#anti das sporking

[kahran042]

I'm sorry, but this readmore makes me want to call Spike noble, just out of spite.

[raxistaicho]

Okay so following up, I definitely gave the wrong impression with this one. I’ve been told the Edelcrits think I’m being defensive about my past on Das Sporking because cringy mid-2000′s edgy humor or somesuch nonsense.

No, absolutely not, I met a really good friend and had some good times on Das Sporking. We were not just pointing and laughing, “hahah, look at the mary sue,” we were pointing out genuinely shitty themes and undertones in the work we were looking at, or expressing how badly the writers misunderstood the source material they were drawing from.

The person who sporked Twilight wasn’t going, “god the teenaged girls who like this are so dumb,” she was criticizing the incredibly anti-humanist and sexist undertones in Stephenie Meyers’ work, as well as her increasingly uncomfortable tendency to insert her own personal issues into the later material.

In any case, the people who sporked Twilight and Fifty Shades of Gray are both women, so by Edelcrit standards of conduct they can’t be misogynist. Hey, I don’t make the rules! I have deadass seen them countering accusations of misogynistic conduct by deflecting and saying the person being accused is a woman.

Additionally, because I know they’re all gonna read this one or have it described to them, do not drag the folks on Das Sporking into our dispute. They have absolutely nothing to do with this Edelgard discourse.

The Edelcrits are talking about going through your old posts on some "sporking" community you used to be part of.

That was over 10 years ago, jfc. You know how much a person changes in a decade? Every accusation is an admission with these people, it's fucking creepy. Still, it's on brand given Nilsh once went digging through 12-15 years of my Deviant Art comments to fish for a gotcha...

I wonder if I should try to figure out how to warn them that a bunch of angry tumblrites might start harassing them, now.

[ratwizard-101]

Hello!!! This is a page that has words on it ⍢

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Names I go by : Micheal & Valentine

I'm not even active that much on here anymore so idc what happens, I'm only here for the art and other stuff I guess. new url!! rat-with-a-spork —> ratwizard-101

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Info about  me: I'm hardly active due to school and life but i'll be here time to time. I have left the dsmp fandom and I dont want to hear about it anymore, ignore my old stuff its so cringe✨ But for the ppl who will stay welcome!!!! Most of the stuff that I reblog are pretty weird and lame!!! now what do I say next :D oh yea if you match with any of the stuff, (the DNI that’s below)then get the fuck off my blog and do not interact with this blog please and thank you! I can and will block you, so don’t even try.                                                                                                                                                                                           (Tell me if you need anything tagged!)

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[koothus]

❤️~Writing Commissions!~❤️ (No PayPal)

Hello! I am not a professional or expert writer, but I am willing on writing for art and DA points.

I will write anything from fanfiction (though limited), character descriptions, short stories, nsfw, gore, research, biographies, scripts (not as in coding lol) and more. If you are unsure of what else, please inbox me or DM me on discord and I will respond as quickly as I can. I am capable of writing 1,000 - 3000+ words and as of the current moment, I do not take any real-world currency. The only form of payment I take is art and deviant art points. As stated before, I am not a professional writer but a hobbyist one.

Examples:

Following extract example has triggering themes. Please view with precautions if you are sensitive.

Known as one of the worst humans to live, Dominic wasn't always as demented or sadistic. In his early years, he was described as a caring gentleman with deep secret(s) and had no criminal activity or behavioural problems up until the age of 14. Petty or small inconveniences as shoplifting or graffiti to then serious and punishable crimes as stealing luxurious pens and stealing of medical equipment. His more infamous and executable crimes began in his basement in his middle ages between 30-43 years, where crime experts and physiologists predict certain environmental situations Dominic was in lead him a path of vile and immoral illegal experiments on living things.

One of the earliest known successful subjects of his experimentations was a dog-human named 'Sporks' or 'Spark' which lived 2 years before its awaiting death by asphyxiation. It's bones showed severe deformation or mildly disjointed which implies the hybrid had an agonising birth and death.

An alleged long distant relative to Dominic, Cox has habited erratic traits such as kleptomania and egotism through her harsh environment. A lover of cats, specifically male tuxedo breed with a great mischievous side that is (mostly) harmless intentions.

Although an infamous reputation for her childish behaviour, Hope Cox is a naturally gifted sewer and has an adequate amount of respect within Vexrath.

Chosen ones hear his voice echo in their heads, the voice of reason and guidance to their existence. A man of alleged humbleness and tranquillity, stuck inside the symbolisation of past happiness from those centuries ago. Chosen One's quiver before him, as they lift the god in the palm of their hands.

