consciousness-y poem meant to represent Agent Black’s failing sanity near the end of the game. The words of her famous one-liner (“there has never been anything smaller than me”) are interspersed, out of order until the end, with poetic descriptions of other characters and bits and pieces of a flashback involving Agent Grey.

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Heliotropism - Iconoclasts - one-shot - 1.1k and counting

Lily, though she’s superstitious, will have none of these self-important truths, none of these semblances of certainty when really all it is is wishing on Ivory and hoping for the best. She calls for Miss Andress instead.

A stout but severe woman with ten grandchildren and a great-grandchild on the way, Miss Andress is perhaps the quintessential matriarch: nurturing, selfless, brutally honest. She is the one the people of 17 trust when they feel they can trust no one else. Lily needs the kind of reassurance only she can give, with the authority of ninety-one years and the wisdom of two sons, one daughter, and some five dogs raised under her care.

When Miss Andress visits House 4, she asks Polro and Lily to each bring an object they cherish the most. For Polro it’s his largest wrench, pitted with use but still polished to a brassy shine; Lily surprises everyone by pulling out a tiny, unloaded stun-gun, and surprises them more by not explaining it at all. Miss Andress doesn’t question it. She just turns the two tools over and over in her hands, head bowed, squinting at them as if trying to read the secrets of the universe in the scratches carved into them by time.

Finally she straightens up and sighs, pushing a strand of silver hair behind her ear. Her forehead is slick with sweat, though the night is cool outside. “I don’t know what she’ll do,” the wise woman says, heavily, as if delivering bad news. “I just know she’ll change the world.”

Can you tell I like backstory fic? This one is for Robin, with one short anecdote for each year of her life, up to age 17 and the events of the game. It’s also an excuse to world-build a bunch, lol.

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Arrhythmia - Crypt of the NecroDancer - one-shot(?) - 4k and counting

The creature didn’t say anything, just beckoned to the shadows. Before I could move, two other creatures came for me, sending the other humans - former humans? - scrambling away in panic. One landed a hard blow on the back of my head that sent me to my hands and knees, seeing sparks; the other said “Freeze!” and I could only watch as ice sprouted from the leaf litter, cementing me to the ground.

The one who’d hit me produced a dagger from the inside of its cloak. I tried to pull myself up, to do anything at all to keep myself from getting shanked, but it was no good. There must have been a secondary effect on that spell; my limbs wouldn’t respond. I felt the dagger tear cloth in the region of my back, and prepared for the pain.

It didn’t come. The creature cut a slit in the back of my tunic, then another. Neither one touched the skin at all. I can’t really describe what happened next - my brain was having trouble computing how my arms were in front of me, visible, unable to move, but it felt like the creature was pulling them through the gashes in my tunic, but that was wrong, they didn’t feel like arms at all.

“Holy fuck,” I heard someone say.

The ice holding me down melted into nothing as the spell wore off. I jumped back up, head spinning a little, ready for another fight, only to spot two flicks of scarlet in my peripheral vision. I spun around, but they moved with me.

I think I already knew what they were. I just couldn’t admit it to myself.

You’ve already seen this one, Nick, though I’m pretty sure it was well over two years ago. It’s a pile of old headcanons, some of them now outdated I’m pretty sure, about how Nocturna ended up a vampire in the first place and a little bit about how vampire society works. According to Google Docs, I’ve been stuck on this one since March 2018. Whoops.

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untitled (working title “adult citra meets an impostor bc what is self-control”) - Among Us - one-shot - 572 and counting

“I know. You’re stuck, aren’t you?” Having well and truly gotten their full attention, Citra continues, “God, I can barely imagine. Having to take a weird-ass host whose biology might even be toxic to you, I don’t know. Needing to get to a whole other galaxy, feeling like the only way to do that is by deception and death.” “How…?”

She sighs. “I told you, this isn’t my first rodeo. One of your kind saved my life when I was a kid. Since he’d killed Mom and Dad had been out of the picture long before, he stayed here and helped raise me afterward. It’s how I learned to pronounce...a few of your words, at least.”

“You missed the ‘H’ sound.”

“Isn’t that the one that’s literally impossible to do right with Terran anatomy?”

“Maybe. You think I know Terran anatomy all that well?”

Citra chuckles. “Fair point. You let us find your buddy and fix the ship, I’ll raise Xai when we get comms back and he can try and help you get home. Deal?”

I found an Among Us comic on Tumblr, absolutely ran into left field with it to make a couple of OCs, and then made AUs of those OCs because of course I did. This one is from a future scenario in which Citra (typically orange) meets someone rather familiar on a mission with the crew of the Skeld.

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untitled (working title “library of ruina but they adopt half the guests”) - Library of Ruina - length uncertain - 1k and counting

“And what happened to not caring about others because it’s a waste of time and heartache?”

Now it’s Roland’s turn to sigh. “I don’t care about him. I just don’t want the guilt of killing - look at him, he can’t be older than eighteen or nineteen!”

Raised eyebrow. “Finn will be twenty years old in fifteen days’ time. He is a legal adult. I fail to see why this should matter to either of us.”

“He’s fresh off his first Fixer license! I have years of experience! He had no idea what he was getting into when he signed that invitation and you know it!”

Angela fixes him with a glare that turns his stomach, his freshly remade body reacting to the memory of its sudden, and extremely painful, dismemberment. “I could quite literally hold your soul in my hands if I wanted,” she reminds him in an undertone of steel. “I must do the same for him, following the invitation’s guidance, or my entire plan will be lost, my coworkers’ sacrifices all for naught. Do not disappoint me or ask any more impertinent questions. You know what to do, and what will happen if you do not.”

