#anti american propaganda has taught me that you have screwcaps
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good morning gamers, imagine using the spike on johnny's elbow for shotgunning beercans
#sammy says shit#anti american propaganda has taught me that you have screwcaps#but im pretty sure i saw panam use a surface to open a beer so this would work#now you might say but sammy his metal arm is (literally) a sore spot for him why would v do this#firstofall: maybe he enjoys someone not trying to treat him with silk gloves or whatever#2.: v literally helped him get rid of the arasaka logo on his arm she's allowed to#3. even if she wasnt allowed to i didnt say he lets her do it more than once#au: watch the world burn
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