Educate yourself before diving into it. Trusted sources dedicated to that subject are highly recommended. Sites that allow anyone to edit pages such as Wikipedia can help but try to avoid them unless it is needed.

Do not disrespect victims. Try your best to keep your world, novel, or OC as mature and respectable as possible. Putting comedy into dark things such as real-world fights is a difficult task because it may come off as insensitive or derogatory. Although not impossible to mix comedy with world tragedy's, a good piece of media that has both dark content and entertainment is Jojo Rabbit. A 2019 movie based around WW2 and Hitler that has satirical effects to it whilst keeping serious and deep themes of the dark reality of Nazi propaganda, Anti-Semitism, and other sensitive content. It isn't impossible to use humour in dark events, however you need to take boundaries with it too.

Do not be afraid to use dark themes to educate readers or viewers. Showing the realism of the events and how horrific somewhere is a great strategy on keeping an audience and giving some information to them. It'll also benefit you on being aware of the real events and not misconstruing them for fiction.

My Socials:

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[gehayi]

Mists of Avalon Sporking -- Book I Chapter 1 [SPORKERS: Idiotalchemist, ZeldaQueen & Gehayi]

In which a woman of Celtic Britain hates her abusive husband, thinks that she could be a great Christian priest while not knowing that Christians are monotheists, has a psychic vision that she disregards two seconds later, has some suggestive thoughts about her younger sister (ew), listens to a New Age lecture by her father, and is ordered by her older sister to screw a warlord, get pregnant with a son, and save reality as they know it.

CONTENT WARNINGS:   

warning: abuse (emotional) warning: abuse (sexual) warning: anti-semitism warning: controversial issues warning: do not wantwarning: incestuous undertoneswarning: pedophilic tones warning: potential triggerswarning: racism warning: rape (mentioned) warning: sexism warning: victim-blaming

ETA: Forgot the link, here you go.

https://das-sporking2.dreamwidth.org/1437309.html

[ggdbcheaponline-blog]

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[centraldiseno]

23 de febrero de 2017

¡Camila!

¡Hola! Mi fin de semana estuvo muy tranquilo la verdad, me quede aquí en la Ciudad de México y disfrute de tiempo de calidad con mi familia. ¡Que padre que fuiste al Bahidorá! Pero como dices, ese no es mi tipo de eventos, o quien sabe a lo mejor y si voy alguna vez me sorprenda y me la pase increíble, habrá que darle una oportunidad el próximo año. Y lo que me dices tiene todo el sentido, siempre he visto fotos del festival y lo único que se puede apreciar es la escenografía del lugar, que para empezar los recursos naturales son impresionantes, y agregando el diseño que los productores planearon se ve padrísimo, también la gente que asiste me parece super intrigante, parece que preparan sus outifits y cómo se pintarán la cara con mucha anticipación y realmente se ve muy bien. Es una manera de expresarse diferente, y yo creo que en este tipo de eventos todos van con toda la actitud, y es por eso se crea ese tipo de ambiente que mencionas en donde todos se comunican entre ellos a través de la música y del ambiente, al igual que a través de su lenguaje que expresa su forma de ser. La verdad no tengo la menor idea de cómo desarrollaría mi forma de expresarme en un ambiente parecido, si te soy honesta es algo que ni siquiera puedo imaginar, que horror. Siento que es algo que explotaría ya estando ahí y que sin duda trataría de expresar mi manera de ser y pensar al máximo. ¿Tu cómo te expresaste en este festival? ¿Tienes fotos para ver, y así poder comentar si en mi opinión expresaste toda tu ser? Y te prometo que intentaré ir en algún momento a este evento, como te digo, se me hace algo increíble como todos los que asisten se expresan libremente sin pensar en el ¿qué dirán?, al contrario, en este tipo de eventos todo el mundo va con una mentalidad super abierta y a involucrarse a full con todo lo que conlleva, y logra identificarse y expresarse.

Contestando a tu pregunta, estoy de acuerdo contigo cuando dices que en la actualidad vivimos la vida muy rápido y que no nos cuestionamos nada ni nos damos cuenta de nada. Retomando lo que te he mencionado en la mayoría de nuestra correspondencia, los diseñadores necesitamos y debemos de expresar todos nuestros ideales mediante nuestros artefactos, y por ende, ese objeto representará los sentimientos que fueron experimentados al crearlo, aunque también nadie va a pensar de la misma manera en la que pensamos nosotros, y muchas personas pueden interpretar las cosas de diferentes formas y sentir algo totalmente contrario a lo que se proponía, no se si te ha pasado, pero a mi si, que tu tienes un diseño, ya sea ya materializado o en boceto, y lo compartes con alguien que cuando le pides su opinión te da una retroalimentación totalmente diferente a lo que tu tenias en mente, ¿que opinas? ¿crees que a pesar de esto, un objeto debe de representar los ideales del diseñador? ¿que pasa si un objeto representa diferentes cosas para las personas? ¿eso es bueno o malo para un diseño?.