Look, some of the people you fight in this game deserved so much better, okay? I came up with an AU concept where if a guest willingly concedes the fight and agrees to stick around, you can get their book without killing them. Finn doesn’t die; neither do Tomerry or Shi Association; all the former employees realize exactly what’s going on with Philip after the Wedge Office fight and manage to calm him down, avoiding the whole Crying Children situation. (And then Gebura makes him collect his jaw off the floor by revealing herself as the Red Mist.)

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The one that’s a D&D world concept doesn’t have anything concrete written for it yet. (Don’t read this bit if you might want to play in my campaign at some point!) Instead of your typical Forgotten Realms planar setup, the world at large would be called the Seven Spheres, each of them different in terms of climate, geography, native species and magic, etc. The First Sphere would be the most “generic” one (to our way of thinking) and the main setting of the campaign; it would also be the smallest of the Seven, its primary continent home to a former empire of dragons that spanned most of the Sphere until its mysterious fall a thousand years ago.

Now, since the empire fell, the dragons and their children have slowly been dying out. Best estimates are that there’s only a thousand or two left in the entire First Sphere, with fewer eggs hatched every decade. The player characters enter a world with pretty typical low-level quests to start with, but every so often, especially if they engage with optional story stuff (this would be a more roleplay-focused than combat-focused campaign), they get wind of changes in the air - a failed harvest here, an unusually hot and stormy summer there, a trade war once they start hitting mid-levels.

It mimics real-world climate change in all but cause. As coastal cities struggle to contend with rising seas and, more alarmingly, wizards all over the Sphere start to notice their magic falter and wane, the PCs’ goal becomes getting to the bottom of this. And what’s at the bottom is...your typical Nerd fusion of science with fantasy settings.

The Seven Spheres are not planes of existence in the normal D&D sense, but seven planets in the same solar system, each with its own ancient god far more powerful than any god in any mortal pantheon; the First Sphere is so named because it’s closest to the sun. These planetary gods are incredibly large and incredibly alien, thinking in geologic time and concepts far too broad and slow for most sapient beings to comprehend. A thousand years ago, the fall of the dragon empire was caused by an ill-advised ritual meddling with the god of the First Sphere’s natural process of rebirth, causing said god to die without a replacement.

It’s taken this long for the First Sphere to feel the effects because, again, geologic time - a thousand years is a blink of an eye in this kind of time scale. But now the ancient earth-magic that had kept the Sphere’s climate temperate and its magicians in business is failing. The dragons, as beings of magic intrinsically, have been failing all along. And now it’s up to the PCs, up at level 17-20 if not higher by that point, to figure out how to fix the situation and find a new planetary god for the First Sphere before the whole Sphere burns to death.

#bulletnick #wow this got long #you're right i did want to talk about all of them though

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garethito · 6 years ago

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You know... I've been meaning to ask you about this for a while, and yesterday's tag thing that you did with those Bale gifs only like... fueled? My curiosity? Lol, if that makes sense. Could you like... relive? The Champions League final from this year for us? Like, your perspective on it? Or maybe even the actual whole day of the final? Sorry, God, I know this is weird, but I just love how you tell stories from your life! I have seen you do it with some other anons once!

First of all, THANK YOU SO MUCH for this like, you guys always send me such interesting questions and Im so??? and OMG no this is not weird stop this is such a wonderful question to ask!! And omg you liked how I told the stories to those anons that is so sweet thank you so muchhhhh ❤️❤️💝❤️💘💘💞💞💘

But also this is making me really emotional I dont think I will be able to write this without tearing up but here we go!!! I was at school today and we had a special day so we didnt make any classes, so I had time to formulate an answer to this, and to complete it at home 💞

Quick WARNING?? Yes I am perfectly aware of how crazy and overdramatic this whole story sounds, but the thing is that this is how I truly feel about this day in my life. So yeah lol. Football is basically my life!

I would like to start this by saying that the day of the 26th of May 2018 is the most important day of my entire life as a football fan. There is nothing that could even come close to this. Absolutely nothing. Never in my life have I cried like in that night. Never. Absolutely never. I have looked at my life as a person, at my hardest times, when I cried a lot, but not even that can even slightly compare to the amount of crying that I have done on that glorious day of May 7 months ago. When I say crying, though, I dont actually mean crying, no. I mean violently sobbing, screaming at the top of my lungs, shaking and feeling numb. But in the best way possible, the happiest tears that I ever shedded.

My actual perspective, like you said, though, starts from the 2nd of May, a day after our semi-final second leg against Bayern. From that day, until the 26th, my mind, my body, my soul only thought about the final. I could not even focus on the Clasico on the 6th, neither on the last La Liga match. I was so fucking nervous, words are not sufficient to describe….. At least once every 2-3 days I would go to the bathroom with severe stomach aches and sit there until I would try to calm myself down so that my grandmother wouldnt get worried. I thank God, the Universe, or whoever you think invented life for the fact that highschool had nothing special during that period, just a few tests, that I got the best grades on, because had there been something big, I would have surely failed. That was a nightmare. Just think about it. Horrible La Liga season, then those fucking shaky as fuck second leg matches against Juve AND Bayern. I was literally so pessimistic that I am scaring myself right now thinking about it. All these bad scenarios played through my head ”What if Zizou loses his job? What if this will be the start of our downfall? What if this is the last Champions League final we will play? What if, what if, what if….”. I always tried to tell my brain how stupid I was, that we are Real Madrid and that we will win, like we always do, that we are the best fucking team in the Universe and that nobody even comes close to being like us. But its like these voices in my head wouldnt stop, it was so scary.

Come 25th of May I was an actual lifeless corpse. No matter how much I tried to call my best friend, who was in Bulgaria at that time, and telling her that I cant take this anymore, and her telling me that its going to be okay like it always is, that she doesnt really know my team well but she knows we will win, no matter how much of that was happening, I couldnt fucking stop being nervous and constantly thinking about this match.

