#antag.reply

[your-new-replacement]

"I mean- I don't really think I need help..."

"Is there really a we here?"

(@employee1618152017)

"..."

"...?"

"What's with that look?"

[your-new-replacement]

[He laughs, amused.]

>"What? That's what you're worried about?"

[He shifts closer, caressing his hair, ruffling it slightly.]

>"That's what happens when you're confident around others, people are just naturally attracted to that sort of thing.. Doesn't mean i don't like this whole thing."

>"Seriously, you worry too much. If i wasn't enjoying myself, i would've left the second i went out to smoke."

"Oh? Heh... yeah, I kind of expected you to leave at that point..."

>[He sits up a little and sighs, trying to ease the tension in his shoulders and chest.]

"I don't usually do this sort of thing. Guess I'm worrying too much. Being all in my head or whatever."

"Though I gotta say, your confidence doesn't always give off the right vibes you're going for buddy. Maybe all these hoes you're getting are masochists, but most people I know don't want an arrogant prick, heh heh."

[your-new-replacement]

Normal guy and coworker used to randomly kiss each others cheeks

"......."

"Ahaha... they WHAT?"

[your-new-replacement]

You is are have beautiful boobs..

"Colleague you're gonna have to hold me back for this one"

[your-new-replacement]

"Oh? Hey, maybe I'd finally be able afford a livable space without cockroaches!"

"Thanks!~"

>"I stayed up too late yesterday exercising.. My whole body hurts, i might die.."

>" @your-new-replacement @normalest-employeer if i die today, everything goes to you because my siblings deserve nothing!"

[your-new-replacement]

Hits you with my trans beam

>[The beam hits him full blast, temporarily blinding him. When the bright light vanishes, he's left there, standing]

"H-huh?"

>[He's slightly panicked, but after inspecting himself... nothing seems to have changed.]

"Hm.. okay then...?"

"Some beam that was."

[your-new-replacement]

Check out my cat sketchers vro there thr sweetest angle 🥰

"That sentence is incoherent"

"But oh my god! Look at the baby!"

[your-new-replacement]

Oh wait you meant eat in that way? nevermind

"Heh, there's multiple ways!"

[your-new-replacement]

"I'M STILL BEING EXECUTED?? I THOUGHT BRYCE WAS EXECUTED!!"

I made something!

@doppelcoworker @c0worker-bryce @stuck-with-protag @normal9to5 @theonlyguardianangel (erm that's all I know.)

[your-new-replacement]

Wakey wakey! Eggs and bacey! Looks like you're back here again. Just remember the dagger I gave you, alright?

Oh, and speaking of eggs and bacey, I made you some breakfast! Don't eat it yet, though. It's useful.

[A pile of flesh on a tray materealises in front of Antag. It's still squirming.]

- [#187]

"..." >[He's sort of disgusted] "Y-yeah... I remember the dagger... w-what is that?"

[your-new-replacement]

I just wanna say you’re cool and I’m making a plush of you bc yes :D

"Oh! Thank you!" >[He grins widely, appreciative of that]

[your-new-replacement]

"Please let me replace you!"

>[Antagonist/Doppelganger ask blog]

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Claimed anons [#187]

OOC NOTES UNDER THE CUT

Proshitters/general assholes/the typical DNI

TAGS: antag.post antag.ask antag.reply antag.ooc

[your-new-replacement]

>[Antag is currently completely out. He's small, looks to be about eight or nine. He's breathing, slowly and shakily, and he's surprisingly thin. It seems like he'd been reverted to how he was when he was this age, rather than just being magically turned into a kid.]

Colleague..😭 I made big mistake and used anon magic to create…

I turned Antag into a child….

*Gives Antag child to Colleague*

Also I took away his scissors so you won’t get hurt. IM SO SORRY!!

The anon magic only last 5 days so good luck

Oh and same thing happened to Protag good luck Co-Worker😊

"W-wait what-"

< Colleague awkwardly takes the child. He--Antagonist, apparently--looks knocked out. Atleast he's breathing...? >

"I don't know how to take care of a kid!?!"

< It's too late. The asker is gone. Colleague is stuck with a miniature antagonist. And he doesn't know what to do. >

—

< Coworker boots up the elevator computer to check on his blog. He opens the questions box to this ask and skims it lightly. God knows how he and his doppelganger ended up sharing a blog, but he can't seem to get rid of the other one. Oh well- wait, what does the end of that ask say...? >

"...What."

[OOC/Mod: @un-favoredprotag @ask-protag or any other antagonist or protagonist blogs, feel free to interact!!]

[your-new-replacement]

"Relax, it wasn't your husband! It was an alternate version of him."

>Other me, i don't know if you saw, but your husband got shot like– three times.

FUCK- GET OUT MY WAY!

[your-new-replacement]

>[He immediately smells the alcohol]

"Jesus Christ! What, did you raid a bar or something? You're absolutely hammered!"

>[Antag walks in casually]

"Hey! Guess who's moving in with your coworker?"

>[ @your-new-replacement]

>"..WwwOOOooooHhhh hhhHHHOOOOooo!!!!...."

>[You fall over and laugh]

[your-new-replacement]

"..."

>[He half chuckles, approaching the bed and rather unceremoniously looking at his scars and bruises.]

"Jesus Christ... these are serious! What did you even do??"

>[He looks worried for a moment, though that vanishes quickly as he flicks Colleague on the head]

"Fucking moron!"

"Uh, hey..."

>[Antag knocks lightly on the door of the room, but invites himself in]

"Heard you almost got your dumbass killed! My bo- f-frie- associate told me to check on you."

>[ @your-new-replacement]

"… R-Rowan…"

> [ Of all the people that he expected to visit him, Colleague did not expect Antag at all. In fact, he figured that Antag wouldn't care at all. ]

> [ Colleague had a visible scar on his chest, only seen in certain angles. ]

"Figured that you wouldn't visit… but thanks for coming."