Por otro lado, estoy de acuerdo y a la vez en desacuerdo cuando hablamos sobre el capitalismo. Entiendo tu punto cuando dices que hoy en día se crean diferentes objetos los cuales son innecesarios y que solamente sirven para fomentar el capitalismo, pero también piénsalo de esta manera, siempre va a existir un nicho de mercado que no esta atendido y siempre va a haber alguien que este buscando llenar ese vacío. Eso pasa con ese tipo de productos como el cubo anti-estrés, este tipo de personas utilizaban, como mencionas, las tapas de las plumas o diferentes objetos para satisfacer sus necesidades y liberar el estrés con el que lidiaban, hasta que a alguien se le ocurrió crear este cubo, el cual solucionara sus problemas sin necesidad de utilizar estos diferentes productos y brindándole al publico una nueva propuesta, la cual fue bastante exitosa, así que si me preguntas, si esta alimentando al capitalismo, pero a la vez esta haciendo la función de un artefacto de diseño, causando un impacto en la sociedad y la cultura, y cambiando el comportamiento de las personas al satisfacer y solucionar sus problemas. A lo mejor para ti no transmite nada, pero porque no sufres de “estrés” o no tienes la necesidad de estar golpeando una pluma todo el tiempo, pero para las personas que sienten lo contrario creo que si les transmite mucho y es un objeto que tanto esperaban que tal vez por eso causó tanto furor y gente que no lo necesitaba lo comenzó a comprar. Esto es lo que opino, y honestamente me declaro capitalista, creo que hoy en día todo lo que hagamos esta relacionado con el capitalismo y lo fomenta, ¿crees que exista el diseño que no fomente al capitalismo? ¿cómo sería?, ¿te consideras capitalista?.

Cambiando un poco de tema, ¿te acuerdas de lo que vimos la clase pasada? creo que se relaciona un poco con lo que comentamos al principio de esta correspondencia y con el capitalismo, en la actualidad los objetos de diseño ya no siguen la función, sino que siguen el significado, y los diseñadores no queremos avanzar y diseñar por el dinero, al contrario, lo hacemos por querer entrar en el juego, por querer dar significado. Hoy en día el diseño es una herramienta para dar sentido, una herramienta para que las culturas generen realidad en base a estos, y que decidan que es válido y que no es, para que las personas se logren identificar con estos, ¿no te ha pasado que dices o te dicen que cierto objeto es “muy tu”? eso se debe a que los diseñadores te han hablado al oído, en otras palabras, han logrado que tu Camila te identifiques con sus objetos, te has apropiado de ellos, y has reconocido al objeto por lo que es. Me parece que la cultura esta en autopoiesis, y se va recreando y tomando un sentido nuevo, pero no todo es tan bonito, y en este caso la tecnología no es tan positiva, ya que va mucho más rápido que la cultura, es ahí en donde nosotros los diseñadores necesitamos tomar esta tecnología adelantada y tratar de traerla al presente basándonos en el conocimiento histórico y cultural para lograr aterrizarlo de la mejor manera, y lograr una aceptación de parte de los usuarios en las sociedades, aunque por más que queramos innovar, tenemos que pensar un poco en la forma ya que no podemos cambiarla radicalmente para no confundir a nuestros usuarios, un ejemplo es el SPORK, ¿lo conoces? es una cuchara con un tenedor incluido, que por más que lo intentaron, no logró ser un objeto que transformara a la cultura ni lograra un impacto. Los objetos existen objetivamente, cómo la interpretación de todo lo que nos rodea, pero todo el carácter que le damos al objeto, tiene que ver con lo subjetivo, con el sentido de realidad que estamos sujetos como personas de una sociedad, es aquí en donde entramos en el juego y hacemos todo lo posible para que nuestros usuarios se identifiquen con nuestros artefactos, que los hagan suyos y suceda eso que te comentaba, que digan que los objetos son “muy ellos”. Una desventaja que tenemos es que vivimos en una era de desmaterialización, debido a los avances tecnológicos, y nosotros necesitamos crear experiencias, estrategias y servicios, y ya no tanto un producto como tal, aunque hay miles de productos que seguimos utilizando y seguiremos necesitando, ¿piensas que podemos llegar a un mundo totalmente desmaterializado, en donde no necesitemos de nada material?