On the morning of the 26th I woke up with a severe headache at about 8:30-9 AM. The only things that I remember from that whole day are the constant empty feeling, the amount of times I listened to Hala Madrid Y Nada Mas and the amount of pictures, videos, promotional/support videos I saw and watched. I called my friend one last time and I told her that now I am optimistic, that we will win.

My whole emotional state was ruined, however, by Gareth not starting. I dont need to explain the whole February-May Gaz-Zizou situation because I think everyone knows it too well by now and what I fucking felt about it. I have never been so enraged in my entire life. After all he has done, still no place in the starting XI. Though, this is pretty much the only thing that has ever angered me about Zizou. I love that man too much, I dont think there will ever be a coach that will ever come close to him, a coach that I will ever love as much as I loved him, but this whole situation really, really angered me. As I said, not going to get into details, I think that is enough. Though, I tried to only focus on my hardly achieved positivity about the match.

The match started and my emotional state reached its lowest point. I couldnt take it anymore, I felt impossibly sick from being so nervous, I got the most severe migraine ever, my eyes were literally about to pop out ugh again, remembering that gives me chills. Dani got injured, and I got angry again, because he didnt deserve it, the World Cup was literally about to start like God give this man a break!!!

Halftime at 0-0, my optimism grew, believe it or not. I felt like we will have more urgency in the second half and that we will win this.

The second half came, with me just desperately hoping for a goal. Because we were playing so well, we deserved a reward!! And it did come, with Benzemas goal, God I felt so relieved and happy. I have seen people saying that his goal was not good but? You literally take everything that is being offered to you in a Champions League final! He scored, he gave us a goal, we were 1-0 up, and I was literally screaming from joy, I was shaking so much and I was the proudest person alive. God, I love my team. Then, Liverpools equalizer came. I didnt think anything of it. I wouldnt get rid of my optimism. I was looking at my boys and I knew we would win.

And Oh My God, here we fucking go.

Minute 61. Gareth comes on. I was so grateful that he at least got to play 30 minutes, I literally only wanted to see him. At that time, considering everything that was happening, I was already emotionally starting to prepare for his departure to another team. I was watching him in those moments, flashbacks through my mind of all the glorious times I got to see him, all of his goals, everything.

And then…

All of a sudden…

62:58

That moment. The moment in which my soul has definitely left my body. The most beautiful moment I have ever lived in watching football. The moment in which I was the proudest person alive. A moment I will never, ever, ever forget, for as long as I get to live. The moment I have literally seen history being made, right before my eyes. The moment in which I literally evaporated, left the Earth, idk how to explain this but I hope you understand me. My idol, that had suffered so much that season, scored a fucking bicycle kick in a FUCKING UCL FINAL. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. The happiest, most full of joy, best, most emotional moment. Ever. No exaggeration.

My perspective on this? Oh well, brace yourselves. If you think everything that I have written so far seems insane, get ready for this.

I was on my bed, watching the game, shaking. I saw the passes, beautiful passes, that ended up with Marcelo controling the ball (incredibly, as he always does, my Brazilian sunshine). I saw him swaying to the side, and then passing a high, aerial ball in the box. Gareth came up to meet it, with… a scissor kick. That he scored. I literally fucking exploded like there is no other word. I jumped off my fucking bed and I ran literally across the house and came back, making the most inhuman noises ever I swear. I came back to my bedroom and I collapsed on the floor and I literally started fucking bawling my eyes out, and even that seems like an understatement. Screaming at the top of my lungs, bawling my eyes out, literally all of it happening on the floor. My grandmother literally came in and she thought something happened to me, but then I just pointed to the screen and she understood lmao. And from that point onward I cannot say anything anymore, because I dont remember anything else but me on the floor, literally. After like 15 minutes I hardly even managed to get back on the bed, and guess what?

82:41

AGAIN.

???? I dont know what to say anymore. Like he literally toyed with everyone that night, he didnt care about anything. Again, with a pass from Marcelo, he literally goes from FAR FAR FAR away and he shoots and… scores?? How much do you think my poor fragile self can handle? Like, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY TO THAT?? Except for bawling your eyes out even more, if thats even possible? Its been 7 months and I still dont have words for what happened that night, like 2 goals ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? LIKE DO YOU UNDERSTAND I WAS LITERALLY DEAD LIKE ??? I LOST EVERY SINGLE BIT OF MY SANITY THAT NIGHT. 2 goals, 2 goals in 20 minutes, he was about to get a fucking hattrick. A fucking HATTRICK IN HALF AN HOUR, but Karius unfortunately stopped that shot.

The match ended and… I dont remember anything other than barely seeing the screen, I literally had a blurred vision.

We fucking won it. We DID IT. THE DECIMOTERCERA WAS OURS.

In the moment in which Sergio lifted it I… I dont have words, did I go into another Universe, did I ascend, did my soul leave my body I dont even know but what I do know is that I spent the rest of the night, up until like 6AM, crying my heart out. And this is what I mean by ”I have never cried so much in my entire life”. Like I have never spent a whole night crying.

I went to bed at like 6:30, woke up at like.. 10?? I think you can imagine how I woke up, I literally felt like I was going to die but I spent the rest of the day catching up on everything that happened the entire night.

And then, of course, the celebrations, Cibeles, Bernabeu… of course your sensitive girl bawled her eyes out again lol!

