#any given short king who has the gift of humour CAN bag me
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Looking at some of my past crushes, I’m realising that I really just have a weakness for short men who can make me laugh. I need like a pocket size comedian I can carry around with me
#any given short king who has the gift of humour CAN bag me#something about a tall funny man doesn’t hit the same even though in general i’m not picky about height#and if i Was going to be picky about height i should be picky in that direction because i’m 6’1#but it’s like fuck societal expectations#this one goes out to that tinder match i never messaged but who turned up in my yoga class#we got paired up once and he had me in actual stitches and i just leaned over to my friend and was like ‘help’#she’s like ‘no i’m hearing you out. he has charisma’#he was a musician too. a triple threat 😭#there was also that guy i had a massive crush on who lived across the hall from me and all he had going for him was being short and wanting#to impress me So badly that he once drank alcohol even though he wasn’t supposed to because of health issues#i found out was like ‘you literally didn’t have to drink. i’m less impressed Because you drank’ like what the fuck#i thought he was funny but honestly sometimes in the wrong ways. he still likes every facebook post i make#who else… i mean there was that guy in web dev but i think i just fixated on him because i was worried about the class#he was funny though and had short people energy#apparently enquire within if your height starts with a 5 and you’re hilarious??? i guess#*but actually don’t because i have taken a vow of celibacy#personal
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