Me parece muy cierto que hoy solamente diseñamos por significado, para fomentar el capitalismo y lograr que las personas se identifiquen con nuestros productos y se apropien de ellos, es un poco lo que te comentaba, es claro que todos los diseños son parte del capitalismo queramos o no, solo hay que verlo desde el lado de la satisfacción de necesidades de los usuarios y de la apropiación que hacen con los objetos. La función esta solo para que los usuarios entiendan como funciona, pero el significado es lo principal, lo que lo diferencia, ¿crees que el significado es más importante para diseñar que la función? ¿te parece que estamos viviendo en un mundo totalmente material, en donde no nos importa el impacto que tenemos en las culturas, pero hacemos lo que sea para causar algo? Me interesa saber lo que piensas respecto a esto.

Te mando un gran abrazo Cami, espero que tu semana vaya muy bien y tengas un buen fin.

Fer.

[kahran042]

An actual quote from a Das Sporking comment. It's not enough to be BINGO-ed, but it just pissed me off so much I had to post it here to show off just what dumbarses most Das Sporking members are.

[kahran042]

Talk about the pot calling the kettle’s TV Tropes page circle-jerky.

[kahran042]

Things I wish I could say to Das Sporking

Hey wait a minute! Grant's outfit is red. You know...the color that Gaston, the villain, wore? To make him opposite Beast, who wore blue? Red, a color that represents anger and from what I heard, was also chosen because it's the color of blood, to further emphasis Gaston's being a hunter and his eventual murderous rage? You gave your Gary-Stu love interest THAT color?!

It's just a color, for the love of Ceiling Cat! Look, Grant is a horrible character, I'll give you that, but frankly, this looks like you're just reaching for things to badmouth about him. :P

I find it funny that Harry Potter, with it's explicitly soul-damaging, runs on hate Dark Magic, has people trying to invoke Dark is Not Evil, and here we have someone trying to talk about corrupting, evil Dark Magic, in a world where our cutesy heroine spent the first half using the power of Dark.

Well, maybe if Harry Potter had a more clear definition of Dark Magic than "any offensive spell used by anyone other than an author-approved character"... Oh, and read another book. (This was part of a sporking of a Cardcaptor Sakura darkfic that had nothing to do with Harry Potter)

(user1): It’d be the old “introduce weapons and powers from other canons to be Better Than This Canon” chestnut.  You know, like Keiran Halcyon putting RPG stuff in Harry Potter.

Kahran042: Which could only be an improvement on canon, considering how much the Harry Potter magic system sucks.

"...and no, Hades (the version from Disney’s Hercules) is not Draco In Leather Pants'd..."

Well, even if he were, it would be a good counterbalance to his being Darth Vader the Eldritch Abomination'd in the crappy movie.

"I've never seen a blue rose, but I thought I'd make one, in honor of you" he said and took a painted blue, white rose from his coat pocket and placed it on her heart "It fits you" he smiled. (user2): Blue roses exist.

Kahran: You know that "I haven't seen it" isn't the same as "it doesn't exist," right? I can honestly say that I’ve never seen a wombat, but that doesn’t mean I don’t think they exist.

Of course, the part where China and Japan are different still seems to have escaped her notice.

To be fair, maybe the town contained elements of both Chinese and Japanese culture.

Also, this may be a coincidence, but she's the only female currently in this troupe and also the only one who's been “abused.” Huh.

This comes across as a bit of a kneejerk reaction, but maybe that's just me having a kneejerk reaction of my own.

This makes it sound like she's going to be paired up with Yuju, not Aladdin. Which, considering her "I'm not interested in boys" comment earlier...

Except that Yuju's gender was never specified. The only description given was "It (emphasis mine) was white and wise looking with long silver hair."

(user1): Given that we see her latch on to Celeste (Inpax)...she also seems to be drawn towards women with strong, confident personalities.

Kahran042: Except that from what I've read about the game, there really isn't any information about Celeste's personality.

"I guess it was…kind of the right thing…" She glanced down at the glasses on the table. "I guess I just over reacted." (user1): Now Adrian is quietly admitting that he did the right thing and that she was a silly, emotional woman who over-reacted

Kahran042: Seems to me that the only one saying anything about it being because she's a "silly, emotional woman" is you.

Charlie: Did the author not watch or hear of Season 0 or the manga?


There is no Season 0! What people call "Season 0" is a different series based on the same source material. Sorry about this, but that's my biggest pet peeve in this fandom. (referring to the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom)

We’ve seen fifty-million Rapidashes and Ponytas, by the way. Please import some Zebstrika or something.