Every day ever since it happened, I have always been thinking about this day. About all of it. No point in counting how many times I rewatched the goals lol! But I think you can imagine haha 💘

So yeah, this is pretty much it DSLKFDKJFKDFJKDFK. The story about my best ever day of watching football I made it unecessarily long (Im so sorry). I think the only conclusion that I can get from this is Hala Madrid Y Gareth Y Nada Mas lol! 💘💘

#asks #Anonymous #gareth bale #real madrid

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✩ for han & luke

THIS IS OVER 4.3K I CANNOT BELIEVE I LOVE MY OTP THIS MUCH. BRACE YOURSELF AERIELLE, I HAVE LOTS OF FEELS HERE. @techniiciian | @lukeskyliquor | @tatooinejedi ( since you sent something too. For the sake of the family questions, I went with a different verse, I hope that’s okay! some of these i couldn’t answer with your luke due to incompatible verses ( just imagine general otp i guess rip ) ;A; this was so long…..idk if i can do i again omg

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?Seriously? Obviously, Han is.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?Neither of them. However, I don’t doubt that Han would’ve threatened to bolt. I can’t think of a reason as to why — if he feels cornered, his instinct is to run.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?Shit — Luke. Han wouldn’t be able to keep his word, not when it’s said during a heated argument etc. If Luke says it, he means it. Otherwise, it wouldn’t come from his mouth at all.

Who trashes the house?Han lmao

Do either of them get physical?Lord, no. Verses don’t even matter. Before I think of ship, I think of their friendship — and they are best friends. If they ever get into a physical fight….well, I assume it must be over Leia ??? or something life threatening and one of them ignoring the risks for the other etc

How often do they argue/disagree?Ahhh.,.,,.,. this is a hard question for me. I think there’s a difference between bantering and actual arguments? I feel like they’d have their own banters, but when they get serious or border arguing, they stop to talk it out. I know it sounds super civil and very easy, but it’s not. Han will never make that easy for Luke, and Luke won’t ever make that easy for Han. Han is impatient and wants to know things then and there. So when he asks a question, he expects an answer immediately. However, Luke, usually answers questions with another question. It’s mostly inadvertently done, but it happens nonetheless. That’s where conflict arises — because Han hates going in circles, but it’s simply Luke’s nature to handle matters indirectly.

Who is the first to apologize?Can I say neither? Because fucking neither. Both of them are so fucking stubborn it makes me want to cuff them both upside the head. It really depends on the situation, but more often than not, neither men are very inclined to be the first to apologize. If the situation falls black and white, and we clearly know who is in the wrong, then maybe one of them will. Han has pride but a soft heart. Luke is stubborn as fuck and oblivious at times. It’s hard to say.

Sex:

Who is on top? Who is on the bottom?There is no top or bottom for them. They do what feels good, they top or bottom when they feel like it.

Who has the strangest desires?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is a hard question??? Han is a simple man — I don’t think he’ll have any strange desires. As for Luke? well—on to the next question.

Any kinks?I know someone must be snickering right now omg. On a less serious level, a daddy k.ink probably. On a more realistic and serious level, Luke has a thing for praise. It’ll take a lifetime or two for him to acknowledge it, much less admit it ( simply because he doesn’t think he needs praise. I don’t think he’s had very many compliments pertaining to his handsomeness/skills in bed/etc. ), but yeah. I assume he has one. Han talks too much in bed anyway, so it works out.

Who’s dominant in bed?Wtf both?

Is head ever in the equation?Sure is.

If so, who is better at performing it?Luke, more than likely. Luke likes to give and give and give. He’s always more focused on his lover’s pleasure before his own. It’s just his nature. Han? Han likes to please others. He takes their pleasure as his own. There’s a slight difference.

Ever had sex in public?Uhhhh — depends on how public? I think they’ve had a few close calls when they were younger, but they become more reserved later on.

Who moans the most?Since Han fails to shut the fuck up pretty often, I think it’s Luke. However, Luke holds back and tries not to make much noise unless he knows they’re in complete privacy.

Who leaves the most marks?Han. He’s possessive in the most overt ways possible.

Who screams the loudest?Han … will try to stifle his cries out of embarrassment, but likely him, if he ever reached that point. Refer to the ‘moaning’ question when it comes to Luke lmao

Who is the more experienced of the two?Han.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?Both. The latter takes up time, however, a lot of which they don’t have.

Rough or soft?Both. Han likes rough sex, though, no doubt about that.

How long do they usually last?Jeez, this is debatable? Depends on how wound up they are. But Luke winds Han up really easily. It’s not surprising that Han would come first.

Is protection used?Modern verse:, it’s likely they do for the first few times. After a while, Han just thinks he’s wasting money on condoms. Scoundrel or not, a little fidelity isn’t hard and something he rather prefers. Luke is loyal. Neither of them has much to worry about when it comes to that. In the sw verse? Nah, they don’t.

Does it ever get boring?Each time is like their first time, according to Han. ( that echoed in my head as soon as I read the question — what a fucking sap omg )

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?Shit — well, according to my long list of works for them — in the backrooms of a daycare. Also, a lowbrow club filled with Coruscant’s worst slime. They did in the public restrooms while undercover lmao bye

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?Yes, they have a biological son; Matthew, born in the labs.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?One is enough for now.

Who is the favorite parent?I doubt Matt favors a parent, but you could say he’s more attached to his dad: Han.

Who is the authoritative parent?Luke. I mean, who the fuck else if not Luke? God, Han is too laid back sometimes.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?Han—depending. If the Matt lacks an actual reason, I doubt either of them will say yes?

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?They both do it and probably try not to let the other know.

Who turns up to extracurricular activities to support their children?Both! Han and Luke are very enthusiastic about that stuff.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?LMFAO NOT HAN, THATS FOR SURE.

Who changes the diapers?Both. Han grumbles about it a lot tho.

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?Luke, even if he’s exhausted from work. If he’s passed out even with Matt crying his lungs out, Han will end up taking care of Matt for the next few days to give Luke a break. The cycle repeats.

Who spends the most time with the children?They both try to spend as much time with Matt as they can, but as military officials, they can’t spend much time at home. If anything, r2 and c3po babysit a helluva lot.

Who packs their lunch boxes?Han, without a doubt. Luke forgets when he’s occupied with work matters.

