#anti wives prolly

[freakygirlie]

Am I really supposed to believe a 7 year old took multiple pics of their parents rolling around on the grass kissing? lololol Cliff probably took those photos. Someone is thirsty for attention to post couple goals pics on J/D’s anniversary and to make up for Jared not bothering to post anything on Mother’s Day or their anniversary.

The way I was bracing myself for an anniversary post from Danneel or Jensen(or Danneel from Jensen’s acc) and I got Jared and Gen pics instead....PLS OUT OF NOWHERE. G really said ‘’I’m going to make up for all the silence’’ skjdkjkjflk like taking over the one j&d day nice job. ALSO JENSEN AND DANNEEL REALLY REMAINED QUIET THROUGHOUT NO YALL DONT GET IT. Jensen posted that Jack and him pic while it was still their anniversary!!! The man really went ‘’having so much fun in toronto i completely forgot my anniversary xx’’ I LOVE THIS NEW DONT GIVE ANY FUCKS JENSEN AND JARED. Might i remind you Jared completely ignored all and every post G has made in the past few monthsdkjfjk especially the anniversary one. 

But like wow the j&g post skjjdkjff it’s such classic her behavior idek why im surprised. 

[serenagaywaterford]

i’m just gonna be real with all you chiefs

serena getting pregnant in gilead is a stupid potential storyline and i don’t want it. i am so damn sick of every second thread ANYWHERE being about “omg what if serena gets pregnant?! ohmergerd!!!” please. just bang your head against a wall and you’d achieve the same result as that asinine storyline about the woman who would literally have to be the dumbest fucking moron in gilead if that happened. i wish everyone would stop fucking talking about serena’s fertility already until it actually matters. (i’m sure it will eventually tbh.)

this fandom: hey guys women are complex human beings too and more than just baby machines!!! 

also this fandom: let’s all obsessively fixate entirely on how this woman is a potential baby machine and nothing else matters about her character!!!!!!

[peniswizard69]

tlok villains: how divorced are they?

Amon: to be divorced you need to be married, and this man is repugnant. he doesn't even care about this. i put him at maybe a 1, sliigghhtly divorced.

Tarrlok: ah! now we have arrived at divorcedville. this guy has four children from three ex-wives and they all feel a mixture of pity and hate. easy 9 on the divorced scale

Unalaq: this is the most divorced man on the fucking planet. on the divorce papers it says "grounds: husband is a loser". you know his ex is THRIVING in the northern Earth Kingdom with a guy whose name is the Mongolian equivalent of Trent. 10/10 peak divorce

Varrick: two ex wives he doesn't talk to, or think about, nor do they really think about him. 4, his heart isn't in it.

Zaheer and P'li: they fuck. -10 anti divorced

Ming-Hua: impatient. agitated. single mom energy. other than that, no indicators. 3

Ghazan: dad jokes feel. -9 undivorced but something about him

Kuvira: heavily strained relationship with her fiancé? 7/10

does Raiko count? anyway he has two exes and a trophy wife, prolly like an 8