I know...it's almost as if this fic was written before Zebstrika was created or something. :P

Say what you will about the Stuthor, at least he doesn't go into capslock rages.

See, that’s exactly my problem with the Dauntless. They are not brave the same way Gryffindors in Harry Potter are. No, that is exactly what they are - thrill seekers!

Hmm, sounds just like Gryffindor to me. :P

(user4): Is he saying that Emerald is a good thing? And note I said he, because Mark is basically using Jupiter as a goddamn sock-puppet right now.

So, it's not all right for Suethors to use canon characters as sock-puppets, but it's all right for you and your ilk to do the same?

(user1): And despite all of his stalking and spying and creeping on underage girls, I doubt he could ever figure out what all women want, so he'd probably just get executed.

Because all women want the same thing?

In "Hadrian Abhorsen", she reduces Voldemort to a completely ineffective and cliché ranter who even the cheesiest Saturday morning cartoons would be embarrassed to have

So...there was no difference, then?

Wait, John? Was he named after John Morris of Castlevania Bloodlines?

Probably not, seeing as John is a very common name.

Darien was outside the greenhouse taking in the beauty of the sweet-smelling flowers and soothing fountain. (user1): A sweet-smelling fountain? What?

What, indeed, seeing as there was nothing about a "sweet-smelling fountain" in that passage.

Granted it’s a magic gun but we clearly see later that it can and does operate exactly like a muggle gun.

Never use that word unless you're discussing the Harry Potty fandom.

YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT PICTURE WAS INTENDED FOR - MAYBE A FUCKING GRADUATING THESIS

Yeah, because there would totally be a graduate thesis at a middle school. Also, unnecessary capslock is unnecessary.

...and no, I’m not making an over 9000 joke. Fucking Blaze isn’t worth the effort.

Effort? What effort?

or if the second Suethor just ignored the epilogue just because they didn’t like the shipping or the kids.

Because Ceiling Cat forbid that there might be other reasons that someone might ignore the crapilogue.

Totally ignoring that MIyuki had fucked up, totally ignoring that Nico had been manipulated and taken advantage of, totally ignoring that Nico had been suffering...totally ignoring the fact that none of it would have happened if Miyuki hadn’t tried just a little more instead of simply giving up because she didn’t like her kiddie drawings.

How come I have a feeling that you would have complained about it if he hadn't ignored those things, too?

Chapter 26: The Birth of Nao's Sibling (user5): aka, “That Episode That Shot Every Older Sibling Right In The Heart.”

Um, I'm an older sibling and it didn't shoot me in the heart. Thank you for making me feel like there's something wrong with me for not getting all choked up over fictional characters.

and in general acts like the author meant him to be Eddard Stark but ended up turning him into Robert Baratheon.

I'm sorry, but those names are about as significant to me as I imagine the names Ltohkj Glqaq and Qeoegm Kxtwwgkah would be to you, hence rendering this completely meaningless.

Neither of us have anything against paganism, by the way.

Could have fooled me.

(user6): The Abrahamic religons demonized a LOT of pagan gods.

And judging by this spork so far, you probably think that's a good thing.

And it’s laughably obvious that Walker has no clue how to write someone proselytizing sympathetically

Maybe because it's impossible to write it, because proselytizers are terrible people and shouldn't be written sympathetically.

or that muggles lack the imagination to realize there’s something fishy going on here.

According to Rowling, they do.

[kahran042]

I'd love to see wards become a canonical thing in the Harry Potter universe, just to see how Das Sporking reacts.

[kahran042]

If by “to spork with them,” you mean “as mouthpieces,” I couldn’t agree more.

[kahran042]

To any Snape fans/Marauder haters:

If you have a Dreamwidth account and have read ATYD, please consider submitting it to Das Sporking’s suggestion box here. Of course, there isn’t much of a chance of it actually being sporked even if submitted, but 0.01% is still infinitely more than 0%. I’d do it myself, but I’ve never actually read ATYD.

[kahran042]

A question

If anyone reading this is a Runescape fan, what are your thoughts on this profile and series of fan quests?

https://runescape.wiki/w/User:Rangress https://runescape.wiki/w/User:Rangress/The_Reclamation https://runescape.wiki/w/User:Rangress/The_Ranger%27s_Sword https://runescape.wiki/w/User:Rangress/Destiny_of_the_Mortals

I ask because pretty much everything I know about Runescape is from a series of sporkings of these quests on Das Sporking by someone who is a major Zaros fan, and hence has an obvious bias against them. So I'd be interested in seeing the opinions of more neutral fans.

[kahran042]

Even if I weren’t deeply anti-Discanon, this alone would make me not want to see Solo.

@cosmicjourney1995