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?Luke. oh god, Han would be so fucking bad at it.

Who cleans up after the kids?Sw verse? Neither. The droids do. Modern? Jeez, the house is messy. They both do their best. It depends on how tired they are.

Who worries the most?Luke omF. He never stops worrying about his child. Or anything, for that matter.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?……………………………………. Han.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?Han is a fucking giant cat lemme tell ya ok he loves affection. He loves touching and feeling Luke when he can. D eep Touch Stim is what it’s called I think — Han draws surplus amounts of comfort from such things. It helps with the carbonite nightmares too.

Who is the little spoon?Han. When he has nightmares. Normally, it’s just however they’ve fallen into bed together.

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?Normally Han, but that’s any fucking instance? When it comes to actually doing something instead of teasing with words, it’s Luke. He’s impetuous, that part of him hasn’t changed since he was a teen. He’s just learned to control himself better due to training.

Who struggles to keep their hands to them self?Luke. lol

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?Like I said, Han is physically affectionate. he’ll cuddle for as long as Luke allows him.

Who gives the most kisses?Luke.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity?This is??? so broad??? Long drives, long talks. Reminiscing together. Going for a swim. Being together with their son.

Where is their favorite place to cuddle?According to Han, cuddling is pretty fucking great anywhere.

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?Han lmao he’ll do it at the most random of times.

How often do they get time to themselves?Not very much, unfortunately. Sw verse wise, they don’t see each other too often. Not until they decide to have Matt. Luke is training his students, Han trains pilots etc. They’re busy.

Sleeping:

Who snores?Han.

If both do, who snores the loudest?Gosh, Luke even breathes quietly.

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?Share a bed of course.

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?Depends on if either of them are awake enough to lay close. Most of the time, they’re apart if they’re actually sleeping.

Who talks in their sleep?Han, during nightmares.

What do they wear to bed?For sure, they’re shirtless. Han prefers just underwear or going nude. Since Matt began crawling into bed with them at night, he sticks with underwear. Luke wears sleep pants. However, due to Luke’s nature to prefer a warmer climate, he buries himself under the blanket.

Are either of your muses insomniacs?Lord, yes. Due to their chaotic agendas, they have fucked up sleeping schedules.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?No. Han doesn’t like taking that kind of stuff in either verse. Luke? Well, he’s just fucking stubborn. He holds out for as long as he can until exhaustion takes him.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?Once again, it depends on if they’re awake enough to hold each other. It’s likely you’ll see Luke snuggling up to him. As a result of his early life and past career, Han is normally a light sleeper. When they settled down on Coruscant, he’s lost a bit of that. Luke, however, due to his upbringing on the farm, rises early as fuck. Combining that with his stupid schedule, he doesn’t get much sleep. He’s a light sleeper now — you could say he’s somewhat conscious all the time.

Who wakes up with bed hair?Luke. His hair is just that medium length that’s perfect for cow licks lmao

Who wakes up first?Luke.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?Han, for sure. Luke usually goes straight to paperwork or some shit.

What is their favorite sleeping position?Luke loves to sleep on top of Han’s chest. Bonus, because Han is always needy for the pressure stim.

Who hogs the sheets?LuKE OH MY GOD LUKE. Like I said, he gets cold. rip Han

Do they set an alarm each night?Han needs one, Luke doesn’t.

Can a television be found in their bedroom?Yep.

Who has nightmares?Both.

Who has ridiculous dreams?Uh, I’m not sure. I would say both. Their minds are always active.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?Han, the fucker.

Who makes the bed?Neither of them. They don’t have time. When it comes to the sw verse, the house droids do.

What time is bed time?Any fucking time, according to Han.

Any routines/rituals before bed?Sex, if they’re not too tired. If they are, then they just talk. Facing each other with hands held, too dark to see, too tired to think; they converse of love and good times. They talk about anything and everything, up until one of them falls asleep. They love each other very much okay.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?Han is loud about it. Luke could kill a man with just his glare.

Work:

Who is the busiest?Han is inclined to say, Luke. I’m also inclined to say that.

Who rakes in the highest income?Modern verse? Han, more than likely. Sw? Both of them are high military officials so….

Are any of your muses unemployed?No.

Who takes the most sick days?Neither. They’re stubborn as fucking fuck.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?Han. Luke, but it’ll be inadvertent. Like schedule conflicts – something that had nothing to do with his work performance.

Who sucks up to their boss?Neither. Sucking up just isn’t their thing. If Han does it, he wants something from them. Luke won’t, he just won’t.

What are their jobs?Since I’m sure everyone knows what they do in sw.modern verse: Han is basically a 21st century Indiana Jones. He teaches at Alliance University and goes on archaeological adventures. Luke is the director of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

Who stresses the most?Is this even a question?? Luke.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?It’s debatable for Han in the sw verse. He’s never truly happy until he’s broken ties with The Alliance. Overall, yes.

Are your muses financially stable?Yep.

Home:

Who does the washing?The droids. Modern? Housemaid.

Who takes out the trash?Whoever sees that it’s full first and has the capacity to remember to take it out lmao

Who does the ironing?Neither. But Han will if he needs to.

Who does the cooking?Han.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?Luke is so bad at that shit bye

Who is messier?Luke is quite messy, actually. He’s still just a kid in some ways.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?HAN THE FUCKER

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?Luke tries not to, but sometimes he’s just too tired to care. Han just doesn’t care. It happens, but they try to avoid creating a bigger mess.

Who forgets to flush the toilet?Han.

Who is the prankster around the house?Neither. They’re not one for pranks.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?Luke omfg he’s so focused on the task at hand, it’s so easy for him to forget.

Who mows the lawn?Mostly Han. Luke always wants to and tries doing it, but when he’s swamped with work, it’ll be Han.

Who answers the telephone?Whoever gets to it first.

