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sometimes a joke needs the punchline to be something flying in and hitting me and knocking me unconscious nonlethally but just incapacitating me before i can finish my sentence but this doesn't happen in real life. i was just imagining making the joke "fire fox? how's fox gonna get a job now!" in real life which isn't funny unless it was like "fire fox? how's fox gonna g-" [brick hits me in the head cutting me off midsentence]
#alex talks#comedy sketch parody of home shopping network ads a la collegehumor's conversational ripcord or hidden hidden valley ranch where it's like.#has this ever happened to you? [joke falls flat] then maybe you need PERFECTLY TIMED BLUNT PROJECTILE. with all the slapstick glee of an#anvil or a stick of dynamite this product provides an out for any comedy flub. if you can tell midsentence that your joke is not funny and#you never should have let it come out of your mouth / simply press the button and it'll send a signal to one of our agents nearby on the#premises who will swiftly aim a brick or maybe an iron pipe squarely at your noggin / giving you a new improved punchline
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