Who does the vacuuming?Neither. The housemaid or droids.

Who does the groceries?Both! This is where they’ll bring Matt. Despite how busy they are, they make it to where they have one day to focus on family outing times. They go shopping and go out for dinner. Sw verse: Closer to the same thing but less frequent. Han doesn’t like depending on the food synth.

Who takes the longest to shower?Luke, though, he likes baths more.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?In terms of getting ready? Ummm, neither. If it’s a diplomatic or political meeting … they’re usually corralled into the fresher by Leia and some droids. They’ll undergo some serious changes. Haircut, new clothes, etc

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?By the time they’re together and have Matt, that’s a small thing to worry about.

How many cars do they own? Modern verse: Quite a few. It’s hard to say how many actually work. Han likes to repair cars as a pastime. Han has two main vehicles, an old Volkswagen he calls The ‘Falcon, and a modern Celica. Luke’s work vehicle is standard issue from his work, an armored SUV. He has an 80’s corvette as a personal ride.

Do they own their home or do they rent?They own.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Do they live in the city or in the country?In the city, not far from the coast, but it’s not exactly a beachfront either.

Do they enjoy their surroundings?Han can get quite tired of Coruscant. He often wants to visit Corellia for every vacation and pretty much tolerates when Luke takes them to Tatooine. He’s not big on the heat.

What’s their song?Making love out of nothing – air supply. seriously. don’t even have to listen to the song. Just read the fucking lyrics and tell me if that’s not Han’s pov? Actually, I’ll do you all a big favor and paste just HALF here. this going in a read-more anyway.

I know just how to whisper, and I know just how to cryI know just where to find the answers, and I know just how to lieI know just how to fake it, and I know just how to schemeI know just when to face the truth, and then I know just when to dreamAnd I know just where to touch you, and I know just what to proveI know when to pull you closer, and I know when to let you looseAnd I know the night is fading, and I know the time’s gonna flyAnd I’m never gonna tell you everything I’ve gotta tell you, but I know I’ve gotta give it a tryAnd I know the roads to riches, and I know the ways to fameI know all the rules and then I know how to break ‘emand I always know the name of the gameBut I don’t know how to leave you, and I’ll never let you fallAnd I don’t know how you do it — making love out of nothing at all.Everytime I see you all the rays of the sun are streaming through the waves in your hairAnd every star in the sky is taking aim at your eyes like a spotlightThe beating of my heart is a drum, and it’s lost, and it’s looking for a rhythm like youYou can take the darkness at the pit of the night And turn into a beacon burning endlessly brightI’ve gotta follow it ‘cause everything I knowWell, it’s nothing 'til I give it to you

SOMEONE TELL ME THAT’S NOT HAN WTF………………………………….THIS SONG MAKES ME FURIOUS YET RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY. ok but this song makes me super emotional about Han and luke ok. seriously. it’s my otp song for them.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?Tf? The reason why they’re away from each other is probably because of works stuff. If you’re talking about how they cope with being apart …. well, force sex is a thing, and there’s no doubt they have a mental bond. Took one hell of a long time for Han to accept it, however.

Where did they first meet?Mos Eisly Cantina.Modern: that hasn’t been figured out by me LOL Plus, I don’t write with very many lukes at all (ship wise).

How did they first meet?Wtf watch anh omg

Who spends the most money when out shopping?Shit, Han. Han just fucking throws credits left and fucking right for Luke and Matt. He gives 0 shits about credits when it comes to them.

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?UM WELL. Despite what Han says about himself, he doesn’t think much of his looks. Luke certainly doesn’t in his later years. they’re more oblivious than anything else. If they do, it’s completely unintentional.

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?I highly doubt they would find amusement in tripping the other person, but if one of them tripped because of their own dumbass coordination, it’d be Luke stifling a grin vs Han’s overall concern. Because Luke isn’t the kind of person that trips over nothing. Something would have to be very, very wrong.

Any mental issues?LORDY.

Han: Pts/d from the wars. Pts/d from a traumatic childhood which leads to abandonment issues and insecurity ( why he enjoys the pressure stim, it grants him equilibrium when his loved ones touch him. Han finds a way to ground himself to his reality that way. Anything works. Even something as small as Matt coming up to hold his hand will violently shift his reality back to normal ). Carbonite freeze — need I go on? Han has some issues, but they’re all connected to what’s happened to him.

Luke: BANGS POTS AND PANS THIS MEME IS GOING TO MAKE ME WRITE AN ESSAY JFC. I’m not going to elaborate his SW verse. I would seriously go on and on over things you all have an inkling of.

Modern: In his modern verse, Luke has severe pts.d from a car accident that killed his father who’d rode in shotgun. Luke lost his hand in that car accident. He has a prosthetic hand.

Who’s terrified of bugs?Shit, IDK? Neither of them like them. Han gets squeamish from the big bugs. (taken from EU lol)

Who kills the spiders around the house?Han or Luke. If it’s big, Luke does it. Han glues himself to the ceiling to get away.

Their favorite place?Tf? This is so broad. Anywhere that’s home. That’s where they always want to be. But nowhere is home, not without the other. For Han, home is where Luke is. They will follow each other, no matter where they go.

Who pays the bills?Both. Luke forgets A LOT. If the power cuts, you’ll usually hear Han’s wail of 'luuuKKEEE. DID YOU PAY THE BILL?’ coming from the other side of the house. Han ends up paying often.

Do they have any fears for their future?Takes ur hand and sits u down

have u ever seen rotj or nah bc you’re in for it now fucker

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?Han. Hands down, Han.

Who uses up all of the hot water?LUKE THE FUCKER as I said before, he gets cold easily. I have a headcanon that Tatooinian people have lower body temps to compensate for the heat of the twin suns. Therefore, Luke gets fucking cold as fuck all the fucking time omg He likes baths to wind down ( not long baths because he lacks the time, but HOT baths. ).

Who’s the tallest?SnORTS I go by the actor heights. Not by the official sw heights.Han: 6’1 sw height: 5’11Luke: 5’6 sw height: 5’8: )

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?Either of them, especially if they’re running a tight schedule that day/night. Out of pure pleasure? Han, probably because he’s horny and shower sex is less mess. Which, in turn, Luke will end up agreeing to sex, because he wants to sleep later, not lay in a mess or get up to clean himself. Han can fall asleep in a mess, Luke, however, cannot and will not.

Who wanders around in their underwear?Han. Luke tries to keep clothed but it’s hard when you have a touchy bondmate.

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?Han, when he knows he’s alone. Otherwise, he gets sheepish. Luke prefers to work in silence so there aren’t any distractions.

What do they tease each other about?Luke teases Han about small stuff like his desk job getting to him and there’s more and more for him to love as of late. ( you bet your ass he’s groping either Han’s belly or arms )Han teases Luke about similar things, their banter is usually on the same wavelength. It’s just how they work.

Who is more likely to cringe at the others fashion sense at times?KSAJDFJDFLSKDFLKSADFJLASFDL HAN @ LUKE’S OVERDONE SENATORIAL ROBES LOLIf Luke dresses in fancy robes with headpieces etc ( like mom had once done ) then Han is either laughing his ass off and cracking jokes every few minutes or he’s struggling to not jump the kid while they have a second alone tbh there’s never any fucking in-between for Han. If he’s not hollering his ass off about the ridiculous outfit, then he’s probably vacillating between those two options. ‘Make fun of Luke or fuck him while we’re still alone for gods know how long’

Do they have mutual friends?Plenty!

Who crushed first?Hard to say, but I would think Luke was more….apparent about it in Mos Eisley.

Any alcohol or substance-related problems?Ahhh, Han drinks too much as a pastime. Han also smoked a lot in teenage years so Luke worries when he sees Han smoking an occasional cigar. When it comes to Luke — it’s not often that he drinks enough to get drunk, but when he does, he’s really fucked up over something.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?Shit, neither? Especially when they’ve already had Matt. If we’re talking younger couple, it still has to be over something important. Han doesn’t get drunk easily. Luke doesn’t either — things must not be looking good for one of them if so.

Who swears the most?Han has the mouth of a sailor.

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should be doing homework but im sexting my boy and answering survey questions

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? - ummm i really dont know, syd, seany, evie, luke or bae at home lol

2. Are you outgoing or shy? - mostly shy but when something i want is in the sights i might as well be outgoing to get what i want

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? - BAE

4. Are you easy to get along with? - I think i am easy to get along with, i look mean at first i think and i have trouble controlling my facial expressions lmfao

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? - yeah i think so

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? - fucked up sad boys who will crush my heart / boys in general im straight af to clarify/ but boys with big lips and nice eyes / someone whos funny / someone who will watch shitty movies w me/ BUT if this is just about people in general im attracted to shit lords like myself

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? - um actually maybe?

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? - my bab

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? - no i love talking about sex

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? - umm i have deep convos with everyone lol so probs today with syd and clayton

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? - ‘omw’

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? - oh sheesh idk ive been listening to throwback shit from middle school and also hamilton

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?- honestly the thing i like most in the world

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? - luck yes, miracles not really bc i feel like that has a religious connotation

15. What good thing happened this summer? - i slept with someone new

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - would i? yes...should i? not at all lol

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? - there has to be right

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? - bro what how would that even be possible

19. Do you like bubble baths?- yeaaaa but never have the chance i dont have bathtubs in my dorm room

20. Do you like your neighbors? - i dont even know my neighbors at all i know the girl next to me is named jackie and shes nice

21. What are you bad habits? - im a mess all the time like i dont clean up after myself, i dont even care if im living in trash ill just keep adding more trash to the pile. i dont shower enough lol, and im obsessive

22. Where would you like to travel? - anywhere!! i wanna go west

23. Do you have trust issues? - yes kinda, i have a hard time being vulnerable with people bc i build up this wall to keep myself hard and safe away from potential sadness x d

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? - umm makeup probably :)

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? - probs my double chin lmfao but i can take selfies and look good anyways

26. What do you do when you wake up? - i like have to pee as soon as i wake up

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? - im good with my skin tone tbh but it would be nice to be able to tan vs burn

28. Who are you most comfortable around? - syd, evie, luke, mik, bella, my sister 4 sure,

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? - no lol

30. Do you ever want to get married? - ummm idk im not really like super hype to the idea but it could be cool

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? - ya girl has a buzz cut lol

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? - wowwie idk

33. Spell your name with your chin. - miss me w that

34. Do you play sports? What sports? - literally no sports are like the least interesting thing in my opinion

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? - shit idk thats so hard bc i use tv as like back ground noise a lot of the time but music helps me with everything else i cant choose

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? - ummmm yes

37. What do you say during awkward silences? - depends on why its awkward

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? - xd i dont need this

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? - lovesick, xxi?? thats about it oh and thrift stores!!!!!

40. What do you want to do after high school? - bitc im doin it im in art school

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?- yes for sure i give everyone a lot of chances

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? - im sick/sad/angry lol

43. Do you smile at strangers? - i try to

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? - outer space

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? - classes bb

46. What are you paranoid about?- money all the time

47. Have you ever been high? - yes lol

48. Have you ever been drunk? - also yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? - ummmmmm yikes idk no not really

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? - green

51. Ever wished you were someone else? - i used to but not recently

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? - work ethic

53. Favourite makeup brand? - sheesh i think jeffree star cosmetics & lime crime

54. Favourite store? - not sure

55. Favourite blog? - probs claudias

56. Favourite colour?- pink

57. Favourite food? - pizza i think

58. Last thing you ate? - pizza lol

59. First thing you ate this morning?- i didnt eat this morning

60. Ever won a competition? For what? - no i dony think so

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?- nah

62. Been arrested? For what?- nope

63. Ever been in love? - i believe so! i fall in love with people all the time lol

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?- i was in 8th grade and his name was garrett and he was my first bf ever and we kissed on my front porch it was very cliche

65. Are you hungry right now? - for the first time in a while actually yes

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? - literally no i dont really have tumblr friends

67. Facebook or Twitter? - twitter 68. Twitter or Tumblr? - this is tough bc i frequent both but probs tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now? - nope

70. Names of your bestfriends? - claudia, syd, evie, luke, mik, bella

71. Craving something? What? - HUMMUS

72. What colour are your towels? - one is like peachy and the other one is purple but i never use that one bc i cleaned up fruit juice off the floor w it and never cleaned it lol

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? - a lot like 3 pillows and i use blankets as like body pillows for that snuggly vibe

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? - just one hello kitty lol

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? - total i have quite a few but i dont bring them to school with me

75. Favourite animal? - ummm i really dont know tbh

76. What colour is your underwear? - black

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla for ice cream / chocolate for like cupcakes or cake

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? - tbh mint choco chip or phish food by ben and jerrys

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? - currently just chilling in my bra fam

80. What colour pants? - black leggings lol

81. Favourite tv show? - right now the office for sure / but also my 600 lb life

82. Favourite movie? - i have so many , django unchained, perks of being a wallflower, across the universe, i lowkey love the twilight series?? idk im not well versed in classic film just shitty films that have a special place in my heart

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? - this is an ugly quest but the original mean girls 4 sure

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? - mean girls lmao

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? -janice lol

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? - bro idk finding nemo is not something i think about a lot lolol but probs the badass fish jawn w his ripped up fin

87. First person you talked to today?- my sister

88. Last person you talked to today?- just now syd

89. Name a person you hate? - donald trump

90. Name a person you love? - claudia <3

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? - um not currently except maybe if my illness was personified then i would punch that bitch

92. In a fight with someone? - i dont fight w people lol

93. How many sweatpants do you have? - literally 1 pair i think

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? - SO many lol

95. Last movie you watched? - twilight last night lol

96. Favourite actress? - hmmm, i love charlize theron, kristen stewart but not bc of twilight her other movies are fire

97. Favourite actor? i love tom hardy, eddie redmayne, john boyega

98. Do you tan a lot?- not at all

99. Have any pets? - one cat named Bo

100. How are you feeling? - kinda shit but ok

101. Do you type fast? - pretty fast, working in call centers get ur typing skills on fleek lol

102. Do you regret anything from your past? - a few things of course but at the same time whats the point in regretting things you know, it just gives you more baggage to carry around and that shit sucks

103. Can you spell well? - for the most part i think but sometimes shits questionable lol

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? - ummm no not really

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? - yes i have it was a strange experience

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? - no way bruh people break my heart all the time tho it seems lol

107. Have you ever been on a horse? - yes but i was like 8 i think i was sooo young

108. What should you be doing? - im chillin

109. Is something irritating you right now? - BEING SICK

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? - yessssss

111. Do you have trust issues? - not so much trust issues but i have a hard time putting my walls down for people

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? - ummm syd and luke hahah

113. What was your childhood nickname? - liv, livy, liver, livy loo ( my mom calls me this when shes salty at me) my dad has always called me scooter crunch i have no idea what thats from, or any variation sometimes its just scooter and recently he called me scooter mc crunchy and that was even a lot for me lol , oh and olive!!

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? - yes ive been out of ohio but not to anywhere very exciting

115. Do you play the Wii? - i did once upon a time

116. Are you listening to music right now? - yes frank ocean’s blond album

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?- i mean its fine

118. Do you like Chinese food? - i love it but only from like select places bc mediocre chinese is always kinda a let down

119. Favourite book? - harry potter series, perks, sula,

120. Are you afraid of the dark?- sadly yes

121. Are you mean? - i am sometimes lol i cant even lie

122. Is cheating ever okay? - i dont think so

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? - dude no

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? - this is always a question in these

125. Do you believe in true love? - ofc

126. Are you currently bored? - nah im cool

127. What makes you happy? - makeup, photography, my friends, my sister

128. Would you change your name? - no ive never thought of something that suits me more than olivia, which is why im cool with my nicknames

129. What your zodiac sign? - scorpio

130. Do you like subway? - as in sandwhiches yes lol

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? - i would be shocked lmfao

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? - ummm idk ive been kind of mia recently from being sick but probs syd

133. Favourite lyrics right now? - the whole wiped out album by the neighbourhood

134. Can you count to one million? - ive never tried and i probably never will but on principal yes i can count

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? umm idk that im ok? i try not to lie about trivial things but if im sad or something and someone im not comfy w asks me about it ill just be like yeh im good

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? - closed i live in a dorm room lol

137. How tall are you? -5′6

138. Curly or Straight hair?- i have a buzz cut so neither

139. Brunette or Blonde? - is this an opinion question bc i have blue hair so like

140. Summer or Winter? - man im more of a fall/spring type

141. Night or Day? - day i think

142. Favourite month? - november but im really tired of my friends trying to kill themselves in my birthday month tbh LOL

143. Are you a vegetarian? - no but maybe i should be so i wouldnt be so fucking sick all the time

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? milk

145. Tea or Coffee? - i really like both

146. Was today a good day? - my day hasnt even really started

147. Mars or Snickers? - snickers i guess 148. What’s your favourite quote? - i dont really have one tbh

149. Do you believe in ghosts? - yuh

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? - the only book i have with me is my science book and thats not interesting at all so lol imma skip this one

#if you read all of these idk why #personal #questions and answers #for the lolz

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